Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category

Tits Needed

Saturday, January 1st, 2011

It’s a simple equation that if a human being begins to loose weight, in a healthy manner, they will loose fat. And breast tissue is fat. A woman begins to loose weight; she will loose some size in her boobs. If she is dieting and exercising correctly, she will see better proportion and good health. If she decides too loose too much weight, does not exercise, she will see sagging and stretch marks.

This is the bane of the modern Hollywood actress.

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Somewhere along the line the paradigm shifted from the voluptuous hourglass figure of a woman with wide hips and ample tits to skinny girls starving themselves to a danger point. Somewhere along the line dangerously skinny women were considered beautiful by Hollywood standards and actresses followed suit to the model of what they thought they must look like. Ignoring the fact that they were-are-putting their health in danger, these ladies continue to lose too much weight, lose their natural form, put themselves in jeopardy and counter the ravages of the new look-even if they were unaware they are doing so-through augmentation surgery, Botox shots, nips and tucks.

Buying ever-larger breast implants a woman can theoretically loose as much weight as she wants and still keep her bust line. In effect a cart-after-the-horse approach, a woman loses weight and her boob flesh fat but then hires a doctor to replace just specifics of what she lost! Not just porn performers and strippers but now the modern day actress, and the countless women influenced by her, has a cut stomach, no hips-certainly no round ass and two ice cream scoops for tits and a drawn face.

The modern day beauty is a self-made modern-day Frankenstein of unnaturally large boobs, hairless cunts, permanent make-up and even bleached assholes.

Human beings are the only animals who can alter their environment to suit their needs. In doing so many would argue we have done more harm then good to that environment. Now we have become the only animal that can alter our appearance to our specifications with a hubris that defies logic and one’s own health. Our own bodies will tell us when we have gone too far in our passions, when we eat too much we will gain weight, starve ourselves we take on the pallor and stick-and-bones appearance of the emaciated. But these days women or every social stratum can ignore the evidence of their eyes, buy body parts and pieces, or at least fantasize about doing so, to ignore the obvious risks they are taking to their health.

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Groupies

Friday, December 31st, 2010

A term coined by a British journalist in the 50′s, the word groupie is now synonymous with backstage female hanger-on’s who ply band members, athletes, theatre actors or even comedians with sexual favors post-show. Almost always one hundred percent female-though there are certainly gay men who will ply a famous singer or hockey player with a blow job-the girls who service the boys-in-the-band or the sports star in the back of the bus, are almost always young comely creatures dressed to reveal their ample charms and wily ways. Famed in song and story, infamous in legend and on the local landscape, groupies have been part of the live performance scene, no matter what the performance is, for as long as anyone can recall.

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It was in the 60′s though, with the meteoric popularity of rock and roll when groupies began to gain notoriety of not actual celebrity above and beyond the specific medium they played in. Because of the mercurial nature of isolated rock stars, often thousands of miles from home, women providing these rock gods who with a meal, a possibility of clean laundry and a soft willing pussy for the night suddenly began to be able to demand their price. And their price would include drugs, clothes and jewelry; unlimited travel to and from the gigs where their boyfriend was coming to and fro from; and most importantly spending time with popular musician and having his attention in and out of bed. Being a consort of the king, even if there was more then one king any given week jetting through Los Angeles, De Moines or New York City, these women held an exalted position even if it was transitory.

This was also before the time of HIV and other dangerous STD’s so rampant today. If a woman was taking her birth control pills, then truly there wasn’t much to worry about with casual sexual contact other then a passing around a case of VD, easily cured with some penicillin injections. A Hedonistic lifestyle, a constant party and orgies of paralleled size and indulgence was the girl’s life as long as she could sustain her libido or keep her musician happy for as long a she stayed in her town. Competition fierce, with ass, tits and cunts being thrown at him in a never-ending barrage of pink firm parts, the rock gentry had his pick of whichever groupie took his fancy.

These days the scene has much quieted. The ravages of time have seen groupies married or retired, or both. Rock stars are either too old to partake in such running around are married or not touring any longer and whole new generation of musician, sports star and the women who want them have replaced the older generation.

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Hanna Barbera’’s Japanese Cousins

Friday, December 31st, 2010

imagesThe fascination of animated drawings and films has been hugely popularized, even in the arena of free porn. The production of anime films that depict graphic sexual material which is often violent and occasionally disturbing is known as hentai. Hentai is a Japanese phenomenon and is not produced in the United States, but continues to maintain a strong and growing American following. Although hentai is a popular form of sexually enticing media, there are many who suggest that it is wrong and immoral.

But those judgments might be seen through the prism of those who certainly don’t understand what they ware watching

The main argument against hentai is that the scenes often depict minors in sexual positions and situations. One hentai film involved a young girl who looked no older than ten, swimming and playing with other children. She is soon enticed into a nearby pool house with three (much older) men. The scene shows her youthful pussy in numerous painful sexual acts, yet she is smiling, laughing, and asking to be stuffed with more cock. Films like this would banned in Japan when the actors are human, but when the movie is animated, the dots connecting right and wrong are blurry.

