First we told you about Octomom’s million-dollar offer to do porn and how she screwed it up by posing topless. Then, we told you about Octomom’s phone chat line. Now, it’s official. Nadya Suleman has begun filming on a solo porn shoot. She showed up at a San Fernando Valley mansion last week to start taping her masturbation porn. Directed by award-winning porn star and director Brad Armstrong, it looks like a lot of work is going into the filming.
Let us introduce you to Vicky Vette, one of the hottest MILFs in the biz and the head of the Vette Nation Army. Vicky is proof that good things come to those who wait…after all, she waited till she was 38 before ever entering the business. Instead, Vicky climbed the corporate ladder and worked as a housing contractor while leading a double life as a “raging swinger”. Yes, “raging swinger”. Just imagine how much swinging you have to do to get that title.
Uh oh. The morality police have been at it again. The War on Illegal Pornography (WOIP) group have apparently gotten their panties all in a twist about the discount website Groupon. You see, Groupon recently offered discounted tour coupons for the San Francisco Armory.
Some porn stars only do porn and are quickly forgotten. Bree Olson, on the other hand, is practically a household name these days. Of course, she wasn’t always that way. Bree was born in 1986 in Houston, Texas and grew up in Fort Wayne, Indiana. Hell, she even enrolled at Indiana University – Purdue University Fort Wayne briefly before deciding to become a porn star at age 19.
We all were there once. Squeezed into those tiny desks, we’d try desperately not to get hard at the site of our hot new history teacher. She’d just finished college and sometimes, when she reached for the top of the blackboard, we could see her panties. My favorite was these little white cotton panties with cherries on them that she had. While that was certainly the start of my love for teacher/student porn, it was only the beginning….
As I got older I realized that the teachers weren’t the only hot ones. In fact, schoolgirls could be even hotter. Their sexy little uniforms and the way their skirts are always just a little too short. Damn! It makes you just want to bend them over a desk and show them what they did wrong on their math quiz!
Butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high. Take a look. It’s in a book. It’s Reading Rainbow. I can do anything. Friends to know. Ways to grow. Reading Rainbow.
If there’s one thing I learned from my boy LeVar Burton, it’s that reading is good. It’s good for the soul, the mind and probably the body. So in honor of Geordi La Forge, who taught me to get my reading on when I was a kid, Orgasm.com brings you: The Classics With More Sex.
Batman, Superman, Spiderman, Wolverine, even that green bastard Hulk, they all had women. But the question is, do they have sex with them? Can they have sex with them? With all that fine pussy being thrown at them, how do they not get busy? Ponder this XXX conundrum with me after the jump.
A recent study conducted by Dr. Yu-Ken Suckit at the University of Yourmom in Dildo, NL claims that watching sex films can make you stupid. The more you watch, the dumber you get. In the double blind study, Dr. Suckit found that of the males he surveyed, a whopping 69% became illiterate after watching girl on girl clips. Read on and learn how you can prevent becoming an idiot through porn.
Fuck. What a great word. Here at Orgasm.com we’re all about it. Fuck! Fucking! Fucker! Fucked! We admire it all. However, most people don’t know where the word comes from. After the jump learn the origins of the F word.
“Nature, that’s why I come up here.” – Will Ferrell as Robert Goulet from Saturday Night Live circa November 2000.
Ah, the great outdoors! You smell the pine trees. You catch a fish from a singing stream. Streams can sing. Trust me. You hike through the wilderness, lucky if you can photograph a deer or some other animal you don’t get to see in the city. You see stars which is another thing you don’t get to see in the city. And after a long day of enjoying nature’s wonderful gifts, you can tell ghost stories by a roaring camp fire and watch some girl on girl action. Here’s Orgasm.com’s simple guide to sex in the woods. Get ready because after the jump, the forest’s never been this sexy.
