A hotel chain in the Lake District of England has made quite a splash. The hotel’s owner had been wondering about “the sense of providing a book, the Gideon Bible which no one reads, and many dislike, in the bedside cabinet of our hotel bedrooms, instead of a book which everyone wants to read”. So he decided that he’d replace all the bibles in his 40 guest rooms with something his guests would rather read. He originally considered something by Ayn Rand but read on to find out what book he finally chose….
Archive for the ‘Sex Stories’ Category
Book Porn? Yes, It Does Exist
Monday, May 7th, 2012While we’re obviously fans of video porn, a recent “lifestyle porn” book has been taking the world by storm. E.L. James’ Fifty Shades of Grey has hit the New York Times’ Bestseller list and is being talked about by everyone from Ellen DeGeneres to your next door neighbor. Seriously, Gladys won’t shut up about it.
Swedish Porn CEO Plans Tell-All
Friday, April 6th, 2012Berth Milton Jr, who ran Private Media Group, a Swedish adult entertainment empire, has been ousted from the company. The New York Post reports that Milton is planning on releasing a tell-all book with a movie to follow chronicling his adventures with the creme de la creme of the porn industry.
Who Would You Rather Fuck? A Celebrity, or A Porn Star
Tuesday, October 11th, 2011When it comes an ultimate trophy fuck, some guys brag about bagging Sasha Grey and others are all about tapping Jessica Alba. Who’s the better notch in the belt loop? Let’s take a look and see.
Free Sex and Diplomacy
Tuesday, September 27th, 2011
In the world of international politics it is an open secret that diplomats are spies as well as negotiators. It is part of the job of the diplomat to gain as much intelligence on the host country as he possibly can. Sometimes this may involve fucking another diplomat.
Porn and writing
Tuesday, September 13th, 2011Most people think that any kind of erotic or Porn writing is just a matter of slapping together some smut and selling it. The truth isn’t so easy unfortunately for those writers who do do it. If it were that simple then everyone would be doing it. Writing Porn is just like writing anything else and such so that it can cease to be exciting at all for the writer.
The writer isn’t always getting their jollies writing about cock and pussy all the time. They’re constructing sentences and forming literary movement and paying attention to grammatical flow. They edit and rewrite and sound things out. In short, it becomes a job just like any other writing gig they might receive. It’s a job and they have to deliver a professional product to it’s destination. They can’t skimp and they can’t turn in a half baked job to their boss or their editor. They’re likely to receive at best a reprimand and at worse, they’re looking for a new job. That hot steamy story you just read about porn star April O’Neil was probably approached very clinically by the writer who’s only joy came from their editor with a pat on the back and a good job, then it was on to the next project. Now this doesn’t go to say that writers don’t get any enjoyment or arousal out of what they write but any joy comes secondary to the job.
It is a job, and that job demands concentration and professionalism so these obligations have to be met first before they can, like you, sit back and enjoy what they read. There are hazards also that have to be watched for. It doesn’t do your writer any good to have their characters getting into some game of twister where the sexual positions are pushing the boundaries of anatomical possibility you see. If Jack is going to be doing Jill then the writer has to answer a few questions first. Does the action flow smoothly? Is it realistic? Would real people do these things or find them pleasurable? Only after these questions have been answered can your writer turn to the joy.
Work Us Interruptus
Tuesday, September 13th, 2011For those of us who are lucky enough to either work from home or work in a private office without supervision, one of the things we have to contend with is keeping ourselves on task and not being overly distracted by the many Free sex videos that are available to us on online. It seems that pesky work always wants to get in the way of our social and sex lives.
Sometimes, try as we may to concentrate and get our work done in a timely manner, we find ourselves distracted and diffused, and we suddenly end up on some of the many available online adult oriented websites that are out there on the Internet before we know it. And once we arrive there, it can be so so hard to pull ourselves away from all of that fabulous, lovely porn. But since we do still have to earn a living and support ourselves, we somehow manage to extricate ourselves from the wonders of the flesh, and to get back to whatever the hell it was that we were supposed to be working on and paying attention to.
For better or worse for our careers, the world wide web contains more free sex and free porn videos than we quite know what to do with. We can spend hours and hours surfing through them and still never even scratch the surface of just what is out there for us to discover and enjoy. Clicking on just one website will provide us with links to hundreds and hundreds of other websites, and we can just go on and on in this way until we either become exhausted or we realize that we are just on the edge of being fired from our positions.
So, yes enjoy the fantastic porn on the world wide web, but try to keep a balance in your life so that you do not lose your livelihood in the process.
