Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Wolverine, even that green bastard Hulk, they all had women. But the question is, do they have sex with them? Can they have sex with them? With all that fine pussy being thrown at them, how do they not get busy? Ponder this XXX conundrum with me after the jump.
Archive for the ‘Sex’ Category
Do Superheroes Have Sex?
Monday, April 2nd, 2012
Sex On The Stairs
Thursday, March 29th, 2012If free HD porn has taught us anything it’s that banging can be done wherever. You could have sex in your car. You could fuck in the forest. You can do it on the side of the highway if you wanted to. The point is, getting busy can be done anywhere. After the jump learn how you can turn your stairs into a XXX stairway to heaven.
Celebrate Spring With Sex In A Field
Tuesday, March 27th, 2012Spring is here. Time to get your fuck on in a field! Before you go out and find a chick to reenact what you see in your favorite porno movies, check out our tips for banging in a field.
How To Convince Your Girl To Have A Threesome
Wednesday, March 21st, 2012Ah the threesome, every man’s dream and every woman’s secret dream. However, your lady will act like she’s not into the whole threesome thing. “What am I, a porn star?” she’ll declare when you breach the subject. Don’t worry guys, Orgasm.com has a sure-fire way to get your woman to agree to a threeway.
Don’t Tell Mom I Had Sex With The Babysitter
Tuesday, March 20th, 2012After school was a special time. There were organized sports, there was homework and there was Lydia. Lydia was my babysitter. She was this incredible Latina hottie who was in her early twenties. Thinking about her still gives me a woody. Her rack was incredible. Before I knew what sex was, I knew I wanted to have it with her.
Fuck A Redhead For St. Paddy’s Day
Friday, March 16th, 2012If Saint Patrick were alive today he’d be sitting in his South Boston apartment slamming back a Sam Addams and listening to Dropkick Murphys. When he’s done his beer, he’d call his fuck buddy Carmen McKenna. Carmen is a gorgeous redhead he met down by the docks. She looks like Kylie Ireland and her claim to fame is that once she blew a guy who bought a bedazzled jean jacket from Big Papi Ortiz’s wife. Saint Patrick loves redheads and after the jump you will too.
Porn Star of the Week – Ashley Blue
Saturday, March 10th, 2012Blue is a color. It’s a mood. It’s something that happens to your nads when you think you’re about to have sex but it doesn’t cum to fruition. Blue is also a XXX adult film star, Ashley Blue that is. After the jump learn about Orgasm.com’s porn star of the week: Ashley Blue.
Fuckity Fuck – The Origin of the F Word
Friday, March 9th, 2012Fuck. What a great word. Here at Orgasm.com we’re all about it. Fuck! Fucking! Fucker! Fucked! We admire it all. However, most people don’t know where the word comes from. After the jump learn the origins of the F word.
Top Pussy – Giving The Classics A XXX Twist
Friday, March 9th, 2012The 80s and 90s have yielded some of the finest cinematic masterpieces. We laughed, we cried and we learned that if you give Rob Lowe a saxophone the ladies will cum in their pants. Without further ado, Orgasm.com presents the first ever pornification of four classic films. After the jump discover how we sexed up your favorite movies.
Crime Scene Sex
Tuesday, March 6th, 2012Some guys are into it. Some guys aren’t. Personally, I want a clean workspace. But, Orgasm.com is all about honoring everything XXX no matter how uh, bloody it may be. Ladies, gentlemen and transgendered folks, after the jump learn all about crime scene sex. Calm down, it’s just period sex. Nobody died except the chicken I ate for lunch that almost came back up when I was researching for this article but that’s another story.
