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The 5 Most Sinful Sex Tricks

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

Dec 22 orgasm.com1Ain’t it the truth; we all want to be the best lover we can be. The one who stands out from the crowd. The one who keeps her coming back for more. The one who gets her to cum again and again.

We’ve all seen these kind of studs in free porn, but let’s be real, that shit isn’t how it goes down in real life. So, if you want to come as close as possible to what these guys can do, then you need to follow the five most sinful sex tricks.

1. If you know that your partner is a bit of an exhibitionist, stand her in front of a full length mirror. Then stand behind her and begin to seduce her. Kiss her all over from you neck to her tits and then eventually remove all of her clothing. Bring her to orgasm with your hands and all the while she’ll get to watch as your pleasure her and you will also get to see exactly what she looks like when turned on.

2. For all you guys who didn’t know, there is a patch of sensitive skin at the inner end of the vagina called the anterior fornix aka A-spot. When you rub this part of her is produces the most lube for the vagina. It can be found just above the cervix. Find this spot by putting one lubed finger into her as far as it will go. Keep yourself relaxed and run gently. Use your finger to explore the from wall and when you hit the spot she’ll get wet.

3. We all have our drawers of sex toys, but I want you to create a “naughty box” in your bedroom. You and your partner should write down some out of the ordinary sexual requests.

4. If you only have a large vibrator and you want to stimulate her clit, then you want to get something hard, long and narrow.  and hold it loosely in your hand with the tip against the part you want to stimulate.

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5. Guys, listen up! The clitoris is larger than you probably think. It’s essentially a set of nerve endings but only the tip is visible. The rest is hidden beneath the surface. To stimulate, you should use the V technique. Use your index and middle fingers to from a V and then slide them on either side of the clitoris. Your fingers should be pointed downward and you can use your other hand to stimulate the “outer” clit or use this technique during intercourse.

If you try all of this sinful sex tips then you’re sure to get your girl back in the sack because she will be so satisfied she wont be able to stay away!

Getting Through The Holidays

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Considering that the average cover charge for a New Year’s party hovers around the $100 mark; it sure tends to leaves many disappointed and urging to get home to their free porn. After all, with dozens of couples flaunting their blissful selves around us lonely folk, it’s not wonder so many of us get depressed and curse love in all its glory.

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And so, for those who find themselves single in wake of the new year, follow these three simple – and brutally honest – tips:

1. Play The Role Of Grinch – Whoever started the tradition of kissing on New Year’s Eve deserves to be shot. Ok, maybe not shot, but a kick to the balls (or box) wouldn’t hurt. It seems as thought not having a significant-other to smooch you at the stroke of midnight is serious enough to classify you as a sore, lonely loser – but things don’t necessarily have to go that way. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, proceed to make all of your ‘coupled’ friends feel like crap by flaunting your single status for all it’s worth. Discretely remind them that while they simply must attend that boring pot-luck party, you’re free to hang out in your boxers and get wasted by the fire while watching South Park re-runs. Even if they don’t look impressed, deep, deep down they’ll envy your freedom. The result? Single “loser” 1, boring couple, 0.

2. Do Whatever The Hell You Want – While on the subject of staying in, be sure to do whatever you please on the last night of the year. If you want to venture the great outdoors and get smashed at a watering hole, then by all means. Sex with a random stranger? Go for it! Provided you use protection, of course. Alternately, don’t feel guilty if all you want to do is sit by TV eating a whole bag of chips. One day, you’ll eventually look back and realize that what others may have perceived as “pathetic”, was actually the ultimate act of freedom.

3. Have The Time Of Your Life – If you do decided to venture outside and hit a bar or club, make sure to go all out. What better way to ring in the new year than to get absolutely sloshed at some dingy watering hole? Plus, it will provide you with plenty of opportunity to meet other singles who, just like you, made an effort to show some face. So go out there, dance your ass off, get naked, and make a total fool out of yourself for once. Eventually, you’ll have a woman who is set on telling you what to do – so enjoy being single while you still can.

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The Top Ten Sex Trends Of The Decade

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

The first decade of the new millennium will definitely be remembered for one thing…SEX! Yes folks, this was the most sexual decade of them all and sex hasn’t captured this many headlines in the history of man kind. Here is a look at the top 10 sex trends of the last decade.

The Celebrity Sex Tape:
It is the trend that wouldn’t die and the one question asked during the end of this decade remained: were there any celebrities out there who didn’t have a sex tape that was like free porn? Once upon a time, hollywood celebs were a breed of elites, but they’ve proved otherwise in this decade and showed their ugly side, not too mention, their front side, back side and a lot more than that!

