If pornography has taught us anything it’s that women love it when you shoot your load all over their face. This is called a facial and it’s a great way to get your splooge from sticking to the bed, or wherever you’re having sex. After you let loose your canon of white goo, the woman who receives it can daintily wipe it off with a tissue, and you can go watch football while she cleans the house and bakes you a pot roast. Not! Sidenote – we should really bring back that expression and perhaps “cowabunga”. Anyhoo, I’ll put my quest for the revival of 90s slang on hold and present to you the cold hard facts: Do women really like it when you cum on their face?
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Do Women Like A Good Facial?
Wednesday, January 25th, 2012Weekly Porn Star: Rachel Roxxx
Tuesday, January 24th, 2012Rachel Roxxx rocks. It had to be done. Sorry. Sometimes a pornstar falls into our laps and we think to ourselves, damn I’d really love to bang her. Okay, we think that about most pornstars. Actually, we’re thinking about getting down with a bunch of pornstars right now. In this particular scenario we’re poolside and - wait, let’s first introduce you to Rachel Roxxx and show you how she can suck a dick like it’s the Dick-Sucking World Series.
The Slutty Origins Of The Word Slut
Monday, January 23rd, 2012Slut is such a great word. We all use it; sometimes for good, sometimes for evil. If we think someone’s too promiscuous we’ll slap them with the SLUT label. Or, when we’re really into a girl and we think she wants it bad and we’re the only one that can give it her, she’s our little slut. In college there was this one girl, let’s call her Amelia, who would share my tiny dorm room bed with me on more than one occasion. Amelia was kinda nerdy but hot as fuck so I’d put up with her constantly telling me the etymology of words. Plus, she was flexible, which is key when you’re trying to fuck in single bed. In honor of my bookworm slut, I’d like to present to you the origins of the word slut.
Weekly porn star: Austin Kincaid
Wednesday, January 18th, 2012It’s that time of the week again…porn star time! This week we’re bringing you the hot girl from North Carolina Austin Kincaid. We can’t wait to show you this big busted pornstar and the wild things she loves to do. Hold onto your hats, because this Carolina cat is all about the cock.
Santorum celebration!
Wednesday, January 11th, 2012Today is a good day in the world of porn and in the world of democracy. After the Republican primaries in New Hampshire Rick Santorum has all but lost his bid to be the Republican presidential candidate.
Considering his curdled stance on all things fun and sexual in the world, this is indeed reason to celebrate. As some of our brilliant porn viewers might know, Santorum’s name has taken on a whole new meaning thanks to the love and sex advice guru Dan Savage.
The definition is as follows: “The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the bi-product of anal sex”. For legal reasons, we can’t show fecal matter, but we’ll be showing LOTS of anal sex today on orgasm.com!
Threesomes VS gangbangs
Tuesday, January 10th, 2012In the world of porn there are many different porn styles to chose from. There’s the hot MILFs, the solo performances, girl on girl action and multiple partners.
Does how many multiple partners make a difference in a porn viewers experience? Is two on one better than ten? Threesomes VS gangbangs are facing off today, in a bare knuckled fisting fight to the squishy sloppy seconds end. Come and see this massive match, if you dare!
Weekly porn star: Priya Rai
Monday, January 9th, 2012It’s that time of the week again…porn star loving is here! Today we’re giving up the love to mother India and her jewel of the porn realm Priya Rai. Read on good porn viewers and taste the exotic spices of Rai and her supple, goddess like body. You’ll be glad you did.
MILFs are mother fucking hot!
Friday, January 6th, 2012We at Orgasm.com have a great deal of respect for all of the mother out there. Our mothers are near and dear to our hearts and we would punch anyone in the face who so much as looked at them for too long.
That being said, anyone else’s mom is pretty much fair game. MILFs are very hot in demand in the world of porn. That’s why today, orgasm.com is giving up the love to sexy, nurturing MILFs. If you don’t believe us, just check out this porn video of Lisa Ann getting fucked in the ass by a young stud in her office. If that’s not enough evidence to overwhelm a judge, then they should be disbarred!
Happy New Year! From orgasm.com
Saturday, December 31st, 2011Happy New Year from orgasm.com! Oh the porn world have be so active this year and we’re glad we can take a moment to say good bye to 2011 and ring in the new year with love and free porn for all!
Weekly porn star: Dani Woodward
Tuesday, December 27th, 2011It’s that time of the week again folks! Grab your dicks and start your engines because we’ve got a free porn pictorial honoring the ginger firecracker Dani Woodward! Want to see what her pussy looks like up close? We’ve go that. Want to see her get down and dirty girl on girl style? We’ve got that too. Read on and see all the beauty of Dani Woodward.