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Is Your Escort A Cop?

Saturday, January 29th, 2011

These days almost everyone is putting up a shingle to provide some sort of sex service. Rub and tugs are popping up in every staid suburban town, and girls and guys solicit on Internet boards and free porn is pervasive. Ex nurses provide a little enema play and any girl who has taken a year of acting classes and sports relatively firm tits is offering domination.

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The local police know this of course and are exploiting ever more frequent opportunities to bust the clients who come to pay for these services to cum.

Though working girls are certainly in danger of being busted on a regular basis, clients to need to be ever more mindful of whom they are seeing. The very best way to be assured one isn’t walking into a sting operation is to simply see girls and guys on reputation alone. If a friend recommends someone, and they got away safe-and they fucked or were sucked-it’s pretty reasonable to assume they did not see a cop! The police might lie, fudge their identities, maybe even wear some revealing clothing but they cannot engage in sexual activity.

Second, one can go on one’s innate sense of the date. If you have been a client of escorts long enough your gut reactions will reveal volumes to potential police activity in and around the in-call you have come to or the outcall you have invited to your home…though cops hardly, if ever, indulge in outcall hooker stings.

Lastly, watch what’s said and how it is said. Cops lie; it’s part of the job. That old urban myth that if you ask someone if they are a cop and they must tell you is a misnomer, but be mindful of the words money and sex uttered in the same sentence, or your escort trying to get you to say these two words together. All one has to do is show intent to buy sex and one has committed a crime under most laws. You will find with a policeman or woman posing as a sex worker the slow semantics of the transaction will be very pointed and deliberate indeed.

It is a little more dangerous trying to procure sex for money these days. As the escort attempts ever-clever guises and clandestine ways to advertise, the police keep right on his or her tail trying to stop the business by arresting both the customer and the provider.

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Fire Play

Friday, January 28th, 2011

As you begin to explore sexually, you will come across various possibilities that fall in the category of BDSM. You will learn that what is one person’s pain is another person’s pleasure, and that pleasure and pain combine for some people to become a favorite, complex set of sensations. The use of hot wax and fire play hold a unique place in the sexual spectrum, and you might know them from free porn.

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Dripping hot wax on a guy’s chest or dribbling it on a woman’s nipples and down along her breasts can cause amazing sensations. It can be a visual turn on as well, and the yelps of the person submitting to the wax are often delicious. Different kinds of candles produce varying levels of heat, so it is best to experiment gingerly until you find the right place to begin. Inexpensive paraffin candles or 7-day novena candles from the grocery store can be a good place to start. You may want to use blindfolding and/or bondage as well for the added elements of surprise and immobility.

Before you begin, be sure you are aware of the parameters of the partner who will be submitting and make sure you have a safe word in place so that the scene can be edgy yet remain safe at all times.
Fire play is not for the faint of heart. It may be fun to play with a little wax on a whim, and yes, if you are not careful, you could still cause or endure a burn. However, if you play with fire directly, do work with an experienced player. Depending on the type of sensation the sub can take – from mildly wild to seriously intense, and experienced fire top can choose the percent alcohol, the kind of swab, and the body areas on which to play. The Dom will prepare the sub in whatever psychological way that seems appropriate, then swab the alcohol and light it. Fire will dance across the submissive’s body along the path of the swab, causing intense, startling, and erotic sensations.

Hot wax and fire play can be the preludes to other sexual activities or the cherry on top of an amazing sex session. Consider giving an oral sex orgasm in the midst of these pleasures for the ultimate experience.

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10 Best Sex Documentaries

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Jan 26 orgasm.com1When it comes to the ten best sex documentaries, there is a wide range of subjects that are covered. They are obviously a little less raunchy than free porn, but a lot more hardcore than your average documentary. These films touch on topics from teen sex issues, to men who choose to live with sex dolls instead of real woman. Here is a list of the top ten sex documentaries of all time:

1. “The Big O”: Topping the list of best sex documentaries is the movie that follows one woman on her quest to have an orgasm. At one time, considered a myth, the female orgasm is examined at length in this film.

2. “Love in the Ancient World”: This HIstory channel documentary examines the symbols left behind by civilizations and their relationship to sex and its meaning in their societies.

3. “Sex Slaves”: This one looks at the trade of Eastern European and Northern Asian women makes the list of best documentaries because this film shows actual girls who were sold and the men who buy them.

4. “Brain Sex-Why We Fall In Love”: This one looks at what makes people want to have sex and fall in love. This one is based on scientific facts and casual observations.

