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The Most Oscar Worthy Sex Scenes of 2010

Friday, December 10th, 2010

If you’re feeling horny and want to masturbate to a really hot sex scene, all you have to do is hop online and watch some free porn. But sometimes, porn just doesn’t do the trick. Once in a while we want to see something with more quality and with more important people. That’s where feature films come in. In most R-rated films nowadays a sex scene is mandatory.

It’s quite unfortunate that the Oscars don’t give out an award for the most important scene in the movie-when the actors GET IT ON! Well, that’s where I come in. Here are the most Oscar worthy sex scenes of 2010:

Best Girl on Girl Sex Scene: “Black Swan”
After a night of intense partying, Natalie Portman’s character gets into it with her sexy frenemy played by Mila Kunis. What goes down is some girl on girl oral action.

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Best Fake Sex Scene: “Easy A”
Emma Stone’s character helps out a friend by pretending to take his virginity and performs some of the best fake sex sounds since “When Harry Met Sally.”

Funniest Sex Scene: “MacGruber”
Will Forte and Kristen Wiig start out by having some classy 80′s style sex, but then is takes a turn for the incredibly awkward.

Best Scene Where Sex Was In The Air, But Didn’t Happen: “Twilight:Eclipse”
So much build up for the inevitable sex scene that happens in the upcoming “Breaking Down.” Just fuck already!

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Best Guy on Girl Oral Sex Scene: “Blue Valentine”
Ryan Gosling goes down on Michelle Williams in what is probably one of the most intimate sex scenes I’ve ever seen in movie that isn’t porn!

Best Quickie Sex Scene: “Love and Other Drugs”
Jake Gyllenhaal and Anne Hathaway do a lot of fucking in this flick, and they can’t even make it to bed for their first sexual encounter.

Best Outdoor Sex Scene: “Tiny Furniture”
A recent college grad gets boned from behind by her hipster douche bag coworker in the middle of an empty lot in Brooklyn.

Most Awkward Sex Scene: “Greenberg”
The much older Ben Stiller seduces the naive Greta Gerwig in a sex scene that is awkward and quick.

Most Disturbing Sex Scene: “Splice”
Adrien Brody has nasty sex on the floor with the sexy Frankenstein monster he partly fathered.

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Love Is Blind: And Apparently So Is Sex

Wednesday, December 8th, 2010

Dec 7 orgasm.com1I’m not going to lie, sex while being blindfolded is probably one of my favorite past times. Not too mention adding some whips and some hand cuffs into the mix and that is really my favorite pastime.

I’m sure that most of you are thinking the same thing. If you’ve never tried it and have only had the pleasure of watching it on free porn, then I suggest that you hop on this band wagon, because it is an experience you never forget, even though you wont be able to see anything.

However, what if you were having a one night stand and you suggested that your partner blind fold you. Most people would find this a little awkward because during your one and only time together you would think that you would want to be coherent and have all your senses working.

Well, what if you had no choice? What if every time you had sex and climaxed your sense of sight was automatically shut down and you were blinded? For one man, this is just the case.

In one of the most peculiar medical incidents ever reported in the history of man, a man loses his sight every time he orgasms during sex.

Even weirder, no other strenuous activity or exercise brought about the blindness -apparently only sex. And you thought blind dates were awkward!

A report that was recently released from the Department of Ophthalmology at Glostrup Hospital revealed that the cause of the condition is from vasoconstriction.

That’s when the muscle walls contract around a blood vessel and restricts the blood flow. It’s the same condition that causes erectile dysfunction. The guy is being treated with drugs that will widen his blood vessels.

So, next time you want to be blindfolded during sex, take into consideration this guy and pay some form of respect to him because he has no choice but to be blinded during sex. Sure, it sounds like fun, but I’m sure it would get old very quick.

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Getting Over Your Sex Shop Insecurities

Monday, November 29th, 2010

More and more couples have started to consider the thought of bringing sex toys into the bedroom – and with the rise of free porn, how can you blame them? However, despite their desires, working up the courage to walk into a sex shop can be quite the challenge. If you’re like most couples and can’t picture yourself approaching a cash register with a dildo in hand, read on for a list of tips on how to overcome your insecurities and finally take the sex shop plunge.

