Teen Mom reality TV star Farrah Abraham, who recently paid male Porn Star James Deen to fuck her in the ass on camera, and then sold the pornographic video to Vivid Entertainment for almost $1M can now been seen around the Internet in the preview for the film.

Farrah Abraham got famous for being a young teen slut and being put on reality TV to be paraded around like a side show of Barnum & Baileys to generate a flood of false idols for confused young teen girls all over the world. But that’s all over now. Farrah is desperate, and has turned to porn to solidify her fame. Thank God for celebrity sex tapes. So how does Farrah’s stack up?

The first thing you’ll notice is that this is a professional production. It’s been shot by Vivid Pictures, and Farrah is working with pornstar James Deen. The slickness is almost shocking at first – it’s hard to believe this is Farrah’s first time on film. She has all the mannerisms of a pornstar, right from the use of the word baby, to fake moaning that will make you cringe (or cum, depending on your level of perversion).

Farrah looks the part of a porn slut too, with big breast implants, and fake nails and hair. The most impressive part is how good she is at anal – apparently she started having anal sex at age 15, before she even let her boyfriend stick his dick in her pussy. Way to save yourself for Jesus girl! Really though, she’s basically become the living embodiment of pornography, and one wonders if she even know how to fuck with tenderness or love.

So what’s the moral lesson of Farrah’s sex tape for teen girls? Well, for one, she promotes the objectification of the female body. Feminists everywhere will be pissed off. But the real lesson is that porn is a good way to make money. Unfortunately for Teen Mom, this is probably a one time gig, because no one is going to pay her over a million dollars to shoot another video when she’s already given up her asshole on film. James Deen is a genius for making that happen!

The media circus around the tape itself has been interesting. Farrah still claims that the tape was for her personal use only and that she had no intention of selling it, and has feuded with James Deen over this fact. Their insults have escalated to the point where Farrah made the claim that James has a small dick. This is a strange claim, considering that everyone has seen it, and that Mr. Deen has appeared in over 2000 porn films. We at Orgasm.com can confirm that it’s basically average size.

Recently Farrah appeared on Howard Stern to discuss the tape, and their conversation ranged from bowel movements to the fact that she has sex in the tape without a condom. Apparently when she got pregnant she was on the pill, but she hasn’t learned her lesson and still doesn’t use protection. I guess when you get fucked in the ass the majority of the time, you don’t really need it.

Ultimately, the question is whether this publicity stunt will work. Sure, millions of men everywhere have masturbated to Farrah’s sex tape, but will it fade into the public consciousness like the tapes shot by Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian?  Kardashian especially has done a wonderful job of promoting herself as a celebrity first, and distancing herself from porn despite the fact that she made her name by fucking on film.

Whatever the answers to these questions, you can always sit and enjoy pictures of Farrah in the nude. Check out Farrah Abraham look alike Sunny Leone on Orgasm.com for more free pics and videos!

The sex tape is said to be almost 20 minutes long and get this, Kanye is banging some chick who looks exactly like Kim K! It’s safe to say homeboy has a type.

It is shot in a hotel room, which doesn’t look so classy so I’ve heard, and the women confesses in the tape that she is married and that her husband and her don’t have sex anymore and that’s why she is there having sex with Ye.

Radaronline.com is saying that they’ve seen the tape in it’s entirety and that it’s definitely not Kim, even though the chick has long black hair, a thick ass, and olive skin.

During the fuck session, they never kiss and they don’t do a damn thing but bang in different positions. Sounds pretty boring to me!

A responsible Kanye sports a condom (you know he doesn’t want to have any baby mama drama in his life).

At the end of the romp he walks up to the camera and then switches it off, therefore it’s pretty damn clear who’s idea it was to film the deed.

According to an exclusive insider, Kanye is trippin’ and doesn’t want the tape (which was probably filmed shortly before he started dating Kim) to be leaked.

Well, I hate to break it to ya Ye, but the rest of the world would do just about anything to see this tape. I give it a month, tops, before it explodes all over the internet.

Everybody knows Kanye is one of the cockiest (no pun intended) motherfuckers out there; always flashing his cars, jewelry, and clothes, so it wouldn’t make me happier to see a teeny tiny dick on em’.

There’s got to be something he is insecure about, and I have a feeling that might be it.

What do you think? Kanye: big dick bandit or little penis prick?

Produced by Wicked Pictures, directed by Brad Armstrong, and starring Nadya Suleman (as coached by porn star Jessica Drake) “Octomom: Home Alone” will likely be Octomom’s magnum opus. We can only hope it’ll be her last foray into the porn industry.

After all, she already posed topless back in March. More recently she’s been working on her masturbation porno.