5, “Sex Change Hospital”: This six part series makes the list of best sex documentaries because the film looks at people who opt to have sex reassignment surgery.

6. “Nature of Sex”: This films focuses on how all creatures in nature fuck. It examines how humans are not that much different from their non thumbed counterparts.

7. “Virgin School”: This one tells the story of a male virgin who embarks on a journey of sex. He finds himself participating in programs that allow him to explore his sexuality in many situations.

8. The Day My God Died”: This is a pretty emotional one that looks at the child sex and porn industry. The film maker follows the journey of girls sold as young as five years old.

9. “Guys and Dolls”: The men examined in this film have chosen to live and love silicon dolls instead of live women.

10. “Virtual Adultery and Cyberspace Love”: This one will have all online daters think twice. This film examines how fake people are online especially in the realm of attractiveness and sexual prowess.

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The Sexiest Female Comedians

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

When I stop to think about female comedians, the last thing that comes into mind is ‘sex appeal’. Perhaps that’s just me being an ass, but the majority of them are always slightly overweight and far from feminine. While I’m not expecting some blonde porn -esque bimbo, a little makeup certainly wouldn’t hurt anyone. And so, on my quest to find some good-looking ladies with a funny bone, I decided to do a little research and will now have to eat my words. Not only are there plenty of sexy ladies in comedy, but narrowing it down to a short list was a bit of a challenge. Read on for my personal picks.

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Abby Elliot – Leave it up to SNL to find a new cast members that can attract viewers with both humor and good looks. Having just recently joined the SNL team, Elliott is only 23 years old and already holds an impressive resume. Her father is also none other than Chris Elliott, who was cast in SNL from 1994-1995. But if you think that she used that as an ‘in’, think again. By watching any of her skits it’s clear to see that behind all that sex appeal is a great sense of humor.

Anna Faris – After her breakthrough role in the horror film parody Scary Movie, Faris has become something of a regular in the world of comedy. Never one to shy away from the fact that she is smoking hot, she’s been in everything from the critically acclaimed Lost in Translation to the cheesy flick The House Bunny.

Tina Fey – Who could forget about the sexiest version of Sarah Palin the world has ever seen? Smart, witty and understatedly sexy, Tine Fey has become one of the most memorable SNL cast members and continues to make us laugh with movies like Date Night and her award-winning show 30 Rock.

Amanda Bynes – As a child actor, Amanda Bynes charmed us all during her Nickelodeon stint and roles in All That and The Amanda Show. As she grew up, she starred in What I Like About You and subsequently moved on to the big screen in Hairspray and Easy A. Not only is she incredibly funny, but she was voted as Teen People’s “25 Hottest Stars Under 25″.

The Secret of the Female Orgasm

Wednesday, January 26th, 2011

Guys, you need to stop worrying about your penis size and start learning the secrets of the female orgasm.

Of course that may not seem as simple as it sounds, even though in all the free porn we watch those guys have no problem getting their partners off. For you, you need to learn about the two spots that can lead to a female orgasm.

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The importance of foreplay: Sure, as a guy you might be pretty much ready to go from the minute she gives you a sideways glance or after you see her in that bra you like. But she, on the other hand, may need plenty of physical and emotional stimulation to become aroused, lubricated and primed for an orgasm. That’s why foreplay is so damn important. Above all else, really focus on the “play” in foreplay. It shouldn’t be rushed or treated like an obligatory task. In fact, it can begin hours before sex actually occurs, and every minute of that time will prepare her for an orgasm.

Use your head: Remember that women rely on mental stimulation just as much as emotional stimulation. A sexy text message, a flirtatious call at work, and other sorts of fun can get her thinking about your upcoming liaison.

Tenderness: Touching can create sexual tension even before you’ve started to fuck. Hug her, hold her hand, or touch her thigh. A woman’s orgasm is more likely to happen if you let your hands roam to erotic parts of her body when you’re kissing her.

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Kissing: This is essential for good foreplay. Discovering new places to kiss her that turn her on is going to be rewarding. Try the back of her neck or her shoulders for starters.

Sweet nothings: Don’t forget to talk to her during foreplay. Women tend to be more verbal and hearing how good she is making you feel can help her act more freely, open up and have fun.

If you follow all of these tips then you will be sure to give your girl a mind blowing orgasm that will keep her coming back for more and more. Who knows, she might even squirt!

