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The Top Ten Sex Trends Of The Decade

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

The first decade of the new millennium will definitely be remembered for one thing…SEX! Yes folks, this was the most sexual decade of them all and sex hasn’t captured this many headlines in the history of man kind. Here is a look at the top 10 sex trends of the last decade.

The Celebrity Sex Tape:
It is the trend that wouldn’t die and the one question asked during the end of this decade remained: were there any celebrities out there who didn’t have a sex tape that was like free porn? Once upon a time, hollywood celebs were a breed of elites, but they’ve proved otherwise in this decade and showed their ugly side, not too mention, their front side, back side and a lot more than that!

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Threesomes:
Once the millennium turned, someone decided that sex between just two people wasn’t enough. We’ve seen celebs hop on the menage a trios band wagon and you couldn’t turn on the TV without seeing two girls and one guy.

Turning Lesbian:
In the last decade there has been an abundance of woman turning gay. But no one will ever know if they’re truly gay, or just curious. College girls were making out with their BFFs, the “L Word” made the lifestyle seem fabulous, and Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried made a lesbian experience seem fantastic!

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Sex Toys:
The last decade is probably best known for spawning a $1 million, diamond encrusted vibrator. Adult sex toys were everywhere and the xxx accessories became novelties.

Political Scandals:
Clearly Clinton started this trend back in the 90′s but within the last decade is when political scandals really came to the surface.

Anal Sex:
Many years ago Eddie Murphy wrote a song which detailed all of the different things that you could put in a person’s butt. During this decade, people of all ages were putting dicks in butts and anal became the newest and best form of intercourse.

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Sexting:
Wikipedia defines sexting as “the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photos electronically, primarily between mobile phones,” a a poll also reveals that two thirds of you have once dirty texted.

Is Bigger Better?: The Best Celebrity Breast Implants

Thursday, November 4th, 2010

Hollywood has always been built on smoke an mirrors – it’s a land where illusion is greater than reality and bigger is always better. Case in point: celebrity breasts. Since the advent of breast implants, breast size has shot through the roof in Hollywood, with breast implants being as prevalent as fake tans since the early 2000′s. Take an organization like World Wrestling Entertainment for example – over 95% of the women in wrestling have breast implants, and it’s now considered a requirement for the job. So let’s take a look at some of the biggest celebrities with boob jobs, in ascending order of breast size.

Victoria Beckham

Beckham

One half of the hottest celebrity couple in the UK, Victoria Beckham has been known to deny that she has fake tits. Her implants tell another story however – while not huge in size, their perfectly round shape make Beck’s breasts undeniably fake. Really, Victoria should sue whoever did this to her – it looks as if she’s has a couple of baseballs sewn under her skin – as she has one of the worst boobs jobs in Hollywood.

Christina Aguilera

Aguilera

Aguilera’s breasts grew somewhere between her Genie in a Bottle phase, and her transformation to dirty denizen of pop sluthood. While she suffers from serious clown-face (a medical condition that makes whores look a lot like Ronald McDonald) these days, her tits still look just right. We give Christina a thumbs up for choosing the perfect size and shape for her girls – maybe she’ll consider a career in porn next?

Pamela Anderson

Anderson

At one time, Pamela Anderson was Hollywood’s preeminent sex symbol. Multiple appearances in Playboy, a sex tape, and the revelation that she has Hep-C later, and she’s just another celebrity is huge tits. She’ll be remembered as an innovator however, as her popularity ushered in a wave of women who got boob jobs to complete.

Heidi Montag

Montag

Heidi Montag is the modern prototype of success in Hollywood. Montag built her star on reality television, and now that her status has declined has turned to plastic surgery for attention. And what a Frankensteinian transformation! Heidi opted to go way too big in every respect, effectively ruining her body and transforming herself into an alien posing as a plastic fuck doll. While Christina Aguilera is a good role model for girls who want breast implants, Montag should be everyone’s warning.

Lady Gaga Gets Free Porn

Friday, September 24th, 2010

Lady Gaga is known around the world for her sex status and activism for sexual rights. Recently, Gaga made quite an impression while touring though North Carolina, and got an offer that most of us men could only dream of due to the fact that she happened to visit a few porn shops on her week in the town.

During her performance, she told the concert audience how impressed she was by the XXX stores she had visited earlier in the day, it even inspired a new song for her next album. Her comments have already become a youtube sensation online, boasting hundreds of thousands of views.

