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Take It In The Rear

Monday, February 28th, 2011

For some straight men, there is a big stigma against having their ass played with in any way. Fingering, and certainly no sex toys are allowed in there! Too bad for them that they are missing out on a wonderful life pleasure. There is hope, however, for the hopelessly straight man who is at least willing to try to allow his girlfriend to explore beyond the penis.  And if he thinks it is too weird, just boot up some porn that will show him how awesome it can be!

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One of the best ways for a woman to first approach stimulating a guy’s asshole is to begin while there is other intense pleasure happening for him. She might take his succulent cock head into her mouth. While she is sucking him, she might take the personal lubricant from the nightstand and begin to rub some gently around the outside of his anus. Make sure he is still distracted by the free porn at this point.

She can keep sucking, and while he is in the throes of pleasure, insert one finger slowly. No need to pound hard or do too much at all. He might be taken aback at first, but he is also likely to flow with how good that finger feels inside him while he is getting a blow job. Once he gets acclimated, she can move her finger gently to discover the best subtle motions that will stimulate his prostate (P-spot).

If he has never had an anal experience, he might thank her later.
A not-too- big vibrator might be another way to begin for the more adventurous man. Quite a number of guys are curious about what it must feel like to get fucked with a vibrator because they see porno clips of women loving it, or their girlfriends hitting their orgasm with the sensation. Stroking his cock and balls while introducing the lubed-up vibrator to his ass would be a good way to go. It is generally fun to insert it while it is off then turn on the vibrations and watch him jump with startled ecstasy.

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Butt plugs and anal beads: These might be best for once he is familiar with the backdoor route. Often, inserting the number of anal beads you like inside you by yourself is a good thing to do, followed by sexual activity with the partner. Once a guy discovers these pleasures, he may fuck himself silly with a butt plug while his cock is inside his favorite pussy.

Better Positions

Monday, February 28th, 2011

One easy way for people to spice up their sex life is to try some new positions that they’ve never tried or haven’t done in a very long time. Different sexual positions offer different sensations and stimulation, and sometimes that’s especially true for women. For example, when a woman is on top she can control the speed and depth of penetration, and she can make sure she gets constant clit stimulation which will help most women achieve orgasm.

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For men, sometimes it’s the depth that gives them the most added stimulation, so positions that will enable deeper penetration will be very pleasing. When in the missionary position, if the man raises the woman’s legs up towards her chest, it opens up and elongates her vaginal cavity, allowing the man the access to achieve much deeper penetration than standard missionary position where the woman has her feet on the bed and her legs spread. A minor adjustment like that one can transform a good position into a great position. Rear entry positions are also good for deeper penetration, especially if the lady is lying face down with her backside raised. Lying over a stack of pillows is great for this position. If the lady puts her arms back, the gentleman can spread her legs wide apart with his knees and hold onto her arms or wrists as he thrusts and he’ll get wonderfully deep penetration.

Side-by-side positions can be a lot of fun because they leave both people’s hands free, allowing them both to stimulate other parts of each other’s bodies. Certain positions will leave the lady’s hands free, allowing her to play with the man’s balls or insert a finger into his ass. A man with free hands can provide extra clit stimulation.

If you’re stuck for positions, an easy way to get ideas is from booting up some sweet ass porn.  Incorporate what you see into your routine.  But don’t try anything too outrageous off the bat – work up to the pile driver.

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When Sexting Goes Bad

Monday, October 18th, 2010

There is a small part of me that feels sorry for Brett Favre after he got caught with his pants down, so to speak, texting explicit photos of his dick to New York Jets reporter Jenn Sterger. He’s a grown man so he should have known better, but he obviously didn’t think it through before pressing send on his cell phone. If it was a 14 year old girl who sent pictures of her chest to some boy in hopes of making out with him behind the bleachers, than I would whole heartedly feel bad for her, but Favre is a 41 year old married man who shouldn’t be fooling around in the first place. We all can learn a little something from Favre’s actions.

