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Lipstick Lesbians

Saturday, February 19th, 2011

There are dozens of lipstick lesbian porn sites on the internet. These are sites with hot looking, triple D sized boobed blue eyed blondes that usually fake going down on their equally beautiful blue eyed blonde female lovers. They are called lipstick lesbian sites because the women on these sites are rarely lesbians and their makeup is always fresh and artistically applied and their fingernails beautifully manicured.

But if you Google the term you will see that the term has been adopted by very feminine and fashionable lesbians.

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These women don’t look like lesbians, they look like girls in free porn. They arenít wearing plaid shirts and grabbing imaginary dicks when they talk. They are usually the type of woman that men find unapproachable because they look like they just like the arm candy one finds on the arm of some man from GQ. But if a man does get the balls to come on to a lipstick lesbian and she rebukes him he will ask regroup and ask her to prove it by letting him watch, sitting in a chair in the corner of the room, as she kisses or fucks her lover. Of course if she still refuses it is almost assured that he will use the line that he should have been born a lesbian because he loves licking pussy so much.

Although it is hard to get men to accept the fact that a lipstick wearing lesbian prefers girl on girl and not girl on girl on guy action it is sometimes even harder for them to be accepted by other lesbians.

Some card carrying lesbians believe that a feminine persona shown in fashion magazines and in hit T.V. shows is part of a plan created by men to keep women from achieving their full potential. These radical thinkers also believe by wearing makeup it is endangering a womanís civil rights.

These type of gay women are as narrow minded as the people that think all lesbians have a closet full of strap on harasses and dildos of varying sizes, colors and shapes. And even though most lesbians wonít admit it they do own and use a strap on harness, and regularly use it, fucking their lover with the biggest double ended they can find, this is the type of video and photos one will find on most lipstick lesbian porn sites.

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Car Sex

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Every couple-bi, hetero or gay-knows how boring a long car ride can be. XM radio, cooler full of cold sodas, CDs not withstanding, long drives can be filled with a lot of sameness even if there are great sights to see and places to stop. The prudish couple wouldn’t dare risk it, but for the more sexually adventurous or just one’s with a little more active libido-or on a first date-a little sexual activity between partners could make the drive a little less tedious and the interior of the car a little warmer and a lot more like free porn.

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It doesn’t necessarily need to be said how far you and your partner might want to go, how much of your clothes will be flipped off, when and where you might pull over, if you pull over at all; usually the specifics are worked out as you drive and touch and tickle. Road head is usually where it all starts. Though certainly a dangerous pursuit, no male drivers is about to complain about this specific distraction. Best that the couple engaging in a quick driving blow job stay to deserted back roads or get to the side of the road just before the man comes.

The driver will want to steer clear of potholes as well. It’s always hotly debate whether backseat gropping or front seat necking is hotly is best. While the backseat certainly offers lovers room to stretch out without the worry of as steering wheel in one’s hip, it is doubly hard to extricate one’s self from the backseat if the police decide to pull over an roust you from your make-shift love nest. Car sex need not only be in the car to. There is a nice warm expanse of the hood awaiting the horny couple and in a deserted parking lot or in the middle of a field, the hood of a car, while slippery to some, can be the very best place to fuck on.

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So many people can recall their very first sexual experiences being in cars or the car’s radio providing the soundtrack to their very first awakenings of love and closeness with another human being. Our cars are more then just transportation, for some they were the only private spaces we had to be alone with the guy or girl we loved and the very first place some of us got to see the alluring naked body part of a person we were infatuated with.

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Why Bad Girls Are Not As Good As They Sound

Thursday, February 17th, 2011

As young boys, most of us were conditioned to believe that in order to get the girl, we must act like hero’s and prove ourselves to be “real men”. Much like in those fairy tales about dragon slayers, we spend much of our lives doing everything in our power to become alpha males with hefty bank accounts and dashing good looks.

In this day and age however, women have become well-aware of our constant fight for power and know that deep down, we’d much rather be sitting at home in our boxers watching free porn. In retaliation, the opposite sex is now testing us all by becoming full-fledged man eaters. Below, I’ll cover some of the most popular species of ‘bad girls’. Perhaps by making yourself aware of this dangerous clan, you’ll be able to have a better grasp of your manhood and not be overshadowed by the gentler sex (who is far from ‘gentle’ these days).

