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Amy Fisher: From Prison To Porn?

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Amy Fisher making her official entrance into the porn industry was about as shocking as Rosie O’Donnell stealing a child’s Mars Bar on Halloween. In other words, not very. What is shocking however, is that Dreamzone Entertainment has signed her to a 4 film contract that will begin with The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.

What we’d like to know is: who wants to see a woman who used to fuck Joey Buttafuoco get slammed on film? Never mind the fact that she spent 7 years in prison for shooting Buttafuoco’s wife, or that she’s now 36 – her 36 DD breasts just don’t make up for her having been with a man as trashy as Buttafuoco (even if it was in the early 90′s).

Perhaps Fisher is supposed to appeal to those who like their women with an edge. Clearly she can handle a gun, and her body was hardened in prison – who knows, maybe she engaged some girl on girl orgasm generation? Now that’s something we would pay to see. The rest better be free internet porn however, or we’re not watching. There are too many high quality porn productions out there to waste one’s time on Amy Fisher.

Even Fisher seems to understand society’s obsession with sex. She’s quoted as saying, “Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make.” Of course, Fisher is referring to the sex tape she claims she didn’t authorize in 2008. However it’s debatable that she was an innocent party in her sex tape’s release, especially considering her pornographic aspirations since. We just hope she keeps her thighs fit and her homicidal tendencies in check.

Celebrity Sex Tapes Worth Buying

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

In the years after Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee got freaky on film, celebrity sex tapes became all the rage. In 2003, One Night In Paris became a porn sensation, and changed the sex industry forever. However, with high quality free internet porn at the public’s fingertips these days, and a glut of celebrity sex tapes flooding an already saturated market, have sex tapes become obsolete? We don’t think so. Here’s a few celebrities who could spice up the sex tape market:

Jessica Simpson:

We don’t care who Jess is dating, or how fat she gets. This girl is hot, and a sex tape would be an opportunity to see her ride reverse cowgirl – something worth holding out for. Yeehaw!

Katy Perry:

Ever since she confessed to kissing a girl on her debut album, Katy Perry’s tits have fascinated young and old music fans alike. Never mind the fact that a Perry sex tape would likely involve Russell Brand, it would be a small price to pay to see Perry in all her glory.

Erin Andrews:

America’s sexiest sportscaster seems like she’d be a freak between the sheets. Not only is she the fantasy of adolescent teen sports geeks everywhere, but she was filmed naked at one point in her career (but claimed it was against her wishes). Whether her sex scandal denials are true or not, some high quality Erin Andrews porn would spice up the sex tape industry!

Angelina Jolie:

Assuming we’d get a sex tape where Angie was fucking Brad Pitt, this could be the biggest celebrity couple to ever be recorded on film. With massive production values to match Angie and Brad’s star power, this would be a must see for much of the universe. In fact, we suggest shooting the video into space to give other life forms an opportunity to see the best looking couple in the world doing what they do best.

Is Your Sexual Conditioning Where It Needs To Be?

Wednesday, September 1st, 2010

Picture this: you’re behind a hot chick, pounding away doggy-style. She’s moaning and asking for it harder, but you feel like you’re ready to cum. So what do you do? Do you pull out and blow your load all over her waiting ass, or do you suck it up and pound the crap out of her like a man until she gets off, and then make sure you get off yourself?

What most would do in this situation depends on their physical condition. Therein lies a dilemma: most of America is fat and out of shape, meaning that most of America would be a crappy lay. Even being minimally fit these days would put you ahead of the curve when it comes to fucking.

So which would you rather be? The guy who shoots too early, or the stud that fucks like an internet porn sensation? I’d recommend becoming the latter, and it all starts with solid fundamental groundwork. Try some pushups and sit-ups followed by cardio to increase your thrust rate during sex. Falling prey to stroke management isn’t worth it.

Most men know their limitations but fail to ask – what if I didn’t have any limitations? A little bit of exercise is worth getting the chance to fuck your girl as you’re standing, or spanking her ass as you pound her from behind. Hell, you might get her so excited that she asks you to jizz on her face.

Stranger things have been known to happen.

Orgasm.com: The #1 Porn Site on the Web

Monday, August 30th, 2010

There are a variety of porn sites online that claim to offer free porn from high quality sources, yet most of it seems to end up being largely made up of grainy 80′s footage of spangled blondes on patios. Those of you who still rock out with your cock out every morning to Van Halen could probably care less about the new porno. However, porn sites like Orgasm.com are supplying those hungry sex deprived individuals a nasty new selection of the hottest fuck action around.

Ranging in a variety of categories, you can find anything from black monster cocks, asian midgets and indian foot fucking. There is a plethora of pussy POV’s that will make you wipe the pussy juice right off your own tongue. It’s a wild and wonderful world online, and Orgasm.com is one step ahead of the pack.

