Archive for the ‘Sex And Society’ Category

Caffeinated Loving: Porn Shunga Art As An Energy Drink

Friday, December 17th, 2010

Shunga is all about porn. Actually, when it comes down to it, Shunga means “Image of Spring” in Japanese, but essentially they are those highly erotic paintings that were made from the 16th to 18th centuries.

Okay, they might now be called erotica compared to some of the shit that we see in free porn, but they could actually get pretty explicit.

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So, just like Karma Sutra love oils, it was only a matter of time before they found a way to exploit this beautiful Japanese art into exotic products.

Shunga is a Canadian company who produces aphrodisiac oils, edible body powders, oils and creams for erotic massages, love enticing balm products, lube, and of course now, energy drinks!

Shunga has announced the creation of both a male and female sex drink, both which contain very different herbal extracts to enhance libido. Both drinks promise a whole lot, if you know what I mean. More than I thought any .75 ounce drink could ever do!

The woman’s version is supposed to increase sensitivity of the sexual region and strengthening of the vaginal wall, stimulate the central nervous system, control regulation of hormonal production and help to remove your inhibitions (nothing a little Tequila could’t do). So, basically, it makes you wild, tingly, full of hormones and strengthens your vaginal walls. Sounds like a magical drink to me!

The men’s version is supposed to help with erectile rigidity, give you a porn star style orgasm, improve hormonal levels and boost your sexual desire.

Now, you’re probably wondering if this shit even works? Well I’m going to tell you the honest truth, it doesn’t work very well, unfortunately.

A friend of mine tried out the women’s one and followed the directions on the bottle. Actually, she even double dosed herself and it had NO effect. As for me, I did as the directions said, and sadly I didn’t become a sex superhero. I told my lady friend that we should try it out and have sex with each other, but she wasn’t down for it, unfortunately.

As for the taste, don’t try it by itself. Mix it in with something else and it can be pretty tasty. As for the look, it comes in a little glass bottle and is labelled with some fancy traditional shunga art. It’s great to look at and tastes pretty good, but ultimately doesn’t work like it should.

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Sex In Video Games

Wednesday, December 15th, 2010

Dec. 14 - Sex In Video GamesIt’s no news that sex and video games are now walking hand in hand. After all, what better way to attract young – and old – men then by combining gaming and sex in one lovely package?It eventually even leave free porn hanging on for dear life.

However, adding sex to play is no easy feat for video game developers. Often faced with the challenge of keeping things ‘kid-friendly’, many production companies now find themselves hovering over a thin line of appropriateness. Below, we’ll cover some of the titles that managed to pull this off. Though not entirely politically correct, the following games have set the tone of what’s to come in the future of sex in video games.

1. Bayonetta – This action game features everything men love about women – minus the actual sex. However, it’s the games ability to be incredibly sexual without showcasing sex that makes it so appealing. Focused around a sinfully attractive witch with a thirst for blood and revenge, Bayonetta fits the bill of ‘sexy’ in more ways that one. If anything, her skin tight black latex suit and killer ass should be enough to keep you entertained.

2. Fallout: New Vegas – If what you want is full-on sexual content, then look no further than Fallout: New Vegas. Allowing you to do everything from stealing a man’s spouse to seducing strangers, the focal point is even more lewd – trying to lure mutants and humans into prostitution. Call it sci-fi pimping if you will, but Fallout is the closest you’ll ever get to having sex with a robot.

3. Mass Effect 2 – Taking place on a spaceship and satisfying every sci-fi aficionado, one of the best parts of the game involves a sex scene between the captain and his fellow partner. And for those who enjoy a bit of sexual gruesomeness, Samara – an asari Justicar – actually kills her victims by incinerating their insides through intercourse. Let’s just be glad that doesn’t happen in real life.

4. Heavy Rain – This interactive fictional game manages to cross the line by featuring a insinuative rape scene where you can undo the victims bra, forcefully kiss her and even change sexual positions. While I don’t exactly agree to such drastic measures, this depiction is a perfect example of how sex can impact the world of video games. Even in poor light.

The Do’s and Don’ts Of Foreplay

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

There are too many men out there who slip up during foreplay. They either don’t know what to do and lack the skills needed, or they think that they know too much and go way over the top. When it comes to foreplay, it has to be done right because not all women are wet and ready like those actresses you see on free porn. So take a look at the mistakes below and take notes on the tips because you don’t want to fuck this up!

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Mistake # 1-Foregoing The Kiss

You should try to prolong the kissing instead of going straight for the main event. However, it doesn’t have to be the usual lip locking. Women love it when their men kiss them all over from their neck to their shoulders.

Mistake # 2-Paying Too Much Attention To Her Tits

Women are often uncomfortable when men pay too much attention to their bosoms. Of course they love the attention, but they still prefer that their partners pay attention to other details on their body.

