There are some things that seem so right in porn, that really don’t work in real life. If you’re a guy that’s grown up with free porn all of your life, before having sex, doing the deed in real life can be a rude awakening, for both you and your fuck buddy.
The smack on the tits that seemed to get that porn star so hot, will usually get you a slap in the face in real life.
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When it comes to watching free porn, everyone has their preference. Some like girl on girl, others like a good threesome and there’s always the old S&M stuff. Whatever your choice in movies, one thing that is always desirable is the girl looking like she’s having a good time.
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Everyone has heard the jokes about how much men love porn and even beyond that about how much they love lesbians in their adult videos. Because straight men are supposed to be so fixated on the female body, and so visually oriented — versus women who are supposedly less visual — they love the idea of two of those hot bodies together, writhing in mutual sapphic pleasure. Women of course are believed to hate pornography and to believe that two men together is totally gross.
Is the man in charge and the superior sex? Though we have learned better in our modern times thanks to the feminist movement, there are those who take it even further, at least in their fantasies. While male supremacy may have been unseated culturally, it has not been replaced by female supremacy instead — except in the bedrooms of certain kinky lovers seeking free sex thrills or those interested in watching FemDom porn. This field is booming, with many x-rated sites devote to the topic of dominant women having their way with submissive men and submissive women.
You can hardly buy a porn DVD online without seemingly-endless ads popping up promising the ability to add inches to your member in as little as a couple of weeks. But is there really any scientific research that backs up the claims?
While the idea sounds great, is it at all even necessary? The most commonly-held opinion on average penis length by scientists suggests that a flaccid penis is going to be 1-4 inches in length and 5-7 when erect. Of course there are many reasons why you would like to have a bigger penis, but it is worth the trouble?
This is not a new idea, for the record. Ancient history has shown a wide range of men trying to increase their penis size through all kinds of methods, whether it is using weights or allowing poisonous snakes to bite them in an attempt for them to get enlarged in the process. Thankfully science has moved on since then, but are any of the methods worth the cost? In terms of surgery today, there are several main operations that all come with risks and often very little in terms of rewards. The ‘skin flap’ surgery basically takes skin from your abdomen and adds it to the penis’ base, with the idea that more of the shaft will then be visible coming out of the body. Another procedure cuts the suspensory ligament of the penis and then weighs down the penis to pull it further away, increasing the length’s appearance. One of the more ‘simpler’ procedures performs liposuction on the pubic area, which, in theory, takes away fat from the area and therefore makes the penis seem longer as a result. These are just a few of the procedures available, though none are performed in massive numbers and, as with any surgery, the side effects can be quite severe. It’s important to note in all of these situations, the typical growth is only a few centimeters on average, not the several extra inches many of the products on the market today claim to add. What about the width, you ask? The most common procedures involve injecting fat into the shaft to increase the width but can often leave the penis looking lumpy or uneven, which is hardly the most aesthetically-pleasing member imaginable.
What about hormones, you say? The bad news is the hormone treatments available are not for people who fall within an average range of penis size. So if you’re just wanting to add some length for you (or your partner) you’re going to be out of luck here. The hormones are used when people have a medical condition called a micropenis. While this might make for a great slam to a friend next time you’re in an argument, it’s a genuine medical condition that is generally treated through hormone injections in young children with the problem. There’s a medical reason for the age treated too: Studies revealed that the hormones work significantly better with children that are prepubescent.
And there are a wide range of products and procedures with little-to-no science behind them. Among the more popular ideas are ligament stretching exercises or ‘jelqin’, which are both methods of attempting to increase the size through rubbing and tugging on your penis, but not in the way you likely would be doing when visiting orgasm.com. As for adding weights to the penis at home? Very little supports that this method would work and odds are you’ll be more likely to end up in the ER than with a 12-inch member.
One of the main types of products you’re bound to see advertised (even if that’s not what it seems like the product would be) is in effect a penis pump. What exactly does this involve? We’ve all see jokes about them in the movies, but would they work? Basically, scientific studies suggest that pumping up the penis is way more effective as an impotence treatment rather than as a penis enlargement. There is a bit of diverse data when it comes to penis pumps though. A study concerning the use of pumps for Peyronie’s disease, which is related to the connective tissues of the penis, did show a general increase in penis length over a three-month time period.
What does this all add up to? Essentially, not very much. Scientists suggest you are unlikely to have success with any of the products available on the market, and if you do, it might be a lot less of an increase than you hoped for. Worth the time and (often significant) cost? That’s for you to decide.
Good for the audience of them, terrible for the critics, adult video has never seen a better boom then what has been happening lately to it online. It’s not just the sheer amount of sites offering downloads and purchasing shopping carts one gets to load in the privacy in their home, it is also how much unusual stuff we have access to, and how everyone can build a porn collection that will hardly take-up much room on a hard-drive or cost all that much.
The Internet and adult video are made for one another and while online downloading does put a strain on dirty movie makers making money, really where else could anyone have access to all these dirty videos? Over time porn companies will find a way to coexist with how porn is disseminated and find how to make their money better…adult video is not going off of the net anytime soon.
It doesn’t seem as if porn ever really becomes too much of a good thing. Human beings have an insatiable appetite for the visual documentary or representation of people fucking. Adult video has survived in one form or another since its inception to the VCR home market and though we don’t actually watch a video tape anymore and DVD sales are strong alongside downloads-at least high-end titles of high-production dirty movies-adult video rolls right into the future as technology bolsters its deliver into audience’s homes.
