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Sex Tips For Bored Couples

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Good news to all of you married souls out there! Unlike the popular belief that the majority of eloped couples lead close to inexistent sex lives, science has once again stepped up to the plate and revealed that short of having to resort to free porn every night, married men have more sex than their single counterparts. And before you ask – yes, with their wives. Mistresses are so last year.

In thinking about married people having sex and daily orgasms, I decided to break down a few tips and tricks on how to handle the art of in & out when children and old age are concerned. After all, your college dorm days are far from over my friends.

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Communicate Effectively – If you and your partner find yourself with a dwindling sex life, consider your current communication methods. One of the best ways to keep your sex life – well, alive – is to be verbal about your preference in the sack. If you liked to be touched in a certain spot or try a new position, then by all means, let your significant-other know. Only then will you be able to be in the same page.

Give To Receive – One of the biggest complaints amongst married couples is the lack of appreciation between husband and wife (or husband & husband, wife & wife…whatever floats your boat). If you think that your love life is no longer what it used to be, consider showing your partner some appreciation, even if only for their seemingly small, everyday tasks. You’ll be surprised to see how easy it will be to get some cunnilingus or daily blow jobs after a few tokens of appreciation.

Try Someplace New – A big part of what makes porn so exciting is the fact that it can happen anywhere, at anytime. Just ask the pizza delivery man. If you’re looking to add some of that spontaneity to your own love life, try following suit and opting for less-than-traditional boning spots. The shower and dining room table are great options. Just be 100% positive that your kids are not around – or won’t show up mid-act and be scared for life.

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Shaving The Beaver

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Shaving your girlfriend’s pubes can be an experience more gratifying than stumbling across a quality free porn site. However, going about this ancient skill requires confidence and a certain know-how that not every man is blessed with. Failure to perform this correctly could result in something I like to call (UPC) – that’s short for unfounded pussy complex. Doing it correctly on the other hand, will ensure that your ladie’s vag is trimmed to your exact specifications and that sex will be that much hotter. Read on for a breakdown :

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Required Prep-Work - First things first, do not just jump into it and casually ask if you can shave her beaver. That is relationship suicide. She will either think you’re a total pervert with some weird pube fetish or she’ll take it an insult that her vag is too bushy. Start by complimenting it with words like: sexy, pretty and delicious. Calling it a “pretty fish taco” won’t do. You can then proceed to give her enough oral sex to prove just how into her you really are.

Suggest By Example – One of the best ways to get your girl comfortable with the idea of a bare beaver is by displaying your neatly trimmed package in all its glory. After all, you can’t expect her to fall into you shenanigans if you can’t even handle your own bush. Once that’s taken care of, bring up your newly trimmed nut-scruff and try to get her opinion on it. Ask her if it made sex feel any better and if you should stick to that “hairstyle” from now on. This talk will eventually lead her into asking you about her own bush, in which case you finally suggest playing barber.

Time To Party – Now that you’ve gotten her ready to slip into the shower or bathtub, it’s time to make your move. Make sure to keep a razor around so you don’t have to casually leave to go grab one (new blade, preferably). That would just look sad. Now, have her sit with her ass between your thighs and proceed to apply plenty of shaving cream. As for direction, always go for grain down. You don’t want to end up cutting her lady bits.

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Don’t Go Fishing

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

There is something to be said for women leading men on. Most women are aware-most of the time-how they are dressing or acting and that they are turning attention to themselves with their sexuality (some at free porn levels). There isn’t an adult woman alive who doesn’t realize how she affects men with her tits bouncing, her hips swaying and her ass jiggling. And if a girl is too young to realize what she is doing and how she looks doing it, then her parents should be on her prepubescent booty to cut it out but quick!

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If one does not wish to get one’s worm bitten one should not dangle it off a hook in a school of hungry fish.

The same is true for going on-line trolling for dates. If one joins a dating site, puts up a profile pic or even turns their status on their Facebook wall to single then one must expect some interest. Hetero women are prey to most a hetero guy, even lesbians and as such they must know the rules of the game: that if they put it-and it can be a million and one things from a smile to a bulging cleavage- out there, like ol’ Kevin Costner building his dreamt-of field in Iowa, men will come and cum hard if they can!

