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Breast Massage

Tuesday, January 4th, 2011

Many women have a waterproof reminder hanging in their showers to remind them to check their breast tissue monthly for changes. The conventional wisdom is that a woman should, after her period has ended, hold one arm up in the air and with the other hand feel the opposite breast thoroughly. The process, of course, is repeated on the other side (if you’re thinking of free porn right now, you’re not alone). After doing this exercise consistently, a woman will get used to the feeling of her own breast tissue. In that way, if any change or a lump appears, she will know very quickly.

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Opening up and allowing another to massage the sensitive breasts can be a step of deep trust. Breast massage, done correctly, feels good and can really be healthy as well. As far as the healthy part, the breasts are often compressed in bras that constrict the normal motion and volume of the breast. A tight lacy or underwire bra can cause discomfort as well.

The feeling of setting the breasts free and allowing them to be natural, swinging tits is one that many women look forward to at the end of the day.

Once unclothed, she should lie down on a flat surface. A massage table is ideal. The person doing the massaging will want to warm up his or her hands, perhaps by taking some erotic massage oil and rubbing it in the palm of the hands briskly. The breast massage can begin at any point around the circle of the breast, with a light pressing motion spiraling into the nipple. Do not press with any force directly on the nipple, as that is uncomfortable to many women. The fingers can also make circular motions. Squeeze the breast in an up and down motion and side to side. Ultimately, each breast should be fully massaged and manipulated in every which way in order to assist healing after all the usual constriction, or in the case of the braless, the weight of almighty gravity.

This is not a formal medical description of breast massage, so if you have any questions or discover any breast anomaly, speak to your health professional immediately. FYI: Extra oil makes for sexy, shiny breasts, and once the massage is well underway, wandering hands can make for very happy endings.

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Groupies

Friday, December 31st, 2010

A term coined by a British journalist in the 50′s, the word groupie is now synonymous with backstage female hanger-on’s who ply band members, athletes, theatre actors or even comedians with sexual favors post-show. Almost always one hundred percent female-though there are certainly gay men who will ply a famous singer or hockey player with a blow job-the girls who service the boys-in-the-band or the sports star in the back of the bus, are almost always young comely creatures dressed to reveal their ample charms and wily ways. Famed in song and story, infamous in legend and on the local landscape, groupies have been part of the live performance scene, no matter what the performance is, for as long as anyone can recall.

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It was in the 60′s though, with the meteoric popularity of rock and roll when groupies began to gain notoriety of not actual celebrity above and beyond the specific medium they played in. Because of the mercurial nature of isolated rock stars, often thousands of miles from home, women providing these rock gods who with a meal, a possibility of clean laundry and a soft willing pussy for the night suddenly began to be able to demand their price. And their price would include drugs, clothes and jewelry; unlimited travel to and from the gigs where their boyfriend was coming to and fro from; and most importantly spending time with popular musician and having his attention in and out of bed. Being a consort of the king, even if there was more then one king any given week jetting through Los Angeles, De Moines or New York City, these women held an exalted position even if it was transitory.

This was also before the time of HIV and other dangerous STD’s so rampant today. If a woman was taking her birth control pills, then truly there wasn’t much to worry about with casual sexual contact other then a passing around a case of VD, easily cured with some penicillin injections. A Hedonistic lifestyle, a constant party and orgies of paralleled size and indulgence was the girl’s life as long as she could sustain her libido or keep her musician happy for as long a she stayed in her town. Competition fierce, with ass, tits and cunts being thrown at him in a never-ending barrage of pink firm parts, the rock gentry had his pick of whichever groupie took his fancy.

These days the scene has much quieted. The ravages of time have seen groupies married or retired, or both. Rock stars are either too old to partake in such running around are married or not touring any longer and whole new generation of musician, sports star and the women who want them have replaced the older generation.

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Hanna Barbera’’s Japanese Cousins

Friday, December 31st, 2010

imagesThe fascination of animated drawings and films has been hugely popularized, even in the arena of free porn. The production of anime films that depict graphic sexual material which is often violent and occasionally disturbing is known as hentai. Hentai is a Japanese phenomenon and is not produced in the United States, but continues to maintain a strong and growing American following. Although hentai is a popular form of sexually enticing media, there are many who suggest that it is wrong and immoral.