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Threesomes:
Once the millennium turned, someone decided that sex between just two people wasn’t enough. We’ve seen celebs hop on the menage a trios band wagon and you couldn’t turn on the TV without seeing two girls and one guy.

Turning Lesbian:
In the last decade there has been an abundance of woman turning gay. But no one will ever know if they’re truly gay, or just curious. College girls were making out with their BFFs, the “L Word” made the lifestyle seem fabulous, and Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried made a lesbian experience seem fantastic!

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Sex Toys:
The last decade is probably best known for spawning a $1 million, diamond encrusted vibrator. Adult sex toys were everywhere and the xxx accessories became novelties.

Political Scandals:
Clearly Clinton started this trend back in the 90′s but within the last decade is when political scandals really came to the surface.

Anal Sex:
Many years ago Eddie Murphy wrote a song which detailed all of the different things that you could put in a person’s butt. During this decade, people of all ages were putting dicks in butts and anal became the newest and best form of intercourse.

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Sexting:
Wikipedia defines sexting as “the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photos electronically, primarily between mobile phones,” a a poll also reveals that two thirds of you have once dirty texted.

Small Vibes, –Great Pleasure

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

102635They say great things come in small packages. Vibrators are no exception. Women’ crave all kinds of satisfaction (free porn included), and with a little exploration, a woman can find the right vibes to trip her trigger.

One of the more clever things to emerge in the sex toy industry is the practice of making vibrators that look like something else entirely. It doesn’t have to look like a big, vibrating wand or a big black cock. Some are made to look like hairbrushes or other common household items. A vibrator that looks and feels like a lipstick could be the perfect little travel toy. It’s pointed “lipstick” end can produce surprisingly strong vibrations. Angled the right way with consistent pressure, a stealthy woman can count on hot orgasmic waves, maybe even while taking a short break from her busy day at work.

Egg-shaped vibes are relatively small and also good for clit stimulation. With somewhat of a broader surface area, they can roll over the clit and give some very intense stimulation. If it is the type with a strong and reliable cord, it can be inserted into the vagina for internal vibrations as well. This type of model comes in an array of shapes besides the egg. The vibrating shape and its cord terminate with a handy speed control unit that a woman can experiment with or give over to her partner for some surprising sensations.

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Another development that is especially nice is the rise of vibrating toys in regular old drug stores. Sold as massagers, these fun things can look like small hand-held wands with round bulbs, giant jacks that look similar to non-vibrating professional massage tools, or a convenient array of other shapes. It is true that you could work on any of your tired muscles with these devices, but it seems that the advertising is done with a nudge and a wink. The companies are probably pretty sure which “muscle” might be getting the most intense workout.

If a woman prefers the feeling of insertion, there are still more vibes to be found. Penis-shaped vibrators don’t have to be huge. In fact, one can find them as small as that vibrating lipstick, and can move up in length and girth as desired.

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Naughty Board Games

Monday, December 20th, 2010

Sometimes, desperate times call for desperate measures and the only way of spicing up our sex lives – free porn aside – is through some good old-fashioned fun. That’s when board games come in. Not just intended for those with a penchant for Monopoly and Scrabble, these kinky titles are meant for two players only. Feel free to add more when swinging is an option.

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1. The Kama Sutra Game

Unsure of what to do on an average boring weeday night? Pull out this deck of Kama Sutra cards and get to playing! Containing everything from sharing sweet words to advanced sex positions, this game will not only keep you guessing; put it will provide you and your partner with a night to remember. Be sure to stretch!

2. Strip Chocolate Board Game

For those who like to bring something yummy to the bedroom, consider this Strip Chocolate game. The more clothes you take off, the more chocolate you can paint on yourself (and your partners body). And we all know how to get it off aftewards…wink, wink.

3. French Kiss Massage Kit and Game

Sold in four different versions – each with its own scent – this “game” comes with its own lotions and oils. Featuring everything from French Almond to Vanilla Orange lotion, all you have to do is spin the wheel and apply your product of choice to a designated part of the body. Though it’s safe to say that you’ll forget about the wheel shortly after, it’ll still serves as the most exciting foreplay you’ll ever have.

4. Speak Love, Make Love

Shaped like a classic board game, players give and receive as they move through the spaces. Similar to Monopoly, but instead of going to jail, you go ‘down’. Great for those who can’t make up their minds when sexual positions are concerned.

5. Fan The Flames

Ever had a sexual fantasy you were too scared of revealing? Then consider Fan the Flames. The game starts off with each player writting down their secret wish on a piece of paper, at the end of the game, your wish must be fullfilled. And if yours is too dirty, blame it on the game. Having kinky sex has never been this easy.

So, You Wanna Be a Male Pornstar?