And that’s what people want. More than really caring what the fuck movie is about, or following a porn star’s career, which certainly many people do and others do care about, it’s the fact that we can sit home and watch an adult video in our own home, alone or with our partner and never be embarrassed over the titles we peruse or have a time limit of when they need to be returned, that makes adult video watching one of our favorite past times and one that won’t end anytime soon.
Sex and dating seem to be the specific prevue of the net. God knows we are on all the time either looking for a date, checking someone’s status on Facebook, or managing some one-hand chatting. All this action and interest occurs on the web or on our portal devices that we are hooking-up when we are out.
And so too do we seek porn across the Internet.
But somewhere along the way we connected porn with sex and dating, while we damn well know none of our sex lives are anywhere near what we see in a porn movie. Having access to sex in the same medium we do porn we can so quickly link the two together, when in reality they are pretty much far apart. We amp-up for one in very much the same way we do another-certainly in the anonymous environs of our homes-and inextricably take one for the other.
Modern day dating might be pretty far removed to how we used to find someone we were interested in, get their number-call them on a landline for Christ’s sake-make dates, go to movies, maybe a few dinners, court them or be courted. The net has truncated our actions, our style even our civility so now we do things so much quicker, with often more direct intent-there are specific fetish websites kinky people hook-up on, for instance-so why wouldn’t we simply regard sex and dating with porn, with the images we see right alongside the chats, with how we download so fast, masturbate then move on to the next activity. We come to gloss over what used to be the seduction, interplay and slow build of sexual interest in the light of how we see sex portrayed around us all the time.
But we are not porn stars. We still react to sex better when we can temper or dates, build anticipation, but as long as we continue to mostly have our intimate experiences online, or at least start them there, sex dating and porn will stay united in a new trilogy.
Everyone needs hobby right? Something to do to distract us, to relax us, and to help us take the edge off of reality after a long, hard day at our job. Since we are all absolutely and completely different, we all tend to choose different pursuits to fill up our leisure time. Many of the more sexually oriented among us normally choose to spend some time checking out the many Internet Free porn sites for a little adult entertainment when we have some down time.
Some people love to garden in their spare time. Others like to go for a run, a bike ride, a jog, a hike or a walk in the woods to enjoy the fresh air and a bit of nature. Still others love to fish, to scuba dive, to golf or to water ski. Everyone among us seems to be able to find something to do to relax and refresh ourselves in our sometimes very limited leisure time, even if it is just curling up on our sofa with a good book or a favorite movie on the television.
Other people among us are more sexual in our natures, and we love to go online and check out all of the free porn sites that are available to us with just the click of our mouse. We can not believe how many sites we can access within a matter of minutes, or even seconds, and just how much free content there is floating around out there on the Internet that is just waiting for us to discover it and enjoy it. So yes, some of the more adventurous among us probably indulge in this bit of fun on a regular basis, and we find it to be a lot more fun than knitting.
As Woody Allen says in one of his movies when his wife accuses him of excessive masturbation, hey don’t knock my hobbies.
When we are growing up, all we wanted to do was to rush home from school to watch the cartoons that were on television then. When we got a little older, we rushed home to watch some soap operas or maybe the afternoon movie. Later on, we began to become interested in dance shows, sporting events, or some of the prime time action adventure selections. When we were finally so called adults, we liked to watch the news shows, a good movie, or of course a sporting event. Well, when we finally became adults, most of us also liked to watch a good porno movie or stag film as they used to be called. Unfortunately finding a porno movie or a stag film like this one with Jenna Brooks was not all that easy. We used to have to go to an Adult video store by the side of a deserted road, order something on line, or bite the bullet and go into a video rental store and risk running into someone we knew at the cash register as we were checking out our selection.
Well today things are a lot easier for us as far as access to many different adult entertainment options go. The Internet has more choices for us than we could possibly ever imagine or hope to make use of, and there is no waiting, no uncomfortable chit chat with a check out person, no scratches, bumps or pops in the films, and best of all no judgement whatsoever from any source at all. We can enjoy some adult entertainment at any time that we choose, and we can enjoy it with the childlike wonder of a kid watching the cartoons that they know will be there for them every day after school and every Saturday morning without fail.
Yes, you are all sorts of grown up now, but you can still always have some fun if you would like to.
Hurry hurry, step right up! Under the big top today we have a bunch of clowns, but not just any clowns — today we are going to look at the nastiest, wildest, and maybe funniest of clowns — the one’s that show up in porn. That’s right — there are a growing number of wild and crazy sex videos that feature the harlequin and the painted madman, that ancient clown of the circus. What does this mean and why is this a growing trend?
In many ways the clown has always stood for sex. Not just fucking, but he stands philosophically for license and hedonism. He eats like crazy, and everything about him is bigger than life after all – even his shoes are extra big, and those jokes about what it means when a man wears big shoes are not new things. It is not hard to imagine the big shoed clown dropping his big pants — and they have to be that big for him — to reveal a massive, dangling, epically sized dick. And this is exactly the kind of thing one might expect to see in a free porn film from the clown fetish.
Of course clown props can be used for all kinds of things. Red noses could be affixed to other organs, and clown shoes make for great paddles for loud and silly spankings. In a world where many people take sex way too seriously and most porn stars we see on free porn videos are all seriousness and scowling. It is no wonder that people want to see people being the total opposite, silly, wild, and buffoonish. So hit those websites and begin looking for clown sex films, maybe before one knows it one will be putting on the paint for one’s self and one’s lover to enjoy. Honk that nose for me! You won’t be sorry you did.