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The Academy Awards Of Porn

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

Every year, porn starlets from far and wide descend upon Las Vegas for the AVN Awards, which is otherwise known as the Academy Awards of Porn.

What makes the porn awards different than the Oscars, other than the hardcore sex, the bad acting, and poor production, is that as it’s very difficult to get nominated for an Academy Award and it’s incredibly easy to get nominated for a porn award.

The nominations are in! And here’s a look at some of the top nominees of the year:

Best Feature: “Malice in Lalaland”
This “Alice in Wonderland” meets “Boogie Nights” flick is shot on 35 mm, not video. Producers call it “an adult movie with mainstream ambition.” Not too mention a scene where Ron Jeremy gets shot which wearing a track suit and a hot bunny girl on girl action scene.

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Best Parody-Comedy: “The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody”
This time around, the dude has a giant dick and this is his story: bowlers, dudes, porn lovers.

Best All Girl Group Sex Scene: “An Orgy of Exes”
I’m sure you can gather from the title what this one is about; the fantasy of a group of guys where all of their exes get together and have one great big lesbian orgy.

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Best 3D: “This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D”
Who wouldn’t want to see two people having sex in 3D, even if it’s between two blue people.

Crossover Star of the Year: Penny Flame
This award is for the performer who gets the most mainstream attention and this one goes to “Celebrity Rehab” star Penny Flame who left porn behind and got clean, enrolled in college and turned her life around.

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Male Performer of the Year: Prince Yahshua
This prince was tragically injured in a terrible reverse cowgirl attempt fone wrong and he actually broke his penis. This guy definitely deserves this award

Sex Lingo For A New Generation

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

In this modern age of social networking, Twitter and free porn today’s generation is quickly making us all feel ancient by using some lingo that we are completely oblivious to. Words like ‘bankability’, and ‘carpe datum’ may sound familiar, but they have taken on an entirely new meaning. At the risk of sounding like an old man, I have developed a list of some of the most recent sex terms used by our youth. Knowing them will be sure to score you a few points with the kids – or just make you look a lot hipper.

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Dance Floor Erection (or DFE) – Given the popularity of reggaeton, dancing is not quite what it used to be. In fact, modern age dancefloors look more like dry humping zones than anything else. Because of that, a couple of smart kids decided to come up with a name for a common problem whle ‘in da club’ – dance floor erection.

“Don’t stand too close to Johnny, he has a DFE”

Half-Night Stand – The shorter version of the classic one-night-stand, this one involves leaving your fling before they even wake up. A classy move everyone should try at least once.

“Morning! I just got got back from a half-night-stand, that slob wouldn’t stop snoring”

House Booty – A popular terms amongst scholars, a house booty stands for having sex with someone within your circle of friends (same dorm, class or major).

“I finally managed to score some house booty last night”

Hungry Mungry – A term used for those who love nothing more than to perform oral sex (aka. cunningligus).

“That Johnny is one hungry hungry!”

Sexpel – This term involves kicking someone out of a dorm of frat house for engaging in sexual relations in a shared room.

” That’s it, one more orgasm and he’s getting sexpelled.”

Stride Of Pride – A reference to the walk home after a night of sex. More commonly known as a “walk of shame”, this one consists of walking tall and proud.

“I decided to stop by Starbucks during my stride of pride.”

What Would Grandma Say? (WWGS) – A term used to make young adults think about their actions with some added concern. After all, there’s no better way to knock sense into people’s heads than by bringing up their grandmothers.

“Are you sure you want to sleep with her Johnny? What would grandma say?”

Love Is Blind: And Apparently So Is Sex

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

Dec 7 orgasm.com1I’m not going to lie, sex while being blindfolded is probably one of my favorite past times. Not too mention adding some whips and some hand cuffs into the mix and that is really my favorite pastime.

I’m sure that most of you are thinking the same thing. If you’ve never tried it and have only had the pleasure of watching it on free porn, then I suggest that you hop on this band wagon, because it is an experience you never forget, even though you wont be able to see anything.

However, what if you were having a one night stand and you suggested that your partner blind fold you. Most people would find this a little awkward because during your one and only time together you would think that you would want to be coherent and have all your senses working.

Well, what if you had no choice? What if every time you had sex and climaxed your sense of sight was automatically shut down and you were blinded? For one man, this is just the case.