Sure, men could learn to temper their cocks a bit. They could begin to realize that there is a flesh-and blood human being underneath the short skirt and make-up but truly men are not smart enough to take those leaps of consideration when they suddenly have an erection. As much as men need to learn that women are living breathing creatures with minds and emotions as well as pussies they can plunder, women have to learn that men are often only bodies controlled by the emotions of their cocks. Once again, one must know well into what waters one dives.

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Of course to a greater or lesser degree, each man will be turned-on to different things. What to one guy sees as a short skirt another man will not think short enough and not even turn his head. Guys with fetishes will spin their wheels on the most mundane flips of material or the most innocuous explore of a body part-like an upturned ankle-no woman could ever defend herself from their interests.

By and large women are put upon way too much because of their sexuality, but they should realize even the potential of affect they are having and be responsible in shark infected waters when baiting their hook.

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The Ten Hottest Female Celebrities With Small Tits

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

When it comes to free porn, all we see is chicks with huge tits that don’t move and inch because of how plastic they are. Sometimes it’s nice to see a natural tit, even if it is teeny tiny. Although most of us probably don’t seek them out, they are definitely highly underrated. Here is a look at the ten hottest female celebrities with small boobs:

Sienna Miller: This former model, actress and Jude Law’s ex is also strikingly boobless.

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Imogen Poots: Check this girl out in the Michael Douglas flick, Solitary Man and you will fall in love with her. Her hypnotic eyes, breathtaking looks and trendy style make her the next Keira Knightley.

Natalie Portman: She is getting naked a lot more often these days and I couldn’t be happier about it.

Kate Hudson: After all the plastic surgery her mother has gotten you’d think she was offered a free pair of tits at some point. But, I’m glad she didn’t take them up on her offer.

Keira Knightley: There is no chick in the world who is hotter than this girl, small boobs and all.

Kate Moss: Kate Moss made small boobs cool.

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Emma Watson: Hermione from Harry Potter is all grown up but her knockers never will.

Mischa Barton: One of the only reason to watch the OC, Mischa Barton with her stunning looks and perfect tits.

Shannyn Sossamon: The chick from 40 Days and 40 Nights has something really hot about her. Yes, her tits are small, but they work so well with her eyes, body and self confidence.

Evan Rachel Wood: The star of Thirteen, Across the Universe and The Wrestler loves to get naked and freaky, and that’s hot no matter how big or small her tits are.

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Masturbate The Modern Way With The Tenga Egg

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

The subject of sex toys is no news to the folks at Orgasm. Having seen just about everything the market has to offer, coming across a product that makes us get up off our seats is reason for celebration. Most recently, a friend forwarded me a YouTube video marketing one of the most revolutionary male-oriented sex toys I have ever seen, the Tenga Egg. Ten minutes later and I had half a dozen of those bad boys on their way.

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Following in the footsteps of products like the popular Fleshlight, the Tenga Egg is essentially a masturbatory aid that mimics a real-life pussy like nothing else. Encased in a plastic egg, the product itself consists of an ‘Onacup’ which is the name for a Japanese brand of artificial vaginas invented by the legendary Mr. Matsmoto in 2006. Since its release, it’s become so popular that it sold over two million units worldwide. Now that’s a whole lot of masturbating.

Understanding the product to the full of its abilities requires watching the video but in a nutshell, it basically consists of a jelly-like egg with a hole on one end. By adding some lube to its interior and ‘rim’, you can then proceed to stick your dick in there and go to town with your favorite free porn site, or without, whatever strikes your fancy.

Tenga eggs come in a variety of different ‘terrains’. What that means is that depending on your preference of bumps and grooves, you’ll be sure to always find something you like, or keep yourself entertained by trying them all.

For those who still need some convincing, read on for a couple of Tenga Egg facts that might help you place an order (or not):

- After personally testing out all of the different egg varieties, I can safely say that they are all different and provided me with different sensations. It’s like fucking a different woman everyday minus all the emotional baggage.

- The included lube is probably the best I’ve ever used. Highly recommended.

- It actually feels like you’re having sex or getting a blow-job. It definitely puts the fleshlight to shame.

- Being disposable, that means clean-up is as simple as tossing it in a bin; however, given that a ‘Tenga Egg Variety Pack’ (6 units) costs a whopping a $34.99, it will be the most expensive stick beating you’ve ever had.

