You just broke up with your long term girlfriend and your buddies have called for a night out on the town to get you off the couch and out of the house, for that matter.
You tell them that you’re not really feeling up for it, until you realize that the only thing that is going to get you over your ex is to go out and have a nice one night stand with a sexually experienced chick that you meet at the bar.
Before you head out, you must first decide what type of chick you are going to want to bring home with you. There are a lot of different things to consider and a lot of different types of women to analyze.
“The Party Girl“: These chicks love to drink and if they’re drunk it will be a lot easier to convince them to sleep with you. Even if you’re not the best looking guy, a good set of beer goggles can make any man look like Brad Pitt. Being wasted allows for all inhibitions to be thrown out the window and these chicks will more then likely be down for anything in the bedroom. However, you might have to do it in the bathroom so they can have easy access to the toilet to puke whenever they’re feeling queasy. And, if they’re too wasted, they could just pass out on you and lie there like a dead fish and leave all the work up to you. Actually, scientists say that party girls are often the ones who leave all the work up to the men when it comes to sex. This is probably not your best choice.
“The Gymnastics Girl“: This chick is super hot and has a great body. Not too mention she can bend like a pretzel and put herself in positions you’ve only seen on some freaky porn. Maybe she has a set of rings in her bedroom and can do the splits. The downsize is that they might see sex as an athletic activity and freak you out when she tries to beat you in a naked push up contest.
“The Smart Girl“: Take off the glasses and the collared shirt and maybe we have something here. Or maybe not. At least smart girls will know all there is to know about sex because they’ve probably read about it in the America Sex Journal. Most guys think that smart girls talk too much and you have to listen to them. According to the University of Guelph, college girls are more comfortable with sex, get aroused easier, and more likely to talk dirty. Scientists say that smart girls are better in bed because they can read our body language, take direction and they can communicate erotically. Therefore, they have the know-how to rock in bed.
But, don’t take my word for it, go try it out yourself now that you know what type of chick is your best bet when you want a hot one night stand!