But those judgments might be seen through the prism of those who certainly don’t understand what they ware watching

The main argument against hentai is that the scenes often depict minors in sexual positions and situations. One hentai film involved a young girl who looked no older than ten, swimming and playing with other children. She is soon enticed into a nearby pool house with three (much older) men. The scene shows her youthful pussy in numerous painful sexual acts, yet she is smiling, laughing, and asking to be stuffed with more cock. Films like this would banned in Japan when the actors are human, but when the movie is animated, the dots connecting right and wrong are blurry.

Hentai does not always depict such disturbing images. Many of the films show typical bondage scenarios, vanilla sex, and fun fantasies. Hentai, like all porn can be used as foreplay to get couples in the mood for sex or it can be viewed for the sheer enjoyment of sexual videos or animated movies.

In the U.S. we have never truly embraced adult themes in our animation. Fritz The Cat broke new ground in mainstream movies with how dirty American cartoons could get, and certainly some T.V. animation does get risky and adult at times, but there is no generally accepted, consistent porn cartoons that are as popular in western culture as hentai is in Japan. The cultures simply view their entertainment differently, certainly their sex and the images they like to explore and masturbate to. The depictions of young girls bordering on the prepubescent getting rammed with big cocks for punishment may or may not say anything about the culture from which they come or might reveal more than that culture would like to admit.

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Fake Tits

Wednesday, December 29th, 2010

It’s sad, really, that so many women think that men like big breasts, to the point where they will prefer artificially big boobs you’d see in free porn over natural. You can compare the ratios of each on Orgasm.com’s big tits category page here. Certainly, there are quite a few men who are so obsessed with breast size where they don’t mind that a woman has undergone plastic surgery to increase her bust. But there are many more men, according to sex researchers and many other sex-perts who report that the many men who prefer bustier women do so only when those women have natural breasts and if they don’t, they’’d prefer smaller real ones over large artificial ones.

 

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Bondage Done Right

Sunday, December 26th, 2010

imagesThere are many forms of sex that people engage in, and one of the most common, in one form or another, is bondage. Bondage basically is, the idea of restraining a person either to intensify sex or as a prelude to fucking. Like everything else in our intimate lives though the types and degree or bondage varies widely from person to person. But bondage is, in one form or another, a rather popular sexual activity.

Bondage is also very risky and not something couples should engage in lightly or with just casual attention. One of the most common mistakes people make in regards to bondage is to confuse the reality of bondage as sex play with their fantasies or what they might have seen in porn movies or read in erotica books. But the fact is that bondage in reality is a very different specific type of intense play and unless couples can discern the difference between what they think they want and what they actually get, either by taking classes or reading some serious how-to books, then they should never, ever attempt bondage.

Communication is most important in sex, but doubly so in a bondage scene. The person being restrained must be able to say what is working in the scene and what is not working and, especially, when/if they might be in some trouble. It’s best never to use a gag or block the person being restrained airwaves or mouth, even if the participants want this. One should always be able to say what is working and what is not! Safe-words should be agreed upon at all times as they should always be in any sexual scenes involving dominant and submissive approaches.

It is also extremely important not to use homemade or cheap bondage equipment like scarves or rope or handcuffs. Bondage equipment that is built and sold by people who know how to do it right might be expensive but it is also designed to be safe for everyone using it. Using the wrong kind of stuff for bondage can be very, very dangerous as scarves can knot up and be difficult to open, handcuffs can cause very serious damage to skin, and ropes can cut off circulation leading to extreme injury.

Playing smart and playing safe means couple can play like porn stars for a very long time.

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Christmas Porn Parodies We’d Like to See

Saturday, December 25th, 2010

Free porn is awesome. Christmas is awesome. Combining them? Kick ass.

