Tits: what are they good for? They’re just an over grown replica of what we guys have on our own bodies, but for some reason, we can’t get enough of them! Big ones, small ones, uneven ones, we aren’t picky. Boobs are boobs, and for some reason they totally turn us on. We love seeing a chicks tits in action, especially in these scenarios:
1. There’s a reason why women jumping on a trampoline is the ad for a little old TV program called “The Man Show” Who wouldn’t want to watch those boobs bounce up and down all day long? Most people don’t have trampolines so that’s what the bed is for. It’s just bouncy enough to get those things swinging.
2. There’s nothing sexier than when a chick presses her tatta’s up against glass. Whether she is giving you a sneak peek through the shower or she is giving you a nice view through the back yard window when you’re mowing the lawn.
3. When she puts on lipstick with her cleavage like Molly Ringwald did in The Breakfast Club, I get an instant boner. It takes talent to stick lipstick in between her cleave and then put it on, no hands. That’s the kind of girl that I like!
4. Amen for Victoria’s Secret because there is nothing hotter than a nice rack in a sexy piece of lingerie.Everything looks better behind a thin veil of satin, lace, and feathers.
5. It’s hard not to look when a girl bends over right in front of you and all you can focus on is her cleavage which is saying, “hello look at me!” Sometimes I think that they do it on purpose to get our attention. Either way, accidentally or on purpose, I like it!
6. It can be hard to find sometimes, but if you find a chick that knows how to twirl tassels and and all of the other crazy ass burlesque shit, than you’re a lucky guy!
7. Titty fucking a chick is probably one of the best uses out of those beautiful twins Not only is it really hot and resembles something you would see in porn, you’re also reducing the chances of getting her knocked up!
Of course tits are great in all of these scenarios, but they’re also great under a t-shirt. Bottom line, men love boobies!
As kids, our parents would go on and on about the alleged bogeyman, an evil man who would snatch us away if we were too naughty. What they never told us however, was about Lara Carter, the dreaded spermjacker. When all the children have gone to bed, Carter heads out deep into the night. Her mission? To have unprotected 
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