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Swingers

Tuesday, December 28th, 2010

There are many men and women who see sex as an adventure and they strive for as many intimate experiences then can manage, many of which lie outside a conventional monogamous relationship. Like everything else sexual, there are no two people with the same level of libido, who share the exact same needs, kinks or thoughts. But there are some couples who like to fuck, fondle and suck as much as they can with as many different partners as they can; these people often times call themselves swingers.

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Swingers many times define themselves as having a regular partner while also engaging in sex play with others. Some swingers seek out sex with strangers, while still other couples have regular play partners they are intimate with. Swingers meet at parties just for swinging or play spaces they pay to join. And though far too often men and women who swing are regarded by the vanilla traditional sex crowd as being somehow sleazy, too horny or sexually predatory, there are many swingers who have healthy, happy and emotionally stable lives, enjoying their liberal lifestyle of non monogamous sex successfully for many years.

Entering into the swinging lifestyle can be tricky as many clubs or events do not allow single men to join, as far too many single men believe that swinging is just free sex. Many of these groups and events require that entrants either be single women or male/female couples so that there would be an equal match of all participants. Couples entering into swinging need be completely sure they both want to step into this world, must communicate their needs and fears and trust one another completely; it’s not just every couple who can stay emotionally connected to their partners while fucking other people. Many swingers have rules in their relationships to remind emotionally-bonded partners that they are the primary couple and that lovers and play partners are just that and not a threat to a relationship, but it all can be very tricky as intimacy often gets mixed with sex, for better or worse. Where our pink parts are engaged so often goes our hearts and walking the balance beam of propriety is a swinger’s most delicate act as well as their most important step to execute.

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The 5 Most Sinful Sex Tricks

Thursday, December 23rd, 2010

Dec 22 orgasm.com1Ain’t it the truth; we all want to be the best lover we can be. The one who stands out from the crowd. The one who keeps her coming back for more. The one who gets her to cum again and again.

We’ve all seen these kind of studs in free porn, but let’s be real, that shit isn’t how it goes down in real life. So, if you want to come as close as possible to what these guys can do, then you need to follow the five most sinful sex tricks.

1. If you know that your partner is a bit of an exhibitionist, stand her in front of a full length mirror. Then stand behind her and begin to seduce her. Kiss her all over from you neck to her tits and then eventually remove all of her clothing. Bring her to orgasm with your hands and all the while she’ll get to watch as your pleasure her and you will also get to see exactly what she looks like when turned on.

2. For all you guys who didn’t know, there is a patch of sensitive skin at the inner end of the vagina called the anterior fornix aka A-spot. When you rub this part of her is produces the most lube for the vagina. It can be found just above the cervix. Find this spot by putting one lubed finger into her as far as it will go. Keep yourself relaxed and run gently. Use your finger to explore the from wall and when you hit the spot she’ll get wet.

3. We all have our drawers of sex toys, but I want you to create a “naughty box” in your bedroom. You and your partner should write down some out of the ordinary sexual requests.

4. If you only have a large vibrator and you want to stimulate her clit, then you want to get something hard, long and narrow.  and hold it loosely in your hand with the tip against the part you want to stimulate.

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5. Guys, listen up! The clitoris is larger than you probably think. It’s essentially a set of nerve endings but only the tip is visible. The rest is hidden beneath the surface. To stimulate, you should use the V technique. Use your index and middle fingers to from a V and then slide them on either side of the clitoris. Your fingers should be pointed downward and you can use your other hand to stimulate the “outer” clit or use this technique during intercourse.

If you try all of this sinful sex tips then you’re sure to get your girl back in the sack because she will be so satisfied she wont be able to stay away!

The Academy Awards Of Porn

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

Every year, porn starlets from far and wide descend upon Las Vegas for the AVN Awards, which is otherwise known as the Academy Awards of Porn.

What makes the porn awards different than the Oscars, other than the hardcore sex, the bad acting, and poor production, is that as it’s very difficult to get nominated for an Academy Award and it’s incredibly easy to get nominated for a porn award.

The nominations are in! And here’s a look at some of the top nominees of the year:

Best Feature: “Malice in Lalaland”
This “Alice in Wonderland” meets “Boogie Nights” flick is shot on 35 mm, not video. Producers call it “an adult movie with mainstream ambition.” Not too mention a scene where Ron Jeremy gets shot which wearing a track suit and a hot bunny girl on girl action scene.

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Best Parody-Comedy: “The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody”
This time around, the dude has a giant dick and this is his story: bowlers, dudes, porn lovers.