Of course, now that it’s released, Octomom’s been a busy little bee promoting it. In fact, she made a bit of a splash recently on Howard Stern’s show. She even rode the sybian. This is, of course, the true mark of a porn star. Octomom, now in the ranks of such great women as Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, and Bree Olson.

Let’s all just look at Jessica Drake now. Mmmkay, better.

Want the inside scoop? Read on and find out if these rumors are true…

So Shaun White has in fact posed for some very incriminating, extremely naked photos. The unexpected photo shoot took place at a party in 2009 with a gorgeous blond. Who is this woman? We’re not sure…

Wouldn’t it be wild if Pamela Anderson was in another celebrity sex tape? So far no proof has come out that there are any actual porn videos or sex tapes, but a free porn website can dream. A sex tape is not entirely out of the the realm of possibility. After all, this guy gets some seriously gorgeous women.

It’s actually nice to see a male ginger with so much sex appeal. Usually it’s only the female redheads that get the love.

Shaun White garners a lot of respect and the chances of a little XXX sex scandal changing that are very slim. Everyone digs him because of his cool, rebellious style. Maybe it’s the fact that he participated in Movember. Growing a red mustache does take courage.

According to our sources, White does not keep the floors waxed and in fact he has a fabulous ginger bush. We respect his choice to show his true colors.

Right now the owners of the naked photos are shopping them around town, looking for a high price tag. Hopefully they offer up a sale to orgasm.com, we are VERY interested in getting our eyes on such scandalous action.

Remember Shaun, there’s nothing more American than free porn.

In honor of this, orgasm.com is giving a loving tribute to sex tapes and the celebrities that made them.

First up is the lovely Paris Hilton. This sexy blonde hotel heiress made her sex tape with her former boyfriend and current asshole Rick Salomon. This seems like it could have actually been made just for fun, not for a real porn release.

Unfortunately when you make  sex tape with someone who is slightly sociopathic, you should never let them keep the tape. In 2004 One night in Paris was released and Paris Hilton became a household name like never before.

Second up is another attention whore of the highest rank at the moment. Yeah, that’s right, we’re talking about Kim Kardashian’s sex tape extravaganza!

Seriously, this was obviously made for more than just the two of them. Kim K. was wearing a bra and had her full makeup on, plus she is totally mugging for the camera the whole time.

Next on our list is a veteran sex tape actress. Gracing us like the Pope with holy water, Pamela Anderson has been nude so often in the public eye, that she actually kind of looks weird with clothes on.

Who has Pamela had sex tapes with? There is Bret Michael who got his rocks of love off with her while the cameras rolled. Plus by now we’re all familiar with Tommy Lee and his horse like cock.

Next up is the British bombshell Jordan, aka Katie Price. Miss Price was quite the stunner back in the day and she made sure that everyone got a look at the goods.

In the late nineties a sex tape was released after her flat was broken into. Funny that she didn’t sue when the porn was put on the internet…

The wrestler Chyna has been showing her wares for some time in free porn online. Sure she’s a little too fit for some and her clit looks like a dick, but still…she’ll get naked and have sex on camera.

Yes, that is what you think it is in between her legs. Some guys think that’s hot though, so don’t judge! Also, they say that if you have a dick, you know how to suck one better.

Now for the newest member to the celebrity sex tape team. No, it’s not (sad face) Scarlett Johannson or Mila Kunis. Actually it’s not even a woman.

No, the most recent celebrity to jump into the porn world is none other than Jackass’s Bam Margera. Here he is with his ridiculously good looking girlfriend Missy Rothenstein.

Bam actually volunteered his dick for the porno Fantastic Whores 4, also starring Kara Novak, Gina Lynn and Stephanie Sage. Here is a glamourous photo of Bam Margera’s dick.

So far Bam has only dipped his dick into the porn world once. We’ll see what he does in the future. That’s it for today folks.

If anyone out there has a lead on a celebrity sex tape, feel free to drop us a line. To wipe that dick out of your mind, here are two girls kissing. Enjoy.

Somehow the sex tape we always seem to get treated to only ever shows the celebrity couple or the senator and the call girl engaging in normal everyday sex. Surely the stuff that makes it to the net or gets reported about in the news is embarrassing to the couple at large, not to mention usually bolsters their career in the public view, yet it is never anything that even hints of kink. Is it that the truly kinky are never celebrities or politicians, that if one is kinky one never tapes one being so or that if a kink tape were to be found even the most despicable black mailer would have the decency to never show that particular tape to anyone?