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She’s A Gold-Digger – A gold-diggers main objective is to land a man who can serve as a provider. In her deluded mind, all she wants is to find a man who can provide her with everything her parents never did. They’ll want expensive cars, mansions and designer goods. Failure to provide her with any of these things will ensure she makes your life a living hell. Regardless of her past as a porn star, gold-diggers want a life of luxury and “class”.

The Drug Addict – Often on a perma ego trip from taking every substance she can get her hands on, a drug-addict will be on the constant lookout for a partner who has enough money (and poor judgment) to serve as a provider. To get it, they’ll put out, suggest a threesome and sell themselves in the only way they know how.

The Sex Withholder – What better way to have her cake and eat it too than by withholding one of the only expectations held by her partner – sex. The sex withholder most probably had her femininity hurt at some point in her life and now strives to prove herself by being in control of the deed.

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The Best Men’s Underwear

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Feb 15 orgasm.com1When it comes to any purchasing decisions made by men, it comes down to an analysis of 4 factors:

1. Will this help me get laid?
2. Comfort
3. Style
4. Cost

This is particularly true when it comes to picking out underwear. It is the only piece of underwear exclusively intended to be seen by a chick who is hopefully reaching for your cock. At that point, of course you want to validate your desirability and good taste, but good underwear also have to be functional. Trust me, those guys in free porn have it easy. They could be wearing rags and the girls will still fuck the shit out of them. But you’re going to have to work a little harder. Ultimately, comfort is key. No man wants to be constantly thinking throughout the day about how his balls feel uncomfortable. SO, for both comfort and sex appeal, the boxer brief was created and here is a look at the best boxer briefs for men:

Uniqlo regular rise boxer brief: This pair has zero external branding, an excellent fit, jade a multitude of nominal but stylish designs and patterns, most importantly it wears well, and is inexpensive. However, there is no online ordering and the only retail store is located in Soho, NYC.

Calvin Klein classic boxer brief with button fly: Calvin Klein is the gold standard for men’s underwear. The fabric is exceptionally comfortable and they look just right. They give off sex appeal and have a phenomenal fit.

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Top Man Trunks: Top Man is the male version of the British retiling sensation Top Shop. The boxer briefs can be hit or miss, but there are enough choices and some definite winners.

J.Crew boxer brief: The fabric is most comfortable and the logo is neither shameful or as weak looking as Ralph Lauren. Black is definitely the way to go.

Armani Exchange square cut brief: Unless you’re a ripped, gay and/or a guido, a good rule of thumb. However, their boxer brief is much silkier than any others on this list, which can often be a nice change of pace.

American Eagle: This is an instance of a pretty boxer brief, especially for the price, however, it is ruined by the logo. While the words “American Eagle” could not be printed any larger on the waistband, this will work for guys in college and high school, but that’s it!

Shaving The Beaver

Monday, February 14th, 2011

Shaving your girlfriend’s pubes can be an experience more gratifying than stumbling across a quality free porn site. However, going about this ancient skill requires confidence and a certain know-how that not every man is blessed with. Failure to perform this correctly could result in something I like to call (UPC) – that’s short for unfounded pussy complex. Doing it correctly on the other hand, will ensure that your ladie’s vag is trimmed to your exact specifications and that sex will be that much hotter. Read on for a breakdown :

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Required Prep-Work - First things first, do not just jump into it and casually ask if you can shave her beaver. That is relationship suicide. She will either think you’re a total pervert with some weird pube fetish or she’ll take it an insult that her vag is too bushy. Start by complimenting it with words like: sexy, pretty and delicious. Calling it a “pretty fish taco” won’t do. You can then proceed to give her enough oral sex to prove just how into her you really are.

Suggest By Example – One of the best ways to get your girl comfortable with the idea of a bare beaver is by displaying your neatly trimmed package in all its glory. After all, you can’t expect her to fall into you shenanigans if you can’t even handle your own bush. Once that’s taken care of, bring up your newly trimmed nut-scruff and try to get her opinion on it. Ask her if it made sex feel any better and if you should stick to that “hairstyle” from now on. This talk will eventually lead her into asking you about her own bush, in which case you finally suggest playing barber.

Time To Party – Now that you’ve gotten her ready to slip into the shower or bathtub, it’s time to make your move. Make sure to keep a razor around so you don’t have to casually leave to go grab one (new blade, preferably). That would just look sad. Now, have her sit with her ass between your thighs and proceed to apply plenty of shaving cream. As for direction, always go for grain down. You don’t want to end up cutting her lady bits.