Dirty Cartoons
Thursday, August 25th, 2011
Asian porn has become pretty legendary among porn enthusiasts. Long before any other porn market was open to many of the niche markets of various fetish and kinky interests, Asian porn was exploring every possible sexual interest known to mankind. The Asian porn market has long been known to be the innovators when it comes to sex and pornography. It’s funny though, for all the kink and fetish and unusual sexual interests that the Asian porn industry is willing to delve into, quite a bit of Asian porn has people’s genitals blurred out. There are laws in Japan that forbid showing genitals and pubic hair, so that area is blurred even when there is no penetration. It may seem odd to some people that there is such willingness to explore so many unusual sexual adventures yet the country has obscenity laws that require that film makers not show the genitals of the cast.
Other popular forms of Asian pornography are hentai and adult video games. Hentai is a Japanese slang term for sexually explicit comics and animation, such as anime and manga. Hentai is extremely popular all around the world. The censorship laws in Japan discourage visible genitalia even in hentai. In spite of the fact that the characters are cartoons, the genitals and pubic hair is blurred even in the cartoons, animation and video games. In the US, the characters are required to appear to be obviously over 18, but the genitalia can be visible. In Japan, the characters can take on an obviously child-like quality, but the genitals must be blurred. That is just one example of the difference in censorship laws from country to country.
One clear benefit of Asian porn and hentai is that it tends to target a lot of different demographics, including material targeted specifically toward women. In the US, porn is predominantly targeted toward men, although the market for porn geared toward the female buyer is growing steadily.
Sex and Female Pirates
Friday, August 19th, 2011Not many people know that there were in fact female pirates. Two of the more famous were Mary Reade and Ann Bonny who sailed with captain Jack Rackham, otherwise known as calico jack because of his penchant for being a dandy and wearing the rare and expensive calico clothing. Calico was imported from India and so a very expensive thing to get a hold of in the far west.
By all accounts it seems that the three pirates had something of a Sex and business partnership going between them. Apparently neither girl minded sharing captain jacks cock nor their pussy with each other. For several years they were among the most affluent and successful pirates in the Caribbean until they came to grief amid much scandal as well as confusion. The official story is that captain Jack and his male crew were all sleeping off the drink down below when the Royal Navy came calling and only the brave and erstwhile women were left to defend the ship, calling the men cowards even as they were surrounded and captured by the British authorities. They were sentenced to hang but both pleaded they were with child, both pregnant with Captain Jacks baby, and thus their sentences were commuted to short terms in prison before they were released to the custody of family.
While the history books do not report it there were probably quite a few women involved with piracy that didn’t get much press. This could be for a number of reasons such as those books that they were reported in never got press or never made it this far down the time line and were thus lost to history. It could be that there were enough women involved that it simply didn’t rate as news and Captain Jacks story is only known because of the unusual love triangle. Whatever the reason it’s as certain now as it was then that Sex appeal definitely followed those women who plied their pirates trade.
Words that Turn On/Words that Turn Off
Monday, March 14th, 2011
The problem with trying to analyze sexual language and people’s reactions to it is that it varies so much across regions, cultures, and subcultures. What sounds erotic to one person may sound perfectly vulgar to another. To an absolute prude, none of the naughtier words will ever sound nice, but especially for those who have a little tension between what they think they are supposed to be like and what they really desire, taking the chance and using some porn-ified language can be a major turn-on.
There are a couple of general precepts for sexy singles to remember when attempting to get vocal. It is a good idea to ease into sexy language. If you’re on a first date and things start to get a little racy, you might want to use a general, suggestive sentence as innocuous as telling someone you want to touch them. Then, as you kiss, you might move your hand a little closer to a breast or inner thigh and sense the reaction. What you dont want to do is to be totally crass with suggestion of what you might like to stick where and when!
Once one is fully engaged in embraces, feeling up and down, maybe even finally fucking, using sexy words to describe what’s happening, or commenting on how good it all feels certainly can make the scene hotter. But again, not everyone likes the same words used, or even all that much talk when they are concentrating on moving around to get the best position to engage their pussy or cock with another person! If one is ready to talk dirty for a bit, one should gauge accordingly, how much dirty talk and how dirty it should get. Slow and steady wins the race here. Words that might skirt the boundaries of good taste, certain slang for certain body parts, might not just fly with every person, so one needs to tread carefully. Unless a couple has an explicit understanding that the very filthy words are ok, or even if one person likes humiliation or nasty insults, its best to avoid really hardcore slang.
Language is a powerful thing. The right word at the right time can send someone over the edge to phenomenal orgasmic bliss. The wrong word could send a person right back down to zero. Forgetting someone’s name and calling them the wrong one is not a good idea either!