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The Boob Chart

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

Everybody has their own terms for boob shapes, nearly everyone has heard of the common fruit terms, apples, pears, oranges ect.  I came across this official boob chart and decided that like the Dick Tracy I am, I would find the “real” (term used lightly) boobs to match.

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If you are a boobs kinda guy get the toilet paper and lube ready cause you are about to see 21 sets of titties.

#1 Cranberries

Cranberries

#2  Orange

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#3 Peaches

Peaches

#4 Lemons

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#5 Grape Fruit

Grapefruit

#6 Watermelons

Watermellons


#7 Pears

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#8 Cucumbers
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#9 Sweet Potatoes

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#10 Bee Stings

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#11 Flap Jacks

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#12 Has Beens

Hasbeens

#13 Pointers

Pointers


#14 Mail Bags

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#15 Under Chinners

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#16 Cup Cakes

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#17 – Balloons

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#18 Water Wings

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#19 Coat Hooks
Coat Hooks

#20 Blockbusters

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#21 Hot Water Bottles

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Just to make up for number #21. I present you these :)

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Watching Porn With Your Woman

Wednesday, October 19th, 2011

Watching porn is usually a solo endeavor. It’s just you, your computer (or TV if you’re stuck in the 1980′s), your fleshlight or lubriderm and a hand full of kleenex. Normally another person doesn’t enter the equation.

So what do you do if the girl you’re dating expresses a curiosity in watching porn with you? Tread very fucking lightly, that’s what you do.

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The Best Spot For a Cum Shot

Tuesday, October 18th, 2011

The money shot is always the best part of any porn movie. In real life, it is as well. With a few pulses of the penis, you get to feel like a fireman, only you’re putting out your own fire when you hose down a spot with your spunk.

The question is, which area should you blast? If you’re with a new girl, who knows where she’ll want it. Really though, it’s your load, the decision is ultimately yours. Let’s take a look at your options.

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All Those Videos

Friday, September 16th, 2011

Good for the audience of them, terrible for the critics, adult video has never seen a better boom then what has been happening lately to it online. It’s not just the sheer amount of sites offering downloads and purchasing shopping carts one gets to load in the privacy in their home, it is also how much unusual stuff we have access to, and how everyone can build a porn collection that will hardly take-up much room on a hard-drive or cost all that much.

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The Internet and adult video are made for one another and while online downloading does put a strain on dirty movie makers making money, really where else could anyone have access to all these dirty videos? Over time porn companies will find a way to coexist with how porn is disseminated and find how to make their money better…adult video is not going off of the net anytime soon.

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It doesn’t seem as if porn ever really becomes too much of a good thing. Human beings have an insatiable appetite for the visual documentary or representation of people fucking. Adult video has survived in one form or another since its inception to the VCR home market and though we don’t actually watch a video tape anymore and DVD sales are strong alongside downloads-at least high-end titles of high-production dirty movies-adult video rolls right into the future as technology bolsters its deliver into audience’s homes.

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And that’s what people want. More than really caring what the fuck movie is about, or following a porn star’s career, which certainly many people do and others do care about, it’s the fact that we can sit home and watch an adult video in our own home, alone or with our partner and never be embarrassed over the titles we peruse or have a time limit of when they need to be returned, that makes adult video watching one of our favorite past times and one that won’t end anytime soon.

Hobbies

Wednesday, September 14th, 2011

Everyone needs hobby right? Something to do to distract us, to relax us, and to help us take the edge off of reality after a long, hard day at our job. Since we are all absolutely and completely different, we all tend to choose different pursuits to fill up our leisure time. Many of the more sexually oriented among us normally choose to spend some time checking out the many Internet Free porn sites for a little adult entertainment when we have some down time.

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Some people love to garden in their spare time. Others like to go for a run, a bike ride, a jog, a hike or a walk in the woods to enjoy the fresh air and a bit of nature. Still others love to fish, to scuba dive, to golf or to water ski. Everyone among us seems to be able to find something to do to relax and refresh ourselves in our sometimes very limited leisure time, even if it is just curling up on our sofa with a good book or a favorite movie on the television.

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Other people among us are more sexual in our natures, and we love to go online and check out all of the free porn sites that are available to us with just the click of our mouse. We can not believe how many sites we can access within a matter of minutes, or even seconds, and just how much free content there is floating around out there on the Internet that is just waiting for us to discover it and enjoy it. So yes, some of the more adventurous among us probably indulge in this bit of fun on a regular basis, and we find it to be a lot more fun than knitting.

