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Bed and Breakfast

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

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One of the benefits of dating a MILF is that she always has time and money to run away for a romantic fuck fest. Older women are a hot commodity right now. Younger men are looking for women with confidence, that don’t play games, that really enjoy sex and know how to get themselves and their guy off. They like girls that talk dirty but can also do more than talk the talk. Cougars know what they like they don’t have time to grow a man and even if they did they wont make time.

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They have paid their dues and are ready to enjoy the best things in life. That includes but is not limited to the best sex too. So if a younger man wants to make an older women his woman he has to step up his game. She isn’t going to want to make love in the back seat of his car or in a cheap motel. She isn’t going to go slumming just because he doesn’t have two cents to rub together. She wants romance and over the top orgasmic pleasure with a real man in nice place. For guys looking for something that meets those requirements they should check out local bed and breakfast establishments.

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They are usually no more expensive than a motel and have tons more atmosphere. Big beautifully appointed rooms, fire places, ball and claw tubs and balconies can all be had. By selecting a remote place nestled along a stream or lake a guy can make a huge impression on his lady. Just remember that B&Bs are not sound proof. If the lady is a screamer it might be a good idea to bring a ball gag and some ties to restrain and gag her. This might also add to the excitement of being away in such a lovely place. The money and the time to find the perfect place will be worth it since the sex had will be better than anything found when a guy surfs for Free sex videos and as an added bonus it also includes a lovely breakfast.

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Women Who Do Video

Wednesday, March 9th, 2011

Some women enjoy the portrayals of women in porn, but many others do not. Especially for women who have sex with women in real life, sometimes the porno version of sex can seem pretty artificial.

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Forget about the barely-there plot concepts for most porn video— no one really needs too much of a story anyway. For many women (and feminist-conscious men, for that matter), the interactions just don’t ring true. Women seem rather artificial and tailored to porn images of what a sexy woman should be, silicone tits and all. Some women who endeavor to make lesbian and bisexual porn of their own have found a niche that is sexy and shows some essential truths about women and their erotic lives.

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First of all, women of varying shapes and sizes may be portrayed. Abandoning the bleach blonde bimbo image or the overly skinny with big boobs look, Women-for-Women who make their own porn might like a woman with a little more booty. They may enjoy seeing women of different, non-stereotyped cultural backgrounds getting into it. Exceptionally important is the portrayal of different genders. The gender normative look and behavior for women is far from all that’s really out there. In W4W porn, you could find a femme topping a soft butch, two BBW with short hair getting it on, a butch-femme coupling, an all-female orgy, or even a femme-on-femme scene, but one where the women look and act like real people.

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Women who should video do it for a reason – to add voices and erotic images to the canon that better reflects them. They presumably want to produce erotica that turns them on. In that quest, showing scenes that are genuinely hot is an important part of the enterprises. The level of arousal in the women is usually palpable. Sounds of sex, the way bodies react to touch, the portrayal of cunnilingus all look and feel like those women want to be with each other, producing happy, powerful orgasms together. There is pussy licking and sex toys, used in a way that as the vibrator enters the well-lubed pussy, it is obvious that is feels good. Sounds of approval are resonant and abundant. Women who do women know how to show it to the rest of us.

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Latex

Friday, March 4th, 2011

06Latex rubber is used most often in the fetish world as a form of clothing. It binds tightly to the body, hides very little and looks sleek enough to remain pleasing to the eye. Often seen in fetish clubs, latex appears so sleek that it looks like a second skin on many people. It has its own dedicated magazines and group following.  It’s actually a subculture of rubber fetishism.

Latex picks up body oils and retains warmth quite well so it should be noted that a dressing aid may be useful in helping the wearer put on the clothing. Talcum powder or some lubricant such as petroleum jelly will help guard against potential allergic reactions all while making it easier to put on the clothing.Latex clothing comes in a variety of fashions, sizes, shapes and colors. Everything from thongs, latex lingerie and bras have been made from latex all the way to the full body suit. Boots, gloves, masks and body suits found their way into the Fetish scene, giving the wearer a different look than the usual matte leather.

