Believe it or not, back in the day there was no such thing as free porn online! Could you imagine!

So, people had to really use their imaginations when they wanted to masturbate.

Here is a look at a few different things people masturbated to before online porn existed:

Softcore porn on Cable:

If you were lucky enough to have cable, late night on Saturdays there was always a movie on Showtime that was somewhat softcore porn. You saw some steamy romp sessions and even boobs, but it’s nothing compared to what you can find today.

The Sims:

Computer geeks know exactly what I’m talking about! You could make your character have sex and then in return, you would masturbate to your Sims character having sex. SMH!

The Sears Catalogue:

Straight to the lingerie section and you can see chicks in bras, panties, and girdles! SEXY!

Romance Novels:

You can find them at your grandmother’s night table, or for 10 cents at the yard sale down the street. You might be scraping the bottom of the barrel here but don’t knock it until you try it. Fabio making love to a damsel in distress on the beach can sometimes do the trick.

Playboy:

There was a Playboy stash in every home, you just had to know where to find it. And once you found it, you were able to jerk off like mad to those 70’s bushes.

I know it doesn’t seem like much, but there was no other choice. Take a minute and realize how lucky you are to be able to get porn at your fingertips. Think about masturbating to pictures of Fabio in a romance novel, and realize you’ve got it made in the shade.

The cat is out of the bag guys! Women do watch porn, whether you like it or not! Most of you are pleasantly surprised to hear this news and some of you are pissed right off. Just because we watch porn doesn’t mean we’re not going to have sex with you so don’t get your panties in a twist.

Who knew men and women were so much a like! But then again, the reasoning for women watching porn is a hell of a lot different than why men watch it.

Let’s take a look at the top 10 reasons why women watch porn:

1. Curiosity.

There is all this hype around porn these days and even though porn is considered “taboo” for women, our curiosity to see what it’s all about is enough to get us on board. Whether it’s the desire to see a Kim K sex tape, or a midget and a fatty going at it, when we’re curious to watch something, we’re gonna watch it.

2. To Get Off.

This is clearly the number one reason for men to watch porn, but it’s number two for women. Believe it or not, most women are prone to a little masturbation session here and there and a lot of women out there are just as visual as men and need a little help when they want to get off.

3. To Learn New Moves.

It’s hard to compete with the chicks on porn. They are extremely sexually adventurous (not that I’m hating or anything) and our men expect us to be up with the times when it comes to anal sex and cream pies. For some women who aren’t that cray in the bedroom, it helps to watch porn stars getting it on to learn the new tricks of the trade.

4. To Compare.

There are two different comparisons women do when watching porn. They compare their own body to the body of the porn star; from their aeriola size, to what their labia looks like. The other thing they compare is the men in porn to the men they’re fucking in real life. Of course dick size is something we compare, but we’re more about the motion of the ocean, if you know what I mean.

5. Hot Guys.

Shirtless, bottomless guys with big dicks. That is all.

6. To Kill Time.

Sometimes your just bored and have nothing else to do.

7. To Get In The Mood.

Many women use porn to jump start things. Sometimes we do it before we go out on a date or before a booty call. It just helps us relax and also helps us to feel more sexual. Also, after a good masturbation session a lot of women feel more confident in themselves.

8. It’s His

You’re on your man’s computer and he forgot to close the browser. The last site he was on was Orgasm.com and his entire history of viewing pleasure is in your hands. You start perusing his history to see what he’s into and what turns him on.

9. To Explore Fantasies.

A lot of women aren’t comfortable with telling their partner about their deepest and darkest fantasies so what do they do? They keep them bottle’d up and explore them alone. Which I guess is better than doing nothing about them at all, but still, women should be comfortable and confident enough to tell their partners about their fantasies.

10. Penises.

A certain fellow at Orgasm.com headquarters (we will call him “James”) has admitted that he often uses porn to masturbate and his wife seems to get upset with him. Even though both parties have said it hasn’t affected their sex life, per se, and that they still have sex on a regular basis.

A few weeks ago at the office we got in a heated conversation about masturbating to porn and the effects it has on a person and “James” decided right then and there he was going to stop watching porn to see how it would effect him.

He figured that he would become more frustrated, more aggravated, have intense mood swings, higher stamina during sex and sensitivity to revealing clothing/nudity.

He kept a journal and I could tell you all every little note that he jotted down, but I’m not going to do that. I’m just going to give you the results.

Everything that he predicted would happen, did happen. “Revealing clothing is much harder to not glimpse. Damn you, women’s diving, beach volleyball and swimming” and, “I wasn’t too horny because I was getting in fights with my wife constantly. I’m aggravated I tell ya!” he said in the journal.

