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Is Bigger Better?: The Best Celebrity Breast Implants

Thursday, November 4th, 2010

Hollywood has always been built on smoke an mirrors – it’s a land where illusion is greater than reality and bigger is always better. Case in point: celebrity breasts. Since the advent of breast implants, breast size has shot through the roof in Hollywood, with breast implants being as prevalent as fake tans since the early 2000′s. Take an organization like World Wrestling Entertainment for example – over 95% of the women in wrestling have breast implants, and it’s now considered a requirement for the job. So let’s take a look at some of the biggest celebrities with boob jobs, in ascending order of breast size.

Victoria Beckham

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One half of the hottest celebrity couple in the UK, Victoria Beckham has been known to deny that she has fake tits. Her implants tell another story however – while not huge in size, their perfectly round shape make Beck’s breasts undeniably fake. Really, Victoria should sue whoever did this to her – it looks as if she’s has a couple of baseballs sewn under her skin – as she has one of the worst boobs jobs in Hollywood.

Christina Aguilera

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Aguilera’s breasts grew somewhere between her Genie in a Bottle phase, and her transformation to dirty denizen of pop sluthood. While she suffers from serious clown-face (a medical condition that makes whores look a lot like Ronald McDonald) these days, her tits still look just right. We give Christina a thumbs up for choosing the perfect size and shape for her girls – maybe she’ll consider a career in porn next?

Pamela Anderson

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At one time, Pamela Anderson was Hollywood’s preeminent sex symbol. Multiple appearances in Playboy, a sex tape, and the revelation that she has Hep-C later, and she’s just another celebrity is huge tits. She’ll be remembered as an innovator however, as her popularity ushered in a wave of women who got boob jobs to complete.

Heidi Montag

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Heidi Montag is the modern prototype of success in Hollywood. Montag built her star on reality television, and now that her status has declined has turned to plastic surgery for attention. And what a Frankensteinian transformation! Heidi opted to go way too big in every respect, effectively ruining her body and transforming herself into an alien posing as a plastic fuck doll. While Christina Aguilera is a good role model for girls who want breast implants, Montag should be everyone’s warning.

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Fashion Secrets: A List Of The Sexiest Female Accessories

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

Women are mysterious creatures. This is one of the reasons that female sex appeal dominates the advertising industry – men want to see behind the unknowable veneer that the sexiest women know how to project. However, if you’re looking for cracks in that veneer, look no further than a woman’s purse. A purse is like the Holy Grail – trade secrets abound, even things that you wouldn’t expect. So let’s take a look at the sexiest accessories a woman can carry and what those accessories mean.

Red Lipstick: Red is the color of lust – people with red cars get into more accidents, people who wear red clothing get into more fights. There’s something of passion in red, and hot red lipstick is designed to attract you to a woman’s lips. So, whether you’re picturing your lady giving you a blow job or simply undoing your pants with her teeth, beware this trade secret!

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Panties: If a woman is carries a pair of panties in her purse, that generally means she isn’t wearing any! While we love thongs and g-strings as much as the next guy, there’s nothing like a girl who forgoes panties altogether, and lets you know about it by carrying her pair in her purse. This is a clear sign that a girl wants to be fucked – so what are waiting for! Get over there and bust a move.

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Gum: It’s a fact that nearly all men have an oral fixation. Chewing gum has no purpose – there are mints to freshen your breath, there’s food to eat – and women keep their jaws moving for one reason. Exercise so they can suck your cock. Don’t forget that when she’s going down on you later!

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A Gun: Undoubtedly the sexiest accessory a woman can carry in her purse. Guns are nearly unnecessary these days since the invention of pepper spray and mace, but dangerous women have dangerous habits. Make sure your girl isn’t a spy before you climb into bed with her (after all, she may leave you tied up) – however dating a girl with a gun is all it’s cracked up to be. A tactile experience that’s bound to get a little wild!

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The Most Fuckable Extra Terrestrials

Wednesday, November 3rd, 2010

I’m not going to lie, I’ve always been a closet treky. I love everything about sci-fi and I’m finally ready to admit it. I’m even part of a club dedicated to enjoying everything about Star Trek, Star Wars, and anything else that is incredibly nerdy.

Now, I know most of you are thinking that I’m totally lame for being into all of this nerdy shit, but let me tell you, there are some pretty hot chicks on these shows and in these books that are completely fuckable.