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1. Bring A Friend – If the thought of being caught alone in a sex shop makes you panic, consider bringing your partner or a friend. Sex shops can often be a lot of fun when you have someone else to talk to. Plus, you’ll be sure to get quite a few laughs at things like penis pumps and butt plugs (unless that’s what your there for). Bringing your partner is also a great way of getting to know their likes and dislikes in the sack.

2. Pick A Safe Spot – Sex shops can often be located in some of the seediest parts of town. Alternately, your local vibrator supply store could be a little too close to your workplace – making you avoid it at all costs. In order to ensure that your shopping trip is a comfortable one, scope out the ones that are a little easier to access while being safe from crooks and co-workers alike.

3. Do Your Research – Before making any purchases, do your fair share of research. Whether it be online or with friends, know what you’re getting yourself into before spending over $100 on a vibrator. Many websites offer hundreds of reviews on a variety of different products.

4. Consider Shopping Online – If you simply refuse to go to a sex shop, consider shopping online instead. With hundreds of online based sex shops based in a variety of countries, you can easily (and discreetly) shop within the comfort of your own home. And for those who live in Alabama, sex shop Pleasures now offers a convenient drive-thru service.

5. Enjoy Yourself – The most important aspect of shopping for sex toys is to just have fun with it. After all, they’re called ‘sex toys’ for a reason. Learn to laugh at yourself and enjoy exploring all of your options as you scour the shops. You’ll be glad you did.

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The Low Down On Sperm And Everything You Need To Know About It

Monday, November 29th, 2010

It’s inevitable; when a guy is turned on sexually whether it be getting a blow job or having sex, he is going to blow his load. And unlike those chicks we watch in free porn taking it like a champ, most women would prefer not to have our man juice in and around their mouths. However, all women are different, maybe some like it, while others might hate it.

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Not all sperm is the same. Every guy’s shit is going to taste different and it may even have a different texture than the next guy. Smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or taking prescription drugs are the things that will often give a guys semen a bad taste. While the semen of a guy who eats healthy, will more than likely taste better. So guys, if you want your girl to swallow your shit, and it tastes like crap, she probably wont do it! If it really means that much to you, then maybe you should try living a healthier lifestyle.

Not only does each guy’s semen taste different, but each woman also has her own personal preferences for taste. In real life, your chick most likely wont be asking for a cum facial like the chicks on porn do. Some chicks may have the preferred taste of an ex boyfriends while your’s just doesn’t do it for her. Some women might say they think semen tastes good, while others will say that they can’t stand anything about it.

For women who say that the reason that they don’t swallow is for their own health purposes, it’s a crock of shit! Swallowing semen is not harmful and some scientists even say that it could be good because it contains a great deal of protein. When it comes down to it, whether your girl spits or swallow, either or will no have any harmful side effects.

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If she really doesn’t feel comfortable swallowing your cum and you desperately want her to, ultimately, you should probably not force her to do it because it will only make her resentful and maybe she will cut off giving you blow jobs all together; and you don’t want that. My only advice it to make a compromise. If she doesn’t want it in her mouth, maybe she wouldn’t mind having it on her tits. Thats’ something that you and her can only discuss. All the best to ya!

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Scents That Turn Men On: It’s All About the Pie

Friday, November 26th, 2010

Nov 25 orgasm.com1Forget about lingerie or free porn, if we want to get our sexual appetites thriving, all we need is a nice Thanksgiving dinner.

According to a new study, not only does pumpkin pie satisfy a a sweet tooth, it also really turns men on sexually. And I’m not talking about the kind of pie that turned on a certain American Pie character. I’m talking about the actual aromas of pumpkin pie rather than seeing it as something to stick your dick into.

“The number one odor that enhanced penile blood flow was a combination of lavender and pumpkin pie,” Alan Hirsch, Director of Chicago’s Smell and Taste Treatment Research Center.

The study included testing 40 different aromas with men, and out of all the aromas tested, it seemed that the smell of pumpkin pie “increased the men’s penile blood flow by an average of 40 percent” because ultimately, the smell is associated with reducing anxiety, therefore, eliminating inhibitions.

The study actually goes beyond just the smell of pumpkin. The seeds themselves found in pumpkins are great for men’s sexual health and are even recommended if guys have numerous issues with their dicks.

Vanilla and strawberry were high up there and also received great responses, but then again, as Hirsch pointed out, “every odor we tested aroused the participants in some way or form.”