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Pink Viagra

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

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With the astounding popularity behind Viagra, it is no surprise that the drug industry would soon look for ways to provide women with the same type of ‘benefits’. And it is exactly that quest that motivated film maker Liz Canner to come up with Orgasm, Inc. The much buzzed about documentary that touches upon the pharmaceutical rat race to receive FDA approval on the so-called “pink Viagra”. It seems as though women will finally get the chance to deal with female sexual dysfunction (FSD), something that is seldomly brought to light but very much real.

However, too many people are still uncertain as to what that entails. After all, male sexual dysfunction is very easily targeted, while FDS can be a lot harder to pinpoint. For example, identifying sex related problems such as erectile dysfunction and premature ejaculation is quite common – all it takes is some objective observation. On the other hand, identifying sexual dysfunction in women is entirely different. Let’s just say that not having a dick makes things that much harder.

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When trying to diagnose a man with sexual dysfunction, there is one simple question to be asked. If he is capable of reaching an orgasm, he is most likely healthy. If he can’t, he is probably dealing with some sort of sexual dysfunction. It’s pretty much black and white. Given the known rate that about 75% of women are not capable of climaxing through intercourse alone, diagnosing any sort of FSD becomes that much harder. A report from the Journal of Urology gave away a few common signs of FSD that will be sure to help those who are still uncertain. Some of them include: no interest in sex, phobic avoidance of anything sexual (including things like free porn), lack of libido, extreme difficulty in reaching an orgasm and/or any sort of genital pain.

If you ask me, the majority of these “symptoms” could be easily solved through proper communication, a change of partner, some lube and a sex toy or two. As the documentary shows, the main drive behind pharmaceutical companies who are trying to push this “pink Viagra” to go onto the market are mainly interested in money. Now if only more people were smarter to realize that.

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Slutty Cheerleaders

Monday, February 7th, 2011

courtney_simpsonWhile the subject of choice for much of the free porn we’re into still revolves around cheerleaders, many still falsely believe that in real life, they are nothing but prude spoilt brats. Turns out the porn industry didn’t get it all wrong. From orgies to pom pom orgasm scenes, many of our favorite adult films are nothing but recreations of real life events. Below, we’ll highlight some of the most shocking sex scandals involving the quintessential American sex symbol – cheerleaders. You can thank me later.

1. The Arizona State Cheerleader That Decided To Go Nude – Arizona State University girls already have a bit of a – ahem – “reputation” of doing porn, posing naked and getting into other shenanigans such as drugs, alcohol binges and general slutty behavior. With that said, it was no surprise to discover that a Mormon Courtney Wilson decided to give up on her scholarship and move to California in order to persue a career as a porn star. After proudly showcasing her cheerleading outfit in one of her films, ASU administration was absolutely mortified. We were proud.

2. Orange Coast Orgy - After attending one of those cheesy cheerleading competitions somewhere in the United States (a la Bring It On), the Orange Coast College girls decided to go a little crazy and brought some lucky guy back to their hotel for a night of drinking, drugs, half naked pictures and an orgy or two. After the pictures went viral, the schools reputation went down the drain, bringing the girls along for the ride.

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3. Bothell High School Cheerleaders Get Naked – In yet another bad case of “sexting”, a couple of Bothell High School cheerleaders decided to get a little crazy and took a couple of naked pictures of themselves in a bubbly bathtub. After sending it to their boyfriends, the pictures quickly spread out to the rest of the school and the girls were suspended. Maybe next time they’ll think twice before being that stupid. Though we’re certainly not complaining.

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Good Relationships Important For Satisfying Sex

Sunday, February 6th, 2011

Feb 3 orgasm.com1The relationships of New Zealander’s are thriving, and according to a survey, it is because they have satisfying sex lives.

67% of people said they were satisfied with the sexual aspects of their relationship, while 83% said they were satisfied with their relationship overall.

The survey was conducted by Relationship Services which is the largest counseling and relationship education agency in the country. Its looks at the way couples in long term relationships talk about and deal with issues relating to sex and intimacy.

“We found it really interesting that we asked people about sex, and they told us about relationships,” said the Chief Executive.

“When the sexual aspect of a relationship is going well, it can help build intimacy and satisfaction in a relationship. When it’s not going well it can be a difficult issue to broach. Either way, it can be a major contributor to the level of satisfaction people feel,” he said.