Best All Girl Group Sex Scene: “An Orgy of Exes”
I’m sure you can gather from the title what this one is about; the fantasy of a group of guys where all of their exes get together and have one great big lesbian orgy.

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Best 3D: “This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D”
Who wouldn’t want to see two people having sex in 3D, even if it’s between two blue people.

Crossover Star of the Year: Penny Flame
This award is for the performer who gets the most mainstream attention and this one goes to “Celebrity Rehab” star Penny Flame who left porn behind and got clean, enrolled in college and turned her life around.

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Male Performer of the Year: Prince Yahshua
This prince was tragically injured in a terrible reverse cowgirl attempt fone wrong and he actually broke his penis. This guy definitely deserves this award

Spain: The World Capital Of Prostitution?

Tuesday, December 7th, 2010

real-thai-hookersSure, the Spanish Economy might be dangerously close to meltdown, but there is one aspect of Spain that is doing quite well for itself. Not saying that prostitution is keeping the country a float, but it is sure doing it’s part, especially with the opening of Europe’s largest brothel.

“Club Paradise” is three storeys high, has flashing neon lights, two bars, a VIP zone and about 180 sex workers, dressed up in everything from nightgowns to g-strings to some very brief shorts-whatever your fetish may be.

So guys, if your in Spain and feeling horny, disregard a night in watching some free porn because business is booming at this place and apparently “the place is heaving every weekend.”

And I suggest that you do try and make a trip over the Atlantic because Prostitution is so popular and socially accepted that 30 percent of all Spanish men have used a prostitute service at least once. A Spanish Health Ministry survey in 2009 put the percentage of one time prostitute users at 32 percent, and it is far higher than the liberal minded Holland, which is only 14 percent.

To meet the demand of the horny Spaniards and their North American tourists, there is an estimated 300,000 prostitutes that are working everywhere from clubs to lonely country roads and roadside bars, to huge clubs that are recognizable by gigantic flashing signs.

Prostitution is so much less taboo than it is in the conservative and high strung North America society. In Spain, having sex with a hooker isn’t just seen as a way for men go about losing their virginity; it is actually seen as cool.

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It makes you wonder why it’s so socially acceptable compared to here to hook up with a prostitute. Apparently it has to do a lot with the laws in Spain, and maybe they are just better at accepting the fact that no matter what, women are going to do sexual acts in exchange for money.

The prostitutes in North America often get themselves involved in some pretty bad situations because of the fact that it is illegal and they could be punished, where as in Spain, they would rather keep them safe and promote condom use and road side safety, instead of trying to pretend like nothing bad is going on.

Strip Club Etiquette

Wednesday, December 1st, 2010

For those of you who have actually been to a strip club (free porn sites don’t count), you’ll know that it’s not exactly a ‘free for all’ party. In fact, most have a set list of rules that should never, ever be broken – and it’s not just about “no sex in the champagne room”. Below, we highlight a few of the rules in strip club etiquette. Provided by a real life stripper – for maximum authenticity.

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1. Watch Your Mouth – Like your mother probably told you, unless you have something nice to say, don’t say anything at all. Remember that strippers are only doing their job, so screaming out degrading words is not exactly courteous. If a less-than-appealing dancer approaches you, a simple “no thanks” will suffice. No need to get rude.

2. Follow The Rules – While every club goes by a different set of rules, it’s important to pay attention and follow them accordingly. One of the most common ones is the “touch and go” policy, which forbids men from touching the strippers. Failure to do will result in a black eye and getting kicked to the curb. Now there’s something you don’t want to explain to your wife.

3. Don’t Assume That Strippers Are Dumb – Just because strippers flash their private bits, it doesn’t necessarily mean they are brainless. Ask any dancer and they’ll tell you all about the men who insist on treating them as special ed children. In reality, many strippers are educated and well-aware of their present situation. Dancing is merely a way of getting by.

4. Don’t Try To Score A Date – If you think that a strip club is a good place to meet single women, think again. Not only do many strippers have boyfriends, but it is against the rules to accept dates from fellow patrons. Asking a stripper out to dinner will be falling close to the “touch and go” policy.

5. Don’t Drink Too Much – One of the biggest reasons for patrons getting kicked out of strip clubs is due to excessive drinking. After one too many beers, you could be tempted to touch a strippers ass or wind up getting a little too rowdy for comfort. Don’t allow yourself to get out of control.