Hentai does not always depict such disturbing images. Many of the films show typical bondage scenarios, vanilla sex, and fun fantasies. Hentai, like all porn can be used as foreplay to get couples in the mood for sex or it can be viewed for the sheer enjoyment of sexual videos or animated movies.

In the U.S. we have never truly embraced adult themes in our animation. Fritz The Cat broke new ground in mainstream movies with how dirty American cartoons could get, and certainly some T.V. animation does get risky and adult at times, but there is no generally accepted, consistent porn cartoons that are as popular in western culture as hentai is in Japan. The cultures simply view their entertainment differently, certainly their sex and the images they like to explore and masturbate to. The depictions of young girls bordering on the prepubescent getting rammed with big cocks for punishment may or may not say anything about the culture from which they come or might reveal more than that culture would like to admit.

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Where Has All The Good Written Smut Gone

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

For the writer of smut; the scribe of the sexy; the wordsmith of wonderfully wacky cock-rising fair, where does he or she place his stories and poems to entice ever newer audiences. With magazine readership dwindling more each day, Kindles and other digital book readers ever more the rage, the porn writer finds ever more outlets for his dirty words in the digital world and with fans who will continue to scour the globe for what gets them off.

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On the Internet and in e books, the naughty writer is publishing short stories, novels even comics for a readership that has never really left written erotica. It is just that now that the world is so specialized and every need, thought and kink can be compartmentalized and a newsgroup found to address if, there are just more specific places for people with specific sexual thoughts to find each other and the art made just for their interests. By word of mouth, testimonials and reviews placed in blogs or on sites, if one person has even the smallest little kernel of interest in one small little fetish, he or she can find something written on it!

Not that erotica will ever meet the masses. It will always be the red-headed stepchild of more literary fare simply because it speaks to our more prurient interests and even the classic in the genre like Tropic of Cancer and others will always be considered lowbrow works of art in a world where erudite critics feel they need to pan art that gets readers ready to have sex.

But who we are is built around our hopes dreams, triumphs and failures as much as our kinks, sexual longings and masturbatory dreams. We can no more deny the urges we feel and the need to express our pleasure over them or the questions we have about them then we cannot not expound over love, war and politics, all the highbrow subjects critics think worth remarking on.
From the very first minute man could record the world around him, even through Puritan times and artwork scrutinized by church and state, even in the most remote corners of the globe and the most sexually repressed societies, man expressed and will continue to express his most prurient thoughts and fitful sexy daydreams attempting to understand his heart as much as his loins.

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Fake Tits

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

It’s sad, really, that so many women think that men like big breasts, to the point where they will prefer artificially big boobs you’d see in free porn over natural. You can compare the ratios of each on Orgasm.com’s big tits category page here. Certainly, there are quite a few men who are so obsessed with breast size where they don’t mind that a woman has undergone plastic surgery to increase her bust. But there are many more men, according to sex researchers and many other sex-perts who report that the many men who prefer bustier women do so only when those women have natural breasts and if they don’t, they’’d prefer smaller real ones over large artificial ones.

 

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Swingers

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

There are many men and women who see sex as an adventure and they strive for as many intimate experiences then can manage, many of which lie outside a conventional monogamous relationship. Like everything else sexual, there are no two people with the same level of libido, who share the exact same needs, kinks or thoughts. But there are some couples who like to fuck, fondle and suck as much as they can with as many different partners as they can; these people often times call themselves swingers.

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Swingers many times define themselves as having a regular partner while also engaging in sex play with others. Some swingers seek out sex with strangers, while still other couples have regular play partners they are intimate with. Swingers meet at parties just for swinging or play spaces they pay to join. And though far too often men and women who swing are regarded by the vanilla traditional sex crowd as being somehow sleazy, too horny or sexually predatory, there are many swingers who have healthy, happy and emotionally stable lives, enjoying their liberal lifestyle of non monogamous sex successfully for many years.

Entering into the swinging lifestyle can be tricky as many clubs or events do not allow single men to join, as far too many single men believe that swinging is just free sex. Many of these groups and events require that entrants either be single women or male/female couples so that there would be an equal match of all participants. Couples entering into swinging need be completely sure they both want to step into this world, must communicate their needs and fears and trust one another completely; it’s not just every couple who can stay emotionally connected to their partners while fucking other people. Many swingers have rules in their relationships to remind emotionally-bonded partners that they are the primary couple and that lovers and play partners are just that and not a threat to a relationship, but it all can be very tricky as intimacy often gets mixed with sex, for better or worse. Where our pink parts are engaged so often goes our hearts and walking the balance beam of propriety is a swinger’s most delicate act as well as their most important step to execute.

