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The Top Places To Bear It All And Go Naked

Monday, February 21st, 2011

Feb 17 orgasm.com1So, you made a New Year’s resolution to do something out of the ordinary this year. Your 9 to 5 job is getting the best of you and you feel like it’s time to hang up your workday attire for something a bit more comfortable and sexual. No we’re not talking about porn, we referring to the top clothing optional places in the world where you can shed your inhibition and show those private parts:

Naked Cycling: Held annually since 2004 in cities all around the world, people basically ride around naked to celebrate cycling and the human body. It’s not just about baring your bod, it also shows the vulnerability of cyclists on the road and a protest against car culture.

Naked hot springs bathing: In Tokyo, Japan, foreigners are able to strip down naked at this bath house and experience the therapeutic traditions of soaking in natural mineral rich hot springs.

Naked spa treatments for singles and couples: Open your senses and drift into an all nude wonderland at the Ayana Resort Bali and Spa in Indonesia.

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Naked sauna: Kotiharjun Sauna in Helsinki Finland in the only public wood burning sauna in the world and dates back all the way to 1928. You can enjoy the heat while experiences a scrub down and massage. The only downside; there are separate saunas for men and women which is a rule so there is not way to see naked girls.

Naked art festival: The world body painting festival which runs from June 27 to July 3 in Austria has been held annually since 1998. It is the biggest are event in the body painting theme in the world.

Naked city: Wouldn’t it be nice to go to the bank and grocery store naked every day while looking at all the beautiful french women baring it all. Well, visit Cap d’Agde, France, where the entire town is clothing optional.

Naked beach: Haulover beach in Miami is one of the very few government sanctioned clothing optional beaches in the US. This place is ideal for surfing and swinging, and let’s not forget looking at the gorgeous Miami women strutting their stuff.

Naked cultural event: Burning Man runs from August 29 to September 5 and is in the middle of the dessert in Nevada. It has been held annually since 1986 and is described by the people who attend as an experiment in the community of radical self expression, and self reliance. Not too mention a lot of public sex and orgies.

Is Online Porn The Same As Real Porn?

Sunday, February 20th, 2011

What we look for in our fantasies is not what we necessarily want in our real life. Sure porn girls and guys look great, a bleached asshole is certainly something most people donít see every day and a hard dick standing straight up for hours on end is most hetero girls dream, but in the end we have to deal with the fact that we do not live porn star lives nor would we really want all that sex, in all those ways, most of the time.

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Porn is great though because it provides us with this fantasy as an outlet, but then we take one step back from porn movies and DVDís to the porn shown on- line and over the net, and while not even different in content-in fact in many cases itís the very same movie-watching porn on our PC and downloading, usually for free is certainly different than watching a tried and true porno film one pops into the DVD player.

The access to porn on the net, the actual ability to scroll through all those selections, just like one would on an online dating site, for a nominal fee even, makes the porn different then buying or having to rent a DVD somewhere and popping it into a home player. Sure the concept is the same, one is watching a highly styilzsed visual representation of a sex act to arouse one to either a masturbatory state or to arouse ones partner enough so the couple might engage in some foreplay and maybe even some further fucking.

But the ability to download exactly what we want when we want, even snippets per say, and in most cases for free makes watching porn on line as wholly different from how watching porn on our DVDís and home theater systems was different from seeing a dirty movie in a theater with sticky floors and an audience of the rain coat crowd!

From stag films to movie theaters to video tapes to DVDs and now the digital download revolutions porn has and will survive but with every new technology in how to watch the dirty images the industry quakes with the realization that people can and do get their dirty stuff easier and cheaper and sometimes for free as the years progress.

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Lipstick Lesbians

Saturday, February 19th, 2011

There are dozens of lipstick lesbian porn sites on the internet. These are sites with hot looking, triple D sized boobed blue eyed blondes that usually fake going down on their equally beautiful blue eyed blonde female lovers. They are called lipstick lesbian sites because the women on these sites are rarely lesbians and their makeup is always fresh and artistically applied and their fingernails beautifully manicured.

But if you Google the term you will see that the term has been adopted by very feminine and fashionable lesbians.

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These women don’t look like lesbians, they look like girls in free porn. They arenít wearing plaid shirts and grabbing imaginary dicks when they talk. They are usually the type of woman that men find unapproachable because they look like they just like the arm candy one finds on the arm of some man from GQ. But if a man does get the balls to come on to a lipstick lesbian and she rebukes him he will ask regroup and ask her to prove it by letting him watch, sitting in a chair in the corner of the room, as she kisses or fucks her lover. Of course if she still refuses it is almost assured that he will use the line that he should have been born a lesbian because he loves licking pussy so much.

