It’s safe to say that the economy is in shambles. Unemployment is through the roof and banks have been stricter than ever when it comes to foreclosures. What you probably didn’t know however, is that even swingers‘ groups have started to feel the pain. It seems that even despite their penchant for wild group sex and disregard for money, they are still getting hit by the impact of today’s financial crisis.
This recent discovery stems from the lackluster attendance in some of the most popular swingers clubs in the country. One of them being DDeviousDelights, who claim that attendance at their swingers’ parties have gone down between 30 to 40% in the past year. Despite the fact that most clubs are resorting to providing newcomers with a 50% discount, cover charges and strict ‘couples only’ rules still stand strong.
As an example how sex and today’s ill economy are crossing paths, take this heartwarming story: An intoxicated 56 year-old woman from Illinois decided it would be a good idea to dine and dash while at a Joe’s Crab Shack. After making a run for it, she was apprehended by authorities but promised she would pay them back once she got home. Upon arriving at her apartment, she entered her room and proceeded to come out holding a rubber dildo – which she used as a weapon while approaching the officers in a threatening manner. Once they managed to knock the ding-dong out her hand, she was apprehended and placed under arrest.
The End.
While this doesn’t necessarily apply to swingers’ clubs, it just goes to show that if you can’t use sex for a good cause, use it as a weapon. After all, not even free sex is exempt from these arduous financial times.
As kids, our parents would go on and on about the alleged bogeyman, an evil man who would snatch us away if we were too naughty. What they never told us however, was about Lara Carter, the dreaded spermjacker. When all the children have gone to bed, Carter heads out deep into the night. Her mission? To have unprotected 
