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Tits Needed

Saturday, January 1st, 2011

It’s a simple equation that if a human being begins to loose weight, in a healthy manner, they will loose fat. And breast tissue is fat. A woman begins to loose weight; she will loose some size in her boobs. If she is dieting and exercising correctly, she will see better proportion and good health. If she decides too loose too much weight, does not exercise, she will see sagging and stretch marks.

This is the bane of the modern Hollywood actress.

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Somewhere along the line the paradigm shifted from the voluptuous hourglass figure of a woman with wide hips and ample tits to skinny girls starving themselves to a danger point. Somewhere along the line dangerously skinny women were considered beautiful by Hollywood standards and actresses followed suit to the model of what they thought they must look like. Ignoring the fact that they were-are-putting their health in danger, these ladies continue to lose too much weight, lose their natural form, put themselves in jeopardy and counter the ravages of the new look-even if they were unaware they are doing so-through augmentation surgery, Botox shots, nips and tucks.

Buying ever-larger breast implants a woman can theoretically loose as much weight as she wants and still keep her bust line. In effect a cart-after-the-horse approach, a woman loses weight and her boob flesh fat but then hires a doctor to replace just specifics of what she lost! Not just porn performers and strippers but now the modern day actress, and the countless women influenced by her, has a cut stomach, no hips-certainly no round ass and two ice cream scoops for tits and a drawn face.

The modern day beauty is a self-made modern-day Frankenstein of unnaturally large boobs, hairless cunts, permanent make-up and even bleached assholes.

Human beings are the only animals who can alter their environment to suit their needs. In doing so many would argue we have done more harm then good to that environment. Now we have become the only animal that can alter our appearance to our specifications with a hubris that defies logic and one’s own health. Our own bodies will tell us when we have gone too far in our passions, when we eat too much we will gain weight, starve ourselves we take on the pallor and stick-and-bones appearance of the emaciated. But these days women or every social stratum can ignore the evidence of their eyes, buy body parts and pieces, or at least fantasize about doing so, to ignore the obvious risks they are taking to their health.

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Fake Tits

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

It’s sad, really, that so many women think that men like big breasts, to the point where they will prefer artificially big boobs you’d see in free porn over natural. You can compare the ratios of each on Orgasm.com’s big tits category page here. Certainly, there are quite a few men who are so obsessed with breast size where they don’t mind that a woman has undergone plastic surgery to increase her bust. But there are many more men, according to sex researchers and many other sex-perts who report that the many men who prefer bustier women do so only when those women have natural breasts and if they don’t, they’’d prefer smaller real ones over large artificial ones.

 

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Being A Porn Star – The Ins and Outs of the Adult Industry

Monday, December 27th, 2010

 

It is a common sexual fantasy of many people that being a porn star must be a wonderfully erotic and sexually-wild life. We look at the actors and actresses in porn films  and immediately imagine that what we see on our screens is what that actor or actress is like in reality, that their lives are nothing but fucking, sucking, fondling and licking in a constant barrage, with their days being filled with nothing but more partners for the parade of parts and activities with all kinds of hot ready and hygienically perfect specimens.

But the fact is that for the most porn stars, both men and women, the real allure of what they do is that they simply get paid quite a lot for appearing in their films and for being photographed in all kinds of sexual positions. Just check out this behind the scenes porn video from Digital Playground.

It really is just a job.

 

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Christmas Porn Parodies We’d Like to See

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

Free porn is awesome. Christmas is awesome. Combining them? Kick ass.

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The 12 Inches of Xmas
Not So Silent Night
Santa’s Naughty List
Jack Frost is Licking at My Hos

Deck the Balls (S&M)
How the Grinch Stole My Anal Virginity
I Say Mommy Swallowing Santa Claus
National Lampoontang’s XXX mas Vacation

Ebeneezer Splooge
The Clittle Hummer Boy
Santa’s Lap…dancers
Stranger in the Manger

Santa Claus is Cumming Too Loud
Mary Ain’t A Virgin No Mo’ (interracial porn)
Frosty the Ho Man
Pink Stocking Stuffers

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So, You Wanna Be a Male Pornstar?

Sunday, December 19th, 2010

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Becoming, indeed, being, a male porn star, is much more difficult than you might think. Many of you out there probably think it’s all about titty fucking and loose pussy. Not so, friends, not so. Here’s what you gotta consider if you’re thinking about becoming the next Ron Jeremy. (Note: there will NEVER be another Ron Jeremy.)

1. Ask yourself: do I really want to be a porn star? This is important. If you’re going to actually cut it as a porn dude, you have got a lot of fucking work to do – hard work, do you really want to do that work just to get into porn? What are mommy and daddy going to say?

2. Ask yourself: do you have stamina? You can not work on getting your stamina up to porn star levels, you just have to have it. Can you stay hard in a pussy for two hours? No?! Then move along, buddy.