Mistake # 3-Hurrying Through Foreplay

This is a huge no-no! Foreplay should be done in the smoothest and most comfortable manner possible. Women love it when their men spend time exploring every sensitive spot on their body. You shouldn’t go towards her inner thigh if she’s not full prepared for it. It can be really unpleasant for women if they aren’t totally ready for vaginal sex. And you don’t want to ruin the mood because then you wont get any.

Tip # 1-Take Pleasure on Foreplay

You must be able to have fun during foreplay in order to be good at it. Women can actually tell when we’re not in the mood for foreplay, even if there is bits of action like oral sex going on beforehand

Tip # 2: Open Communication

If you don’t know what to do, don’t try and mimic what you see on porn. Just ask her. And be ready to give her anything that she asks of you!

Tip # 3-Dirty Talk

Most guys don’t understand how effective dirty talk can actually be during foreplay. You probably don’t know this, but a women can get highly aroused even with just words.

Tip # 4-Be Smooth

Try and let the whole act blend together smoothly and end in some great fucking. Think about it this way, you wouldn’t want to skip the appetizer and just head straight for the main course, right? And who can forget dessert? Not me! That’s why you want to have some great foreplay so the whole entire act will pan out the way you want it too.

Sex At Work: Is it Good Or Bad?

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Dec 10 orgasm.com1It’s not just free porn that often depicts a sexy scenario where two co-workers can’t keep their hands off each other and are doing it in every crevice of the office. Research shows that a large proportion of workers in real life are having sexual relations with colleagues, but more often that not, the outcome of sex at work poses a lot more problems and drama compared to a satisfying cum shot and no strings attached sex, like we see in porn.

Workers will always be worrying about the danger of exploitation, but according to Peter Handel at Carnegie Training, the real problem is when one person has power over another.

Handel trains personnel departments in 75 countries on how to deal with such a sensitive and difficult subject.

He says there are two main issues, “how can one be sure that the relationship is consensual, without any subtle or direct coercion, and is there a conflict of interest.”

A lot of companies have strict rules when it comes to the freedom of fucking at work. Some companies impose bans and Handel says that it’s because the relationships could interfere with the smooth running of an organization.

“If a coworker is sleeping with the boss, how do you know if that person is not getting better pay and better assignments?”

Six out of 10 colleagues are involved with each other in an intimate relationship and research shows that it is often women having affairs with more senior men.

“Men go for youth and beauty. Women are attracted by the aphrodisiac of power, the earning ability and someone able to look after children,” he says.

The reason why sexual relations in the workplace poses such a problem is because the line of flirtation and harassment is very fine.

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You are really putting things on the line by becoming involved with someone at work, especially if they’re in a higher or lower position of power because if something did end badly, your job or their job, could be on the line.

I guess what you have to do before becoming involved is weigh out the pros and cons and decide if it would be worth it in the end.

But lets be honest, there’s nothing hotter than an office romance and having sex in the photocopy room.

Unconventional Libido Boosters

Monday, December 13th, 2010

Despite loving the holiday season for getting us out of the office and into the party mood, it can often be hard to lead an active sex life between all the shopping and family gatherings. Come to think of it, stress and fatigue are often one the biggest reasons behind a lack of libido.

When free porn not longer does the trick, we sometimes have to resort to some less-than-traditional alternatives for getting “in the mood”. Not only will these be enough to get you over the holiday sex slump, but it will keep your love life interesting for the new year.

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1. Work On Household Chores – According to a recent study, the more you engage in household activities, the more likely you are to crave sex. And while there’s nothing particularly sexy about vacuuming, the more elbow grease you use, the wilder your sex session will be.

2. Eat Ginger – Whether you opt for a Starbucks gingerbread latte or resort to stealing one your niece’s gingerbread men, this root is known to aid in increasing blood flow. Next time you run out of Viagra, do what Madame du Barry did to seduce King Louis XV and take serve your partner some ginger. It’s also yet another reason to enjoy sushi.

3. Use Special Lube – For those times where average lube is simply not enough, consider a special blend like the Zestra Feminine Arousal Fluid or the newly released KY Intense Arousal Gel For Her. Infused with ingredients such as primrose oil, botanical agents and niacin, these special lubes promise to increase sensitivity and add a boost to your blood circulation.

4. Wear Red – It’s no coincidence that a woman dressed in red tends to turn heads more than her counterparts. In fact, a recent study from the Journal of Personality and Social Psychology determined that women not only attract more men by wearing red, but also get turned on in the process. For maximum impact, get yourself some red boxers to match.

5. Pump Gas – No, you’re not exactly try to mimic something out of a cheesy porn film. According to recent British study, the smell of gas is actually capable of turning women on. And the same applies to other peculiar smells; such as leather and paint.