Sex Toy Drive-Thru: I’ll Take a Combo #3

Saturday, November 13th, 2010

Attention all sex toy fanatics! If the only way you could stomach purchasing a vibrator was through complete internet anonymity, an easier alternative has just entered the market: sex toy drive-thru’s. You heard me. No longer will you have to wait weeks in order to receive a cleverly concealed box in the mail. Let alone live in agony at the thought of your significant-other getting to it before you do. It’s certainly great to be alive in this time and age.

The service stems from sex shop chain Pleasures, located in good ol’ Alabama, USA. Many speculate that the service is a reaction to the states’ strict laws in dealing with sex toys. Unless used for “medical, scientific, educational, legislative, or law enforcement purposes”, sex toys are otherwise illegal. According to Alabama, the sex toy ban is a fight against “immoral purposes”. Pathetic, I know. I would love to get my hands on the list of medical reasons as to why some people purchasing butt plugs. Now that would be pure entertainment – but that’s beside the point.

The grand opening of this raunchy drive-thru will take place next week, when dozens of ‘Pleasures Party Girls’ will hand out free lube, gift cards and even vacation tickets to the first set of customers who drive up for a big black dildo (or anything else for that matter). The entire affair will also be entirely anonymous as transactions are handled through a deposit slot. Now that’s what I call convenience.

So for those looking for a good time, you can do so from the comfort of your own car. Pick up a drive-thru burger and then head over to Pleasures for a double ended vibrator or two. All that’s left is some free porn and you’ve got yourself a promising night.

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The History of the Sex Doll

Friday, November 12th, 2010

Nov 11 orgasm.com1Before the advent of free porn online, guys all over the world had to resort to lonely old masturbation as a source of relieving their sexual tensions. They couldn’t bring up something erotic in the privacy of their own homes within 20 seconds and a lot of times the regular “choking the chicken” approach just didn’t do it for them. Therefore, the sex doll was created.

If you’ve been living in a cave for the past twenty years and haven’t heard of a sex doll, it’s basically a sex toy that is used for sexual relief. It’s an inmate object that is crafted and designed by some of the top engineers in the world to replicate the female genitalia. Creating a sex doll requires an intricate process and some of them even offer an array of designs that have been influenced by the complete female body.

The origins of the high and mighty sex doll was actually created when antsy sailors set out on a long voyage with no hopes of female interaction for months at a time. They created a female doll sewn out of cloth, brought it on board and passed it around from sailor to sailor.

In later years, some very smart men took this idea and ran with it only to create commercialized versions of the doll that were in the form of blow up dolls, body sections and the infamous real doll.

Blow Up Dolls: are the inflatable sex toy made to look like a woman’s body. Usually consisting of three entry points; mouth, vagina, and ass.

Body Sections: are made from some pretty amazing material and are manufactured to look like certain sections of the body.

Real Dolls: are insanely crafted and are usually the full body of a woman. They’re pretty pricey but made from silicone and has all the lifelike details of a living woman’s body minus the “life” part. They even come with metal skeletons and flexible joints to position the dolls in whatever position you like. The downside; if you are experiencing problems you more than likely will have to ship her away to be repaired, which probably means no sex for you.

The only advice I have if you’re somewhat interested in a Real Doll is to be careful. Some men take their relationship to another level and become totally intertwined with their doll and end up acting like they’re a real person. The people end up going crazy and you don’t want to be one of those!

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McLovin’

Thursday, October 28th, 2010

There was recently a study put out by McDonald’s that surveyed about 2000 Canadians. The findings of the survey showed that frequent McDonald’s consumers are showing love for the late night drive-thru, rather than some late night loving. Instead of fulfilling late night cravings with hot sex, this group would rather satisfy their desires with a big, fat, juicy Big Mac.

The marketing department at McD’s says this is because most drive-thru’s are open 24 hours, so they can better satisfy late night cravings.

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What does this say about Canadians to the rest of the world? In my opinion it says that we’re fat, and too damn lazy to have sex. What is this world coming too?

Thankfully we’re not the only country to choose McDonald’s over the more traditional late night cravings. Three McDonald’s outlets in Hong Kong are now offering “McWeddings”, a chance to get married under the golden arches.

According to a McDonald’s executive, “traditional weddings use cherries for the newlyweds to eat together and kiss. We will have french fries for them to kiss. People said they dated here or met here, and wanted to get married here. We see this as a business chance.”

So, we now have real people out there who would prefer to have a Big Mac rather than sex, and would like to have their wedding at McDonald’s. Those Big Mac lovin’ Canadians are probably extremely jealous of those Chinese people who can kill two birds with one stone by having sex while eating a Big Mac immediately after their McWedding. Sounds just great!

