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Porn Star’s Wine Passion

Tuesday, November 2nd, 2010

There has always been a certain stigma attached to sex and alcohol. It lowers our inhibitions, therefore allows us to become more sexually open and explore sexual desires we would never otherwise explore.

A lot of porn stars have said that a glass of wine or a shot of whiskey before they are called to go on set really calms the nerves and puts them at ease before they have to strip down naked and fuck some dude that they’ve never even met before in front of a camera crew. If that was me, I would be drinking the whole bottle of whisky before doing that!

For one particular porn star, drinking and sex is more than just something to lower inhibitions. It’s about creating a flavor that is enjoyable and tasty.

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We all know that the world of wine making has attracted celebrities of all sorts who want to try their hands at producing a world renowned taste, but porn star Savanna Samson has taken it too a different level then slapping her name on some cheesy chardonnay.

Her italian red wine has received a score of 90 to 91 out of 100 by wine guru Robert Parker. And apparently in the world of wine, that’s pretty impressive.

You’re probably wondering how a blonde bimbo could know so much about wine. Apparently her sex appeal is not only good for making porn, it has helped her convince Italy’s Roberto Cipresso, a world renowned respected wine maker, to join the project with her.

Samson said she knew she wanted Roberto to make her wine because she, “just loves his passion.”

So, she went to Tuscany and tasted dozens of Cipresso’s Italian grown varieties, then selected a mix of 70 % Cesanese, 20% Sangiovese and 10% Montepulciano.

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The result: a 2004 vintage package under the name Savanna and a label showing her in a see through gown.

Savanna proves that porn stars can be classy, all the while still being slutty. Im sure Samson has opened a whole new realm of opportunity for porn stars all over the world and, not to mention, a better reputation.

What Cosmopolitan Never Told You

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

Admit it. Everytime you’re in line at the grocery store, you can’t help but take a quick peek at the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine. After all, what guy can ignore the words “Shocking Things Women Do In Bed” placed next to a smoking hot model? Now, before being tempted enough to actually buy a copy, know that ‘Cosmo’ is not always right. In fact, they are often guilty of concealing some important factors when declaring they can teach you how to have ‘the best sex ever”. Below, we list some of the things that Cosmo never told you:

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1. Sex Toys – Dildos and vibrators, butt plugs and handcuffs; these are a few of Cosmopolitans favorite things. And while they love nothing more than to push their readers into buying as many sex toys as possible, what happens when you have a couple of curious children? Sure, a carefully stashed vibrator may go by unsuspected, but leave your sex paraphernalia lying around the house and you’ll wind up scarring your children for life.

2. Sex & Food – While I would never say no to champagne and strawberries, there comes a point where having food in the bedroom becomes a problem. Have you ever tried to mix honey and pubic hair? I wouldn’t recommend it. Not only will your bed sheets get incredibly filthy (and not in a good way) but you’ll risk ending up in the hospital when you find out your vag is lactose-intolerant.

3. Sexting – Sending a couple of racy text messages to your significant-other can be a lot of fun. What’s not fun, is when a magazine places so much importance in sexting that your girlfriend becomes obsessed with it. So much so, in fact, that you quickly run out of replies and start to dream of the days where you actually had real-life sex.

4. Bondage – I’d be lying if I said that a little rope action will do nothing for your sex life. When free porn is no longer sufficient, some good old fashioned bondage can do wonders. On the other hand, scaring the living hell out of your boyfriend with handcuffs and ropes in tow is not exactly sexy. Refrain from taking Cosmo’s articles too literally.

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5. Outdoor Sex – By now, we all know that Cosmopolitan loves nothing more than to promote an exiting and liberating sex life. And what better way to do that then by romping outdoors? But what may start off as thrilling may end up with you and your significant-other in the back of a cop car. Just something to keep in mind.

McLovin’

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

There was recently a study put out by McDonald’s that surveyed about 2000 Canadians. The findings of the survey showed that frequent McDonald’s consumers are showing love for the late night drive-thru, rather than some late night loving. Instead of fulfilling late night cravings with hot sex, this group would rather satisfy their desires with a big, fat, juicy Big Mac.

The marketing department at McD’s says this is because most drive-thru’s are open 24 hours, so they can better satisfy late night cravings.

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What does this say about Canadians to the rest of the world? In my opinion it says that we’re fat, and too damn lazy to have sex. What is this world coming too?