The Weirdest Sex Stories Of 2010

Sunday, December 12th, 2010

Given that the new year is just around the corner, thinking back on this year’s abundance of sex scandals brought a smirk to my face. After all, one thing is for sure – as “advanced” as our society may be, we’re still nothing but a bunch of horny folk. Has the free porn boom taught you nothing? Below, we’ll highlight some of the most bizarre sex stories of 2010. Whether they inspire or appall you, they’ll be sure to give you a good laugh nonetheless.

1. Free Room For Sex Tape – As we’ve mentioned on a previous article, Berth Bilton Jr. – son of Swedish porn mogul Berth Milton Sr. – is planning to open the first chain of ‘sex hotels’ where couples stay for free under one condition: they must be ok with being filmed having sex. While it’s not for everyone, it’s certainly something.

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2. Horny Break In – After breaking into a house, setting up a tripod, and filming themselves having sex, a couple from Elma, Washigton was caught red-handed by a friendly neighbor. In a fit of panic, they ran way – leaving the tripod, camera and film behind for all to enjoy.

3. The Ultimate Bestiality Punishment – A young man from the village of Yeh Mbang in Indonesia gave into his bestiality tendencies by having sex with a cow. After getting caught, villagers punished him by forcing him to marry the very object of his desire. However, the ceremony ended with the drowning of the animal and a simulated drowning of the man – as a means of ‘cleansing’ his body from his bestiality offence.

4. Drastic Measures – As a means of putting a stop to her own daughter’s wedding, a deranged Russian woman called authorities and accused her of planning a terrorist attack on the very plane she was boarding to her wedding. After being escorted out of the plane and taken into interrogation, the call was eventually traced back to the soon-to-be bride’s mother, who admitted to having a distaste for Moroccans.

5. Bad Advice – After a therapist allegedly advised a man to cheat on his spouse, the couple decided to sue him on the grounds of pain and suffering. Never has the phrase “have your cake and eat it too” been so applicable.

Dating a Masturbator

Friday, December 10th, 2010

Whenever a new couple begins dating, there are all kinds of things yet to be discovered. What kind of sex you each like will sooner or later be on the agenda. A lot of people are just into garden variety fucking, but some have a specialty.

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What is it like to date a masturbator? Just about all men masturbate. For some it is a primary mode of sexual gratification. This is not to judge that orientation in any way. However, it may take some understanding and adjustment to make sure everyone is satisfied.

It may take a while for the real story to come out if a man is seriously into wanking. He may be performing great sex acts with the new girlfriend, saving his jacking off over pictures or his arsenal of sex toys for boys hidden, thinking his girlfriend wouldn’t understand. He may have trouble ejaculating inside of her, and she may wonder if she is lacking something. Hopefully, they will each share their real sexual interests with one another – before she finds the stacks of splooge-covered magazines in his closet.

Once the secret is out, there are lots of fun things the couple can do to incorporate his penchant for stroking into their sex life. Both of them may really get off on fucking her, then pulling out at the last moment to spray cum all over her tits. He may like the feeling of a hand on his cock in general, so a hand job from her might be what he craves. The couple may enjoy sweet foreplay and licking before lying back and watching each other get themselves off. The image of her rubbing her clit might fuel his masturbating for another time. They both might love it when he flips her over and strokes off on her while her ass is high in the air. She may find out his most prevalent fantasies and talk dirty to him while he brings himself to the brink.

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So, what to do with a masturbator? A woman should do with him what she would do with any new partner—Take time to find out likes and dislikes. Together, a couple can figure out how much fucking, sucking, and erotic alone time is needed by each.

The Most Oscar Worthy Sex Scenes of 2010

Friday, December 10th, 2010

If you’re feeling horny and want to masturbate to a really hot sex scene, all you have to do is hop online and watch some free porn. But sometimes, porn just doesn’t do the trick. Once in a while we want to see something with more quality and with more important people. That’s where feature films come in. In most R-rated films nowadays a sex scene is mandatory.

It’s quite unfortunate that the Oscars don’t give out an award for the most important scene in the movie-when the actors GET IT ON! Well, that’s where I come in. Here are the most Oscar worthy sex scenes of 2010:

Best Girl on Girl Sex Scene: “Black Swan”
After a night of intense partying, Natalie Portman’s character gets into it with her sexy frenemy played by Mila Kunis. What goes down is some girl on girl oral action.

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Best Fake Sex Scene: “Easy A”
Emma Stone’s character helps out a friend by pretending to take his virginity and performs some of the best fake sex sounds since “When Harry Met Sally.”

Funniest Sex Scene: “MacGruber”
Will Forte and Kristen Wiig start out by having some classy 80′s style sex, but then is takes a turn for the incredibly awkward.