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Connie Conehead from The Coneheads: Sure, she has a huge head, but her face is pretty hot. And if you don’t like the head, you could always put an extra large garbage bag on top of it.

Evie from Out of This World: Remember this hot half alien? I always fantasized about fucking her when she was on the show. But now she’s even older and hotter. Maybe she could freeze time mid-fuck by putting her two fingers together.

LEELOO from The Fifth Element: She’s dumber than a brick, but she’s really hot and lives up to her “perfect being” reputation.

Seven of Nine from Star Trek Voyager: The bedazzled catsuit that she struts around in as the Borg refugee who joined the crew of the Starship Voyager gave me an instant boner every time I would see her.

Starbuck from Battlestar Galactica: This bad ass would be perfect in the bedroom because you know she would be prepared with her whips and chains. Bring it on!

Celeste Martin from My Stepmother in An Alien: This sexy stepmom was the fantasy of all of my wet dreams from 1988 until present day.

Sil from Species: A woman created with DNA codes from outer space who loves to be naked and really likes sex; it can’t get much better than that. However, there is one downfall, what if she is prone to killing her mate afterwards? Well, that’s a sacrifice I would probably be willing to take.

After you’ve read this I’m sure there will be a lot of you that will take an interest in Sci-fi because it’s not just about outer space and de-coding, it’s also about hot chicks in sleek spacesuits that are not only eye candy, but great fantasies for your dreams and when you’re jacking off of course. I’m sure there is also some space alien porn out there that you could get into as well.

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Porn Star’s Wine Passion

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

There has always been a certain stigma attached to sex and alcohol. It lowers our inhibitions, therefore allows us to become more sexually open and explore sexual desires we would never otherwise explore.

A lot of porn stars have said that a glass of wine or a shot of whiskey before they are called to go on set really calms the nerves and puts them at ease before they have to strip down naked and fuck some dude that they’ve never even met before in front of a camera crew. If that was me, I would be drinking the whole bottle of whisky before doing that!

For one particular porn star, drinking and sex is more than just something to lower inhibitions. It’s about creating a flavor that is enjoyable and tasty.

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We all know that the world of wine making has attracted celebrities of all sorts who want to try their hands at producing a world renowned taste, but porn star Savanna Samson has taken it too a different level then slapping her name on some cheesy chardonnay.

Her italian red wine has received a score of 90 to 91 out of 100 by wine guru Robert Parker. And apparently in the world of wine, that’s pretty impressive.

You’re probably wondering how a blonde bimbo could know so much about wine. Apparently her sex appeal is not only good for making porn, it has helped her convince Italy’s Roberto Cipresso, a world renowned respected wine maker, to join the project with her.

Samson said she knew she wanted Roberto to make her wine because she, “just loves his passion.”

So, she went to Tuscany and tasted dozens of Cipresso’s Italian grown varieties, then selected a mix of 70 % Cesanese, 20% Sangiovese and 10% Montepulciano.

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The result: a 2004 vintage package under the name Savanna and a label showing her in a see through gown.

Savanna proves that porn stars can be classy, all the while still being slutty. Im sure Samson has opened a whole new realm of opportunity for porn stars all over the world and, not to mention, a better reputation.

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A Case Of The ‘Slut Face’

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

Sometimes, it’s not just about looking good. Our expressions, as much as we’d like to think otherwise, can often serve as good indications to whether or not we are attractive in the eyes of others. Take the popular ‘slut face’, for example. The ever-so-subtle blank yet determined look that both confuses and attracts the opposite sex.

There’s something to be said about girls with ‘slut faces’. One look at them and you’ll start to wonder whether, if pressed, she’d just walk straight over you and go about her way. After all, that’s the type of attitude they’re portraying, one that is both empty and aggressive. A case of no apologies. However, one must wonder: is the ‘slut face’ something that could actually determine one’s sexual activity?

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If you ask me, regardless of the way someone dresses, or what facial expressions they give off, nothing is set in stone – therefore, it’s impossible to really know how many sexual partners one has solely based on those factors. And while it could certainly give off a few indicatives, it is certainly not a dead giveaway.

Next time you come across a woman with a case of the “slut face”, consider the fact that perhaps she’s just using her outer shell as a means of protection. Who knows, maybe despite her slutty appearance, she’s a wholesome librarian with good values and a modest sex life. But then again, she could be a man eating whore whose into free porn. Like they say, don’t judge a book by its cover.

