Traveling with your significant-other can be both heaven and hell on earth. While you’ll have plenty of chances of having as much sex as possible (sans free porn, for once), being together all day, everyday could start to take its toll. In order to prevent any possible vacation tragedies, read on for a list of preventative measures that might save you from regret.
Have Tons Of Crazy Sex – We all know that it’s not everyday where you are blessed with a hotel, room service and not having to worry about going to work the next day. With that in mind, make sure to take this opportunity to have as much sex as you possibly can. Failure to do so might make your girlfriend wonder why you’re acting like such a pussy in such an opportune moment.
Avoid Spring Break – Despite knowing that you’d be more than pleased to attend a wet t-shirt contest, bringing your girlfriend along is a recipe for disaster. Not only do you run the risk of her acting like a jealous lunatic, but your girl might have to endure hundreds of horny dudes grinding up against her. It’s simply not worth it.
Take The Occasional Break – While the whole point of a romantic getaway is to spend as much time together as possible (and to have plenty of orgasms), taking some alone time is also a requirement. Failure to do so might result in petty fights and/or having you two come home sick and tired of each other’s presence. Try treating her to a spa session while you sit back and do your own thing.
Know That Shit Happens – There is nothing worse than a grumpy traveling companion. In order to prevent yourself from spoiling your own vacation, always expect the worst. Cancelled flights, extra charges and perhaps even a broken arm (you never know) do happen, so don’t let one bad event ruin everything else. Make the most of the time you have left and you’ll avoid coming back home single.