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How To Make Her Squirt

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

No, guys, its not a myth, and it’s not only something you will see by watching porn. Female ejaculation is a real thing, and can happen in real life. You just have to know how to make the magic happen, and it’s not that easy.

There are a lot of steps that must be taken if you want to see your girl have a squirting orgasm. A lot of them might seem like common sense, but they can easily be forgotten.

The G-spot is responsible for creating the magic, so before you go hunting for it, it only makes sense to know where it is and how it works. Look up the anatomy and location of it somewhere online. Do your research!

Having the right attitude is key. If you put too much pressure on her, it wont work. Have a sense of humor and basically just be cool about it.

Make sure you keep you hands and fingers well groomed. Nothing will end the fun faster than catching a stray fingernail inside of her. Make sure your nails are clipped short and your hands are squeaky clean.

Have some natural lube on hand, because even though she will produce her own, it never hurts to have some handy, just in case.

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Foreplay is extremely important for a squirting orgasm. The G-Spot won’t even be enlarged and ready for stimulation if she’s not aroused. So make sure you find out all the information possible about this thing guys!

Once she’s hot and bothered and ready for it, it’s time for the main event. There are many techniques you can use when stimulating the g-spot, I personally prefer the hard and fast method. Simply put your two middle fingers together and bend them into your palm like your doing the “rock on” sign.

You must be patient guys because it could take more than 30 minutes of stimulation in order for her to have a G-Spot orgasm, but trust me, it’s worth every second.

The amazing thing about a G-spot orgasm versus a clitoral orgasm, is that the G-spot can lead to multiple orgasms and ejaculation, so get your rain coats on guys, because your girl will be squirting all over the place!

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Girls-On-Girls To Impress The Gentlemen

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

After discussing porn sites with my roommate, I laughed when he told me his subject of interest revolved around lesbians. “Lesbians eating each other out; now that’s the stuff”, he said with a sparkle in his eyes. Now, I know that it’s not exactly big news that men love lesbians. Even Britney and Madonna’s infamous kiss was enough to get everyones panties in a bunch. But what is it about women making out that turns men on so much? Is it the aspect of having double the fun? You know, two being better than one? Here’s the thing though, if these lesbians are in fact lesbians, then clearly they wouldn’t want to go anywhere near a penis. Right?

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Two professors from the University of California decided to analyze this girl-on-girl business a little further. After conducting a national survey, they determined that out of all the women polled, only 2% considered themselves lesbians or bisexuals. On the other hand, 8% reported having same sex desires or engaging in same-sex frolicking. While the number certainly seems low, what’s interesting to observe is the relation between sexual preference and actual behaviors.

Another important find – that is also not exactly groundbreaking – is that the reason behind girls making out with girls lies in one thing and one thing only – impressing the boys. Add a little bit of alcohol into the mix and suddenly a girl will do just about anything to show a man just how “wild” she is. Perhaps it all boils down to the fact that a man’s role is to observe while women are to be observed.

I never said I was a feminist (after all I enjoy free porn).

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Even though men like to believe that a lesbian couple would be more than eager to jump into bed with them, chances are they wouldn’t. A pair of fake lesbians however, would love nothing more. That’s why they’re making out in the first place. So for the lez-enthusiasts out there, consider your setting before attempting to make a pass on a same-sex couple. If they’re just strolling around hand in hand not really paying you any mind, let them be. Alternately, if two girls start to make-out right in front of you, chances are it’s just a little desperate act to get your attention. And boy does it work!

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The Evolution of the Vibrator

Wednesday, October 20th, 2010

As long as humans have had dicks and vaginas, we’ve found outside ways to stimulate them. Dating back to the Victorian era, the first vibrator ever was created, however it was aimed at curing a disease that didn’t even exist.

Since masturbation in the 19th century was considered very taboo, the very first vibrators weren’t marketed as such. Instead, they were sold as medical devices used to treat “hysteria”. And hysteria being something that chicks came down with if they hadn’t gotten their rocks off in a while.

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Apparently, hysteria was caused by the retention of “female semen”, which could get into the blood stream and corrupt it, so it had to be let loose of course.

Doctors would stimulate the vag until the chick would orgasm. But, their hands would often get tired quickly, so this is how the vibrator came into existence!

Ultimately, vibrators have been around longer than electricity has. The first model came out in 1734 and was operated by a crank. Electricity is what really brought them to the mainstream.