Although it is hard to get men to accept the fact that a lipstick wearing lesbian prefers girl on girl and not girl on girl on guy action it is sometimes even harder for them to be accepted by other lesbians.

Some card carrying lesbians believe that a feminine persona shown in fashion magazines and in hit T.V. shows is part of a plan created by men to keep women from achieving their full potential. These radical thinkers also believe by wearing makeup it is endangering a womanís civil rights.

These type of gay women are as narrow minded as the people that think all lesbians have a closet full of strap on harasses and dildos of varying sizes, colors and shapes. And even though most lesbians wonít admit it they do own and use a strap on harness, and regularly use it, fucking their lover with the biggest double ended they can find, this is the type of video and photos one will find on most lipstick lesbian porn sites.

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Car Sex

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Every couple-bi, hetero or gay-knows how boring a long car ride can be. XM radio, cooler full of cold sodas, CDs not withstanding, long drives can be filled with a lot of sameness even if there are great sights to see and places to stop. The prudish couple wouldn’t dare risk it, but for the more sexually adventurous or just one’s with a little more active libido-or on a first date-a little sexual activity between partners could make the drive a little less tedious and the interior of the car a little warmer and a lot more like free porn.

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It doesn’t necessarily need to be said how far you and your partner might want to go, how much of your clothes will be flipped off, when and where you might pull over, if you pull over at all; usually the specifics are worked out as you drive and touch and tickle. Road head is usually where it all starts. Though certainly a dangerous pursuit, no male drivers is about to complain about this specific distraction. Best that the couple engaging in a quick driving blow job stay to deserted back roads or get to the side of the road just before the man comes.

The driver will want to steer clear of potholes as well. It’s always hotly debate whether backseat gropping or front seat necking is hotly is best. While the backseat certainly offers lovers room to stretch out without the worry of as steering wheel in one’s hip, it is doubly hard to extricate one’s self from the backseat if the police decide to pull over an roust you from your make-shift love nest. Car sex need not only be in the car to. There is a nice warm expanse of the hood awaiting the horny couple and in a deserted parking lot or in the middle of a field, the hood of a car, while slippery to some, can be the very best place to fuck on.

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So many people can recall their very first sexual experiences being in cars or the car’s radio providing the soundtrack to their very first awakenings of love and closeness with another human being. Our cars are more then just transportation, for some they were the only private spaces we had to be alone with the guy or girl we loved and the very first place some of us got to see the alluring naked body part of a person we were infatuated with.

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How To Get The Girl

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

Feb 16 orgasm.com1If you perceive yourself well and have a strong inner game, that will captivate your outer game and others will perceive you better. To get a girl, a one night stand, or a night that resembles something out of a free porn clip, it does not require life changing decisions, rather, small doses of minor risk taking with enthusiasm about life, all while rocking a sexy smile. Follow these tragedies and you’ll be just like Vinny Chase in a month’s time.

Get off your ass: This is totally crucial in getting a girl to notice you. I realize that getting you nice ass to the gym can be more than just a physical battle, but, you’ll immediately notice a positive change in your mindset. You will feel better, see yourself as sexier and start making healthier decisions.

Be more outgoing: It’s easy to spot the life of the party. He is usually surrounded by a crowd and displays high volumes of energy. While not everyone has to be the center of attention, you can use the same principles to make yourself more outgoing.
1. Get involved. If you start off involved in the discussion, you’re more likely to stay involved.
2. Wait for something relevant to seize the floor.
3. Stand straight and strong and protect your voice, use hand gestures and keep a smile on your face.
4. Physically involve your audience. LIterally move people around or use them as characters.

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Feel fresh to be fresh: If you don’t feel fresh, you wont get a girl to believe you’re fresh. The best way is to keep your fashion game up to date. Once a week you should buy yourself something new, whether its small or bigger. This will help you stay mentally involved.

Keep it current: One of the most powerful weapons to getting a girls attention is the ability to adapt socially to any situation. If you want to be able to talk effortlessly, you need to know or have opinions about celebrities, viral moves, TV shows, etc, that you might otherwise not give a shit about.

Adapt a “nothing to lose” attitude: Strong game comes from a series of risk taking. If you ditch your fear of rejection, you win. Obviously this is easier said than done, but the more risks you take, the less you fear. This mindset will also allow you to analyze what works and what doesn’t.