Best Scene Where Sex Was In The Air, But Didn’t Happen: “Twilight:Eclipse”
So much build up for the inevitable sex scene that happens in the upcoming “Breaking Down.” Just fuck already!

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Best Guy on Girl Oral Sex Scene: “Blue Valentine”
Ryan Gosling goes down on Michelle Williams in what is probably one of the most intimate sex scenes I’ve ever seen in movie that isn’t porn!

Best Quickie Sex Scene: “Love and Other Drugs”
Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway do a lot of fucking in this flick, and they can’t even make it to bed for their first sexual encounter.

Best Outdoor Sex Scene: “Tiny Furniture”
A recent college grad gets boned from behind by her hipster douche bag coworker in the middle of an empty lot in Brooklyn.

Most Awkward Sex Scene: “Greenberg”
The much older Ben Stiller seduces the naive Greta Gerwig in a sex scene that is awkward and quick.

Most Disturbing Sex Scene: “Splice”
Adrien Brody has nasty sex on the floor with the sexy Frankenstein monster he partly fathered.

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Serving Hasty Pudding

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

If you’re like most guys, you’ll know that premature ejaculation is no laughing matter. If fact it’s a lot more common that you might think. Despite the never ending boners we see in free porn, real life paints a far more depressing picture. While some may think that an orgasm is an orgasm – regardless of when it comes – an anticipated one can ruin an otherwise welcomed night of hot sex. Because as we all know, it’s not just about getting off. If it was, we’d be ok with our porn stashes and free hands, thank you very much.

In order to better understand this condition, read on for a break down on premature ejaculation and tips on how you can go about preventing it.

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What Is Premature Ejaculation? – Premature ejaculation happens when a man is unable to carry out his climax during sex. The average time between penetration and ejaculation could go anywhere from one to fifteen minutes, there is no exact cut-off time. However, experts believe that if a man can’t contain his climax for more than five minutes, they are probably suffering from premature ejaculation.

How Can I Contain My Climax? – Unlike impotence – which can be easily cured through Viagra – premature ejaculation is not as easy to fix. In order to solve the issue, one must first determine what the root of the problem is (which could be anything from physical to psychological factors). You can then consider your treatment options, which could range anywhere from couples counseling, to therapy and even Priligy tablets.

How Does Priligy Work? – By taking Priligy thirty minutes before getting down and dirty, you can interrupt your body’s unnatural response to ejaculate upon erection. This can provide sufferers of premature ejaculation with an increased performance of up to 200%, so don’t give up hope just yet.

What Now? – For those who want to enjoy the pleasures of having sex for longer than ten minutes, consider seeing a doctor right away. Much like Viagra, men can order Priligy online, which will prevent you from having to face any embarrassing moments. After all, who wants to stroll into their friendly neighborhood pharmacy to pick up premature ejaculation pills? With so may different outlets offering a safe and secure ordering process, purchasing the key to your sexual problems has never been easier.

Sex Lingo For A New Generation

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

In this modern age of social networking, Twitter and free porn today’s generation is quickly making us all feel ancient by using some lingo that we are completely oblivious to. Words like ‘bankability’, and ‘carpe datum’ may sound familiar, but they have taken on an entirely new meaning. At the risk of sounding like an old man, I have developed a list of some of the most recent sex terms used by our youth. Knowing them will be sure to score you a few points with the kids – or just make you look a lot hipper.

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Dance Floor Erection (or DFE) – Given the popularity of reggaeton, dancing is not quite what it used to be. In fact, modern age dancefloors look more like dry humping zones than anything else. Because of that, a couple of smart kids decided to come up with a name for a common problem whle ‘in da club’ – dance floor erection.

“Don’t stand too close to Johnny, he has a DFE”

Half-Night Stand – The shorter version of the classic one-night-stand, this one involves leaving your fling before they even wake up. A classy move everyone should try at least once.

“Morning! I just got got back from a half-night-stand, that slob wouldn’t stop snoring”

House Booty – A popular terms amongst scholars, a house booty stands for having sex with someone within your circle of friends (same dorm, class or major).

“I finally managed to score some house booty last night”

Hungry Mungry – A term used for those who love nothing more than to perform oral sex (aka. cunningligus).

“That Johnny is one hungry hungry!”

Sexpel – This term involves kicking someone out of a dorm of frat house for engaging in sexual relations in a shared room.

” That’s it, one more orgasm and he’s getting sexpelled.”

Stride Of Pride – A reference to the walk home after a night of sex. More commonly known as a “walk of shame”, this one consists of walking tall and proud.

“I decided to stop by Starbucks during my stride of pride.”

What Would Grandma Say? (WWGS) – A term used to make young adults think about their actions with some added concern. After all, there’s no better way to knock sense into people’s heads than by bringing up their grandmothers.

“Are you sure you want to sleep with her Johnny? What would grandma say?”