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A couple weeks ago, one of my chick friends brought up a very interesting topic of conversation. She told me that she received a penis picture from a guy she’d been chatting with on an online dating site for a couple of weeks. Basically, she was completely shocked and a little bit disgusted that he would just send this to her out of the blue without her even asking for it.

She then went on to tell me that she forwarded the picture to a lot of her girlfriends and even asked if I wanted to see it. Of course I did cause I wanted to see if it was really something the cyber dude should be flaunting. Of course it wasn’t all that great so it made me think why he would do it in the first place.

A couple days later we all went out for some drinks after work and my friend with the penis picture proceeded to pass it around to about everyone in the bar. Happy hour got a lot happier as people were laughing hysterically at this poor guy’s dick!

I later went home to think. From a woman’s point of view, a man’s junk just isn’t all that enticing. Sure, it has a great purpose in theory, but just looking at it probably doesn’t do anything for them, and I can totally see why. Dicks have nothing in comparison to tits, and I’m saying this from a completely objective stand point.

So what can we learn from Brett Favre and the cyber dude? Next time you think it is a good idea to send a picture of your dick to some chick, be prepared to have it shown to just about everyone in her group of friends and possibly the news, the local newspaper, and blasted all over the internet. You’ll be a porn star, only laughed at. So, my best advice for you is to not even get yourself involved in sexting, even if you trust the person. Unless you don’t give a fuck who is looking at your dick and scrutinizing every inch of it, then all the power to you!

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How Did Man Survive Before Porn?

Monday, September 20th, 2010

There was a time, long ago that no man had free porn in any form. No magazines, no celebrity sex tape dvds, not even a playboy. You would think that primitive men would be getting turned on by the wind, with all that bottled up sexual energy. So, did we have other ways of satisfying our urge to orgasm?

Men tend to assume that an orgasm consists of draining the main vein, however we tend to find similar enjoyment in other activities that might give us some answers to why we get such a hard on for things that do not include women. We tend to include sexy ladies wherever we can, but when it comes down to it, guys tend to watch a lot of guys do things for most entertainment.

Through history, man has tried to prove who had the biggest dick in different ways, some more ridiculous then others. Lets take a look at some of the various alternatives to watching porn stars get fucked that got us off.

War

Men have a long history with war. There are many different reasons, but there’s a stigma that we are simply fighting each other to prove which ruler has a bigger dick. It could be religious, political, economic or for the fuck of it. Most wars capitalized on the fact that men like to fight, and the idea of watching Saving Private Ryan in 3D on the Imax would most likely make any man jizz in his pants.

Sports

Nothing gets a guy more pumped up than watching his favorite football team (in tight spandex pants) crush their opponents and do the touchdown dance. You’ll probably see some of the most testosterone fueled men orgasm at every hit, and nearly shit themselves when the teams are deadlocked in the last minute. It could be modern man’s attempt to fuel his bloodsport desires, or another aspect to prove who’s the bigger man. One thing is for sure, most guys get more jazzed up over their favorite football stars then fucking a sexy slut.

Fights

It seems like we human beings have a history of violence because we cant occupy ourselves with anything that doesn’t involve semi naked, sweaty men, grappling each other. One of the greatest sports phenomena that has pushed entertainment out of the norm, is UFC. You can’t help but hear tight wearing steroid using douches doing a circle jerk over their favorite fighter. What heterosexual male wouldn’t get turned on by seeing buff naked dudes stick their junk in each others faces and smelling the hot stank of waxed assholes. It’s for aerodynamics of course – they’re professionals.

Disney’s New Neighbor: A Porn Studio?

Wednesday, September 15th, 2010

Signs are mounting to indicate that Disney might be expanding their thematic palate in the near future. Rumors of Disney looking to lease a warehouse at 16th and Folsom have inundated the blogosphere in recent days – an area that’s well known as a venue for shooting bondage porn aka right next door to Fucking Machines studios. Who said that Disney would never meet the likes of Jenna Jameson?