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The Biggest and Best Sports Sex Scandals Ever

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Every couple of months, the media breaks on a story about the latest scandal involving an athlete. Each story recreates the classic battle between the hometown favorite and the visiting loser! We’ve seen just about everything when it comes to sport scandals, and a lot of times it involves more than a couple porn stars revealing that they had sex with a star. There was Michael Vick, OJ Simpson, and thousands of domestic violence and DUI arrests, but today we’re going to take a look the sex scandals of sports stars:

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Rick Pitino: The head coach of the University of Louisville basketball team was outed over an extra marital affair with the estranged wife of his longtime aid and the teams equipment manager. He impregnated her, which lead to an abortion. Then, the woman demanded a $10 million settlement.

Kobe Bryant: In 2003, the LA LAkers basketball star was arrested for allegedly assaulting a 10 year old woman. After two years and more of media hype, the charges were thrown out because the victim wouldn’t testify.

Marv Albert: The popular sports broadcaster was accused of sexual assault in 1997. The headlines that came out during his trial exposed his sexual lifestyle including his interest in cross dressing.

Mark Chmura: In April 2000, the tight end for the Green Bay Packers was arrested for sexual assault and child enticement. His child’s former babysitter claimed he raped her in the bathroom at a prom after party.

Richard Seigler: The former Pittsburgh Steeler and San Francisco 49er linebacker was busted as a pimp in 2007.

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Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich: In 1973, two New York Yankee left-handers introduces wife swapping to professional sports. They were best friends and lived near each other in New Jersey. The following spring, they showed up at training and announced that they has swapped wives over the winter.

Viking Love Boat: In 2005, seventeen members of the Minnesota Vikings football team attended an all day party on Lake Minnetonka where prostitutes were flown in and some of the players performed sexual acts in from of the whole crew.

Tiger Woods: His wife attacked him with his own golf clubs after she found out he was having an affair with a number of women. As soon as the story leaked to the media, the numbers of women keep getting higher and higher.

Jack Johnson: In a celebrated match in 1910, the black boxer knocked out James Jeffries, the former world champion. The victory led to the Bureau of INvestigation to probe Johnson’s sexual relations with white women, often prostitutes. He was convicted, fled the country, returned, and then served his time.

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Space Sex

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Jan 14 orgasm.com1Forget the mile high club…imagine joining the million mile high club!

We’ve seen those stupidly hot space fucking scenes on free porn, but when it comes to real sex in space, that’s a different story.

NASA has always been on the silent side when it comes to the subject of sex in space, which of course makes us all the more curious. How would it work? Has anyone done it? Can a child be conceived in space? And with only a few animal tests, there has been next to no scientific analysis on the issue.

That is until now!

The Journal Of Cosmology has published a special issue focusing on a mission to mars. In one specific chapter called “Sex on Mars” Dr.Rhawn Joseph talks about everything from the social conditions that would allow astronauts to have sex on the planet and the possibility of the first child being born on another planet. That kid would be the first real Martian!

“Human beings are sexual. They think about sex a lot. So if you’re on a trip to Mars, it’s going to be dark out, you’ll be in a long period of isolation, and there’s not going to be a lot to do. There’s a definite possibility that it could happen,” said Joseph.

The Journal estimated that overall that a Mars expedition would take at least two years to complete; nine months to travel there, three months to remain there for the study, and then nine months to return. Joseph said that since it is such a lengthy time for the trip, it is possible for emotional bonds to form between the astronauts, and it would be unwise not to anticipate them acting on those bonds.

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Since no one has officially come forth to say that they’ve actually had sex in space so he is basing his research on Earthly scenarios with similar conditions. One goal of NASA is to avoid any complications that would come with space procreation. Joseph suggests sending two separate spacecrafts-one containing only males and the other only females-or sending only married couples to Mars.

But first and foremost, he believes in being prepared.

Hef To Get Playboy Back In His Hands

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

300.madison.hefner.marquardt.lc.092208The massive company, Playboy, has agreed to an offer from the man who founded it all, Hugh Hefner, to take the firm private after he raised his bid by 12%.

The Icon Acquisition Holding, which was controlled by Hef, offered $6.15 a share for publicly-listed Playboy, which ultimately values the firm at $210 million. Wowzers.

The 84 year old, who recently got engaged to a 24 year old blonde bombshell, already owns about 70% of Playboy’s Class A common stock and 28% of it’s Class B stock, but he wants it ALL!

There was outside competition from FriendFinder and Penthouse magazine which had offered $6.25 a share.