Thankfully we’re not the only country to choose McDonald’s over the more traditional late night cravings. Three McDonald’s outlets in Hong Kong are now offering “McWeddings”, a chance to get married under the golden arches.

According to a McDonald’s executive, “traditional weddings use cherries for the newlyweds to eat together and kiss. We will have french fries for them to kiss. People said they dated here or met here, and wanted to get married here. We see this as a business chance.”

So, we now have real people out there who would prefer to have a Big Mac rather than sex, and would like to have their wedding at McDonald’s. Those Big Mac lovin’ Canadians are probably extremely jealous of those Chinese people who can kill two birds with one stone by having sex while eating a Big Mac immediately after their McWedding. Sounds just great!

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It’s hard for me to process this information; then again, people are willing to have Star Wars and Lord of the Rings themed weddings, so it was only inevitable that somebody would want to get hitched at McDonald’s.

It’s only a matter of time before fast food ranks first on the priority list of people all over the world. Next thing you know we’re going to be watching burger porn; picture a fat chick rubbing Big Mac sauce all over her body. Yummy.

Homemade Kitchen Sex Toys

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Forget what your parents told you about not playing with your food. You’re not a little kid anymore, and incorporating food into your sex life can really spice things up.

Remember the saying, “if you can’t take the heat, then get out of the kitchen”? Well, the kitchen is about to be on fire, so put your game face on and play along.

You can try playing with food in wild ways that you’ve never dreamed of. Have fun with honey, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, or even marshmallow fluff. Carrots and cucumbers can make great penis substitutes. Have your girl use them on herself, or you take control. Remember, put a condom on it!

There’s also a lot of other things in the kitchen that can be used as sex toys, besides food.

Roll up a towel and place a plastic bag in the “tube” that the towel created. Fill the plastic bag with lube, then place it somewhere you can thrust away into.

Line a plastic cup with two thick kitchen sponges. Wet the sponges with warm water and then lube up the space between the sponges. Once again, place it somewhere and thrust away.

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Check out the freezer because ice can be amazing for sexual thrills and chills for the both of you. Tease your chick by rubbing a piece of ice, or maybe even some frozen peas along her nipples, face, arms, thighs, ass, and clit. If you have some popsicles in there, you can use one as a dildo. I know you’ve probably watched this on porn somewhere, but you have to remember to not leave it inside your chick for too long because she could get a bad case of freezer burn! They don’t tell you that in porn.

Saran Wrap can also be a kinky substitute. Wrap some around your girls body, and your own if you really want to be frisky. It’s a fun and easy way to create your own lingerie; it’s see through, and easy to strip off.

Instead of using the spatula to make cupcakes, bend your girl over your leg and spank her ass with it. If she’s not really into the spanking, then flip it over and use it as a homemade dildo. Make sure there are no sharp edges on the surface that could cut into skin.

Use anything that is electrical as a vibrator. Place it on your girls pussy and she will completely enjoy herself. Once again, remember to use your common sense and play safe.

After you’ve broken in your kitchen and used it as the sexual haven that it is intended for, have your girl make you dinner. Skip dessert, and move into another room in the house and use everything in it for your sexual pleasure.

The Orgasm Guide To Water Sex

Monday, October 25th, 2010

For those who’ve tried it, you’ll know that having sex in water is not as easy as it looks in movies and porn. In fact, “submerged” sex can be incredibly dangerous for women. When looking to get wet and wild, follow these tips in order to ensure that you’re not putting yourself, or your partner, in any sort of danger.

The first thing to consider when having water sex is that condoms are significantly less effective underwater. Hot water and chlorine can have serious impacts on a condom’s durability so know that if a jimmy-hat is a necessity; perhaps it’s best to stay on dry land.

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Also, don’t be quick to assume that just because you are surrounded by water, that you don’t have to worry about lubrication. Instead, water actually washes off any sort of moisture you may already have – making for an uncomfortable sex session. As an alternative, consider a non water-soluble lubricant like silicone.

For those looking to get busy in a pool; think again. Having chlorine rushing in and out of your partner’s vagina is the fastest way to infection. As for the bathtub, the same applies. Not only is it a tight squeeze – pun intended – but having soapy water inside her is bad news. Stick to the shower. That way, you’ll still get to be wet and have sex at the same time.

If you plan on getting busy at the beach, remember that salt water and vaginas don’t exactly mix. Consider engaging in some foreplay while floating around, and then take matters elsewhere. When it comes to water sex, it is always better to be safe than sorry.