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It’s hard for me to process this information; then again, people are willing to have Star Wars and Lord of the Rings themed weddings, so it was only inevitable that somebody would want to get hitched at McDonald’s.

It’s only a matter of time before fast food ranks first on the priority list of people all over the world. Next thing you know we’re going to be watching burger porn; picture a fat chick rubbing Big Mac sauce all over her body. Yummy.

Homemade Kitchen Sex Toys

Wednesday, October 27th, 2010

Forget what your parents told you about not playing with your food. You’re not a little kid anymore, and incorporating food into your sex life can really spice things up.

Remember the saying, “if you can’t take the heat, then get out of the kitchen”? Well, the kitchen is about to be on fire, so put your game face on and play along.

You can try playing with food in wild ways that you’ve never dreamed of. Have fun with honey, chocolate syrup, whipped cream, or even marshmallow fluff. Carrots and cucumbers can make great penis substitutes. Have your girl use them on herself, or you take control. Remember, put a condom on it!

There’s also a lot of other things in the kitchen that can be used as sex toys, besides food.

Roll up a towel and place a plastic bag in the “tube” that the towel created. Fill the plastic bag with lube, then place it somewhere you can thrust away into.

Line a plastic cup with two thick kitchen sponges. Wet the sponges with warm water and then lube up the space between the sponges. Once again, place it somewhere and thrust away.

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Check out the freezer because ice can be amazing for sexual thrills and chills for the both of you. Tease your chick by rubbing a piece of ice, or maybe even some frozen peas along her nipples, face, arms, thighs, ass, and clit. If you have some popsicles in there, you can use one as a dildo. I know you’ve probably watched this on porn somewhere, but you have to remember to not leave it inside your chick for too long because she could get a bad case of freezer burn! They don’t tell you that in porn.

Saran Wrap can also be a kinky substitute. Wrap some around your girls body, and your own if you really want to be frisky. It’s a fun and easy way to create your own lingerie; it’s see through, and easy to strip off.

Instead of using the spatula to make cupcakes, bend your girl over your leg and spank her ass with it. If she’s not really into the spanking, then flip it over and use it as a homemade dildo. Make sure there are no sharp edges on the surface that could cut into skin.

Use anything that is electrical as a vibrator. Place it on your girls pussy and she will completely enjoy herself. Once again, remember to use your common sense and play safe.

After you’ve broken in your kitchen and used it as the sexual haven that it is intended for, have your girl make you dinner. Skip dessert, and move into another room in the house and use everything in it for your sexual pleasure.

Jurrasic Jocked: Grow Your Manhood Like A Porn Star

Sunday, October 24th, 2010

If there’s one thing the average man would change about himself if he could, it would be the size of his manhood. Johnson, cock, skin-flute, easy rider, clam digger, one-eyed monster, bald avenger, middle leg, Pope John Pole 3 – no matter the name, the average length of a man’s rod is 6 inches when fully erect – hardly the size of Lexington Steele. So how can the average man look, and fuck, more like a porn star?

First off, it’s a myth that you can’t increase the size of your penis. When starting out, keep in mind that illusion is part of the process – it’s how much bigger the girl you’re fucking THINKS your penis is that counts. Fancy yourself David Blaine – after all, once you’re inside her, size doesn’t matter anymore and getting off does. So here are a few tips that will help you score, and keep your girl coming back for more.

Stay trimmed: If you don’t do this, for God’s sake get started. Trimmed public hair isn’t just for the ladies anymore, and now that the metrosexual craze is in full swing, it’s an accepted part of the male grooming ritual. If you’re hesitant, think of the advantages – trimming the hair away from the base of your cock will make it look substantially bigger and let your lady get a full view of King Dong. Really, you haven’t done anything, and you’re already bigger.

Cock rings: A cock ring can be a great way to thicken your rod – put it on when you’re hard to constrict the blood flow in your dick and you’ll start to look like a can of Pepsi. While your girl may see you slip it on – we’ve found most women don’t care, and go gaga for your girth. If you’re worried about your lady finding out, try a clear ring on for size – it will camouflage nicely.

Get your potential lay drunk: If our first two surefire cock enhancement methods fail, you can always just get your girl drunk. Beer goggles have been getting men pussy for centuries – even the short penised losers who bred to make anyone reading this article a reality! So, stay strong our poorly endowed friends – onwards and upwards (naturally)!