One clear message from the survey is that talking and listening to your partner are two of the best sex aids available; not resorting to free porn to get your jollies guys! People satisfied with their sexual relationship talk ad listen to their partner, they discuss sexual problems, and they focus more on understanding than blame.

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When it comes to the most common issues found between couples, these included one partner wanting to fuck more than the other, and then life problems like work, family, stress. Sex outside the relationship was reported by only 19% of people. “People often think affairs are much more common because they get so much attention in the media,”

The survey also asked where people turn for information and help about sexual problems and most looked to books and website. But, for help with sexual problems, they turned to people who they knew and trusted.

So, what can we learn from this? Sex is more important in creating a strong relationship than anything else. And, if your girlfriends don’t believe you, have them read this.

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Stadium Sex At Its Best

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Stadium sex.You’ve seen it in porn time and time again but the odds of putting it into practice are often easier said than done. Not only is it risky, but getting caught would involve public humiliation and a night in prison. However, I’d still encourage you to try it. If you look at it from the bright side, getting caught could result in massive displays of encouragement, and spending the night in a cell for having sex in public would make for a funny story in the future. Here, I’ll highlight some of the wildest cases of stadium sex. Perhaps they will inspire you to go out there and try it out for yourself.

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1. Upper Section Sex – This particular instance has been making the internet rounds for quite awhile. Somewhere in the good ol’ US of A, a couple decided it would be a good idea to get it on in the upper-section bleachers of a baseball game. By “discretely” sitting on her partners lap, the couple would take occasional pauses from all the bouncing to check for spectators. Little did they know they were being filmed all along. Probably one of the best instances of free porn I have ever seen.

2. Bathroom Stall Sex – A couple of Dallas Cowboys fans decided to bone in the stadium’s Hall of Fame section – in the bathroom stalls. After getting a little too carried away in the moment, little did they know that they were being filmed by dozens of fellow sports enthusiasts who were snickering outside of their bathroom stall. Upon leaving the bathroom, they were warmly greeted by hundreds of cheers from the crowd and cries such as “see you on YouTube!”.

3. Grand Stand Sex – Similar to the Upper Section sex story, a couple was caught engaging in a little foul play when a voyeur took a shot of a woman masturbating with her panties down to about mid-thigh – all while making out with her boyfriend. Seriously, do these people really think they’re not going to get caught? Everyone has a camera phone people!

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The Top 5 Best Lesbian Sex Scenes In Film

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

Some Hollywood films have such racy sex scenes that it makes me wonder why I resort to free porn to get my fix. After all, the differences between multi-million productions and the average seedy joint porno are too drastic to even discuss. And while I’m on the subject of sex scenes, nothing beats some girl-on-girl action. Yes, lesbians never fail to make my heart beat a little faster and make the tent in pants go up that much quicker. Below, I’ll list a few of my all-time favorite lesbian sex scenes in film. That way, instead of opting for ‘Lez Cuties III’, you’ll be able to get off on something slightly more intelligent.

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1. Natalie Portman & Mila Junis in Black Swan – Yes, I know this one has been discussed on pretty much every news outlet out there but it’s too good to by unmentioned. For starters, both actresses are smoking hot and the oral sex scene practically made me bounce off the walls. Kudos to Darren Aronofsky for creating such a masterpiece.

2. Elizabeth Mitchell & Angelina Jolie in Gia – I don’t think there’s a lot I can say about seeing Angelina Jolie play a wild and insanely horny lesbian. With plenty of bare tits sprinkled throughout, you’ll find yourself pressing the rewind buttons every five minutes.

3. Denise Richards & Neve Campbell in Wild Things – If you were a kid in 90′s you probably had a VHS copy of Wild Things stashed somewhere in your closet – and not because of the intricate storyline. Watching a still-sane (and hot) Denise Richards make out with Neve Campbell in a – wait for it – swimming pool was too much to handle.

4. Rebecca Romijn Stamos & Rie Rasmussen in Femme Fatale – Do I really need to say anything more than ‘Rebecca Romijn’? Despite it involving a ridiculous plot – space travelling Egyptian prostitute et all – watching Romijn make out with a girl was all I needed to see to give this flick two thumbs up.

5. Riley Steele & Kelly Brook in Piranha 3D – Even though this was one of the most ridiculous ideas for a movie EVER, they make up for it by having two girls kiss underwater – naked. Now hand me those embarrassing 3D glasses.

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