3. Ask yourself: do you know a super hot girl who is willing to enter the porn biz with you? People hate male porn stars because they suck. The only way anyone is really going to pay attention to you at the beginning is if you waltz-fuck your way through the door with a smoking hot woman who is willing to perform with you, and only you. Ha! Good luck!

4. Ask yourself: is your penis fucking spectacular? Is your cock big and tall and smooth and sexy? Can it also shoot shocking amounts of cum? Do women actually like having sex with you (like, actually)? Are you a handsome, handsome, handsome devil? Because if you don’t have all of these qualities you should just forget your ridiculous porn dreams right now; competition out in pornland is fierce for the men these days.

If you’ve gotten to the end of this list and have said no to one through four, don’t feel too bad. The fantasy of the industry is much better than the reality – I promise.

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The Academy Awards Of Porn

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

Every year, porn starlets from far and wide descend upon Las Vegas for the AVN Awards, which is otherwise known as the Academy Awards of Porn.

What makes the porn awards different than the Oscars, other than the hardcore sex, the bad acting, and poor production, is that as it’s very difficult to get nominated for an Academy Award and it’s incredibly easy to get nominated for a porn award.

The nominations are in! And here’s a look at some of the top nominees of the year:

Best Feature: “Malice in Lalaland”
This “Alice in Wonderland” meets “Boogie Nights” flick is shot on 35 mm, not video. Producers call it “an adult movie with mainstream ambition.” Not too mention a scene where Ron Jeremy gets shot which wearing a track suit and a hot bunny girl on girl action scene.

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Best Parody-Comedy: “The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody”
This time around, the dude has a giant dick and this is his story: bowlers, dudes, porn lovers.

Best All Girl Group Sex Scene: “An Orgy of Exes”
I’m sure you can gather from the title what this one is about; the fantasy of a group of guys where all of their exes get together and have one great big lesbian orgy.

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Best 3D: “This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D”
Who wouldn’t want to see two people having sex in 3D, even if it’s between two blue people.

Crossover Star of the Year: Penny Flame
This award is for the performer who gets the most mainstream attention and this one goes to “Celebrity Rehab” star Penny Flame who left porn behind and got clean, enrolled in college and turned her life around.

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Male Performer of the Year: Prince Yahshua
This prince was tragically injured in a terrible reverse cowgirl attempt fone wrong and he actually broke his penis. This guy definitely deserves this award

A Porn Kings Plan: Free Hotel Room For Webcam Sex

Friday, December 3rd, 2010

01It’s no secret that we’re going through a recession people! So what if I said that you could receive a free hotel room in exchange for the right to broadcast you and your partner getting frisky on camera in the hotel room to paying customers over the internet. Would you be down?

For Berth Milton that is exactly what he is trying to do. He is currently fighting to maintain control of his company in order to roll out a franchise of as many 100 sex-themed five-star hotels around the world!

“The numbers are astonishing,” Milton said, calculating that a single hotel could generate $43.8 million a year in subscription fees from viewers that sick and tired of the quality of free porn and want to see something real.

In the 90′s, Milton had a porn visionary and shed out millions of dollars to stage xxx rated versions of popular movies like “Cleopatra” and “Gladiator” and travelled to exotic places to shoot them. However, the fortune’s he made has since faded as free porn has taken over and sapped the demand for DVDs.

Milton borrowed about $10 million from a company called Private Media and still hasn’t paid it back.

To try and make the money back he is pushing to licensed merchandise like sex toys, condoms, lube and energy drinks.

He also sees the potential for porn to tap into more of a mainstream outlet as societies strictures are loosening as a whole.

As for the hotels, he said he’s reached a few conclusions after doing his research at more than a dozen swingers’ clubs around Barcelona.

“It has to be a hotel for non swingers as well-not super explicit where everybody’s running around naked,” he said, “That takes the style and class out of it.”

Not to burst your bubble, but there is nothing stylish or classy about people having sex on camera in exchange for a free hotel room. They might as well be prostitutes and there is nothing classy about that!

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The Top 5 Most Controversial Sex Scenes In the History Of Film

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Nov. 25 - The Top 5 Most Controversial Sex Scenes In the History Of Film.jpgWhen it comes to the big screen, sex scenes are not always welcomed with open arms and tingly privates. Many of the most iconic love-making scenes in the big screen have generated countless protests, bans and even boycotts. Below, we’ll highlight some of the most memorable yet controversial moments in sex-scene history – putting all that free porn to shame. Perhaps they might even inspire you to try out something new in the boudoir.

1. Ecstasy by Gustav Machaty (1933) – This classic Czechoslovakian film wasn’t exactly the first to depict a sexual act on-screen. However, it was actress Hedy Lamarr’s orgasm simulation that caused everyone to be all up in arms. After numerous censorships and the denouncement of Ecstasy by the the U.S. Department of Treasury (and even Hitler) – the epic close-up of Lamarr’s ‘ O Face’ still stands as a must-see.

2. The Devils by Ken Russell (1971) – This film was so disturbing, that even in this day and age some people still find it hard to watch. One scene in specific raised all sorts of conflicts between producers and religious groups: possessed nuns masturbating with crucifixes and sculptures of Jesus. If that’s not controversial, I don’t know what is.