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Casual Sex Is Not So Bad After All

Tuesday, February 8th, 2011

A while ago there was a paper that came out that argued religion “protected” teens against sex. It analyzed that religious teens are less likely to have sex outside of marriage, but all in all, is sex really all that harmful?

A more recent study looked at college students in a longitudinal study, which means they asked a bunch of people a bunch of questions, and then a few months later they asked the same people the same questions, to see if their answers changed.

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It was found that the ones who had casual sex tended to be the ones who, at the start of the semester drank more, were less thoughtful about relationships and more likely to have had short terms flings. They were less likely to be lonely, and yes, they were also less religious.

So, the question is, did all this casual sex make them depressed and lonely? Well, no it did not! Basically, among all those who were happy and not lonely at the start of the term, became less happy and more lonely than those who did not hook up during the term. But, among all those who were depressed and lonely at the start of the term, they became more happy and less lonely than those who did not hook up during the term.

In a nut shell, hooking up was good for sad people, but not good for happy people.

Also, alcohol had a greater effect on women than on men. This fits with the idea that part of the reason that women are more likely to avoid hooking up is because society disapproves.

This all fits in together with the fact that among young people, attitudes to relationship commitment and children have flipped. The gender stereotypes have crumbled, and pretty much all attitudes that are supposed to be typical of men are now more likely to be held by women.

This is great news for guys who want to fuck a lot of chicks with no real relationships, but for those looking for something more meaningful, they’re shit out of luck.

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Bad Sex Moves

Monday, February 7th, 2011

It’s tough to tell a man how to do something right, especially because the guys think they’re getting the chicks off when they actually aren’t! In a recent survey, females were sakes what separates “normal/good” sex from “mooned blowing” sex. Here’s what over 50 chicks said were the most common mistakes men make between the sheets:

Asking to have sex: asking a girl to have sex is like asking your mother if you can have a girl over at your own apartment. When you ask, you immediately show a lack of confidence and control. Instead, work her up with basic touching and kissing. She will stop you if she doesn’t want sex.

Giving her a hickey: She’s guaranteed to feel like a cheap hooker sporting her new temporary sex tattoo the next day at the office. Only the inexperienced leave hickeys. Avoid this by going mouth wide around her neck and working in your tongue. Slowly close your lips until your kissing it.

Not going down on her: You simply aren’t a man if you don’t go down on your lady. The majority of female orgasms are orally induced and for chicks, unforgettable sex includes great oral sex.

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Rushing through foreplay: Sex is like an epic movie, it’s best when you have the proper build up of tension leading to a climactic explosion. By skipping foreplay, you limit your chance of creating an Oscar worthy performance. You need to slow the fuck down, she isn’t going anywhere. You should spend at least 10 minutes teasing her and building her up.

Not having a condom in arms reach: You’ve done it right with the foreplay and now she is begging for it, but instead, you’re scuffling around on the floor like a dog looking for a condom. Every second that passes is another second her excitement fizzles out. If you’re at your place, have condoms stashed between your mattress. If you’re at her place, have one in your back pocket.

Fucking like a rabbit: Maybe once or twice it’s natural to get carried away after a night of one too many tequila shots and you need to jack hammer to finish, but, other than that, it’s a rookie move. Start slow and actually allow her to feel what’s going on. Increase speed intervals every 20 seconds or so.

Not switching positions: By moving in and out of positions, she will remember your sex as action packed and wild. After a minute or so in any position, gauge how she is reacting. If she’s into it, continue, if she’s not, move on.

Being too quiet: Silence is a sure sign well, sex is boring. Although she doesn’t want you shouting like a German porn star, she wants validation through your vocal involvement. Mix in some moans, groans, and deep breathing. Whisper in her ear and let her know that you’ve been thinking about fucking her since she arrived.

Asking where to cum: She’s no idiot. If you ask her where you should finish, it is a sure indication you are hoping she’s beg for a cum facial. However, the majority of women don’t find your semen as delightful as you think. Finish in your condom or on her stomach.

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Slutty Cheerleaders

Monday, February 7th, 2011

courtney_simpsonWhile the subject of choice for much of the free porn we’re into still revolves around cheerleaders, many still falsely believe that in real life, they are nothing but prude spoilt brats. Turns out the porn industry didn’t get it all wrong. From orgies to pom pom orgasm scenes, many of our favorite adult films are nothing but recreations of real life events. Below, we’ll highlight some of the most shocking sex scandals involving the quintessential American sex symbol – cheerleaders. You can thank me later.