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Being A Porn Star – The Ins and Outs of the Adult Industry

Monday, December 27th, 2010

 

It is a common sexual fantasy of many people that being a porn star must be a wonderfully erotic and sexually-wild life. We look at the actors and actresses in porn films  and immediately imagine that what we see on our screens is what that actor or actress is like in reality, that their lives are nothing but fucking, sucking, fondling and licking in a constant barrage, with their days being filled with nothing but more partners for the parade of parts and activities with all kinds of hot ready and hygienically perfect specimens.

But the fact is that for the most porn stars, both men and women, the real allure of what they do is that they simply get paid quite a lot for appearing in their films and for being photographed in all kinds of sexual positions. Just check out this behind the scenes porn video from Digital Playground.

It really is just a job.

 

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Bondage Done Right

Sunday, December 26th, 2010

imagesThere are many forms of sex that people engage in, and one of the most common, in one form or another, is bondage. Bondage basically is, the idea of restraining a person either to intensify sex or as a prelude to fucking. Like everything else in our intimate lives though the types and degree or bondage varies widely from person to person. But bondage is, in one form or another, a rather popular sexual activity.

Bondage is also very risky and not something couples should engage in lightly or with just casual attention. One of the most common mistakes people make in regards to bondage is to confuse the reality of bondage as sex play with their fantasies or what they might have seen in porn movies or read in erotica books. But the fact is that bondage in reality is a very different specific type of intense play and unless couples can discern the difference between what they think they want and what they actually get, either by taking classes or reading some serious how-to books, then they should never, ever attempt bondage.

Communication is most important in sex, but doubly so in a bondage scene. The person being restrained must be able to say what is working in the scene and what is not working and, especially, when/if they might be in some trouble. It’s best never to use a gag or block the person being restrained airwaves or mouth, even if the participants want this. One should always be able to say what is working and what is not! Safe-words should be agreed upon at all times as they should always be in any sexual scenes involving dominant and submissive approaches.

It is also extremely important not to use homemade or cheap bondage equipment like scarves or rope or handcuffs. Bondage equipment that is built and sold by people who know how to do it right might be expensive but it is also designed to be safe for everyone using it. Using the wrong kind of stuff for bondage can be very, very dangerous as scarves can knot up and be difficult to open, handcuffs can cause very serious damage to skin, and ropes can cut off circulation leading to extreme injury.

Playing smart and playing safe means couple can play like porn stars for a very long time.

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Christmas Porn Parodies We’d Like to See

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

Free porn is awesome. Christmas is awesome. Combining them? Kick ass.

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The 12 Inches of Xmas
Not So Silent Night
Santa’s Naughty List
Jack Frost is Licking at My Hos

Deck the Balls (S&M)
How the Grinch Stole My Anal Virginity
I Say Mommy Swallowing Santa Claus
National Lampoontang’s XXX mas Vacation

Ebeneezer Splooge
The Clittle Hummer Boy
Santa’s Lap…dancers
Stranger in the Manger

Santa Claus is Cumming Too Loud
Mary Ain’t A Virgin No Mo’ (interracial porn)
Frosty the Ho Man
Pink Stocking Stuffers

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Holiday Porn

Friday, December 24th, 2010

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I’ve been rather disappointed by the current state of holiday porn (“holiday.” That’s right, not Christmas, not Chanukah, not Kwanza . . . Holiday). It seems the best offer this season has for my meat-pounding wishes is the same ‘ole gym-buffed model-type, doing the usual pornographic posturing, but in red panties and a Santa hat. A Santa hat. It’s not even like the hat is getting fucked. Sometimes the diehard festive types leave the hat on for the initial blow job, but by the time the dude in the Santa suit (Yes. Always some dude in a Santa suit) gets to sodomizing our little Cunt Cringle in her fruit cake hole, that hat is long gone and buddies fake beard is laying on the floor. For all practical purposes we are now watching the same old porn we’ve seen a thousand times with one exception. There is a Santa hat on the floor.

When do I get to watch some dick hard clit jockey finger a snowman? Is that little dentist elf ever going to slowly unbutton his adorable wee blue waist coat and cobble himself to climax before the Bumble Snow Monster whips his hairy milk-white monster cock out and escorts a handful of misfit sex toys up his Yeti chute? Need I remind you that the snow monster had his teeth removed? Slut in a red bikini and a Santa Hat is fine, but maybe, just maybe, I wouldn’t mind having a hot rub inside that toothless furry Monster face. Maybe I’d like to watch some herd mammal with a glowing red anus help the jolly old elf find more than his way.

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Porn Mongers! Step it up! I want 8-way menorah penetrations. Gift-wrapping bondage. Icicle fucking. The Grinch that stole your Penicillin. Anal dradles. Charlie Brown with the smallest, least celebratory, withered little prick and a beagle in a leather flight helmet. Rabbis with gingerbread dildos riding polar bears and juggling buttock implants across a snow-laden field on their way to Grandma’s house for oven mitt HJ’s shot into candy-filled stockings.