Her remarks didn’t go unnoticed by local business owners however. A leading porn distributor in the area has offered Lady Gaga a year worth of high quality porn of all sorts. Knudsen from AEBN network made the following comment to the celebrity sex star: ”We think she’ll enjoy being able to take over 100,000 titles—straight, gay and everything in-between—on the road with her. Since she was so impressed by a sex shop here, we can’t wait to show her what North Carolina’s online entertainment options have in store for her.”

Knudsen encouraged Gaga to check out their company at her next opportunity and jumped on the remarks the star had made. Apparently, the innovative porn company has no problem providing gaga with free sex materials and wants to be able to provide Gaga with as much inspiration as possible.

The Popularity Of Celebrity Sex Tapes On The Rise

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

It wasn’t long ago that a simple celebrity nipple slip or playboy shoot made major headlines in Hollywood. With the rise of paparazzi and celebrity news sites on the Internet however, access to racy photography has become common and such pictures are no longer enough to drive public interest. Enter the celebrity sex tape. Popularized by Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee in 1998, the celebrity sex tape genre has experienced a rapid rise in popularity in recent years, and such tapes are now being marketed by celebrities to revitalize sagging careers or generate a rise in interest around new projects.

When a sex tape starring Paris Hilton fucking then-boyfriend Rick Solomon (in night vision no less) was released in 2003, it caused a massive public relations stir. In fact, public interest in Paris’ sex tape was so high that it led to Hilton’s role in the FOX reality series The Simple Life, which aired for 3 seasons. Before the world saw her fucking on film, Paris Hilton was seen as a wanna-be actress – afterwards she was seen as a star.

The star-making effect of the Anderson and Hilton sex tapes led to a glut of D-list celebrities trying to capitalize within the genre, such as Dustin Diamond, Amy Fisher, Tonya Harding, Joanie “Chyna” Laurer, Vince Neil and Verne Troyer. While this is an unfortunate byproduct of the popularity of free porn, there were some quality videos produced – see the recent Kendra Wilkinson tape as a prime example.

Of all the sex tapes to gain popularity over the years, Eric Dane and Rebecca Gayheart’s is certainly the strangest. The tape depicts the couple engaged in a sexual situation with former Miss Teen USA contestant Kari Ann Peniche, however the tape is edited to obscure the exact nature of the encounter. What is clear is that all the participants are high – with Gayheart referencing cocaine – check it out if you can find it, it’s bizarre!

With the popularity of sex tapes at an all time high, it seems celebrities will do nearly anything to remain newsworthy in 2010. While we dream of who’ll let their sex life out for the world to see next, let’s kick back, relax and enjoy some porn from our old favorites. Paris, Pam, Kendra – away!

Amy Fisher: From Prison To Porn?

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Amy Fisher making her official entrance into the porn industry was about as shocking as Rosie O’Donnell stealing a child’s Mars Bar on Halloween. In other words, not very. What is shocking however, is that Dreamzone Entertainment has signed her to a 4 film contract that will begin with The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.

What we’d like to know is: who wants to see a woman who used to fuck Joey Buttafuoco get slammed on film? Never mind the fact that she spent 7 years in prison for shooting Buttafuoco’s wife, or that she’s now 36 – her 36 DD breasts just don’t make up for her having been with a man as trashy as Buttafuoco (even if it was in the early 90′s).

Perhaps Fisher is supposed to appeal to those who like their women with an edge. Clearly she can handle a gun, and her body was hardened in prison – who knows, maybe she engaged some girl on girl orgasm generation? Now that’s something we would pay to see. The rest better be free internet porn however, or we’re not watching. There are too many high quality porn productions out there to waste one’s time on Amy Fisher.

Even Fisher seems to understand society’s obsession with sex. She’s quoted as saying, “Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make.” Of course, Fisher is referring to the sex tape she claims she didn’t authorize in 2008. However it’s debatable that she was an innocent party in her sex tape’s release, especially considering her pornographic aspirations since. We just hope she keeps her thighs fit and her homicidal tendencies in check.

Celebrity Sex Tapes Worth Buying

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

In the years after Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee got freaky on film, celebrity sex tapes became all the rage. In 2003, One Night In Paris became a porn sensation, and changed the sex industry forever. However, with high quality free internet porn at the public’s fingertips these days, and a glut of celebrity sex tapes flooding an already saturated market, have sex tapes become obsolete? We don’t think so. Here’s a few celebrities who could spice up the sex tape market:

Jessica Simpson:

We don’t care who Jess is dating, or how fat she gets. This girl is hot, and a sex tape would be an opportunity to see her ride reverse cowgirl – something worth holding out for. Yeehaw!