A Newbie Guide To Swinging

Friday, October 22nd, 2010

Being a swinger is a lot more than just having sex with multiple partners. It’s a lifestyle. For those curious to try it, know that it involves a lot more than just heading over to your local swingers club, condoms in hand.

For starters, know that you can’t just simply stroll into a swinger’s club without a partner. However, that only applies if you are of the male variety. Single females are more than welcome to stroll in at any given time. If you don’t have a partner, your best best is to go on “single men” nights. However, expect a sausage fest. The best way to go about swinging still lies in finding a partner who is willing and able.

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Despite the vast amount of swinger’s clubs, sex mostly happens in people’s houses and occasionally in the great outdoors (eg. camping grounds). Also keep in mind that many ‘high class’ clubs are “invitation only”, though many still welcome periodic walk-ins.

Before getting down and dirty, keep in mind that swingers are not just a bunch of horny animals that will hump anything with a pulse. Men will often find a hooker or crackhead to use as a “ticket” in order to get through the door, and that is the ultimate swinger faux pas. Most swingers have a zero-tolerance policy on dubious partners. So stick to a female companion that you know and trust.

Perhaps the hardest aspect of swinging is getting your partner to agree to it in the first place. When faced with a hesitant girlfriend, here a few convincing points:

- You don’t necessarily need to have sex with anybody else (but you will be watched, it’s a bit like free porn)

- You will have a newfound appreciation towards each other once you realize how desirable you are to others

- If she is concerned about showcasing her body, assure her that swingers come in all shapes and sizes and that they most definitely don’t discriminate

- It will provide you with a good opportunity to socialize and learn more about sex

Once you’ve gotten your partner willing and ready to go, make sure that you are both in agreement over how it will go down. While some partners are ok with ‘sharing’, others just like to observe. Alternately, some like to ‘play around’ with other couples but not have sex. Whatever your swinging style, know what you are in for before walking through those doors. You don’t want to end up causing a scene when you touch another woman’s tits and your girlfriend throws a fit.

Now that you know what to expect, and what you are willing to do, it’s time to do some prep work. Start off by ensuring that you have reservations (most parties have a guest list) and that you are given guidelines into the do’s and dont’s of your club of choice. Once that’s settled, make sure to arrive with your date in hand. Having her meet you inside might not be the best idea (or they could just simply not let you in). As for the dress code, dressing sexy is appropriate, being mistaken for a prostitute is not. Some swingers also chose to bring a robe for added convenience. Whatever your choice of attire, the most important thing to remember is to clean yourself up. Brush your teeth, take care of any grooming needs and ensure that your nails are clean. If only out of respect for others.

If you’ve finally managed to get inside and you and your partner are ready to go, know that there are additional factors to keep in mind. For starters, try not to offend anybody. If approached by an overweight man you would rather die than touch, a simple “no thank you” will suffice. Staring is also not exactly a good idea. If you come across a closed bedroom, leave it that way. The best approach for newbie swingers is to make friends with an experienced couple and have them show you around. Use protection, wash your hands in between sessions and you’ll have a jolly good time.

Sex Trend Du Jour: Cuckolding

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

In what is considered to be sex for the wise, ‘cuckolding’ is the newest sex trend amongst literates. What is cuckolding, you ask? Often popular amongst older couples, the process involves allowing another man to have sex with your wife or partner, and you may have seen it in free porn.

Portrayed as the ultimate shame by none other than Chaucer and Shakespeare, it’s not exactly shocking that this trend has become such a normal practice in modern-day society. A quick browse through the internet will prove that cuckolding websites are full of husbands looking for someone who would do them the favor of screwing their wives. Not only do they sit there and watch in excitement, but they often favor men that are stronger, smarter and sexier than they are. Go figure.

What could almost be considered a form of psychological sadomasochism, the “cucks” involvement lies only in observation. They never participate. Perhaps that is the allure of the whole thing; watching but not being able to intervene. While some people love to get beaten and tortured, “cucks” get turned on by going through some serious mental anguish.

Going through such an arduous psychological process seems to be attracting intellectuals over anyone else. Flocks of cuckolding enthusiasts flood websites such as OurHotWives.org in hopes of finding a suitable partner to take over in the bedroom. In an interesting turn of events, it’s curious to note that while these men are ok with having strangers have sex with their wives, the thought of them getting involved in an emotional sense is simply unthinkable.

It is interesting to think of what this trend will lead to in the future. Whether this will become progressively more acceptable or dwindle down as yet another fad is something we will have to wait and see.