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A Lesson In Jimmy Hats

Monday, November 1st, 2010

With so many different condom brands to chose from, how do you go about picking the right one? While going for the old standard might sound easier, you’ll also run the risk of missing out on sex that could give you double, even triple the amount of pleasure. As an attempt to make your next shopping trip that much easier, we have compiled a list of how to go about selecting your next ‘party hat’.

1. Pick Your Brand – Latex is no longer the be-all material for condoms. For those who only buy the very best, consider switching to those made of Microsheer. Made from a medical polyurethane, these luxury condoms are capable of transmitting body heat, are nonallergenic and have absolutely no taste or smell – now there’s a condom I can stand behind. Alternatively, you can also opt for one made of Tactylon. Also nonallergenic and easily stretchable (score!), the only setback lies in its steeper price point. For those on a budget, a ribbed or studded latex alternative will give you the orgasm boost minus the price.

2. Keep Them Handy – Too many men are guilty of leaving a big ol’ stash of condoms right by their beds. And while there’s nothing wrong with using protection, your date will be sure to wonder why on earth you need so many. Consider keeping them stashed in a small toiletry bag. This way, you won’t run the risk of having your date – or mom – find them next time.

3. Timing Is Everything – Now that you know what to aim for when purchasing a condom, it’s time to put that thing on. While I’m sure most of you don’t need a step-by-step set of interactions to do this, understanding that timing is everything is an absolute must. Even a half a second pause is enough to throw the whole plan out of line. If necessary, have your partner give you quick lap dance so that you don’t miss a beat. You don’t want to resort to free porn.

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Benz: A Name For All Professions?

Monday, November 1st, 2010

Julie Benz caught her big break when Dexter, a Showtime television series, hooked North American television audiences with its unique breed of sex, sun and murder. Benz however, considered a legitimate actress, caught our eye not only for her standout performances, but for her name as well. It seems that in today’s film industry there are many more Benz’s in Internet porn films than legitimate productions, and while Julie Benz is working in Hollywood rather than Silicon Valley, it seems she may be capitalizing off of the success of her well chosen name.

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The line between whore and heroine is paper thin in the 21st century. Take the similarities between Julie and porn star Nikki Benz – both are fake blondes, have breast implants, and appear naked on film. Nikki is considered unmarketable in a mainstream sense because she explicitly takes dick in her pussy while Julie rides Michael C. Hall covertly. We ask however: aren’t both women essentially doing the same thing? These two little whores sell their bodies for money, no different than other porn stars such as Bethany Benz or Krystal Benz.

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When Julie Benz registered a name designed to remind viewers of sex, she knew exactly what she was doing. Benz has been successful too, marketing herself in same way as the porn industry markets their biggest stars. Going back further, the use of the name Benz in porn is clearly lifted from the European automotive manufacturer Mercedes, a cleaver pun on the sexy curves their cars are known for portraying. So how come no one else has caught on to what’s happening here? Perhaps we’re blinded by misleading moral values – after all, we all get fucked or do the fucking in one sense or another. It just depends on when and where – and it seems Julie Benz is a master of timing.

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How To Spot A Sexpot

Friday, October 29th, 2010

At some point or another, we’ve all had the pleasure of sleeping with a woman who rocked our world. You know, like the girls featured in our favorite free porn sites. These ladies have the power to tackle us down and leave us feeling slightly violated (though the look on our faces indicates otherwise). But how do you go about finding a women who will do a lot more than just lie there? Below we highlight some of the best ways of finding out whether or not a girl has the potential to blow your socks off.

She Walks The Walk – Believe it or not but researches from West Scotland were actually able to pick out women who could achieve an orgasm through intercourse – by simply analyzing their walk. According to them, women who are more prone to climaxing through vaginal sex take longer steps and tend to rotate their hips more often than their counterparts. It seems as though the more confident a woman is, the more she will ‘walk the walk’, and achieve orgasms.

She Can Carry Out A Conversation – While sex in itself doesn’t require any sort of verbal communication per se (with the exception of a few exclamations every now and then), it is one of the most crucial aspects in ensuring a solid connection in the bedroom. When it comes to conversation, the more similar you are to your partner, the better things will be in bed.

