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Wanting to Fuck Sarah Palin is a Patriotic Duty

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Hustler has just a released a compilation porn video, taking the best of the Nailin’ Paylin franchise. It features hottest porn star on earth, Lisa Ann, who has played Sarah Palin or “Paylin” in several movies now: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? (2008), Obama is Nailin’ Paylin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Paylin, You’re Nailin’ Paylin (2009) and Hollywood’s Nailin’ Paylin (2010). You can check out some of Lisa Ann’s greatest hits on orgasm.com.

There was also talk of a Tiger’s Nailin’ Paylin, but it never materialized – unfortunately, that sounds like a fun one.

The compilation is called Sarah’s Going Rogue. Nice title.

The mega popularity of the Nailin Paylin porn series begs the question – why are people so interested in imagining Sarah Palin getting fucked. She is not a bad looking women and, by politic’s standards, she is smoking hot but there are certainly better looking babes out there. Why not a porn parody franchise of say Snooki for example.

What is it about Sarah Palin? I think it’s because she is conservative and religious and would never be in a porn, nevermind do any position but missionary. It’s the idea that miss goody goody, family values would be, in truth, a horny slut. This is what attracts us.

But it’s more than this. Palin threatens us – those of us who not only watch porn, but do so openly. I mean we don’t do it at work or when you’re kids are around, of course. But you don’t act like you don’t do it. And you are pretty sure that we could be less uptight about it and society as we know it wouldn’t crumble. If people like Sarah Palin had it her way, you couldn’t even look at porn. There wouldn’t be porn – not legally. These Republicans are all for freedom, except when it comes to sex. Then they want us to live in the sexual middle ages. Palin represents this better then anyone, partially because she just never shuts up, but partially because she is hot, because we would like to fuck her, but she won’t let us – in the large social sense, we can’t fuck her, we can’t watch porn openly, we shouldn’t even be allowed to fuck our wives doggy style without feeling like a pervert.

Parody and satire have always been a peaceful way to attack your opponents – and so we hurt Palin where it hurts – in the pussy by degrading a look alike. And, you know what, it feels great!

The SEC is One of Us!

Friday, April 23rd, 2010

If you follow current events at all you know about the “SHOCKING” developments surrounding the Securities and Exchange Commission and how senior agency staffers spent hours surfing pornographic websites on government-issued computers while they were “supposed to be policing the nation’s financial system.” Well I got some tips for you folks…

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The Most Infamous Celebrity Sex Tapes

Thursday, April 15th, 2010

Ahhhhh the sex tape. We talk about it. They talk about it. You talk about it. It’s become as much a staple of American pop culture as any Arnold Schwarzenegger catch phrase. It almost seems to stem from everyones’, however private, longing to fulfill the fantasy of being a porn star. But where is there a comprehensive list of all the most infamous sex tapes you ask? Right this way perv…

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Larry King? Cheater?

Wednesday, April 14th, 2010

With great power comes great…cheating opportunities.

Technically this isn’t a gossip site, but really it should be. Only because I want it to. I mean, I can write all day about Orgasm.com and our thousands of free internet porn clips and I will. But come on! A little bit o’ gossip just makes the world a much more tolerable place. Cuz you get to dish on people who do not share in your mostly mundane, normal kinda life. And that, in most cases, is pretty juicy.

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Chuy Bravo is a Porn Star?

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010

So my wife and I are watching Chelsea Lately last night, as we often do, and Chelsea makes an off-the-cuff comment responding to round-tabler Scott Wolf’s off-the-cuff comment about Chelsea side-kick Chuy’s involvement in porn. I looked at my wife and said “What the fuck? Are they being serious? Why don’t I know about this…?!”

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Hottest Porn Stars According to RealTouch!

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Hot on the heels of this mind-blowing story, and I mean that…I’m totally not over it, comes a quick addendum that involves the very same company responsible for the RealTouch.

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New Ban Attacks Hotels that Offer “Edgy” Porn

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

You can’t voluntarily go to a seedy hotel if there’s no porn available!!! What’s the damn point? Most dilapidated hotels know that they’re dilapidated and therefore cater mostly to the people who appreciate such environments. These are the places you can role-play. Be that drug overload that pimps on the side, who walks in on one of his bitches lying around watching the E! channel. Or that outlaw couple who just heisted a 7-11 and need to shack up for the night to avoid police detection. And since watching some edgy porn usually falls well within these fantasies, while allowing some much needed stimulation as you count the cockroaches running across the bed, it’s option is a must to fully complete the picture. Well Minnesota Sen. Tarryl Clark (D-St. Cloud) doesn’t think so.

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Where is Stoya These Days?

Thursday, March 4th, 2010

I know my attention span is short, but some of you may recall that Stoya was starting to take a rather drastic edge away from Sasha Grey in regards to my ridiculous porn-crushes, and then suddenly she just disappeared! Where the hell is Stoya and what has she done with my fantasy fuck canvas?

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Grease is the Word in Porn Parody

Tuesday, March 2nd, 2010

I know, I know, another sex video parody…I’m just as tired of reporting on them as you are of reading about them. It just begs the question “are there no more original ideas in pornodome?” But come on. A GREASE parody??? I’m pulling out my leathers and dippity-do for this shit.

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Janine Lindemulder Defeated in Court Case

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

There isn’t a whole lot of news to this story…but a big ol’ buncha “how did I miss THAT?

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