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How To Make Her Squirt

Thursday, October 21st, 2010

No, guys, its not a myth, and it’s not only something you will see by watching porn. Female ejaculation is a real thing, and can happen in real life. You just have to know how to make the magic happen, and it’s not that easy.

There are a lot of steps that must be taken if you want to see your girl have a squirting orgasm. A lot of them might seem like common sense, but they can easily be forgotten.

The G-spot is responsible for creating the magic, so before you go hunting for it, it only makes sense to know where it is and how it works. Look up the anatomy and location of it somewhere online. Do your research!

Having the right attitude is key. If you put too much pressure on her, it wont work. Have a sense of humor and basically just be cool about it.

Make sure you keep you hands and fingers well groomed. Nothing will end the fun faster than catching a stray fingernail inside of her. Make sure your nails are clipped short and your hands are squeaky clean.

Have some natural lube on hand, because even though she will produce her own, it never hurts to have some handy, just in case.

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Foreplay is extremely important for a squirting orgasm. The G-Spot won’t even be enlarged and ready for stimulation if she’s not aroused. So make sure you find out all the information possible about this thing guys!

Once she’s hot and bothered and ready for it, it’s time for the main event. There are many techniques you can use when stimulating the g-spot, I personally prefer the hard and fast method. Simply put your two middle fingers together and bend them into your palm like your doing the “rock on” sign.

You must be patient guys because it could take more than 30 minutes of stimulation in order for her to have a G-Spot orgasm, but trust me, it’s worth every second.

The amazing thing about a G-spot orgasm versus a clitoral orgasm, is that the G-spot can lead to multiple orgasms and ejaculation, so get your rain coats on guys, because your girl will be squirting all over the place!

Quickie Time

Friday, October 15th, 2010

Sometimes a guy just has to get some pussy, no matter what the circumstances. More times than not, a quickie will satisfy all sexual desires, and can be fun and exciting.

Here are 8 awesome locations for a quickie when the blood is running heavy below the waste and you just need to satisfy your urge.

1. Elevator: if going from the 15th floor to the ground level isn’t enough time to get your quickie in, then I suggest stalling the elevator for a few minutes to give you some extra time.

2. Movie theatre: as cliche as it sounds, getting busy in a movie theatre is always fun. They’re the best place to get blow jobs or hand jobs.

3. Back of the club/restaurant: if your girl or some drunk chick for that matter, are feeling horny, go to the darkest part of the room, or even the bathroom, and get it on. Chances are no one will even see or hear you.

4. Stairwell: if your roommates home or you’re at work and you only have 10 minutes to spare, head to the stairwell of the building and go crazy for a few minutes.

5. Car: yes I know it’s not very original, but it is always a great experience. Pull over and pound away in the back seat, or have your girl give you some road head.

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6. Alley: before envisioning a dirty alley with rats and homeless people, picture you thrusting away a girl with a skirt on. Now i bet I have your attention.

7. Office: whether its the babe you’ve been eyeing at work, or your girl shows up in nothing but a trench coat, sex on the office desk makes life that much better.

8. Dressing room: barge into the Gap dressing room with the sexy sales clerk and fuck the shit out of her.

Become the Woman of Your Dreams

Tuesday, September 21st, 2010

Have you ever wanted to feel like a real woman, without the trouble of nasty surgery? Well, you’re in luck, because now there’s the Seamless FemSkin III, that will allow our friends of the transgendered variety to actually transform into the natural shape of a woman. This may seem disturbing to those not in the market for gender reassignment, but I have to credit the designers of this product for coming up with such a fascinating product that mimics the female form so closely you might think you were in a free porn flick.

The FemSkin III is the most advanced, anatomically correct, female latex suit on the market. It fits snugly over your body, from ankle to neck to shoulder, transforming it into one sweet lady. It comes in tinted natural skin tones and contour pads to adapt to your own complexion and shape. The suit is specially molded to give you that sexy shape and perfect female form, complete with D-cup tits, a raised and round ass, and, most importantly a beautifully shaped cunt. No matter what your size, this will stretch to fit your shape and won’t tear or stretch out.

Man has walked on the moon, and now he can piss through a vagina!  This suit has a beautifully engineered pouch kit, which is placed over the penis and the catheter rolls down the shaft of your cock and has a tube that flows down to a hole in your new pussy. You want more? Well bend over – because theres a built in latex rectum to give you a penetrable anus!

It seems they really have thought of everything…