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Why Bad Girls Are Not As Good As They Sound

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

As young boys, most of us were conditioned to believe that in order to get the girl, we must act like hero’s and prove ourselves to be “real men”. Much like in those fairy tales about dragon slayers, we spend much of our lives doing everything in our power to become alpha males with hefty bank accounts and dashing good looks.

In this day and age however, women have become well-aware of our constant fight for power and know that deep down, we’d much rather be sitting at home in our boxers watching free porn. In retaliation, the opposite sex is now testing us all by becoming full-fledged man eaters. Below, I’ll cover some of the most popular species of ‘bad girls’. Perhaps by making yourself aware of this dangerous clan, you’ll be able to have a better grasp of your manhood and not be overshadowed by the gentler sex (who is far from ‘gentle’ these days).

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She’s A Gold-Digger – A gold-diggers main objective is to land a man who can serve as a provider. In her deluded mind, all she wants is to find a man who can provide her with everything her parents never did. They’ll want expensive cars, mansions and designer goods. Failure to provide her with any of these things will ensure she makes your life a living hell. Regardless of her past as a porn star, gold-diggers want a life of luxury and “class”.

The Drug Addict – Often on a perma ego trip from taking every substance she can get her hands on, a drug-addict will be on the constant lookout for a partner who has enough money (and poor judgment) to serve as a provider. To get it, they’ll put out, suggest a threesome and sell themselves in the only way they know how.

The Sex Withholder – What better way to have her cake and eat it too than by withholding one of the only expectations held by her partner – sex. The sex withholder most probably had her femininity hurt at some point in her life and now strives to prove herself by being in control of the deed.

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The Best Men’s Underwear

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Feb 15 orgasm.com1When it comes to any purchasing decisions made by men, it comes down to an analysis of 4 factors:

1. Will this help me get laid?
2. Comfort
3. Style
4. Cost

This is particularly true when it comes to picking out underwear. It is the only piece of underwear exclusively intended to be seen by a chick who is hopefully reaching for your cock. At that point, of course you want to validate your desirability and good taste, but good underwear also have to be functional. Trust me, those guys in free porn have it easy. They could be wearing rags and the girls will still fuck the shit out of them. But you’re going to have to work a little harder. Ultimately, comfort is key. No man wants to be constantly thinking throughout the day about how his balls feel uncomfortable. SO, for both comfort and sex appeal, the boxer brief was created and here is a look at the best boxer briefs for men:

Uniqlo regular rise boxer brief: This pair has zero external branding, an excellent fit, jade a multitude of nominal but stylish designs and patterns, most importantly it wears well, and is inexpensive. However, there is no online ordering and the only retail store is located in Soho, NYC.

Calvin Klein classic boxer brief with button fly: Calvin Klein is the gold standard for men’s underwear. The fabric is exceptionally comfortable and they look just right. They give off sex appeal and have a phenomenal fit.

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Top Man Trunks: Top Man is the male version of the British retiling sensation Top Shop. The boxer briefs can be hit or miss, but there are enough choices and some definite winners.

J.Crew boxer brief: The fabric is most comfortable and the logo is neither shameful or as weak looking as Ralph Lauren. Black is definitely the way to go.

Armani Exchange square cut brief: Unless you’re a ripped, gay and/or a guido, a good rule of thumb. However, their boxer brief is much silkier than any others on this list, which can often be a nice change of pace.

American Eagle: This is an instance of a pretty boxer brief, especially for the price, however, it is ruined by the logo. While the words “American Eagle” could not be printed any larger on the waistband, this will work for guys in college and high school, but that’s it!

Sex Tips For Bored Couples

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Good news to all of you married souls out there! Unlike the popular belief that the majority of eloped couples lead close to inexistent sex lives, science has once again stepped up to the plate and revealed that short of having to resort to free porn every night, married men have more sex than their single counterparts. And before you ask – yes, with their wives. Mistresses are so last year.

In thinking about married people having sex and daily orgasms, I decided to break down a few tips and tricks on how to handle the art of in & out when children and old age are concerned. After all, your college dorm days are far from over my friends.

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Communicate Effectively – If you and your partner find yourself with a dwindling sex life, consider your current communication methods. One of the best ways to keep your sex life – well, alive – is to be verbal about your preference in the sack. If you liked to be touched in a certain spot or try a new position, then by all means, let your significant-other know. Only then will you be able to be in the same page.