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

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Becoming, indeed, being, a male porn star, is much more difficult than you might think. Many of you out there probably think it’s all about titty fucking and loose pussy. Not so, friends, not so. Here’s what you gotta consider if you’re thinking about becoming the next Ron Jeremy. (Note: there will NEVER be another Ron Jeremy.)

1. Ask yourself: do I really want to be a porn star? This is important. If you’re going to actually cut it as a porn dude, you have got a lot of fucking work to do – hard work, do you really want to do that work just to get into porn? What are mommy and daddy going to say?

2. Ask yourself: do you have stamina? You can not work on getting your stamina up to porn star levels, you just have to have it. Can you stay hard in a pussy for two hours? No?! Then move along, buddy.

3. Ask yourself: do you know a super hot girl who is willing to enter the porn biz with you? People hate male porn stars because they suck. The only way anyone is really going to pay attention to you at the beginning is if you waltz-fuck your way through the door with a smoking hot woman who is willing to perform with you, and only you. Ha! Good luck!

4. Ask yourself: is your penis fucking spectacular? Is your cock big and tall and smooth and sexy? Can it also shoot shocking amounts of cum? Do women actually like having sex with you (like, actually)? Are you a handsome, handsome, handsome devil? Because if you don’t have all of these qualities you should just forget your ridiculous porn dreams right now; competition out in pornland is fierce for the men these days.

If you’ve gotten to the end of this list and have said no to one through four, don’t feel too bad. The fantasy of the industry is much better than the reality – I promise.

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Playing Hard To Get

Saturday, December 18th, 2010

B5350D8FD0FCF6D7137BE4D72FD8Ladies, men need to hunt and compete and win in order to feel like something is worth their effort. We women may want to be available when we like someone, but that takes away the conquest aspect for men, and then they lose interest quickly. Making a guy work for it a little will intrigue him, and his willingness to put in the effort makes it clear that he’s really interested (and not just interested in a porn fantasy). There’s a fine line to walk between playing hard to get and pushing a guy away though, so this must be handled carefully.

With cell phones, there should be no more sitting by the phone waiting for a guy to call. That’s good – go out and live a busy and exciting life. If he calls, don’t always answer. Let him leave a message and wonder a little. Call back within a reasonable period of time though – always within 24 hours. Try to answer sometimes when in a noisy spot, like a busy Starbucks or noisy store. Don’t stay on the phone very long, it’s best to just let him hear the noise in the background and promise to call back later when it’s not so noisy. He’ll realize that he’s dealing with a busy, popular woman, and all guys want to date a woman that is wanted by others.

If he calls no later than Wednesday to set up a date, go ahead and make plans. If he calls on Thursday or Friday to make a date for that weekend, be busy. Let him know politely that the weekends are usually booked solid by the middle of the week, and he has to make plans earlier. Don’t always agree to the first thing he offers. If he asks for Saturday night, ask if he’d mind doing lunch instead. Let him wonder who else might be in the picture and why they get the all important Saturday night instead of him. If he’s really interested, he’ll call earlier the following week to get the prime date slot.

Look sexy, but not slutty, and make him wait a bit for sex. Don’t be too quick to get naked – men don’t appreciate anything that they get too easily. Let the sexual tension heighten a bit before going to bed together. He’ll appreciate it more after having to win it.

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Caffeinated Loving: Porn Shunga Art As An Energy Drink

Friday, December 17th, 2010

Shunga is all about porn. Actually, when it comes down to it, Shunga means “Image of Spring” in Japanese, but essentially they are those highly erotic paintings that were made from the 16th to 18th centuries.

Okay, they might now be called erotica compared to some of the shit that we see in free porn, but they could actually get pretty explicit.

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So, just like Karma Sutra love oils, it was only a matter of time before they found a way to exploit this beautiful Japanese art into exotic products.

Shunga is a Canadian company who produces aphrodisiac oils, edible body powders, oils and creams for erotic massages, love enticing balm products, lube, and of course now, energy drinks!

Shunga has announced the creation of both a male and female sex drink, both which contain very different herbal extracts to enhance libido. Both drinks promise a whole lot, if you know what I mean. More than I thought any .75 ounce drink could ever do!

The woman’s version is supposed to increase sensitivity of the sexual region and strengthening of the vaginal wall, stimulate the central nervous system, control regulation of hormonal production and help to remove your inhibitions (nothing a little Tequila could’t do). So, basically, it makes you wild, tingly, full of hormones and strengthens your vaginal walls. Sounds like a magical drink to me!

The men’s version is supposed to help with erectile rigidity, give you a porn star style orgasm, improve hormonal levels and boost your sexual desire.

Now, you’re probably wondering if this shit even works? Well I’m going to tell you the honest truth, it doesn’t work very well, unfortunately.

