You’ve heard about them. You’ve seen them in your regular repertoire of free porn. And as much as you don’t like to admit it, you’d like to try one out someday. I’m talking about cock rings, and it seems as though they are more popular than ever. But what exactly attracts a man to the concept of having a metal ring around their penis? Well, not only will it provide you with a much stiffer erection, but it also feels incredibly good. In fact, in honor of this article I will wear mine as a type, just for some added authenticity. Read on for a list of fascinating tidbits on the kinkiest rings on the market.
1. The Basics – Regardless of what it’s made of (metal, silicone, leather, gold etc.) a cock ring basically consists of a circle measuring approximately 1/4 of an inch. They work by squeezing the shaft of the penis, providing your member with a grip that gives your erection a much welcomed boost. It also provides its users with increased stimulation. A win-win situation all around.
2. Price & Availability - Considering the current state of the economy, purchasing a sex toy is probably the last thing on your mind. However, at only $2 to $3 bucks a pop, why the hell not? And if you don’t have access to a sex shop, your local Home Depot is bound to have a suitable alternative. Just make sure that it has rounded edges and that it’s between 2 to 1 3/4 inches in diameter. You don’t want to risk having to go to the emergency room because you improvised cock ring refuses to come off.
3. How To Use – Now that you’ve braved Home Depot and received digusted looks from the cashier, it’s time to put your cock ring to the test. One of the most important things to remember is to put it on before you’re fully erect. You don’t want to run the risk of hurting yourself before all the fun begins. Now, here’s where the fun begins: pop one testicle in at a time until the ring is fully secured around your shaft. You’ll know you’ve accomplished the deed when you feel pressure around your member, which will subsequently lead to an impressive erection. You can now have sex, or resort to porn – whatever strikes your fancy.