In one of the most peculiar medical incidents ever reported in the history of man, a man loses his sight every time he orgasms during sex.

Even weirder, no other strenuous activity or exercise brought about the blindness -apparently only sex. And you thought blind dates were awkward!

A report that was recently released from the Department of Ophthalmology at Glostrup Hospital revealed that the cause of the condition is from vasoconstriction.

That’s when the muscle walls contract around a blood vessel and restricts the blood flow. It’s the same condition that causes erectile dysfunction. The guy is being treated with drugs that will widen his blood vessels.

So, next time you want to be blindfolded during sex, take into consideration this guy and pay some form of respect to him because he has no choice but to be blinded during sex. Sure, it sounds like fun, but I’m sure it would get old very quick.

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The Low-Down On Cock Rings

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

You’ve heard about them. You’ve seen them in your regular repertoire of free porn. And as much as you don’t like to admit it, you’d like to try one out someday. I’m talking about cock rings, and it seems as though they are more popular than ever. But what exactly attracts a man to the concept of having a metal ring around their penis? Well, not only will it provide you with a much stiffer erection, but it also feels incredibly good. In fact, in honor of this article I will wear mine as a type, just for some added authenticity. Read on for a list of fascinating tidbits on the kinkiest rings on the market.

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1. The Basics – Regardless of what it’s made of (metal, silicone, leather, gold etc.) a cock ring basically consists of a circle measuring approximately 1/4 of an inch. They work by squeezing the shaft of the penis, providing your member with a grip that gives your erection a much welcomed boost. It also provides its users with increased stimulation. A win-win situation all around.

2. Price & Availability - Considering the current state of the economy, purchasing a sex toy is probably the last thing on your mind. However, at only $2 to $3 bucks a pop, why the hell not? And if you don’t have access to a sex shop, your local Home Depot is bound to have a suitable alternative. Just make sure that it has rounded edges and that it’s between 2 to 1 3/4 inches in diameter. You don’t want to risk having to go to the emergency room because you improvised cock ring refuses to come off.

3. How To Use – Now that you’ve braved Home Depot and received digusted looks from the cashier, it’s time to put your cock ring to the test. One of the most important things to remember is to put it on before you’re fully erect. You don’t want to run the risk of hurting yourself before all the fun begins. Now, here’s where the fun begins: pop one testicle in at a time until the ring is fully secured around your shaft. You’ll know you’ve accomplished the deed when you feel pressure around your member, which will subsequently lead to an impressive erection. You can now have sex, or resort to porn – whatever strikes your fancy.

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Spain: The World Capital Of Prostitution?

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

real-thai-hookersSure, the Spanish Economy might be dangerously close to meltdown, but there is one aspect of Spain that is doing quite well for itself. Not saying that prostitution is keeping the country a float, but it is sure doing it’s part, especially with the opening of Europe’s largest brothel.

“Club Paradise” is three storeys high, has flashing neon lights, two bars, a VIP zone and about 180 sex workers, dressed up in everything from nightgowns to g-strings to some very brief shorts-whatever your fetish may be.

So guys, if your in Spain and feeling horny, disregard a night in watching some free porn because business is booming at this place and apparently “the place is heaving every weekend.”

And I suggest that you do try and make a trip over the Atlantic because Prostitution is so popular and socially accepted that 30 percent of all Spanish men have used a prostitute service at least once. A Spanish Health Ministry survey in 2009 put the percentage of one time prostitute users at 32 percent, and it is far higher than the liberal minded Holland, which is only 14 percent.

To meet the demand of the horny Spaniards and their North American tourists, there is an estimated 300,000 prostitutes that are working everywhere from clubs to lonely country roads and roadside bars, to huge clubs that are recognizable by gigantic flashing signs.

Prostitution is so much less taboo than it is in the conservative and high strung North America society. In Spain, having sex with a hooker isn’t just seen as a way for men go about losing their virginity; it is actually seen as cool.

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It makes you wonder why it’s so socially acceptable compared to here to hook up with a prostitute. Apparently it has to do a lot with the laws in Spain, and maybe they are just better at accepting the fact that no matter what, women are going to do sexual acts in exchange for money.

The prostitutes in North America often get themselves involved in some pretty bad situations because of the fact that it is illegal and they could be punished, where as in Spain, they would rather keep them safe and promote condom use and road side safety, instead of trying to pretend like nothing bad is going on.