Certainly revelations of a kink from our brightest and best is unnerving, from anyone actually. We all have regular everyday sex lives full of normal copulation-even if it’s of a gay variety-but God knows entertaining one of our sitcom stars coddling a foot fetish or suddenly being aware that a congresswoman likes to have her nipples tortured in clamps is simply too bizarre for many of us to consider. We can contemplate sex in the abstract but not sex in the here-and-now and nothing is more here and now basic then the deep gut-level desires we need to get off.

It is enough though for the sex tape to show what it has shown in its history; it really some of our most unique modern-day porn. It makes an impact, ruins and bolsters careers, sometimes at the exact same instance. It invests infamy to a couple, becomes more popular in some instances then anything a celebrity or politician ever accomplish. But for the most part, by the luck of the draw or simply by good common sense of when we turn on the video camera, the truly kinky stuff is never captured on a sex tape…and we’re probably all the better for it.

The Internet and adult video are made for one another and while online downloading does put a strain on dirty movie makers making money, really where else could anyone have access to all these dirty videos? Over time porn companies will find a way to coexist with how porn is disseminated and find how to make their money better…adult video is not going off of the net anytime soon.

It doesn’t seem as if porn ever really becomes too much of a good thing. Human beings have an insatiable appetite for the visual documentary or representation of people fucking. Adult video has survived in one form or another since its inception to the VCR home market and though we don’t actually watch a video tape anymore and DVD sales are strong alongside downloads-at least high-end titles of high-production dirty movies-adult video rolls right into the future as technology bolsters its deliver into audience’s homes.

And that’s what people want. More than really caring what the fuck movie is about, or following a porn star’s career, which certainly many people do and others do care about, it’s the fact that we can sit home and watch an adult video in our own home, alone or with our partner and never be embarrassed over the titles we peruse or have a time limit of when they need to be returned, that makes adult video watching one of our favorite past times and one that won’t end anytime soon.

And so too do we seek porn across the Internet.

But somewhere along the way we connected porn with sex and dating, while we damn well know none of our sex lives are anywhere near what we see in a porn movie. Having access to sex in the same medium we do porn we can so quickly link the two together, when in reality they are pretty much far apart. We amp-up for one in very much the same way we do another-certainly in the anonymous environs of our homes-and inextricably take one for the other.

Modern day dating might be pretty far removed to how we used to find someone we were interested in, get their number-call them on a landline for Christ’s sake-make dates, go to movies, maybe a few dinners, court them or be courted. The net has truncated our actions, our style even our civility so now we do things so much quicker, with often more direct intent-there are specific fetish websites kinky people hook-up on, for instance-so why wouldn’t we simply regard sex and dating with porn, with the images we see right alongside the chats, with how we download so fast, masturbate then move on to the next activity. We come to gloss over what used to be the seduction, interplay and slow build of sexual interest in the light of how we see sex portrayed around us all the time.

But we are not porn stars. We still react to sex better when we can temper or dates, build anticipation, but as long as we continue to mostly have our intimate experiences online, or at least start them there, sex dating and porn will stay united in a new trilogy.

This combination of celebrity, and power, combined with a natural extroversion make it an easy thing to do. Then the idea that they can easily make six figures a year doing it seals the deal. Any potential resistance they might have had left is totally and completely gone. The lure of easy money is far too much for most to take and especially under the trying times of a tough economy. Some of these couples are even giving more professional producers a run for their money in terms of viewership. It’s a wonder they aren’t actually picked up by some adult production company. Ironically enough, they don’t have to because they would actually stand to lose money doing it that way. This way, the homegrown and homespun fucking and sucking all by themselves does it all.

They are in a class all their own and don’t have the competition of really anyone. For the consumer, the idea of watching a private amateur couple go to work has more appeal than watching picture perfect professionals do the same thing. It’s because it’s real, and those people doing it, are actually enjoying it, unlike some barbie doll wondering what she wants from subway and just waiting for some hunk to stop banging her so she can eat.

Sometimes, try as we may to concentrate and get our work done in a timely manner, we find ourselves distracted and diffused, and we suddenly end up on some of the many available online adult oriented websites that are out there on the Internet before we know it. And once we arrive there, it can be so so hard to pull ourselves away from all of that fabulous, lovely porn. But since we do still have to earn a living and support ourselves, we somehow manage to extricate ourselves from the wonders of the flesh, and to get back to whatever the hell it was that we were supposed to be working on and paying attention to.

For better or worse for our careers, the world wide web contains more free sex and free porn videos than we quite know what to do with. We can spend hours and hours surfing through them and still never even scratch the surface of just what is out there for us to discover and enjoy. Clicking on just one website will provide us with links to hundreds and hundreds of other websites, and we can just go on and on in this way until we either become exhausted or we realize that we are just on the edge of being fired from our positions.

So, yes enjoy the fantastic porn on the world wide web, but try to keep a balance in your life so that you do not lose your livelihood in the process.