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The 12 Inches of Xmas
Not So Silent Night
Santa’s Naughty List
Jack Frost is Licking at My Hos

Deck the Balls (S&M)
How the Grinch Stole My Anal Virginity
I Say Mommy Swallowing Santa Claus
National Lampoontang’s XXX mas Vacation

Ebeneezer Splooge
The Clittle Hummer Boy
Santa’s Lap…dancers
Stranger in the Manger

Santa Claus is Cumming Too Loud
Mary Ain’t A Virgin No Mo’ (interracial porn)
Frosty the Ho Man
Pink Stocking Stuffers

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The 5 Most Sinful Sex Tricks

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

Dec 22 orgasm.com1Ain’t it the truth; we all want to be the best lover we can be. The one who stands out from the crowd. The one who keeps her coming back for more. The one who gets her to cum again and again.

We’ve all seen these kind of studs in free porn, but let’s be real, that shit isn’t how it goes down in real life. So, if you want to come as close as possible to what these guys can do, then you need to follow the five most sinful sex tricks.

1. If you know that your partner is a bit of an exhibitionist, stand her in front of a full length mirror. Then stand behind her and begin to seduce her. Kiss her all over from you neck to her tits and then eventually remove all of her clothing. Bring her to orgasm with your hands and all the while she’ll get to watch as your pleasure her and you will also get to see exactly what she looks like when turned on.

2. For all you guys who didn’t know, there is a patch of sensitive skin at the inner end of the vagina called the anterior fornix aka A-spot. When you rub this part of her is produces the most lube for the vagina. It can be found just above the cervix. Find this spot by putting one lubed finger into her as far as it will go. Keep yourself relaxed and run gently. Use your finger to explore the from wall and when you hit the spot she’ll get wet.

3. We all have our drawers of sex toys, but I want you to create a “naughty box” in your bedroom. You and your partner should write down some out of the ordinary sexual requests.

4. If you only have a large vibrator and you want to stimulate her clit, then you want to get something hard, long and narrow.  and hold it loosely in your hand with the tip against the part you want to stimulate.

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5. Guys, listen up! The clitoris is larger than you probably think. It’s essentially a set of nerve endings but only the tip is visible. The rest is hidden beneath the surface. To stimulate, you should use the V technique. Use your index and middle fingers to from a V and then slide them on either side of the clitoris. Your fingers should be pointed downward and you can use your other hand to stimulate the “outer” clit or use this technique during intercourse.

If you try all of this sinful sex tips then you’re sure to get your girl back in the sack because she will be so satisfied she wont be able to stay away!

Getting Through The Holidays

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

Considering that the average cover charge for a New Year’s party hovers around the $100 mark; it sure tends to leaves many disappointed and urging to get home to their free porn. After all, with dozens of couples flaunting their blissful selves around us lonely folk, it’s not wonder so many of us get depressed and curse love in all its glory.

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And so, for those who find themselves single in wake of the new year, follow these three simple – and brutally honest – tips:

1. Play The Role Of Grinch – Whoever started the tradition of kissing on New Year’s Eve deserves to be shot. Ok, maybe not shot, but a kick to the balls (or box) wouldn’t hurt. It seems as thought not having a significant-other to smooch you at the stroke of midnight is serious enough to classify you as a sore, lonely loser – but things don’t necessarily have to go that way. Instead of feeling sorry for yourself, proceed to make all of your ‘coupled’ friends feel like crap by flaunting your single status for all it’s worth. Discretely remind them that while they simply must attend that boring pot-luck party, you’re free to hang out in your boxers and get wasted by the fire while watching South Park re-runs. Even if they don’t look impressed, deep, deep down they’ll envy your freedom. The result? Single “loser” 1, boring couple, 0.

2. Do Whatever The Hell You Want – While on the subject of staying in, be sure to do whatever you please on the last night of the year. If you want to venture the great outdoors and get smashed at a watering hole, then by all means. Sex with a random stranger? Go for it! Provided you use protection, of course. Alternately, don’t feel guilty if all you want to do is sit by TV eating a whole bag of chips. One day, you’ll eventually look back and realize that what others may have perceived as “pathetic”, was actually the ultimate act of freedom.