Sexing Hugh Hefner

Monday, December 6th, 2010

For those who don’t already know, Hugh Hefner is not only the founder of Playboy magazine, but he’s essentially a modern day version of Casanova. In fact, when asked about the number of girlfriends he’s had in his life, he claims to have “lost count”. Often having more than one live-in girlfriend, he is unashamed of admitting that he’s slept will all of them – giving a true meaning to the term “player”. Having just recently split up with three of his former girlfriends – Holly Madison, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt – he now devotes himself to a single woman, 23 year-old Crystal Harris. The catch? Hefner is 84 years old.

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Leaving everyone asking one question, “How on earth do they have sex?”. Surely they don’t have to resort on free porn?

Coincidently, Hefner’s ex-girlfriend Kendra Wilkinson has recently come out with a book in which she recollects her time spent at the Playboy Mansion. As for her moments of ‘intimacy’ with the Playboy mogul, she had this to say:

” One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room… It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was—all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.”

Perhaps that’s what she’s saying now, as a token of gratitude – of sorts. But I can’t phantom the thought of a 20-something actually enjoying sex with a man who is almost 60 years her senior. That’s just gross – to say the very least.

Another former bunny, Jill Anna Spaulding, also recalled her time at the mansion through a memoir titled “Upstairs”. Her version, however, wasn’t nearly as forgiving. She said:

“Hef just lies there with his Viagra erection. It’s just a fake erection, and each girl gets on top of him for two minutes while the girls in the background try to keep him excited. They’ll yell things like, ‘fuck her daddy, fuckk her daddaddy!’ There’s a lot of cheerleader going on! The main girlfriend wipes off his [uncondomed] penis. She’s the girl who actually shares the bed with him. She sleeps there all night. She’s around 22 years old. He uses all the same girls. She’s been there for three years now.”

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And while I can sense a bit of resentment in her statement, I’m definitely more inclined to believe her side of the story. After all, how could one expect Mr.Hefner to have the energy to do all of the hard work? Like any other man his age, there is only so much you can do to have good sex at that age. And multiple girlfriends plus a hefty dose of Viagra will certainly do the trick.

The Truth About Erectile Dysfunction And How To Fix It For Good

Monday, December 6th, 2010

Let’s face it guys, having erectile dysfunction can be a very embarrassing thing. Especially if you leave it untreated, all of the free porn and sex in your life just wont do it for ya anymore. An erection problem basically means that you can’t get and keep a boner long enough to have feel good sex, and to me, that seems like a huge problem!

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So, is erectile dysfunction common? Most guys will experience some sort of difficulty getting or keeping a hard-on when they’re having sex. In most cases, the condition is temporary and will go away without the need of medical intervention, however, some cases could require treatment if it happens enough.

Is it all just “in the mind?” In the past, problems related to erection problems were said to be all in the mind. And because of that, the guys who suffered from it were given unhelpful advice. These days, medical professionals and sex therapists believe that when there is a problem with your dick that continues to persist over time, physical factor may be at work. One way to determine if it is physical or mental is if you are having wood at night. On average guys have about three to five boners per night and if you are, then you are most likely in good standing.

What causes erectile dysfunction? There are two contributors to this: effects from physically related diseases like doing drugs and diabetes and psychological issues. Age also plays a role due to a decrease in male hormones.

Overcoming Erectile Dysfunction. Advancements in medicine have given sufferers hope because there are a lot of alternatives that can treat the problem. Things like viagra and vacuum pumps are going to be ineffective and wont treat your problem in the long run. The best advice is to go see a doctor and they will come to the conclusion as to what’s wrong with your manhood.

Don’t let your erection problems keep you down, no pun intended. Instead come up with a resolution so you can enjoy sex like your suppose to!

Why Men Like Blondes With Big Tits – The Scientific Explanation

Friday, December 3rd, 2010

Have you ever wondered why women with long blonde hair, big boobs and and light eyes are often perceived as the creme de la creme of the gentler sex? Well, it seems that evolutionary psychologists have finally tracked it down – and it has a lot more to do with science than free porn influences.

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For starters, big tits and large waist-to-hip ratio (the classic hourglass shape) are indicatives of fertility. As for blonde locks, researchers found that it’s simply better at hiding pesky grey hairs – thus making a woman look a lot younger. And since most men look for a young partner in order to better spread their seed, this selection process seems only natural.