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She Can Focus – Despite most women claiming that size doesn’t matter, an Australian survey found that 34% of them believe that a bigger penis helps when trying to achieve and orgasm through intercourse. At the same time, two thirds of women stated not having a preference. With that, researchers concluded that perhaps one of the most indicative factors in reaching an orgasm lies in the ability to focus on the act itself. Women that tend to get distracted mid-sex are less likely to reach an orgasm by not paying attention to their vaginal sensations.

She’s Around 30 – If you weren’t into older women before, perhaps this will change your mind. Many studies have shown that women who are closer to 30 are nearing their sexual peaks. Due to both life experiences and hormonal factors, older women know exactly what they want, and when they want it. If you’re tired of dealing with finicky young girls, consider a more experienced alternative.

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What Cosmopolitan Never Told You

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Admit it. Everytime you’re in line at the grocery store, you can’t help but take a quick peek at the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine. After all, what guy can ignore the words “Shocking Things Women Do In Bed” placed next to a smoking hot model? Now, before being tempted enough to actually buy a copy, know that ‘Cosmo’ is not always right. In fact, they are often guilty of concealing some important factors when declaring they can teach you how to have ‘the best sex ever”. Below, we list some of the things that Cosmo never told you:

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1. Sex Toys – Dildos and vibrators, butt plugs and handcuffs; these are a few of Cosmopolitans favorite things. And while they love nothing more than to push their readers into buying as many sex toys as possible, what happens when you have a couple of curious children? Sure, a carefully stashed vibrator may go by unsuspected, but leave your sex paraphernalia lying around the house and you’ll wind up scarring your children for life.

2. Sex & Food – While I would never say no to champagne and strawberries, there comes a point where having food in the bedroom becomes a problem. Have you ever tried to mix honey and pubic hair? I wouldn’t recommend it. Not only will your bed sheets get incredibly filthy (and not in a good way) but you’ll risk ending up in the hospital when you find out your vag is lactose-intolerant.

3. Sexting – Sending a couple of racy text messages to your significant-other can be a lot of fun. What’s not fun, is when a magazine places so much importance in sexting that your girlfriend becomes obsessed with it. So much so, in fact, that you quickly run out of replies and start to dream of the days where you actually had real-life sex.

4. Bondage – I’d be lying if I said that a little rope action will do nothing for your sex life. When free porn is no longer sufficient, some good old fashioned bondage can do wonders. On the other hand, scaring the living hell out of your boyfriend with handcuffs and ropes in tow is not exactly sexy. Refrain from taking Cosmo’s articles too literally.

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5. Outdoor Sex – By now, we all know that Cosmopolitan loves nothing more than to promote an exiting and liberating sex life. And what better way to do that then by romping outdoors? But what may start off as thrilling may end up with you and your significant-other in the back of a cop car. Just something to keep in mind.

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Top 5 Lines No Man Wants To Hear

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

When it comes to dating, there are certain things that no man wants to hear. Ever. In order to keep from being totally and utterly humiliated, or just ticked off, read on for a list of the worst things that could be said to a man. Knowing them could certainly save you some face.

1. “I Only Drink Champagne” – We’ve all been there. You finally build the guts to ask that beautiful – and out-of-your-league – girl out on a date. Upon asking her what she would like to drink, she throws a bomb by claiming to only drink champagne. Great, there goes another $100. Let’s just hope you don’t end up watching free porn at the end of the night.

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2. ‘”Do Something!” – There is no appropriate time to hear those two dreaded words used in sequence. Needless to say, if you hear it mid sex, know that you need to work on your performance, and fast. In all other instances, consider your primal instincts. Men should be protective and “do things”, so start doing them before you look like a pussy.

3. “That’s Not The Right Hole’ – Whether you “casually” forgot about her distaste for anal sex or simply can’t tell the difference between the later and standard intercourse, getting a ‘that’s not the right hole” usually means your partner is already ticked off. Good luck with that.

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4. “Your Card Has Been Denied” – There is nothing more embarrassing that having a cashier suddenly announce to everyone (and their mothers) that your card has been denied. Bonus points if this happens while you’re with that girl that only drinks champagne. How grand that would be.

5. “Did You Just Fart?” – If you’re out in public, you can at least pretend as if it was someone else. However, if after prepping your bedroom for a night of wild sex – wine, candles and all – you decided to let one out, you might as well just send her home. Try not to eat so much rubbish next time, champ.

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