Give To Receive – One of the biggest complaints amongst married couples is the lack of appreciation between husband and wife (or husband & husband, wife & wife…whatever floats your boat). If you think that your love life is no longer what it used to be, consider showing your partner some appreciation, even if only for their seemingly small, everyday tasks. You’ll be surprised to see how easy it will be to get some cunnilingus or daily blow jobs after a few tokens of appreciation.

Try Someplace New – A big part of what makes porn so exciting is the fact that it can happen anywhere, at anytime. Just ask the pizza delivery man. If you’re looking to add some of that spontaneity to your own love life, try following suit and opting for less-than-traditional boning spots. The shower and dining room table are great options. Just be 100% positive that your kids are not around – or won’t show up mid-act and be scared for life.

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Shaving The Beaver

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Shaving your girlfriend’s pubes can be an experience more gratifying than stumbling across a quality free porn site. However, going about this ancient skill requires confidence and a certain know-how that not every man is blessed with. Failure to perform this correctly could result in something I like to call (UPC) – that’s short for unfounded pussy complex. Doing it correctly on the other hand, will ensure that your ladie’s vag is trimmed to your exact specifications and that sex will be that much hotter. Read on for a breakdown :

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Required Prep-Work - First things first, do not just jump into it and casually ask if you can shave her beaver. That is relationship suicide. She will either think you’re a total pervert with some weird pube fetish or she’ll take it an insult that her vag is too bushy. Start by complimenting it with words like: sexy, pretty and delicious. Calling it a “pretty fish taco” won’t do. You can then proceed to give her enough oral sex to prove just how into her you really are.

Suggest By Example – One of the best ways to get your girl comfortable with the idea of a bare beaver is by displaying your neatly trimmed package in all its glory. After all, you can’t expect her to fall into you shenanigans if you can’t even handle your own bush. Once that’s taken care of, bring up your newly trimmed nut-scruff and try to get her opinion on it. Ask her if it made sex feel any better and if you should stick to that “hairstyle” from now on. This talk will eventually lead her into asking you about her own bush, in which case you finally suggest playing barber.

Time To Party – Now that you’ve gotten her ready to slip into the shower or bathtub, it’s time to make your move. Make sure to keep a razor around so you don’t have to casually leave to go grab one (new blade, preferably). That would just look sad. Now, have her sit with her ass between your thighs and proceed to apply plenty of shaving cream. As for direction, always go for grain down. You don’t want to end up cutting her lady bits.

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What Women Love About Bachelor Pads

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

Feb 9 orgasm.com1You’ve worked your ass off to win over the girl at the bar who looks like the hottest porn star alive. She finally decides to head back to your place and the last thing you want is for her to see your manly digs and go home in disgust. To avoid this from ever happening, follow our guide to successful bachelor living and you will definitely begin to take notice how often she’s down to crash:

A spotless bathroom: This is one of those things men will never understand, but it is very important in a chick’s perception of you. Don’t ask why because we don’t either. Instead, grab some clorox and a sponge and clean every pub and shit infested corner.

A properly stocked fridge: When you bring a chick home, you should always be able to offer her something to drink. Keep a 6 pack, a bottle a vodka and always have cans of tonic or soda, along with cranberry juice. Also, a bottle of water is the perfect post fucking present.

A made bed: A made bed is a subconscious decision to sit or lay down on it. Therefore, men with made beds get laid more than those who avoid the 5 minutes to make theirs.

A comfortable couch: Having a comfortable place for her to chill is crucial and will determine the amount of time she will spend at your place. Sometimes sex doesn’t make it to the bedroom, so you will need a good enough substitution.

A mounted flat screen: A flat screen is well worth the long term investment. It helps create a cinematic feel for movie dates and a place for friends to enjoy Sunday’s games.

Photo albums and home videos: Women are all subconsciously into social status, therefore, photo’s of life experiences and good times are important in her selection process.

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Mounted art work: Every dude should have at least one fairly large canvas or framed piece of art mounted on his living room wall. It is also a testament to your character and proof to her that you’re in touch with good taste.

A wine rack: At first sight of a wine rack, females immediately imagine the romantic home cooked meals and the stay in nights that involve wine-drunk sex.

Extra sweats and PJs: The importance of comfort for a woman is huge.

Displayed music selection: Showcasing a dynamic range of records will prove your adaptability in different social circles, your willingness to try something new, and in a nut shell, who you are.

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