1. The Arizona State Cheerleader That Decided To Go Nude – Arizona State University girls already have a bit of a – ahem – “reputation” of doing porn, posing naked and getting into other shenanigans such as drugs, alcohol binges and general slutty behavior. With that said, it was no surprise to discover that a Mormon Courtney Wilson decided to give up on her scholarship and move to California in order to persue a career as a porn star. After proudly showcasing her cheerleading outfit in one of her films, ASU administration was absolutely mortified. We were proud.

2. Orange Coast Orgy - After attending one of those cheesy cheerleading competitions somewhere in the United States (a la Bring It On), the Orange Coast College girls decided to go a little crazy and brought some lucky guy back to their hotel for a night of drinking, drugs, half naked pictures and an orgy or two. After the pictures went viral, the schools reputation went down the drain, bringing the girls along for the ride.

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3. Bothell High School Cheerleaders Get Naked – In yet another bad case of “sexting”, a couple of Bothell High School cheerleaders decided to get a little crazy and took a couple of naked pictures of themselves in a bubbly bathtub. After sending it to their boyfriends, the pictures quickly spread out to the rest of the school and the girls were suspended. Maybe next time they’ll think twice before being that stupid. Though we’re certainly not complaining.

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Good Relationships Important For Satisfying Sex

Sunday, February 6th, 2011

Feb 3 orgasm.com1The relationships of New Zealander’s are thriving, and according to a survey, it is because they have satisfying sex lives.

67% of people said they were satisfied with the sexual aspects of their relationship, while 83% said they were satisfied with their relationship overall.

The survey was conducted by Relationship Services which is the largest counseling and relationship education agency in the country. Its looks at the way couples in long term relationships talk about and deal with issues relating to sex and intimacy.

“We found it really interesting that we asked people about sex, and they told us about relationships,” said the Chief Executive.

“When the sexual aspect of a relationship is going well, it can help build intimacy and satisfaction in a relationship. When it’s not going well it can be a difficult issue to broach. Either way, it can be a major contributor to the level of satisfaction people feel,” he said.

One clear message from the survey is that talking and listening to your partner are two of the best sex aids available; not resorting to free porn to get your jollies guys! People satisfied with their sexual relationship talk ad listen to their partner, they discuss sexual problems, and they focus more on understanding than blame.

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When it comes to the most common issues found between couples, these included one partner wanting to fuck more than the other, and then life problems like work, family, stress. Sex outside the relationship was reported by only 19% of people. “People often think affairs are much more common because they get so much attention in the media,”

The survey also asked where people turn for information and help about sexual problems and most looked to books and website. But, for help with sexual problems, they turned to people who they knew and trusted.

So, what can we learn from this? Sex is more important in creating a strong relationship than anything else. And, if your girlfriends don’t believe you, have them read this.

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Stadium Sex At Its Best

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Stadium sex.You’ve seen it in porn time and time again but the odds of putting it into practice are often easier said than done. Not only is it risky, but getting caught would involve public humiliation and a night in prison. However, I’d still encourage you to try it. If you look at it from the bright side, getting caught could result in massive displays of encouragement, and spending the night in a cell for having sex in public would make for a funny story in the future. Here, I’ll highlight some of the wildest cases of stadium sex. Perhaps they will inspire you to go out there and try it out for yourself.

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1. Upper Section Sex – This particular instance has been making the internet rounds for quite awhile. Somewhere in the good ol’ US of A, a couple decided it would be a good idea to get it on in the upper-section bleachers of a baseball game. By “discretely” sitting on her partners lap, the couple would take occasional pauses from all the bouncing to check for spectators. Little did they know they were being filmed all along. Probably one of the best instances of free porn I have ever seen.

2. Bathroom Stall Sex – A couple of Dallas Cowboys fans decided to bone in the stadium’s Hall of Fame section – in the bathroom stalls. After getting a little too carried away in the moment, little did they know that they were being filmed by dozens of fellow sports enthusiasts who were snickering outside of their bathroom stall. Upon leaving the bathroom, they were warmly greeted by hundreds of cheers from the crowd and cries such as “see you on YouTube!”.

3. Grand Stand Sex – Similar to the Upper Section sex story, a couple was caught engaging in a little foul play when a voyeur took a shot of a woman masturbating with her panties down to about mid-thigh – all while making out with her boyfriend. Seriously, do these people really think they’re not going to get caught? Everyone has a camera phone people!

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