The overall conclusion was that it definitely did not improve his sex life. ”All it did  was introduce frustration into every day life. For me, porn is healthy and keeps me happier day to day because it helps suppress my primal urges.”

Alright so the results are necessarily “scientific” but it just proves that subtracting porn from the equation is not going to make things better at home. So keep on watching porn ya’ll!

Produced by Wicked Pictures, directed by Brad Armstrong, and starring Nadya Suleman (as coached by porn star Jessica Drake) “Octomom: Home Alone” will likely be Octomom’s magnum opus. We can only hope it’ll be her last foray into the porn industry.

After all, she already posed topless back in March. More recently she’s been working on her masturbation porno.

Of course, now that it’s released, Octomom’s been a busy little bee promoting it. In fact, she made a bit of a splash recently on Howard Stern’s show. She even rode the sybian. This is, of course, the true mark of a porn star. Octomom, now in the ranks of such great women as Jenna Jameson, Tera Patrick, and Bree Olson.

Let’s all just look at Jessica Drake now. Mmmkay, better.

Before she gets into the world of masturbation style sex movies, Nadya Sulemon will take your calls. The Examiner and TMZ report that the Octocrazy is now working for Dial-A-Star, a phone chat line that lets regular people like us call “celebrities”. Seriously. This exists. For $14/minute you can call future masturbation porn star, Octomom and have a conversation. This is where we are as a society. Oh and the other “celebrities” you can speak with? Brace yourselves: Dina and Michael Lohan, Loredana Jolie and AJ Benza. If you have any idea who Loredana Jolie and AJ Benza are please contact us at Orgasm.

Howard Stern, yes, he’s still around, recently spoke with the Octomental and asked her if she’d consider doing sex movies. She said she’d only do masturbation clips because she finds regular porn to be degrading. Riiiiiiight. Tell that to Ashley Sage or Judy Star or Monica Sweet or any of the many other talented adult entertainers who have educated our minds and dicks with their contribution to society. What are you contributing to society besides a pair of saggy tits and 14 offspring?

At Orgasm, we get that you have 14 mouths to feed but you can’t really be picky about how you feed them. Octonut, you’re now working as a prostitute. You may not be talking dirty to the people who are calling in to talk to a “celebrity” but you’re still selling yourself. If you want your kids to have more than one oreo cookie that they have to split for dinner, then maybe you should consider making a porn, be it masturbation or otherwise. Not that I want to see that…

No pics of Octogross in this post. At Orgasm, we always go for class rather than jackass, so I figured pics of hot chicks playing DJ Diddles was the better choice. You’re welcome, America.

Tribbing is also known as scissoring, clam jousting, clit humping, taco bumping,  pussy rubbing, vag grinding and tribadism. It is a non-penatrive form of sex that occurs when a woman rubs her vulva against her partner’s body (sometimes clit to clit if the chicks are flexible) for stimulation. It is derived from the Greek word tribein which means rub. In other news, once I banged a Greek chick named Roula or Toula. It was in college. She was a friend of a friend of a friend. She also had a ginormous ass. Whenever I eat souvlaki I’m reminded of the short XXX time that Roula or Toula and I spent together. Moving on. Below you’ll find two beautiful women engaged in some girl on girl action. I assume it went down like this:

Pamela and Barbara live in Green Bay, Wisconsin. They are employed by the Carr Valley Cheese Company where Barb is a shift supervisor and Pam is a sales rep. One day after work, Pam invites Barb over to her place to watch a Packers game. Both get turned on by Aaron Rodgers completing 89% of his passes.

Pam: Oh gee Barb, I sure am feeling fired up. That Aaron Rodgers is such a great football player.

Barb: Oh ya, he sure is. I’m feeling fired up myself. Why don’t we take our clothes off and mutually masturbate?

Pam: That sounds terrific.

The next set of tribbing ladies are named Sophie (because I like Sophie Moon) and Debra (because once I had a dream I was putting a fuck into Debra Messing and then halfway through she turned into Johnny Cash. I woke up and wondered if I was gay but then I realized that probably confirms that I’m not because who is more manly than the Man in Black?). Right. Okay. Sophie and Debra meet one day at the Crossgates Mall in Albany. Debra (20 years old) works at Taco Bell in the food court. On her break she goes to Hot Topic to purchase a shirt for her boyfriend. She can’t remember if his favorite band is H2O or Juliette Lewis and the Licks so she asks the sales girl to help. Sophie (also 20) assists Debra in choosing the perfect shirt for her boyfriend and the two get to talking. It turns out they’re both in the same Probability and Statistics class at Sienna College and Sophie offers to help Debra study for the midterm. After they’re both done their shifts at Crossgates they retire to Debra’s parents basement to study. Debra’s parents are upstairs but they rarely come down to the basement because they’re preoccupied with their collection of fine Capital Region wines. Things progress nicely and the girls end up quietly scissoring instead of learning. Sex always trumps stats.