In regards to blue and green eyes, studies have shown that they are simply better at displaying pupil dilation, which happens when a person sees something that they deem exciting. Therefore, a man can quickly determine whether-or-not a woman finds them attractive – saving them a whole lot of time and hassle in the courting process. How’s that for dating advice?

Researchers were also able to determine that the more beautiful a woman is, the more chances she has of having equally-beautiful babies. And what man doesn’t want good-looking offspring? Attractive women are also known to have more children than their plain Jane counterparts, which provides men with a higher chance of making as many babies as possible – though that it definitely up for discussion (calling all dead-beat dad’s).

Studies like these allow us to get a clear-cut perception of why men act the way they do. At the same time, we must look into the fact that the more men decide to have sex with beautiful women, more beautiful women will then be born into this world – not a bad trend if you ask me. And upon further inspection, one is bound to wonder if men are, in fact, sexist pigs, or if they’re just looking to spread their genes in the most efficient way possible. I’ll go with a little bit of both.

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A Porn Kings Plan: Free Hotel Room For Webcam Sex

Friday, December 3rd, 2010

01It’s no secret that we’re going through a recession people! So what if I said that you could receive a free hotel room in exchange for the right to broadcast you and your partner getting frisky on camera in the hotel room to paying customers over the internet. Would you be down?

For Berth Milton that is exactly what he is trying to do. He is currently fighting to maintain control of his company in order to roll out a franchise of as many 100 sex-themed five-star hotels around the world!

“The numbers are astonishing,” Milton said, calculating that a single hotel could generate $43.8 million a year in subscription fees from viewers that sick and tired of the quality of free porn and want to see something real.

In the 90′s, Milton had a porn visionary and shed out millions of dollars to stage xxx rated versions of popular movies like “Cleopatra” and “Gladiator” and travelled to exotic places to shoot them. However, the fortune’s he made has since faded as free porn has taken over and sapped the demand for DVDs.

Milton borrowed about $10 million from a company called Private Media and still hasn’t paid it back.

To try and make the money back he is pushing to licensed merchandise like sex toys, condoms, lube and energy drinks.

He also sees the potential for porn to tap into more of a mainstream outlet as societies strictures are loosening as a whole.

As for the hotels, he said he’s reached a few conclusions after doing his research at more than a dozen swingers’ clubs around Barcelona.

“It has to be a hotel for non swingers as well-not super explicit where everybody’s running around naked,” he said, “That takes the style and class out of it.”

Not to burst your bubble, but there is nothing stylish or classy about people having sex on camera in exchange for a free hotel room. They might as well be prostitutes and there is nothing classy about that!

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Curious Cocks

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

While you may think of your penis as serving strictly for the purposes of sex, urinating and as the beneficiary of all the free porn you can find – think again. Considering the phallus is not exactly the most attractive thing in the world, it has certainly managed to accomplish a lot of impressive tasks. Below, we’ll cover some of the fascinating facts surrounding men’s members.

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1. Long-Distance Jump – Horst Schultz holds the record for the longest cum shot ever recorded. The distance? A whopping 18 feet.

2. Solo Oral Sex – Research shows that only one out of 400 men are capable of giving themselves a blowjob. So for those who are not fond of going down on their partners, consider tracking these rarities down.

3. Circumcision Remains – In matters of circumcision, all of that discarded foreskin can actually serve a purpose. An infant’s foreskin for example, can actually be grown into new skin for those who have suffered from serious burns.

4. Sperm Marathons – If you thought your partner was fast in the sack, his sperm is far more impressive. Capable of traveling down the vaginal track at about 200 inches per second, they can reach the finish line in about .015 seconds flat.

5. Micro Penises – Don’t worry too much about the size of your penis. Why? The smallest Johnson ever recorded was only one centimeter long. And while that’s mostly due to a condition called congenital hypoplasia, remember that there will always be someone with a smaller peen than yours.

6. Packing Meat – Studies show that only about 15% of men have penises over seven inches long, and only a mere 3% pack more than eight inches in their pants. Funnily enough, they also concluded that gay men tend to have an extra 1/3 of an inch to perform with.

7. The King Of All Dicks – While on the topic of size, the world’s biggest recorded penis is approximately 13.5 inches long. But before you deem it’s owner – Jonah Falcon – to be the luckiest man in the world, know that he is still single and lives with mother. Case in point.