Most common articles of clothing include bondage mittens, hoods, goggles, ball gags, garter belts, boots, and even the daunting body bag.  Oils, metals, extreme sunlight, and sharp objects should be kept away from latex as it’s a fairly durable material. Proper storage of latex involves keeping your garments in black bags hunt in cool, dark places away from extreme temperatures. Latex should be cleaned shortly after wearing to remove any body oils that it has been exposed to. Rinse the garment well in warm water. Some manufacturers recommend using a mild soap, while others suggest only water. Hang on a plastic or wood hanger to dry, or lay flat to dry.

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The garment can be wiped gently with a soft towel to decrease drying time if desired. When one side is dry, turn inside out and let the other side dry as well. When completely dry, separate any latex that has stuck together and lightly dust the garment with talc to prevent any further sticking. Some will use a small amount of silicone dressing aid instead.  It is not recommended to store light and dark latex garments in direct contact as this can discolor the light latex.

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Amy Fisher: From Prison To Porn?

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Amy Fisher making her official entrance into the porn industry was about as shocking as Rosie O’Donnell stealing a child’s Mars Bar on Halloween. In other words, not very. What is shocking however, is that Dreamzone Entertainment has signed her to a 4 film contract that will begin with The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.

What we’d like to know is: who wants to see a woman who used to fuck Joey Buttafuoco get slammed on film? Never mind the fact that she spent 7 years in prison for shooting Buttafuoco’s wife, or that she’s now 36 – her 36 DD breasts just don’t make up for her having been with a man as trashy as Buttafuoco (even if it was in the early 90′s).

Perhaps Fisher is supposed to appeal to those who like their women with an edge. Clearly she can handle a gun, and her body was hardened in prison – who knows, maybe she engaged some girl on girl orgasm generation? Now that’s something we would pay to see. The rest better be free internet porn however, or we’re not watching. There are too many high quality porn productions out there to waste one’s time on Amy Fisher.

Even Fisher seems to understand society’s obsession with sex. She’s quoted as saying, “Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make.” Of course, Fisher is referring to the sex tape she claims she didn’t authorize in 2008. However it’s debatable that she was an innocent party in her sex tape’s release, especially considering her pornographic aspirations since. We just hope she keeps her thighs fit and her homicidal tendencies in check.

Wanting to Fuck Sarah Palin is a Patriotic Duty

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Hustler has just a released a compilation porn video, taking the best of the Nailin’ Paylin franchise. It features hottest porn star on earth, Lisa Ann, who has played Sarah Palin or “Paylin” in several movies now: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? (2008), Obama is Nailin’ Paylin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Paylin, You’re Nailin’ Paylin (2009) and Hollywood’s Nailin’ Paylin (2010). You can check out some of Lisa Ann’s greatest hits on orgasm.com.

There was also talk of a Tiger’s Nailin’ Paylin, but it never materialized – unfortunately, that sounds like a fun one.

The compilation is called Sarah’s Going Rogue. Nice title.

The mega popularity of the Nailin Paylin porn series begs the question – why are people so interested in imagining Sarah Palin getting fucked. She is not a bad looking women and, by politic’s standards, she is smoking hot but there are certainly better looking babes out there. Why not a porn parody franchise of say Snooki for example.

What is it about Sarah Palin? I think it’s because she is conservative and religious and would never be in a porn, nevermind do any position but missionary. It’s the idea that miss goody goody, family values would be, in truth, a horny slut. This is what attracts us.

But it’s more than this. Palin threatens us – those of us who not only watch porn, but do so openly. I mean we don’t do it at work or when you’re kids are around, of course. But you don’t act like you don’t do it. And you are pretty sure that we could be less uptight about it and society as we know it wouldn’t crumble. If people like Sarah Palin had it her way, you couldn’t even look at porn. There wouldn’t be porn – not legally. These Republicans are all for freedom, except when it comes to sex. Then they want us to live in the sexual middle ages. Palin represents this better then anyone, partially because she just never shuts up, but partially because she is hot, because we would like to fuck her, but she won’t let us – in the large social sense, we can’t fuck her, we can’t watch porn openly, we shouldn’t even be allowed to fuck our wives doggy style without feeling like a pervert.

Parody and satire have always been a peaceful way to attack your opponents – and so we hurt Palin where it hurts – in the pussy by degrading a look alike. And, you know what, it feels great!

Next Up for a Sex Tape Scandal? Danielle Staub

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Danielle Staub of Bravo Channel’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” fame is all set to be the new sex tape star for the moment. All I really know about her is that she’s on a stupid reality show, and apparently not liked very much at all.

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