A buddy of mine told me something in confidence. I told him I would take this story to the grave. Turns out, I’m not a good friend. Some stories just need to be told. Ryan (not his real name) was dating this very quiet girl, a real carpenter’s dream. So quiet in fact that if you were right next to her when she was speaking, you couldn’t hear what she was saying. It’s akin to the Seinfeld episode with the low talker where Jerry is forced to wear the “puffy shirt” on the Today Show. She was cute so we didn’t give Ryan any flack about dating a chick who barely spoke and when she did no one was privy to what she was saying unless you had supersonic hearing. Like most men, Ryan assumed that quiet girls were animals in bed. He was right. After the jump find out why their sex life was so….hilarious.
Archive for the ‘Fetishes’ Category
Have A Laugh With Clown Sex
Thursday, March 1st, 2012
Pregnant Sex – Banging For Your Baby
Monday, February 27th, 2012Babies man, what a trip. They’re always crying or leaking from some orifice and they’re expensive. I don’t even have money in my bank account to buy a cheeseburger or a serious girlfriend right now. However, should I meet that special honey and plant my seed in her bush for life, to quote the Roots, I’d hope that we could continue to have sex while there’s another human growing inside of her. For those of you who find yourselves with an expectant lady read on after the jump and learn the best positions for pregnant sex.
Man, I hope that’s not alcohol in her glass.
House of Pain – Bondage Sex
Wednesday, February 22nd, 2012There are certain things I’ve never done. For instance, I’ve never recorded the final out in the World Series, shut out the San Jose Sharks in the Conference Finals and engaged in BDSM. There’s a very good chance that I’ll never do the first two things, but the last one could come to fruition. Read on after the jump and learn about XXX sex, doms and subs, bondage play and how to do it safely while still getting your rocks off.
What is “alt porn”?
Friday, February 17th, 2012With all the new porn genres emerging out there in the world of free porn online, it’s hard to keep up. Don’t worry guys, I got your back. If you’ve been wondering what the deal is with this new term called “alt porn” read on and find out the definition and some hot examples after the jump.
Foot Job Sex Like In Porn? You Bet!
Saturday, February 4th, 2012Is that a foot between your feet or are you just happy to see me? Ah yes, the ole foot job, one of the lesser known ways to have a girl jerk you off. I guess it’s not really jerking since the movements wouldn’t be as controlled because you’re using your feet but for arguments sake let’s call it a form of getting jerked off. Anyway, if you’ve never gotten a footy (which is also the nickname for soccer in Europe) you should make it your mission to get one tonight. You’re missing out. Have some sex tonight too while you’re at it. Why not?
Santorum celebration!
Wednesday, January 11th, 2012Today is a good day in the world of porn and in the world of democracy. After the Republican primaries in New Hampshire Rick Santorum has all but lost his bid to be the Republican presidential candidate.
Considering his curdled stance on all things fun and sexual in the world, this is indeed reason to celebrate. As some of our brilliant porn viewers might know, Santorum’s name has taken on a whole new meaning thanks to the love and sex advice guru Dan Savage.
The definition is as follows: “The frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the bi-product of anal sex”. For legal reasons, we can’t show fecal matter, but we’ll be showing LOTS of anal sex today on orgasm.com!
MILFs are mother fucking hot!
Friday, January 6th, 2012We at Orgasm.com have a great deal of respect for all of the mother out there. Our mothers are near and dear to our hearts and we would punch anyone in the face who so much as looked at them for too long.
That being said, anyone else’s mom is pretty much fair game. MILFs are very hot in demand in the world of porn. That’s why today, orgasm.com is giving up the love to sexy, nurturing MILFs. If you don’t believe us, just check out this porn video of Lisa Ann getting fucked in the ass by a young stud in her office. If that’s not enough evidence to overwhelm a judge, then they should be disbarred!
Asian persuasion porn
Thursday, December 22nd, 2011The exotic beauties of all of Asia are on display here today at orgasm.com. Who can resist a gorgeous Thai girl or a striking Japanese goddess? How about a pretty Filipina princess or a gorgeous south Asian Indian queen? Not us!
Come, follow us and take a trip to the great Asian area, without ever leaving your laptop.
Tickle that foot fetish
Thursday, December 8th, 2011Here at orgasm.com we pride ourselves on serving up all kinds of free porn from vanilla to alternative kinks and fetishes. Sometimes we’ll look into bondage, sometimes we’ll play with clowns.
Now it’s time to walk into the world of XXX foot fetishes. To see the sexiest feet around, keep reading with us.
Food in porn
Friday, December 2nd, 2011Here at orgasm.com we’re a big fan of porn and everybody loves food! How though, could we put this mutual affection together?
Over a very important business lunch, the free porn bloggers and makers decided to do a story dedicated to the food in porn. Or, to be more exact, the food, in porn stars.