As Woody Allen says in one of his movies when his wife accuses him of excessive masturbation, hey don’t knock my hobbies.

Amassing Porn

Monday, August 22nd, 2011

It’s simply a fact that men have more of a need for the visual with their sexual stimulus then women. It is another fact that dirty movies are made more often than not for a male hetero audience in mind. And it is also true that a good percentage of those male hetero guys find the collecting and amassing of porn to be a worthwhile endeavor, in some cases it becomes a man’s life’s work.

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These days collecting porn is almost too easy. With all the pirated material available for download online, a guy can just about have all the titles he wants and store them on his zip drive! Access has given men even more of a reason to watch, collect and obsess about their porn collections and if critics need wonder why men seem unusually addicted to porn these days, or women are bemoaning the fact that their man touches himself more than he ever does them, the reason for all this attention to porn is obvious….men take to porn as mercury filling a vessel, basically men do so because they can.

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What critics and unsatisfied housewives do not understand is that they cannot fight a man’s compunction for porn or his love of collecting it. Like old lovers a man can go back to again and again for support, understanding and arousal, the porn in a man’s collection will never nag him, never not understand his needs and will always be there when he simply wants to get-off then roll over and go to sleep. It is a simple biological directive a man follows when he wants sex and if he has a Bat Cave full of a secret porn stash that can answer that directive simply, fast and to that man’s desire at that specific time, he won’t soon go anywhere else, or that anywhere else has got to offer something truly special…and not just supposed feelings of love and companionship.

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The Bat Cave awaits.

Will .XXX Domians Take Over the Online Porn Industry?

Tuesday, April 5th, 2011

The Internet Corporation for Assigned Names and Numbers (ICANN) – the Postmaster General of the internet, has given ICM Registry the contract to run the new .XXX domain, a decision that have some people excited and others thinking it will oppress the online industry.

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The change will mean Free Porn sites like Orgasm.com can now buy Orgasm.xxx. They are not forced to, nor do they have to give up their old domain if they do. However if they don’t, it will allow another company to pick up the name and create an impostor website.

The majority of the Adult Entertainment Industry is against the formation of the Triple X domain because they are worried it will force the adult industry into a corner, if Porn websites are forced to use the .XXX, they are afraid it will fence them off to the rest of the internet. Such a move would only impact legal Adult Video sites as illegal sites don’t follow any rules anyway, and also give people the false idea of security.

On the other hand, some of the public believe it will make Sex Videos more accessible, but even Communications Minister Stephen Conroy has been quoted saying the idea stems from a “lack of identified public benefit”. Certain governments such as India’s and Indonesia’s have come out to say they will block all .XXX domain names. The oppression of the internet in the Middle East and Asia has already made millions of people pour into the streets to rebel against their governments over the last few months.

The truth is the biggest benefit will come to ICM Registry, who will make a fortune selling .XXX to existing porn sites to ensure someone else won’t snatch it up.

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Wither you believe this will help or hurt the billion dollar Porn industry, it will not effect the amount of money that will change hands over the new development, a small boom within the Adult Industry.

ICM Registry claims to be “a not-for-profit public-benefit corporation with participants from all over the world dedicating to keeping the Internet secure, stable and interoperable. It promotes competition and develops policy on the Internet’s unique identifiers” and has 230,000+ domain’s in reserve.

Fun With Analingus

Wednesday, February 23rd, 2011

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One of the more taboo aspects of sexual intercourse involves the art of analingus, commonly seen in free porn. It’s become less taboo over the years as the sexual revolution from the 60′s moves well into the new millennium. Hetero men even do not fear as splay as they once did.

The anal cavity is a myriad of thousands of nerve endings all primed for pleasure from some sort of stimulus. The tongue is one of the most sensual organs human beings have. In a study done by UCSF’s HIV InSITE, more and more Americans are experimenting with anal sex. Out of 3,432 adults, at least 10% have tried anal sex once in the previous year. Of the 3,400 graduate students at the University of Maryland, 25% reported having practiced heterosexual anal intercourse. So ass play is a widely popular activity.