Our last girl on girl photograph tells the story of Cassie and her BFF Renalda. They’ve been inseparable since the 8th grade when they met at a Hole concert. This was in 90s when Kurt Cobain had just left us and Courtney Love was off her rocker. Not to be confused with now when Courtney Love is still off her rocker. We find Cassie and Renalda years later. Renalda has married an investment banker named Carl who has accepted a promotion that will move him and his bride from Erie where she grew up to King of Prussia (these are places in Pennsylvania). The ladies part ways for a few months until Renalda invites Cassie to her new home in King of Prussia. She promises shopping excursions in the glamorous neighboring city of Philadelphia and that the two will have a great time. When Cassie arrives the BFFs immediately take to Interstate 78 and embark on a shopping journey through the Streets of Philadelphia (Bruce Springsteen reference!). Renalda buys some lingerie to wear the next time her and Carl get physical. When they arrive back at Renalda’s, Cassie insists that Rennie (a nickmane Cassie bestowed upon her BFF almost 16 years ago) model her newly purchased lingerie. Wine is opened, lingerie is modeled. Carl comes home from work to find his wife and her BFF having sex on the floor.

“Why are you both so shiny?” Carl asks, confused yet aroused

“It’s baby oil, dear.” Renalda pants while rubbing her pussy against Cassie’s.

Carl takes out his iPhone and stars filming the XXX scene unfolding before him.

We all have different tastes, but let’s agree that Nautica Thorn is gorgeous and we should all spank the shit out of our dicks to her XXX clips. If you squint, she kind of looks like your wife Rhea Durham. Just kidding. No one thinks about their wife when they masturbate. Unless you’re married to Nautica Thorn, in which case, we hate you.

Are you a member of the clergy Marky Mark? No? Good. You must like girl on girl stuff. If not you should really get into it. It can be sensual like the pic below of these two babes kissing or it can be raw like Marty with a huge dildo. Why do we get so turned on by two or more women getting their jollies? There’s probably some scientific/psychological explanation, but screw it. It’s hot!

If your dick’s not in your hand right now, you’re made of stone. Sorry, that was rude. Maybe you need something tangible to help you enjoy your own company like masterbilia for masturbation, something that you have in your possession that reminds you of a sexy time you had or wanted to have. An ex-girlfriends bra, a signed Red Sox baseball (you Bostonians and your Red Sox!), one of the costumes from the Planet of the Apes remake – whatever turns you on.

If what we’ve presented above isn’t enough to make your want to spend the rest of the day in full masturbation mode we’ve got just the ticket: The Dildo Monster. It’s a bizarre little XXX film, but you made I Heart Huckabees so you must be into some “interesting” cinema. Enjoy!

Hold onto your hat because Kapri is one wild pornstar. Check out her super sexy pictorial after the jump.

The lovely Kapri Styles is a goddess of the highest rank. She is African American and was born in Atlanta Georgia.

When she started out in the business back in 2005 she flaunted her bee stung tits and apple shaped ass with pride.

If she seems larger than life to you, it’s because as far as porn stars go, she’s a pretty tall, well proportioned woman. Styles is five foot seven and one hundred and twenty three pounds.

She loves a number of different sex acts including anal, double penetration, masturbation and, of course, she loves to give beautiful blow jobs.

Kapri likes to dabble a little in the world of alternative porn. BDSM has interested her for quite some time now. Here she is experimenting with bondage fucking.

The beautiful Styles is a big fan of glass dildos, something that seems to be catching on quite fast around the world of porn. Here she is with one deep inside of her pussy.

Like most women in porn today, Kapri Styles likes to swing both ways. Girl on girl action is hotter with toys, don’t you think?

Another thing Kapri is well known for is the Asian tattoos on her round, mouth watering XXX ass cheeks.

I’m sure that if she went walking around a beach in a thong bathing suit, she would get recognized right away by fans of her work.

One of the best things about the porn community is the equal opportunity fucking that goes on. White guys eat the sexy pussies of black women and in turn, black girls sucking white cocks is also a regular occurrence.

Everyone is looked at sexually in free porn. What you have to bring to the table is celebrated. If you’ve got an amazing ass, you flaunt it.