So ladies, instead of spraying on you favorite perfume in all your hot spots, putting on some expensive and sexy lingerie under a nice little holiday dress, you might as well consider spending your day baking. Not only will you save some money, but you will get your man not only craving pie, but sex as well. It’ll give you more to be thankful about!

Better yet, try baking your pumpkin pie with a recipe that incorporates some booze. It will be a combination of all of our favorite inhibition busters!

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Seriously Odd Sex Stuff

Monday, November 22nd, 2010

No sex advice or porn tips here. Today, I’m going to give you a little something purely for your entertainment; a look at some seriously odd sex stuff found all around the world.

Sarah Carmen from the UK has about 200 orgasm a day from anything that vibrates. She has a rare disorder called Permanent Sexual Arousal Syndrome, which causes a lot more blood than normal to flow to the genitals, which has resulted in spontaneous and constant arousal. She’s sitting on the bus going down a rocky road: orgasm.

A belgian optician was arrested in 1995 for making his chick patients strip down naked and dance to accordion music before he gave them their check up.

In 1993 a man names Karl Watkins from England was given 18 months in prison for having sex with the pavement. Two years later he was put on three years probation for stimulating sex in public with a bin liner.

A grenade, a teacup, a pair of glasses and a frozen pig’s tail are all objects that have been removed by doctors from different men’s asses.

In 1993 a service was started in Japan that allowed customers to buy the used panties of school girls, housewives, nurses and widows.

I bet you don’t know what an autopederast is. Let me explain; this is when a man can insert his own dick into his ass with a semi-erect penis. Of course it’s impossible for most men, but some lucky lads can perform this party trick.

In 1992 a man from the US was arrested for shooting himself with a bullet proof vest on for sexual kicks.

A man from New York injected cocaine into his penis. The result: he got gangrene. He had his legs above the knee amputated and all but one finger. His dick ended up falling off by itself while he was in the bath.

Adolf Frederick, the King of Sweden from 1751-1771 had seven mistresses: two only had one arm, two had one leg, and three only had one eye. He’s thought to have a sex fetish with amputees called acrotomophilia.

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Sex Toy Drive-Thru: I’ll Take a Combo #3

Saturday, November 13th, 2010

Attention all sex toy fanatics! If the only way you could stomach purchasing a vibrator was through complete internet anonymity, an easier alternative has just entered the market: sex toy drive-thru’s. You heard me. No longer will you have to wait weeks in order to receive a cleverly concealed box in the mail. Let alone live in agony at the thought of your significant-other getting to it before you do. It’s certainly great to be alive in this time and age.

The service stems from sex shop chain Pleasures, located in good ol’ Alabama, USA. Many speculate that the service is a reaction to the states’ strict laws in dealing with sex toys. Unless used for “medical, scientific, educational, legislative, or law enforcement purposes”, sex toys are otherwise illegal. According to Alabama, the sex toy ban is a fight against “immoral purposes”. Pathetic, I know. I would love to get my hands on the list of medical reasons as to why some people purchasing butt plugs. Now that would be pure entertainment – but that’s beside the point.

The grand opening of this raunchy drive-thru will take place next week, when dozens of ‘Pleasures Party Girls’ will hand out free lube, gift cards and even vacation tickets to the first set of customers who drive up for a big black dildo (or anything else for that matter). The entire affair will also be entirely anonymous as transactions are handled through a deposit slot. Now that’s what I call convenience.

So for those looking for a good time, you can do so from the comfort of your own car. Pick up a drive-thru burger and then head over to Pleasures for a double ended vibrator or two. All that’s left is some free porn and you’ve got yourself a promising night.

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The History of the Sex Doll

Friday, November 12th, 2010

Nov 11 orgasm.com1Before the advent of free porn online, guys all over the world had to resort to lonely old masturbation as a source of relieving their sexual tensions. They couldn’t bring up something erotic in the privacy of their own homes within 20 seconds and a lot of times the regular “choking the chicken” approach just didn’t do it for them. Therefore, the sex doll was created.

If you’ve been living in a cave for the past twenty years and haven’t heard of a sex doll, it’s basically a sex toy that is used for sexual relief. It’s an inmate object that is crafted and designed by some of the top engineers in the world to replicate the female genitalia. Creating a sex doll requires an intricate process and some of them even offer an array of designs that have been influenced by the complete female body.

The origins of the high and mighty sex doll was actually created when antsy sailors set out on a long voyage with no hopes of female interaction for months at a time. They created a female doll sewn out of cloth, brought it on board and passed it around from sailor to sailor.