3. Have The Time Of Your Life – If you do decided to venture outside and hit a bar or club, make sure to go all out. What better way to ring in the new year than to get absolutely sloshed at some dingy watering hole? Plus, it will provide you with plenty of opportunity to meet other singles who, just like you, made an effort to show some face. So go out there, dance your ass off, get naked, and make a total fool out of yourself for once. Eventually, you’ll have a woman who is set on telling you what to do – so enjoy being single while you still can.

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The Top Ten Sex Trends Of The Decade

Wednesday, December 22nd, 2010

The first decade of the new millennium will definitely be remembered for one thing…SEX! Yes folks, this was the most sexual decade of them all and sex hasn’t captured this many headlines in the history of man kind. Here is a look at the top 10 sex trends of the last decade.

The Celebrity Sex Tape:
It is the trend that wouldn’t die and the one question asked during the end of this decade remained: were there any celebrities out there who didn’t have a sex tape that was like free porn? Once upon a time, hollywood celebs were a breed of elites, but they’ve proved otherwise in this decade and showed their ugly side, not too mention, their front side, back side and a lot more than that!

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Threesomes:
Once the millennium turned, someone decided that sex between just two people wasn’t enough. We’ve seen celebs hop on the menage a trios band wagon and you couldn’t turn on the TV without seeing two girls and one guy.

Turning Lesbian:
In the last decade there has been an abundance of woman turning gay. But no one will ever know if they’re truly gay, or just curious. College girls were making out with their BFFs, the “L Word” made the lifestyle seem fabulous, and Megan Fox and Amanda Seyfried made a lesbian experience seem fantastic!

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Sex Toys:
The last decade is probably best known for spawning a $1 million, diamond encrusted vibrator. Adult sex toys were everywhere and the xxx accessories became novelties.

Political Scandals:
Clearly Clinton started this trend back in the 90′s but within the last decade is when political scandals really came to the surface.

Anal Sex:
Many years ago Eddie Murphy wrote a song which detailed all of the different things that you could put in a person’s butt. During this decade, people of all ages were putting dicks in butts and anal became the newest and best form of intercourse.

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Sexting:
Wikipedia defines sexting as “the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photos electronically, primarily between mobile phones,” a a poll also reveals that two thirds of you have once dirty texted.

Christmas Presents That Will Not Get You Laid

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

They’re pulling out all the stops this year and there are some pretty outrageous christmas presents out there that wont do you any good! I don’t know about you, but I’m less concerned with family and turkey during Christmas, and a lot more focused on getting laid. So, if you feel the same type of Christmas spirit as I do, check out these Christmas gifts that WONT get you laid.

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Mistletoe Underwear
If you hear some bells ringing and you don’t know where it’s coming from, it could be from a dude wearing a mistletoe thong! Some guys are just doing it all wrong this season and wearing one of these things is a definite factor in not getting you any action this Christmas season.

The Cookie Sutra
The Karma Sutra book illustrated with cookies isn’t something that will necessarily get anyone one in the mood.

Babeland Blowjob Expert Kit
This is basically the equivalent of giving your girl a vacuum for Christmas, except for the fact that you want her to be the vacuum.

Candy Cane G String
The only thing that this Christmas present is going to do is creep everyone out.

Adult Mistletoe
This gift comes with the mistletoe and the condom. Just like the packaging says, “you never know what a kiss will lead to!”

“I’m a ho ho ho” T-shirt
I’m sure your girl will not appreciate you giving her a shirt that says she’s a ho.

Flashing Pecker Santa Hat
It’s the fastest way to spot a dick head, and therefore will not get you laid!

Lip Locked Lesbians Ornament
Two naked girls making out on a christmas ornament may not be the best way to inform your girl that you want her to have a three-some.

“Santa’s Little Slut” T-shirt
There is no woman out there who appreciates being called a slut, even the chicks on free porn don’t like it!

Sexy Penis and Boobie Stockings
Your girl wakes up to find a big, red fury dick and set of tits hanging by the fireplace with care. You’re not getting any action today.

So, take note guys, if you want your Christmas to be really special this year, do not buy any of these gifts!

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