Katy Perry:

Ever since she confessed to kissing a girl on her debut album, Katy Perry’s tits have fascinated young and old music fans alike. Never mind the fact that a Perry sex tape would likely involve Russell Brand, it would be a small price to pay to see Perry in all her glory.

Erin Andrews:

America’s sexiest sportscaster seems like she’d be a freak between the sheets. Not only is she the fantasy of adolescent teen sports geeks everywhere, but she was filmed naked at one point in her career (but claimed it was against her wishes). Whether her sex scandal denials are true or not, some high quality Erin Andrews porn would spice up the sex tape industry!

Angelina Jolie:

Assuming we’d get a sex tape where Angie was fucking Brad Pitt, this could be the biggest celebrity couple to ever be recorded on film. With massive production values to match Angie and Brad’s star power, this would be a must see for much of the universe. In fact, we suggest shooting the video into space to give other life forms an opportunity to see the best looking couple in the world doing what they do best.

Tila Tequila is a Pornstar…Officially!

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Yup, its official Tila Tequila is a pornstar! What took you so long, babycakes! Tila Tequila has yet to make an official announcement, but reports have leaked online stating that the ‘Shot at Love’ star will be staring in her first adult movie from a prominent adult production company.

Interestingly, her sudden transition into the adult world came with a cash amount, she couldn’t refuse. Let’s not beat around the bushes, money was the major motivator in order to get Tila to sign onto the deal. Recently, it’s been reported the financial crisis Tila’s incurred, and i bet this deal made the pint size pornstar a happy taker.

It seems the porn starlet began her celebrations, purchasing a new baby blue Lamborghini, and took to her twitter account to boast about her purchase. The money used to purchase the car was apparently an up front payout from the company that produced her movie.

It’s not surprising to see Tila transition into the adult movie world. Tila has been in numerous male magazines posing nude and made several home sex videos, all available online might i add. Given her past, its only makes sense to see Tila move in the porn direction and this will be her fist role in an actual porn movie. The title of the film, and the name of the production company that produced the porn have yet to be released.


Daddy’s Little Slut: Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter in Porn

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Remember that scene in The Matrix where Laurence Fishburne gives Keanu Reeves the option of taking the red or blue pill. The red pill was the one that showed you the reality behind the illusion of the Matrix. Right now I bet Fishburne is wishing he could take the blue pill, several blue pills in fact, because he isn’t enjoying reality very much now that his daughter has made a hardcore porn movie.

I think Keanu Reeves said it best in The Matrix, when he said, “Whoa!”

As in ‘Whoa, check out that ass!. Some pics released from the film show the barely legal Montana Fishburne showing off her booty, and I, for one, must give it a review of one cock up, way up.

While some aspiring actresses get their inspiration from Meryl Strip, I mean Streep, Montana has been influenced by non other than role model for young sluts everywhere, Kim Kardashian, who rose to fame by being in a sex tape. It so happens the same company, Vivid Entertainment, that distributed the Kardashian sex-tragavana, as well as former Playboy playmate and Hugh Hefner’s ex Kendra Wilkinson’s infamous sex tape, is also handling the release of the Montana Fishburne video. So she’s in good company, you could say.

Montana has specifically said that Kardashian was her inspiration.

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

Her father, the oscar nominated actor Laurence Fishburne, probably wouldn’t mind having a word with Kardashian right about now.

Montana has not spoken to her father since news of the video was released, but says that she hears from relatives that her father is “upset.” Gee, you think he would have a sense of humor about seeing his teenage daughter show off her cock sucking skills to the world.

In response to her father’s potential reaction, Montana said “I hope it’s not hurting him. It wasn’t done to hurt him,” she says. “But I think it will take time and talking through the issues. Eventually, I hope he will be proud of me.”

Sorry to tell you this sweetheart, but you’re Dad is never going to say to his friends, ‘look at how well my little girl takes a cream pie, I’m so proud of her.’ Not in this reality anyway.

Next Up for a Sex Tape Scandal? Danielle Staub

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Danielle Staub of Bravo Channel’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” fame is all set to be the new sex tape star for the moment. All I really know about her is that she’s on a stupid reality show, and apparently not liked very much at all.

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The Kendra Sex Tape Isn’t all It’s Cracked Up to Be

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

This will mark my last blog about Kendra Wilkinson and her sex tape. At least in its current state of story / non-story. But even though I know it’s totally too late…my suggestion will be not to buy it.

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