That isn’t to say that Mickey Mouse will be getting a dick any time soon (not that we’d be opposed to such a thing). A realtor who talked to the SF Chronicle speculated that Disney would be interested in this particular location for a far simpler reason. They’re quoted as saying that the “hip, cool, artistic vibe of the mission” probably appealed to the animation giant. Yeah, because those are the first adjectives that come to mind when someone mentions the Jonas brothers.

Hip, artistic and cool might apply to Disney spoofs such as “Poke her hot ass” however, and you can only hope that’s where Disney is going with this. After all, who wouldn’t pay for some Disney animated porn? Sounds like the perfect modern update on the free sex videos that are swimming in cyberspace at the moment. Either way, the idea of Disney getting naked is too hard to resist.

New Google Feature Censoring Adult Content

Sunday, September 12th, 2010

“With great power comes great responsibility.” The wise words of Uncle Ben ring true for the super power that is Google. Google is a powerful tool that can be used for great things. Google instant search gives you real time results as you type – predicting your queries. Unless your searching for sex related things that is.

Earlier today, google launched instant search to the US, with an international release coming later next week. The search shifts will deliver results while you type, no kicking or hitting enter will be required. Simply typing the letter w will bring up weather forecasts, or the search you’re most likely seeking.

However, those of you sex searching all day wont be able to type in “tits” for example. Only a empty blank page will greet you, not the joy of our Dickipedia entry on “tits”. It doesn’t matter if your safe search is disabled, the instant results simply censor out naughty content.

When Google was asked about this feature earlier today at a question session, the director of product management said the friendly feature is being used to protect children. Limiting offensive content will allow the majority of users receive information that wont be diluted with sexual content.

It’s a smart feature for the site and will likely keep seven year olds interested in the pussy cat dolls out of trouble. Those of us who are adamant on finding free porn will still be able to do so with extreme ease, so don’t get your panties up in a knot. The decision to exclude naughty words might eventuality be remedied with another censor feature, for now though us pervs will have to continue to hit the old reliable enter key before going on our porn hunt.

Winona County Declares War On Porn

Saturday, September 11th, 2010

Middle America is known for its right wing political agendas and overly keen interest in private citizen’s bedrooms. In Winona County, Minnesota, county commissioners have taken their meddling to a new level, announcing a “clean hotel” policy that forbids county employees from staying in hotel rooms that offer pornographic movies. While Winona County only employs 334 people, this latest ban goes beyond the small community and violates the civil rights of its employees.

By attempting to control what their employees consume in their private lives by banning porn in hotel rooms, Winona County is opening up an old debate. Unfortunately, they aren’t sticking to the rules either, claiming that porn leads to sexual assaults despite evidence to the contrary. Pornography, a medium enjoyed by nearly every citizen in America, has never been linked to negative activities in viewers. In fact, many studies show that porn enhances the sex lives of its viewers, and many types of porn are used therapeutically in patients with erectile dysfunction.

This is simply another instance of political propaganda taken too far. Thank God for the internet, where free porn is prevalent and the citizens of America won’t be persecuted for enjoying a goof fuck or fisting to help them relax after work. Hell, the citizens of Winona County are clearly in need of online porn to cheer them up in light of this latest ban. Let’s hope they bring their laptops to hotel rooms around the country so they can enjoy top quality adult entertainment on sites like orgasm.com.

Porn as Therapy?

Thursday, September 9th, 2010

When pornography is discussed in a mainstream context, it’s normally villainized by right-wing politicians who use it to serve anti-sex agendas. While this might not seem fair, the general public is becoming more open minded and some are even incorporating lessons learned from porn into their everyday lives. So let’s forget the negative press devoted to porn, and look at what porn can do for you!

1. Therapy: Talk to any sexologist and they’ll tell you that porn is a valuable therapeutic tool. For whom you may ask? The answer is varied, but mainly the impotent. After all, who wouldn’t get aroused by a chick having double penetration in the back of a bus, or a fake titted whore taking bukkake from about 10 guys? Even those who have a hard time getting it up would agree that these are stiffening scenarios.