One of the first mechanical vibrators was the steam powered Manipulator. This monstrous machine hid its engine in another room with the apparatus sticking through the wall. Fucking scary.

The modern day vibrator has come along way from the big, bulky, scary looking ones. They don’t require a whole fricken room to run properly. Secondly, they can be bought for their intended use of pleasure and orgasms, instead of pretending like they’re curing a disease that isn’t even real. Also, they are made for comfort and the plastic and moulding makes them feel a lot less like a cold machine that should be found outside in the shed.

We are lucky that we live in a time where watching porn and playing with yourself is becoming more and more acceptable. Before we know it, the future of the vibrator will be a chip implanted into our genital areas that will stimulate them whenever we press a button. Sounds pretty good to me.

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There Are Two Sex Types-Which One Are You?

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

Would you prefer to have sex in a tent in the middle of the dessert? Would you like to have it in the bathroom at the restaurant? Or, would you rather be sitting on your couch watching some must-see TV?

In a new CNN report, sexpert Ian Kerner broke sexual compatibility into two simple categories: He says either you’re a “comfort creature” or you’re a “thrill seeker” (ie. a porn enthusiast!). Apparently, there is nothing in between, and you’re either at one end of the spectrum or the other.

He backs up his theory by saying that the comfort creatures feed off routine and therefore rarely feel like switching things up in the bedroom. They tend to keep things pretty simple and rarely spice it up. While the thrill seekers like to try new things; maybe a little anal, some bondage, whatever they are interested in dabbling into.

Furthermore, sexual compatibility is highest when you mate with a like minded date. In other words, the comfort creatures feel most comfortable with fellow geeks and computer nerds per se, and thrill seekers prefer those who like their sex hot and heavy, with a side of adrenaline.

A lot of you reading this are probably wondering what would happen if a comfort creature and a thrill seeker hooked up? Would there be a catastrophic explosion? Well, Kerner says it’s usually not a huge problem. Especially if you’re in that new love, butterflies in the stomach, zone where you can’t keep your hands off each other. It’s after your hormones subside months later and doggie style sex was a thing of the past, and missionary is the go-to position.

There is some good news to these findings Kerner says. I guess that if two people of two different styles end up dating, it doesn’t necessarily mean the relationship will be doomed. You just have to be honest with your partner and express exactly what you want. If you do that, than he says that you probably wont end up having a scary sexless marriage. And let’s be honest, we definitely don’t want that!

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Deforestation To Solve Prostitution Issues In Italy

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

It seems that Italians are having quite a hard time tackling their prostitutes. The reason? Tree-lined streets are blocking their view. In an effort to fight the problem, they have come up with a controversial solution to effective hooker spotting: deforestation. The Bonifica del Tronto road, located in the Abruzzo region of Italy has long been a hot spot for call girls of all nationalities. Over 600 prostitutes from all over the world -including Nigeria, Romania, Brazil, Albany and China – have been lining the tree-filled streets which in turn makes them undetectable to security cameras, raids and patrols.

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Angelo Di Paolo, the regional government’s public works chief, has recently decided to take drastic measures in controlling the problem. In a collaboration between provincial and municipal governments, all trees and vegetation that line the banks of the river Tronto are to be cut. Way to implement a ‘green’ attitude.

Despite not coming as a surprise, several environmental groups have spoken out against the plan which would eliminate over 69 acres of vegetation. Members from several environmental agencies have spoken to the UK Guardian claiming that the only crime committed by soon-to-be-chopped trees was offering “shelter and intimacy to sex slaves.”

Perhaps the biggest question is this: do whores really seek shelter and intimacy when roaming the streets? I highly doubt it. What they need is exposure – that why they look like the girls you see in free porn. Otherwise, how would they make any money? If they’re selling their bodies, what better way to advertise than to parade around the streets like a billboard? I’m just saying.

I highly doubt that cutting down trees will make that much of an impact on the problem. If raids and security cameras aren’t working, how about trying harder? Investing more money into the cause would certainly help. Cutting down trees, on the other hand, is a highly dubious solution to a prostitution problem. Not only will it not work, but it will also cause a huge stir amongst environmental fanatics everywhere. Certainly not worth it.