Recently Kapri got an upgrade on her breasts and she seems very happy about it. We’re not sure about the whole crossed eyed style, but who knows? Maybe she’ll start a new trend.

Whatever Kapri wants to do to her body is alright with us. As long as she leaves her beautiful face alone. It’s rare that a porn star has such a sweet and naturally beautiful face.

That’s all for our porn star love this week. Check out all of the many different porn stars we have on orgasm.com.

Over a very important business lunch, the free porn bloggers and makers decided to do a story dedicated to the food in porn. Or, to be more exact, the food, in porn stars.

When it comes to sex with food, what do you first think of? If you said cucumbers, you get a gold star! Many porn stars have found their pussies filled with this healthy green vegetable.

Next up for food in porn is one that is quite like sex in general. It’s sticky and sweet and makes a mess. Only difference is the tempature. Yes, popsicles are as cold as sex is hot.

Now it’s time to see how deep food can go, down someone’s throat that is! If there’s a better way than this to test out the depth of range a porn star has in her jaw, I’d like to hear it.

That’s a whole lot of meat! I think it’s time to throw some fruit into the mix. What is a porn blog segment about fucking food without a good photo of someone getting fucked by a banana or two, or three?

It seems like there should be more colors on the table. You know what always looks good in a salad? Carrots. There’s really nothing like a nice big carrot.

What’s a little porn without a little cream. Peaches and cream corn that is…

The movie American Pie made fucking pie a national past time but it’s seems like watermelon is also a very American thing to eat…and fuck.

Another very well known snack in the porn world is the hot dog. Usually women feast on this and then go for the real main course of cock. Sometimes though, a girl just wants to have some meat in her pussy.

Wow that is a little gross and this is coming from someone who has the nickname “porno Pete” around the office. Here is a pretty girl fucking a squash to make up for those hot dogs.

It’s really all about the lighting in food fucking porn pictures. You can do a triple penetration with any vegetable of your choosing and with the right lighting, it can look lovely.

Sex with any kind of food can be hot, it’s all in the intention and the passion of the pornstars. A pizza boy can get more than just a dollar tip if he brings the right attitude into a home.

Since the malls are now blaring the screaching wails of Christmas songs, we might as well start our holiday bombardment as well. Here is a girl fucking and sucking a candy cane.

Girls who lick candy are just a little hotter than those who don’t. Remind your woman about that next time she’s asking you to buy her chocolates.

Next time you’re eating a banana, think of your friends over at orgasm.com.

First is the girl on girl orgasm. Those lesbians sure know how to have a good time. What’s hotter than two sexy girls eating each other’s pussy? Three girls is all we can come up with.

Next up is the jerking off orgasm. Yes, we know, this looks like just a hot girl with cum all over her face, but if you look closely, she does have two cocks in her hands. Click here to see Madison take on two jerks.

The hand job is usually the first type of orgasm most men have and it’s always a good standby.

A blow job is another explosive way to see or receive an orgasm. A hot mouth, pretty eyes and pressure in all the right places makes this type of cumming, out of this world.

Squirting orgasms are fantastic for women. They get to spray their female load wherever they want and apparently those things are pretty intense. Say it and spray it ladies!

A cream pie is a very satisfying way to blow your load. Either in the pussy or in the ass, this is a condom free sex act, so just let go when you feel like it kind of cum.

Always make sure you and your partner are tested and trusted before you fill someone up with your cream.

The romantic ejaculation onto breasts is a great way to start off spunking when you’re dating a new girl, it’s not presumptuous and the clean up is relatively easy.

Just make sure she closes her eyes in case your pea shooter has a bit more gun powder in it than you anticipated.

A forced orgasm is a fierce way to shake and shiver. Having no control over when you cum, or seeing someone lose control and be unable to stop, is a delight for many BDSM porn viewers and performers.

A double penetration orgasm can be doubly as intense because there is no where for the orgasm to go but upward.

Women who experience DP orgasms say they feel the wave all throughout their bodies.

Climaxing from anal sex is fantastic for both men and women. Guys get the tight ride, girls get to be filled up in new and exciting ways. Go anal!

Vibrator orgasms are better than most manually given orgasms according to sources at the orgasm.com office.

Maybe that’s why Energizer and Duracel batteries seem to be immune to the crappy economy.

The last orgasm is given to us courtesy of  Sasha Grey. Missionary sex may be vanilla, but an orgasm in missionary position is the world standard.

It’s quite possible that if people didn’t cum in this position, there would be no procreation at all.

Remember folks, your orgasm is up to you. We hope you enjoy all there is to see at orgasm.com