Analingus is often a precursor to the fun of anal sex. To start with, make sure the ass is clean. A high quality enema found at most sex toy shops. Used properly, an enema in combination with a shower will provide the area with enough cleanliness to avoid unpleasantness, including smells.

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Once both partners are satisfied that cleanliness isn’t an issue, analingus begins like any other anal related activity. Gentle massaging of the ass cheeks, pressing lightly around the anal ring will help loosen up the interested party. Licking, sucking on flesh will produce stimulating sensations and enhance arousal. When it’s time, using your tongue will involve more than just a press of the mouth against a nice fresh asshole. Your hands may be required in some positions to help keep the ass cheeks spread apart. Nobody will be able to caress a man’s prostate with their tongue as the organ is located farther in the canal than the tongue is long, but an added finger will help a woman give her man an explosive orgasm that will make him beg.

Once the tongue is inserted, you can swirl it around the inside of the anus, touching all of those sensitive nerve endings or thrust it like a penis. The rapid penetration simulating anal sex causes noticeable heated excitement in both genders.

Many gay men and straight or bisexual women know the pleasures of ass eating well.

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Sex Tips For Bored Couples

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Good news to all of you married souls out there! Unlike the popular belief that the majority of eloped couples lead close to inexistent sex lives, science has once again stepped up to the plate and revealed that short of having to resort to free porn every night, married men have more sex than their single counterparts. And before you ask – yes, with their wives. Mistresses are so last year.

In thinking about married people having sex and daily orgasms, I decided to break down a few tips and tricks on how to handle the art of in & out when children and old age are concerned. After all, your college dorm days are far from over my friends.

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Communicate Effectively – If you and your partner find yourself with a dwindling sex life, consider your current communication methods. One of the best ways to keep your sex life – well, alive – is to be verbal about your preference in the sack. If you liked to be touched in a certain spot or try a new position, then by all means, let your significant-other know. Only then will you be able to be in the same page.

Give To Receive – One of the biggest complaints amongst married couples is the lack of appreciation between husband and wife (or husband & husband, wife & wife…whatever floats your boat). If you think that your love life is no longer what it used to be, consider showing your partner some appreciation, even if only for their seemingly small, everyday tasks. You’ll be surprised to see how easy it will be to get some cunnilingus or daily blow jobs after a few tokens of appreciation.

Try Someplace New – A big part of what makes porn so exciting is the fact that it can happen anywhere, at anytime. Just ask the pizza delivery man. If you’re looking to add some of that spontaneity to your own love life, try following suit and opting for less-than-traditional boning spots. The shower and dining room table are great options. Just be 100% positive that your kids are not around – or won’t show up mid-act and be scared for life.

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Pink Viagra

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

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With the astounding popularity behind Viagra, it is no surprise that the drug industry would soon look for ways to provide women with the same type of ‘benefits’. And it is exactly that quest that motivated film maker Liz Canner to come up with Orgasm, Inc. The much buzzed about documentary that touches upon the pharmaceutical rat race to receive FDA approval on the so-called “pink Viagra”. It seems as though women will finally get the chance to deal with female sexual dysfunction (FSD), something that is seldomly brought to light but very much real.

However, too many people are still uncertain as to what that entails. After all, male sexual dysfunction is very easily targeted, while FDS can be a lot harder to pinpoint. For example, identifying sex related problems such as erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation is quite common – all it takes is some objective observation. On the other hand, identifying sexual dysfunction in women is entirely different. Let’s just say that not having a dick makes things that much harder.

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When trying to diagnose a man with sexual dysfunction, there is one simple question to be asked. If he is capable of reaching an orgasm, he is most likely healthy. If he can’t, he is probably dealing with some sort of sexual dysfunction. It’s pretty much black and white. Given the known rate that about 75% of women are not capable of climaxing through intercourse alone, diagnosing any sort of FSD becomes that much harder. A report from the Journal of Urology gave away a few common signs of FSD that will be sure to help those who are still uncertain. Some of them include: no interest in sex, phobic avoidance of anything sexual (including things like free porn), lack of libido, extreme difficulty in reaching an orgasm and/or any sort of genital pain.

If you ask me, the majority of these “symptoms” could be easily solved through proper communication, a change of partner, some lube and a sex toy or two. As the documentary shows, the main drive behind pharmaceutical companies who are trying to push this “pink Viagra” to go onto the market are mainly interested in money. Now if only more people were smarter to realize that.

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