You’ve worked your ass off to win over the girl at the bar who looks like the hottest porn star alive. She finally decides to head back to your place and the last thing you want is for her to see your manly digs and go home in disgust. To avoid this from ever happening, follow our guide to successful bachelor living and you will definitely begin to take notice how often she’s down to crash:
A spotless bathroom: This is one of those things men will never understand, but it is very important in a chick’s perception of you. Don’t ask why because we don’t either. Instead, grab some clorox and a sponge and clean every pub and shit infested corner.
A properly stocked fridge: When you bring a chick home, you should always be able to offer her something to drink. Keep a 6 pack, a bottle a vodka and always have cans of tonic or soda, along with cranberry juice. Also, a bottle of water is the perfect post fucking present.
A made bed: A made bed is a subconscious decision to sit or lay down on it. Therefore, men with made beds get laid more than those who avoid the 5 minutes to make theirs.
A comfortable couch: Having a comfortable place for her to chill is crucial and will determine the amount of time she will spend at your place. Sometimes sex doesn’t make it to the bedroom, so you will need a good enough substitution.
A mounted flat screen: A flat screen is well worth the long term investment. It helps create a cinematic feel for movie dates and a place for friends to enjoy Sunday’s games.
Photo albums and home videos: Women are all subconsciously into social status, therefore, photo’s of life experiences and good times are important in her selection process.
Mounted art work: Every dude should have at least one fairly large canvas or framed piece of art mounted on his living room wall. It is also a testament to your character and proof to her that you’re in touch with good taste.
A wine rack: At first sight of a wine rack, females immediately imagine the romantic home cooked meals and the stay in nights that involve wine-drunk sex.
Extra sweats and PJs: The importance of comfort for a woman is huge.
Displayed music selection: Showcasing a dynamic range of records will prove your adaptability in different social circles, your willingness to try something new, and in a nut shell, who you are.
While the subject of choice for much of the free porn we’re into still revolves around cheerleaders, many still falsely believe that in real life, they are nothing but prude spoilt brats. Turns out the porn industry didn’t get it all wrong. From orgies to pom pom orgasm scenes, many of our favorite adult films are nothing but recreations of real life events. Below, we’ll highlight some of the most shocking sex scandals involving the quintessential American sex symbol – cheerleaders. You can thank me later.
We’ve all heard a lot of stupid jokes and stereotypes about bisexuality. Most people can’t even agree on a legitimate definition of bisexuality, which has ultimately led to a lot of confusion, angst, reality shows starring Tila Tequila, and some really hot free porn scattered all over the internet.
Bisexuality is a cop out or a phase: I’ve heard that is really scary when you’re coming out of the closet for the first time, but coming out as bisexual is essentially declaring that you don’t have a preference. A lot of thought and struggle goes into the decision to come out, and to dismiss this to bisexuals is deliberately insulting.