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Horizontal Academics Goes Viral

Monday, October 18th, 2010

If you’ve had any sort of online presence within the past week, chances are you’ve come across the whole ‘Duke Fuck List’ shenanigan. For those who haven’t, allow me to break it down for you. Karen Owen – an alum from Duke University – created a “Senior Honors Thesis” in the form of a 41-page Power Point presentation. The title? An Education Beyond the Classroom: Excelling in the Realm of Horizontal Academics. In it, she goes into detail about the thirteen men she had sex with over the course of her studies. Not leaving much to the imagination, each lay was presented by their full names and a clarifying picture.

Each of her encounters were described – in detail – from the moment they met, to the point where they had sex. The evaluation was based on a variety of different factors. These included: sexual performance (aggressiveness, penis size and creativity) and status (looks and athleticism). On a slide titled “Background”, Owen states, “In this Duke study, we used data from four years at Duke University to create evaluation materials for such encounters and applied these criteria to the evaluated Subjects hopefully allowing for future maximization of enjoyment of such procedures.” In a nutshell, she means that the only reason she described her sexual experiences was in order to provide a point of reference for future girls looking to hook up with said men.

Owen claims to not have planned for the document to be made public. Despite only sending it out to three of her friends, once one decided to pass it on, the rest came as a sort of domino effect. Since its wide-spread release, many of the men featured on her report have spoken out in frustration. Some have even asked that websites remove their name and picture from the web. Surely, lawsuits should follow (though none have been filed as of yet). In an interview with the website Jezebel, Owen said, “I regret it with all my heart. I would never intentionally hurt the people that are mentioned on that.” Since the incident, she has also cancelled all of her social media profiles, thus leaving angry men and media outlets alike out in a man hunt.

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When Sexting Goes Bad

Monday, October 18th, 2010

There is a small part of me that feels sorry for Brett Favre after he got caught with his pants down, so to speak, texting explicit photos of his dick to New York Jets reporter Jenn Sterger. He’s a grown man so he should have known better, but he obviously didn’t think it through before pressing send on his cell phone. If it was a 14 year old girl who sent pictures of her chest to some boy in hopes of making out with him behind the bleachers, than I would whole heartedly feel bad for her, but Favre is a 41 year old married man who shouldn’t be fooling around in the first place. We all can learn a little something from Favre’s actions.

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A couple weeks ago, one of my chick friends brought up a very interesting topic of conversation. She told me that she received a penis picture from a guy she’d been chatting with on an online dating site for a couple of weeks. Basically, she was completely shocked and a little bit disgusted that he would just send this to her out of the blue without her even asking for it.

She then went on to tell me that she forwarded the picture to a lot of her girlfriends and even asked if I wanted to see it. Of course I did cause I wanted to see if it was really something the cyber dude should be flaunting. Of course it wasn’t all that great so it made me think why he would do it in the first place.

A couple days later we all went out for some drinks after work and my friend with the penis picture proceeded to pass it around to about everyone in the bar. Happy hour got a lot happier as people were laughing hysterically at this poor guy’s dick!

I later went home to think. From a woman’s point of view, a man’s junk just isn’t all that enticing. Sure, it has a great purpose in theory, but just looking at it probably doesn’t do anything for them, and I can totally see why. Dicks have nothing in comparison to tits, and I’m saying this from a completely objective stand point.

So what can we learn from Brett Favre and the cyber dude? Next time you think it is a good idea to send a picture of your dick to some chick, be prepared to have it shown to just about everyone in her group of friends and possibly the news, the local newspaper, and blasted all over the internet. You’ll be a porn star, only laughed at. So, my best advice for you is to not even get yourself involved in sexting, even if you trust the person. Unless you don’t give a fuck who is looking at your dick and scrutinizing every inch of it, then all the power to you!

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Quickie Time

Friday, October 15th, 2010

Sometimes a guy just has to get some pussy, no matter what the circumstances. More times than not, a quickie will satisfy all sexual desires, and can be fun and exciting.

Here are 8 awesome locations for a quickie when the blood is running heavy below the waste and you just need to satisfy your urge.

1. Elevator: if going from the 15th floor to the ground level isn’t enough time to get your quickie in, then I suggest stalling the elevator for a few minutes to give you some extra time.

2. Movie theatre: as cliche as it sounds, getting busy in a movie theatre is always fun. They’re the best place to get blow jobs or hand jobs.