Hef, who is a God in my books, set up the Playboy magazine back in 1953, but, since the availability of free porn on the internet rising in recent years, circulation and advertising revenues have been failing drastically.

The company has been trying to transform it from a publishing and TV business into a “brand management” company in order to keep the profits coming and therefore has been licensing out the Playboy name and those infamous rabbit ears for a range of different products.

“I believe this agreement will give us the resources and flexibility to return Playboy to its unique position and to further expand our business around the world,” Hefner said.

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Hefner also revealed he wants his hands on everything the company owns in order to be able to pass on the entire thing to his sons when he is ready to retire and when they are ready to step up and run the family business.

In my opinion, I don’t care who is running it, as long as it is still up and going. Not just because of being able to see some of the most famous and gorgeous woman on the planet naked, but because the Playboy name has a sort of class attached to it and with all the amateur and trashy stuff you can find on the internet these days, it’s nice to see something more conservative once in a while.

The Best Legal Brothels In The World

Thursday, January 13th, 2011

As a self-professed free porn enthusiast, my love for everything and anything that has to do with sex is to be expected. One of my “hobbies” – if I can call it that – is to read up on brothels. And no, I’m not talking about seedy, filthy, hole-in-the-wall type brothels that treat their women like scum. I’m talking about the truly VIP spots that manage to celebrate sex while being the closest to heaven on earth most men will ever get. Read on for a list of my personal favorite spots all across the globe.

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1. Tiffany’s (Sydney, Australia) – I’ll start off by saying that every inch of this locale is painted red, making you feel like you’re in some sort of explicit dream. Catering to the rich and famous, this brothel features plenty of themed rooms and model-like ladies that know exactly what they’re doing.

2. The Bunny Ranch (Carson City, Nevada) – When on the subject of brothels, what better place than Sin City itself? Perhaps one of the only legal brothels in America, this spot is owned and operated by the self-labeled “Pimpmaster General”, Dennis Hof. With customers like Hugh Hefner and Howard Stern, you know that they must be doing something right.

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3. FKK Oase (Frankfurt, Germany) – We all know that German babes are some of the hottest in the world, and nobody showcases it better than FKK Oase. Located in the middle of the woods, this Greek inspired brothel prides itself in ladies that would put Aphrodite to shame. With plenty of cabanas spread throughout its property, you’ll be sure to have enough privacy while enjoying the great outdoors.

4. Nana (Bangkok, Thailand) – Resembling some sort of brothel-esque mall, this four story building features over 40 bars, all packed full of sexy exotic women. Unlike the previous high-end varieties however, you must learn how to negotiate in order to get what you want. On the bright side, there are enough options to satisfy every taste.

5. Big Sister (Prague, Czech Republic) – Possibly my favorite of all brothels, Big Sister follows in the suit of free porn by offering their services free of charge. You heard me. The catch however, is that after all is said and done, they get to showcase your romping session on their very own cable TV channel and website. If privacy is not an issue, this one is by far the best deal out there.

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Penthouse To Create First 3D Porn Channel

Wednesday, January 12th, 2011

Jan 11 orgasm.com1Penthouse is always at the forefront of the porn industry. Whenever there is a new trend or a popular aspect of porn, Penthouse is on top of things before all the rest.

Continuing to be ahead of the rest in technology and innovation, Penthouse has announced the launch of the Penthouse 3D Channel. Yes, that means porn in 3D people! 3D hot sex right on your TV at home!

This new channel will feature original adult oriented programming each month that will be shot in native high definition and 3D.

The company’s commitment to 3D draws on the strength of unique expertise that Penthouse has achieved over many, many years of being in the porn industry and their success in content delivery, movie making and technological advances.

“We started shooting in 3D recently and have significantly invested to perfect 3D production quality,” said CEO Marc Bell, “Consumer excitement for 3D content is high and Penthouse is the one studio that can rely on its broad expertise to deliver 3D in a manner unmatched by any other branded entertainment company.”

This channel will definitely be a hit with the rise of 3D television and the obsession that people have with 3D in general. Now we have 3D porn and it can’t get much better than that. The Penthouse Hd Channel lineup covers 30 platforms in more than 15 countries and they really do see themselves as the leader in entertainment and emerging media.

Now more than ever Penthouse will be on top! The Penthouse customers will have the choice to enjoy and explore all versions on Penthouse content.

The people from Penthouse have said that the 3D channel is expected to be available to system operators for broadcast to the general public in the second quarter of this year,