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The 15 Minute Orgasm

Thursday, September 16th, 2010

Becoming the modern day superhero known to sexy ladies everywhere as Orgasmo doesn’t involve a life study in tantric sex. Young grasshopper, the Yoda of orgasms is here to teach you the art of the 15 minute orgasm. You can turn that quickie into a orgasm that will leave her twitching for two hours if you follow my advice.

Sexologists at the Kinsey Institute in the US found that average women can orgasm after 10-20 minutes of sex. Learning how to prep your sexy lady with some pre-gasm exercises will stimulate her vaginal nerves and have her pussy warmed up for performance.

After you take her to a comedy show, or wait till she’s done her yoga class, have a few drinks of wine at your flat. Researchers at the University of Florence found that women who drink a glass or two of red wine are more aroused. Don’t worry if you cant warm her up with wine, as you can always try some free porn instead.

Now that she’s in the mood, it’s your turn to provide everything she needs.

15 Minute Mark

In the beginning of your 15 minute orgasm teachings, you will need to utilize the simplest of moves. Invest at least 3 minutes to kissing – it has been found to reduce levels of stress and turns a women on faster then a Brad Pitt autograph. German scientists found that kissing develops a connection chemical between the two of you called oxytocin. It will build trust and encourage lady to cum quickly, and often! Be sure you kiss more than her mouth. Pay attention to her neck and ears, while undressing her slowly.

12 Minute Mark

Your girl is nearly naked now, but keep her underwear on for another minute or so. “Stroke and caress her through the fabric rather than going for gold,” says sex therapist Paula Hall. “Focus on building anticipation rather than going straight for direct stimulation. If you make it seem like you’re in for a quickie she is less likely to orgasm as quickly. Women love a man who is good with his hands.

10 Minute Mark

Orgasms aren’t always about foreplay, however if you’re going to skip the foreplay, be prepared for a fickle fuck. Providing some warm up till this point is important in setting the stage for her explosive orgasm. Clocking in at around 7 minutes of solid penetration is the ideal time to push things to the next level.

7 Minute Mark

Inexperience men at this point will probably be asking themselves “next level?! isn’t is this where I unload on her stomach and say good night?” Any wise lover would know that this is where you bust out the power positions. Try bracing your feet at the foot of the bed, and rocking back and forward rather then thrusting. Stimulating her clit with your shaft while penetrating her g-spot is a move that will require some practice young padowan.

! Minute Mark

At this point, your lady should be clawing at the sheets and clinching for the final orgasm. Don’t try anything new at this point, since changing your rhythm will likely bring her down a few steps. Keep your pace and penetration the same until she is left convulsing in orgasmic splendor. If you are a real Jedi, you will be able to pull out and bust load all over those big beautiful tits of hers.

How To Achieve The Ultimate Orgasm

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Perhaps you’ve never had an orgasm, or perhaps you cum several times a day. Either way, there’s always room for improvement, and this is true of sex as much as it is of Wii bowling or ping pong (and trust us, North Americans suck at ping pong). We’re not talking quantity here, we’re talking quality – which can be hard to come by with orgasms (and require a lot of work). Some folks go years before discovering that they’ve been missing earth shattering pleasure, so read on so you don’t miss out!

Let’s start with the ladies. There’s a lot of misinformation out there about women reaching climax, so our first piece of advice is to take control. Men don’t just lie down and hope to achieve orgasm, and women shouldn’t either. Just as men generally find a thrusting rhythm that suits them during sex, most women need to put pressure on their clitoris by rotating their pelvis against their partner and finding a rhythm that suits their needs.

To do this, it’s helpful to start with pelvic exercises to strengthen your core. It’s key to note that pelvic rotation, with the woman on top while fucking, stimulates the G-Spot – which is very close to the urethra. So relax, forget about climaxing simultaneously, and even let yourself squirt if you feel it coming.

As for the boys, it’s pretty easy to tell if you’ve achieved climax. But what about a better climax? For most men, prostate stimulation is the key to reaching your orgasm potential. Start with a finger in your ass and move on to a butt plug while you’re fucking – it may be uncomfortable at first, however once you feel your orgasm spread through your entire body instead of being localized to your cock you’ll want to thank us.

So there you have it, a couple of tips to start you on the road towards mind blowing orgasms. If these tips work for you, let us hear about it in the comments section below!

Piercings For Your Pleasure: Body Piercing Can Heighten Your Sexual Enjoyment.

Wednesday, August 25th, 2010

In the 21st century, body modification has become a go-to art for the disenfranchised and creatively inclined. It can be harder to find people who aren’t pierced these days than those that are, and much of that has to do with sexuality. While women have pierced their ears for centuries, piercings have long had unexplored sexual potential that has been unleashed on a young and horny generation. So what can body piercing do for you? Read on to find out!

The most mainstream piercing that screams sex is the tongue piercing. When you see a girl with her tongue pierced you know she hasn’t done it for herself, she’s done it for the guys she’s blowing – who wouldn’t want a hottie with a steel bar through her tongue putting her mouth around their dick? There’s nothing like an added bonus when getting a blow job. Besides we like to get blown by women who have invested in our cock enough to have their tongues permanently altered to add to our pleasure.

While a pierced tongue is great when pleasuring your partner, be you male or female, what about your own pleasure? Perhaps the hottest piercing in terms of stimulation is nipple piercing. Men who get their nipples pierced are often heard complaining that they have an erection for days. Who would complain about that other than frequent viagra users? Pussies, that’s who!

Of course, clit piercings are the female equivalent of nipple piercings for men (although we have it on good authority that women’s nipples are essentially wired to their clits, so they essentially get to double their pleasure). Besides pinpointing female pleasure, clit rings are like bulls-eyes on women who need to get fucked. So boys, don’t blow it if you reach into a girl’s panties and feel her clit ring – that should be a guarantee that you’ll be sticking your cock in her slam-slot soon!

So be pierced and feel the pleasure! You won’t regret it.

Hottest Porn Stars According to RealTouch!

Thursday, March 11th, 2010

Hot on the heels of this mind-blowing story, and I mean that…I’m totally not over it, comes a quick addendum that involves the very same company responsible for the RealTouch.

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Sex Toys for Boys

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

Everybody knows that girls have all the good sex / masturbation toys. It’s just a fact. They have shit that’s either compact enough to use while in the middle of a meeting or big enough to think that it’s a Rube Goldberg contraption. And really, it’s not about who’s being unfair to who or wanting to spark a revolutionary competition, we’re just wired differently, men and women. It just so happens that girls tend to be able to utilize robotics a bit more conveniently than boys. Well, gentlemen, welcome to 2010.

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