3. Back of the club/restaurant: if your girl or some drunk chick for that matter, are feeling horny, go to the darkest part of the room, or even the bathroom, and get it on. Chances are no one will even see or hear you.

4. Stairwell: if your roommates home or you’re at work and you only have 10 minutes to spare, head to the stairwell of the building and go crazy for a few minutes.

5. Car: yes I know it’s not very original, but it is always a great experience. Pull over and pound away in the back seat, or have your girl give you some road head.

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6. Alley: before envisioning a dirty alley with rats and homeless people, picture you thrusting away a girl with a skirt on. Now i bet I have your attention.

7. Office: whether its the babe you’ve been eyeing at work, or your girl shows up in nothing but a trench coat, sex on the office desk makes life that much better.

8. Dressing room: barge into the Gap dressing room with the sexy sales clerk and fuck the shit out of her.

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Tips On How To Become A Porn Star

Friday, October 15th, 2010

Ever dreamed of becoming a porn star? Before you get too excited, don’t think that it’s all about taking off your clothes and doing it doggy-style (and anal, and oral, and cowgirl etc.) for ten hours. Here required traits for those interested in getting into the adult industry. Warning: it’s not for the faint of heart.

1. Look Realistic – Gone are the days when porn stars resembled second-class drag queens. What porn-aficionados want, are girls that look real. Like the girl-next-door they dream of fucking. While implants are certainly acceptable – after all, this is still porn we’re talking about – anything over a D cup can start to look scary.

2. Adequate Tits – While on the subjects of racks, a good pairs of tits is absolutely mandatory. While size doesn’t matter too much, appropriate nipples are a must. Pancake nipps on an A cup? No thanks.

3. No Fear – The bottom line is this: if anal is a no-no in your book, forget about porn. In the adult entertainment industry, experimentation is everything. Start to draw lines over what you can and cannot do and you’ll soon be out of a job. The more you do, the more money you make.

4. Must Enjoy Sex – What good is a job in porn if you don’t like sex? If the idea of multiple orgasms makes your cringe, then perhaps you’d be better suited as a librarian. Just a thought.

5. Be Street Smart - Having a career in porn comes with a hefty does of side-effects. One of them being the constant harassment by “fans” and having to deal with shady producers that may not have your best-interests at heart. Knowing how to pick these people apart and watch your own back is probably one of your best tools towards succeeding in the industry.

6. Keep Yourself Sane – Walking down the wrong path can be quite easy in the world of porn. Between the drugs and wild sex, you run the risk of being a hop and a skip away from ending up in rehab. Or like a total hot mess.

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Halloween Sex Positions

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of they year. I completely disagree. Halloween is by far the best time of year because chicks have an excuse to dress up completely slutty and and they throw all their inhibitions out the window.

Halloween’s original purpose has totally transformed in the past couple of decades and amen for that! The idea of scary has turned into sexy and the only thing scary about Halloween should be the inner demons you release in the bedroom.

The devil inside of you and your partner will be shrieking and moaning all night long, and it won’t be because of a full moon. Try out these Halloween sex positions and you wont be disappointed:

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Tail in the Crypt: You and your partner make your way under your bed, aka the crypt, and start doing some anal play, aka the tail. I’ll leave it up for you to decade whether or not you’d like to annoyingly stimulate your partner with scratches on the back.

The Scarecrow: One partner is strapped to a cross brace and must act as if they have to skeletal system. The other partner gets to do whatever they want to the person tied up. Groping, teasing, prodding, and just about anything else you want.

Night of the Fucking Dead: Both partners start off in a standard missionary position, but once the dick is inside, that’s when things get interesting. Neither partner is allowed to use their arms or legs when fucking eachother. Just like the grunting and struggling zombies in the movie.

Pumpkin Head: Have your partner paint their face with orange and black makeup while you cut a hole in a box to act as the table. Your partner will kneel down with the pumpkin head poking out of the hole. You’ll stand in front , and put a candle, aka your dick, into the mouth of this jack-o-lantern.

Witches’ Brew: Fill a hot tub with brown food coloring, novelty eyeballs, gothic candles, and two slutty drunk chicks you found at the bar. A post witches brew shower is also in the cards.

Now you’re really ready to celebrate Halloween this year. Before you’re ready to get down and dirty, try watching some Halloween porn to get you in the mood.

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