The ability to quickly scroll through thousands of videos using detailed keywords, and categories can help the most finicky fucker find the videos that will make them blow a hole through their levis. There is always a great addition to the site every couple of days so that those who are regular visitors won’t get bored. The ability to keep up to date with the porn industry might seem like a characteristic of a hardcore porn junkie, but there are a fucking army of anal devourers that need their updated videos of the highest quality gapes.

If you are in the mood for more extreme porn, you can find that too. Fetish categories will leave you slightly scared and stimulated, depending on how sick who consider your tastes. High budget studios such as Brazzers and porn stars have lent their material to Orgasm.com, filling it with top notch fuck films. They have even created a ‘do it yourself’ porn program, that allows you to create some funky shit. Don’t spend your night trying to find better sites, because this is where its at. The guys at Orgasm.com try they hardest to make you your hardest, and its not an easy job.

How To Achieve The Ultimate Orgasm

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

Perhaps you’ve never had an orgasm, or perhaps you cum several times a day. Either way, there’s always room for improvement, and this is true of sex as much as it is of Wii bowling or ping pong (and trust us, North Americans suck at ping pong). We’re not talking quantity here, we’re talking quality – which can be hard to come by with orgasms (and require a lot of work). Some folks go years before discovering that they’ve been missing earth shattering pleasure, so read on so you don’t miss out!

Let’s start with the ladies. There’s a lot of misinformation out there about women reaching climax, so our first piece of advice is to take control. Men don’t just lie down and hope to achieve orgasm, and women shouldn’t either. Just as men generally find a thrusting rhythm that suits them during sex, most women need to put pressure on their clitoris by rotating their pelvis against their partner and finding a rhythm that suits their needs.

To do this, it’s helpful to start with pelvic exercises to strengthen your core. It’s key to note that pelvic rotation, with the woman on top while fucking, stimulates the G-Spot – which is very close to the urethra. So relax, forget about climaxing simultaneously, and even let yourself squirt if you feel it coming.

As for the boys, it’s pretty easy to tell if you’ve achieved climax. But what about a better climax? For most men, prostate stimulation is the key to reaching your orgasm potential. Start with a finger in your ass and move on to a butt plug while you’re fucking – it may be uncomfortable at first, however once you feel your orgasm spread through your entire body instead of being localized to your cock you’ll want to thank us.

So there you have it, a couple of tips to start you on the road towards mind blowing orgasms. If these tips work for you, let us hear about it in the comments section below!

iPad and the Future of Portable Porn

Saturday, August 14th, 2010

The porn industry is anticipating that the launch of the new Ipad from Apple will be a profitable platform to take advantage of. The portable touch screen computer with built in motion sensors has developers dizzy with excitement. The potential of new and intriguing forms of media through the device will allow the adult film industry to increase its ever-expanding customer base.

Mobile porn never found much success for porn developers due to prohibitions by anal cell phone distributor companies, whom graciously own the world’s largest communication mediums, yet don’t allow one of our most profitable mediums to be taken advantage of.

The launch of the Ipad will allow for more expression, and still retain a level of portability that will compete with the modern day computers. Its portable internet feature will allow users to literally access all porn, at all times. There’s no question that demand for online porn is ever expanding: the worldwide industry has an estimated value of $37.2 billion. The rise of the iPad will only fuel that fire.

Considering Apple has been reluctant to associate itself with porn oriented applications, the development of Html 5 will allow porn companies to produce back-door applications. The new script performs optimally for the iPad, allowing developers to produce games, applications and video for the platform.

According to gigaom.com studio, Pink Visual is already developing content geared toward the iPad. Another successful porn distributor, You porn, is encoding everything for the new standard. Gay site RocketTube has had HTML 5 encoded video prepared for the launch of the iPad. Though there are prominent security issues with HTML 5. It has always been a plague evident in the porn industry. Once consumers are given a choice between consistent security and easy access to porn, the decision won’t be a difficult one.

Next Up for a Sex Tape Scandal? Danielle Staub

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Danielle Staub of Bravo Channel’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” fame is all set to be the new sex tape star for the moment. All I really know about her is that she’s on a stupid reality show, and apparently not liked very much at all.

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The Decline of Western Civilization for our Generation

Thursday, May 13th, 2010

Funny. “The Decline of Western Civilization” WAS for my generation.

But that bold statement is what’s being said about the new documentary by director Ramzi Abed that centers on the alt-porn scene called “The New Erotic.”

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The Batman XXX Parody Must be Really Good…

Monday, May 10th, 2010

Fanboys and girls everywhere can rejoice with the unveiling of porn monolith Vivid Entertainment Groups newest division; VIVID SUPERHERO. The new imprint will champion Axel Braun (Batman XXX, Grease XXX and The Godfather XXX: All coming soon) as it’s lead director.

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Bree Olson Gets Some Mainstream Cred

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Of course that’s what everyone wants! No porn star is going to pass up on the opportunity to pursue a more virtuous path. To be up there with legendary Traci Lords, the queen herself, and more recently Sasha Grey is a dream that all probably have, but only a tiny fraction ever taste.

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