3. Pink Flamingos by William Friedkin (1980) – Taking bestiality to a whole new level, Pink Flamingos portrays a homosexual couple having sex with a chicken in between them. The biggest cause for controversy however, was not so much the act of bestiality, but the clear evidence of exploitation of the chicken at hand. Animal rights groups had a field day with this one.

4. Kids by Larry Clark (1995) – Despite it being controversial in its entirety, Kids managed to shock audiences right off the bat. In a sex scene where a 12 year-old girl loses her virginity to a 17 year-old boy, many were quick to label the movie as being close to kiddie porn. However, producers were quick to point out that the actress was in fact 18 years-old.

5. The Reader by Stephen Daldry (2008) – Don’t let this film’s modern-day production date fool you. Not only does it feature statutory rape but it also attempts to humanize a Nazi character (Kate Winslet) by depicting her softer side as a lover – even though her character was the one committing the crime.

Playboy TV Taps Into Female-Oriented Porn

Thursday, November 25th, 2010

For those who think that Playboy TV is filled with obscenities and lewd acts, think again. Started in 1982, it is similar in format to your average Cinemax or Showtime channels, except it was catered towards men looking for soft-core porn, adult-focused shows (like ‘Show Us Your Wits’) or the classic Playmate specials.

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However, with the rise of free porn and other sex-related media, Playboy TV quickly phased out due to its rather tame content. But while it was too watered down for men, women still saw it as being too raunchy. Considering that most women are still very-much in in control over their cable bills, subscribing to an adult channel is a challenge for most men. And with thousands of hard-core porn videos spread throughout the internet, they can still get their fix.

As an attempt to fix the problem, Playboy spent several years looking for an alternative. According to Gary Rosenson – senior vice president and general manager of Playboy’s broadcasting division – the biggest question at hand was, “If this channel could be anything, what should it be?”. It turns out the solution was a lot simpler than previously imagined. As of January 2011, the network – which is available to over 70 million households across the US – will begin to cater their content towards women. Their plan of action lies in developing a series of female-oriented reality shows and high-quality pornography under the name ‘TV for 2′.

While Playboy insists that the content will remain strictly sexual – this is a subscription-based channel after all – this new type of pornography will focus on intimacy as means of attracting the ladies. “This is not just a facelift. This is a major movement away from the type of adult fare that you can easily find on the Web”, stated Rosenson. And it seems that they know exactly what they’re talking about. A recent study on women’s perceptions of pornography concluded that while most are not against it, they looked for certain attributes in their choices. Amongst them were chemistry, natural-looking body parts, variety in body shapes and sex with a purpose. Unlike low-production porn films, they don’t just want a pizza delivery man to knock on the door and proceed to bang the customer – that’s not real life.

Whether or not ‘TV for 2′ will be success still remains to be seen. And while the majority of its content will be catered toward women, I’m sure their husbands won’t mind joining in on the fun.

Dangerous Sex: The Riskiest Places To Do The Dirty Deed

Tuesday, November 23rd, 2010

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They say to never get caught with your pants down, but to be honest, there’s no greater rush than having the feeling of possibly getting caught by someone when you’re doing the dirty deed.

Sometimes it just happens and the feeling of spontaneity can make the sex that much hotter. Sometimes we plan to have sex in a risky location. Either or, make sure you wear zippered pants or shorts, and try and go commando. It would be good if she was wearing a skirt and the shorter the better, but we can’t always have control of the situation.

Having sex at either of your parents’ places is going to be completely fun and dangerous. Especially if your relatives are on the conservative side, it is both rebellious and hilarious, in a very satisfying way. Do it during the day; in the bathroom, laundry room or garage, while they are pre-occupied with the garden or tea time. Remember to clean up after yourself, because they aren’t stupid and they know what sex smells like.

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Having sex in between the book stacks in the library is very risky because libraries can even be as sacred as a church with all the acquisition and deep thinking going on. You’re going to have to be as quiet as you can be. It’s not going to be as easy as it seems and totally different from the library sex scenes in porn. You’re going to have be a little more strategic. Libraries tend to be fairly big and have a lot of strange little corners. Standing is the safest way to attempt sex in a library, so if you need to escape, it can be easily done. Try and keep the volume down because you don’t want to be caught by one of those old, cranky librarians. They will have no remorse for you!

Depending on the alley, having sex in one can be bad for your health. Make sure you choose one that is fairly clean and bum free. You don’t want to give those bums a free show. You can do this easily by hiding behind a large object in the alley like a parked car or a bin. Standing up sex is your best bet because you’re not going to want to lie down on this ground.

Having sex at work is probably looked at as being very unprofessional, but hey, sometimes we just can’t help ourselves! Mostly all offices have storage rooms that are usually lockable. You don’t want to get caught here because your job could be on the line, so keep it down and play safe!

Try to be a little more daring and add some sense of adventure into your sex life and you will not be disappointed.

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