A friend of mine tried out the women’s one and followed the directions on the bottle. Actually, she even double dosed herself and it had NO effect. As for me, I did as the directions said, and sadly I didn’t become a sex superhero. I told my lady friend that we should try it out and have sex with each other, but she wasn’t down for it, unfortunately.

As for the taste, don’t try it by itself. Mix it in with something else and it can be pretty tasty. As for the look, it comes in a little glass bottle and is labelled with some fancy traditional shunga art. It’s great to look at and tastes pretty good, but ultimately doesn’t work like it should.

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Pickup Lines: Hip Hop Style

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Although rappers and hip hop artists pride themselves in their ability to “fuck hoe’s and bitches”, I’d like to see how well they’d do in the real world. In fact, I’m sure that upon murmuring the first “hoe” out of their mouths, they’d be in for a slap on the face or a kick in the balls. But since they tend to treat their women likes the ladies in free porn, these “gangsters” are only scoring due to their popularity and hefty bank accounts. That’s right. I said it. Below, we’ll cover some of the most ridiculous pick-up lines in the world of rap and hip hop. While they may sound good alongside a catchy beat, applying them to reality will bring you nothing but harm.

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‘Baby Got Back’ by Sir Mix-A-Lot – While it would be next to impossible to find someone who can’t sing this entire song by heart, its lyrics certainly make us wonder why – and how – that is possible. Stating that his “anaconda don’t want none unless you’ve got buns, hun” is not only degrading to women, but quite cocky of him to say – pun totally intended. Sir Mix-A-Lot better be packing a lot of heat after making such a bold claim.

‘Back That Ass Up’ by Juvenille – I’ll start this one off by saying that nobody, under any circumstances, should ever use the following as a pick-up line: “Girl, you looks good, won’t you back that ass up? You’se a fine motherfucker, won’t you back that ass up?”. Not only will she tell you to work on your grammar but you’ll probably get a well-deserved beating.

‘Whisper’ by Yin Yang Twins – What is it about rappers and the female ass? In this instance, the Yin Yang twins made the object of their desire as clear as day with the line, “You got a sexy ass body and your ass look soft. Mind if I touch it and see if it’s soft? Naw, I’m jus plain’ less you say that I can”. Way to use the word “soft” twice, utilize poor grammar (what else is new?) and sound like a total pervert in the process. Bravo!

‘Fresh Pair of Panties On’ by Snoop Dog – Leave it up to the great ‘Snoop D.O. Double G’ to be as blunt as possible in his advances. Probably one of my favorite lines of all time, he goes on to say: “‘It’s time to slow it down, steadily grindin’ and this is, the big Doggy Dogg/And I ain’t talkin’ about no Air Force Ones/ I just gotta know, before you let me get some…Do you have a fresh pair of panties on?”. Ah yes, nothing like asking a stranger if she has “fresh panties” on. You’re the man, Snoop.

Online Flirting: It’s All About The Lips

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Dec 15 orgasm.com1We all know that it’s incredibly easy for guys to fuck things up when they’re trying to flirt with girls. It actually takes a lot of brains to come up with the right lines and we’ve realized that the women we come into contact with are a lot harder to crack compared to the easy and cheesy lines that actually work when we watch the guys picking up the gals in free porn.

One of the most recent surveys conducted in the world of online dating and flirting has found that the absolute best internet chat up line for men to use is: “You have beautiful lips.”

According to the director of marketing from a predominant online dating service, he says, “we have found the Holy Grail of flirting.”

The research analyses the success rates of opening lines from about 200,000 online flirtations in 11 languages over the course of one month to come up with the “compliment success index.”

The users on the site were asked to use one of 12 different chat pick up lines. Each one complimented a part of a woman’s body or appearance, from her tits, to her hair.

The research measured the success rate of each line in two different ways: first, their success of creating any response at all; second, their success at launching a longer conversation. Which means one that goes back and forth at least four times- and that’s a lot for some of these poor bastards!

When it came down to it, complimenting a woman’s lips was the most successful overall. When it came to Dutch and Portuguese women, they mostly preferred: “you have beautiful ears”, that just goes to show how weird they are!

“What many women want is for men to take the initiative and not be wishy-washy. A lot of men on dating sites send a sort of generic message and women recognize something that hasn’t been customised for them.”

According to David Givens, the author of the book, “Love Signals: A Practical Guide to the Body Language of Courtship” said the results totally made sense because women tend to focus a lot of attention on their lips.

“From adolescence onwards, they cosmetically adorn their lips, applying lipstick and colors. They have been doing so since ancient Egypt.”

So guys, you want to get a date or you want to get fucked, you know what to say; anything that has to do with her lips should get you what you want!