In later years, some very smart men took this idea and ran with it only to create commercialized versions of the doll that were in the form of blow up dolls, body sections and the infamous real doll.

Blow Up Dolls: are the inflatable sex toy made to look like a woman’s body. Usually consisting of three entry points; mouth, vagina, and ass.

Body Sections: are made from some pretty amazing material and are manufactured to look like certain sections of the body.

Real Dolls: are insanely crafted and are usually the full body of a woman. They’re pretty pricey but made from silicone and has all the lifelike details of a living woman’s body minus the “life” part. They even come with metal skeletons and flexible joints to position the dolls in whatever position you like. The downside; if you are experiencing problems you more than likely will have to ship her away to be repaired, which probably means no sex for you.

The only advice I have if you’re somewhat interested in a Real Doll is to be careful. Some men take their relationship to another level and become totally intertwined with their doll and end up acting like they’re a real person. The people end up going crazy and you don’t want to be one of those!

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Toilet Sex

Tuesday, November 9th, 2010

According to Spike.com, every man’s favorite go to website for sports, sex, and entertainment news, one of the most sophisticated sex positions out there for men is…wait for it…toilet seat sex.

Now, you’re probably wondering exactly what this means because it could go down many different roads. But, toilet seat sex is exactly what it sounds like; having sex while sitting on the toilet doing your business.

Yes, you heard right. Imagine sitting down on the toilet after a long days work, hoping to release some inner frustrations, when your girl walks into the bathroom and starts fucking you at the same time you’re taking your poop. Talk about killing two birds with one stone!

According to Kelly from spike.com, “the most exciting and interesting ways to have sex is on the toilet. It provides you with the opportunity to do your business while at the same enjoying a pleasurable experience.”

When I thought about this idea long and hard, it really did seem intriguing to me because who doesn’t like taking a shit and having sex? So, I decided to try it out for myself! Though trial and error, I came up with some tips and advice for all you out there who would like to try toilet sex:

First of all, you need to find a nice and comfortable toilet bowl. Sure, there are those ones that you can by for senior citizens who constantly have hemorrhoids and are covered with a thick, spongy, cushion, but that’s kind of weird. I would suggest using a regular toilet seat that has a nice shape to it and conforms to your body.

Next, you need to find a nice, sexy female who would be willing to have sex with you. If you have wives or girlfriends that are not sexually adventurous, then I’m sure they probably wont be into having toilet sex with you, just like they won’t be into free porn.

Once you find your girl, you want her to get into position on top of you like she would normally sit on your lap with her back facing you. You can then stick your dick inside of her. If you really want to be freaky and keep with the common theme, you can stick it in her ass.

What’s great about this position is that all the work is left up to your girl so you can concentrate on doing your business without having to do any work at all!

Some of you might not be interested in this, but don’t knock it until you try it! It can be completely thrilling and arousing, so give it a chance.

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Libraries: The New Place To Bone Up On Your Sexual Prowess?

Sunday, November 7th, 2010

By now you know Old Spice Guy – men want to be him and women want to be with him. If Old Spice Guy has given us anything (and he’s given us a lot), it’s a series of terrific parodies, and one in particular got us thinking about libraries. Sure, everyone’s been to the library to do research or find fake references for a paper, but the library has a lot of unexplored sexual potential: namely, the librarian.

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Librarians have a sex appeal that women in other fields of employment don’t have. Certainly fashion has something to do with this. Librarians dress a lot like stewardesses, making sure their appearance is immaculate and incorporating skirts and stockings into their wardrobe. It’s a feminine discipline, and of course the naughty librarians make sure they’re wearing thigh high stockings in case the right opportunity to speed their legs comes along.

The physicality of librarianship isn’t the only turn on however. Bookish types are quiet and smart with big imaginations – the types of imaginations that can lead to incredible fuck. So, should the library be a go to place to bone up on your sexual prowess? We say: why not? There are certainly worse places for a steamy session than between the book stacks, and your hot local librarian may have some new ideas up her sleeve (or skirt as the case may be).

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So the next time your at the library, make sure to be on the lookout for an opportunity to make a pass at one of the shy girls behind the front desk. We recommend taking out an erotic book to give her the hint, and following that up with friendly conversation. Who knows, maybe it’ll play out like free porn and you’ll get lucky!

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