2. Education: Sure, teenagers could wait for their parents to sit them down and have an awkward conversation about sex with them that would ultimately just end in more uncomfort. This is where free porn comes in. The internet is full of porn that can be used as an educational tool for sexually inexperienced teenagers of legal age. We live in a visual culture, and there’s no better way to learn how to fuck than to watch a couple of hotties in action.

3. Acceptance: Porn films often portray actors from a variety of different racial backgrounds, and are inspirational in their inclusiveness. Before you criticize, consider the implications of 2 guys fucking a girl at the same time. To do this, one has to be comfortable with his sexuality, and reject the homophobic consensus that rules North America.

There’s much to be learned from porn, so don’t close off your mind, and certainly don’t close your eyes. You wouldn’t want to miss a moment of the action!

Facial Flashbacks: When Nice Girls Get Dirty

Tuesday, September 7th, 2010

Have you ever sat down to watch a porn movie and wondered: why have I never fucked my girlfriend like the big boned stud on my computer screen? It’s a good question, and a scenario that most men experience at some point in their lives, especially when they want to embrace their sexuality in a full and fulfilling way. The trouble is, most North American men are stuck treating their partners as friends rather than lovers, and this sets a dangerous precedent in relationships.

The line between being friends and lovers is where facial cumshots come in. There’s no better way to let your partner know you’re serious about getting dirty than busting your load off over her waiting lips. Sure, there’s a measure of dominance and taboo associated with facials, but this is key: it keeps your sexual chemistry from fading, and adds an element of overt dirtiness to an otherwise vanilla relationship.

With this said, it’s important to keep your sexual identity separate from your day to day interactions with your partner. This will help you fuck like a porn star in the bedroom, and stay friends outside of it. Besides facials, try rimming your girl until she lets you stick your cock in her ass. Make sure you use lots of lube and get her moaning – there’s nothing like an anal orgasm to put the spice back in your jalapeno pepper.

So go forth and fuck like the dirty debutant you are! We all have a little Lexington Steele in us, and your relationship might depend on you letting your inner Lex out!

It’s Not Easy Being A Porn Star

Sunday, September 5th, 2010

The last time you watched your favorite porn star get filled with cock on tape, you probably never stopped to think how the whole production comes together. There are many people behind the scenes, working hard to make sure that perfectly bleached asshole is prim and proper for the last anal scene of the day. It is not an easy job to be a porn star, especially if you happen to be a man.

The idea of fucking someone for hours on end would take a toll on any hopeful swinging dick. Imagine having to achieve an erection on command, through camera and light changes. Not only do you have to have a dick the size of a baby’s arm, you got to keep that blood pumping to your cock. You’ll likely pass out if you keep an erection for more than a few hours, so you better start training if you hope to have a chance in hell of becoming a porn star.

Next time you are busy masturbating to some free porn online, and your dog walks in, notice how (hopefully) you find it hard to keep an erection when your being watched? Now imagine 20 people standing around, waiting on you to provide a cum shot of mammoth proportions. You have to be able to paint that bitch white with your magic wand, so you cant afford to be shy. I don’t imagine training in front of a pack of dogs will help you overcome this fear, however maybe some impromptu public masturbation will help you be more comfortable whipping your dick out in front of strangers. That, or it will be an easy way to earn a couple merit points on your criminal record.

Lastly, likely one of the hardest feats for any future professional fucker is to enjoy sex enough to be able to do it everyday. Doing anything day in and day out can be a mother fucking nightmare. After the first couple fucks on film, your mojo will likely be diminishing as quick as your boner. You got to have a serious ability to fuck all day, or else your going to be doing the walk of shame to your trailer.

So there you have it, some of the reasons it can be damn hard to be a porn star. You have to have the complete package or you will never make it in this sex fueled era we live in. Try making some amateur porn with a small cast and crew, see how you do and then decide if you think should move up the major leagues.