Archive for the ‘Celebrity’ Category

Amy Fisher: From Prison To Porn?

Saturday, September 4th, 2010

Amy Fisher making her official entrance into the porn industry was about as shocking as Rosie O’Donnell stealing a child’s Mars Bar on Halloween. In other words, not very. What is shocking however, is that Dreamzone Entertainment has signed her to a 4 film contract that will begin with The Making of Amy Fisher: Porn Star.

What we’d like to know is: who wants to see a woman who used to fuck Joey Buttafuoco get slammed on film? Never mind the fact that she spent 7 years in prison for shooting Buttafuoco’s wife, or that she’s now 36 – her 36 DD breasts just don’t make up for her having been with a man as trashy as Buttafuoco (even if it was in the early 90′s).

Perhaps Fisher is supposed to appeal to those who like their women with an edge. Clearly she can handle a gun, and her body was hardened in prison – who knows, maybe she engaged some girl on girl orgasm generation? Now that’s something we would pay to see. The rest better be free internet porn however, or we’re not watching. There are too many high quality porn productions out there to waste one’s time on Amy Fisher.

Even Fisher seems to understand society’s obsession with sex. She’s quoted as saying, “Our society loves sex. It feels so good and we should enjoy it. Sex is beautiful, powerful, and simply put, no one has the right to tell me what I can or can not do with my own private parts. This time, I get to make the choices on what kind of movies I want to make.” Of course, Fisher is referring to the sex tape she claims she didn’t authorize in 2008. However it’s debatable that she was an innocent party in her sex tape’s release, especially considering her pornographic aspirations since. We just hope she keeps her thighs fit and her homicidal tendencies in check.

Celebrity Sex Tapes Worth Buying

Thursday, September 2nd, 2010

In the years after Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee got freaky on film, celebrity sex tapes became all the rage. In 2003, One Night In Paris became a porn sensation, and changed the sex industry forever. However, with high quality free internet porn at the public’s fingertips these days, and a glut of celebrity sex tapes flooding an already saturated market, have sex tapes become obsolete? We don’t think so. Here’s a few celebrities who could spice up the sex tape market:

Jessica Simpson:

We don’t care who Jess is dating, or how fat she gets. This girl is hot, and a sex tape would be an opportunity to see her ride reverse cowgirl – something worth holding out for. Yeehaw!

Katy Perry:

Ever since she confessed to kissing a girl on her debut album, Katy Perry’s tits have fascinated young and old music fans alike. Never mind the fact that a Perry sex tape would likely involve Russell Brand, it would be a small price to pay to see Perry in all her glory.

Erin Andrews:

America’s sexiest sportscaster seems like she’d be a freak between the sheets. Not only is she the fantasy of adolescent teen sports geeks everywhere, but she was filmed naked at one point in her career (but claimed it was against her wishes). Whether her sex scandal denials are true or not, some high quality Erin Andrews porn would spice up the sex tape industry!

Angelina Jolie:

Assuming we’d get a sex tape where Angie was fucking Brad Pitt, this could be the biggest celebrity couple to ever be recorded on film. With massive production values to match Angie and Brad’s star power, this would be a must see for much of the universe. In fact, we suggest shooting the video into space to give other life forms an opportunity to see the best looking couple in the world doing what they do best.

Mark Wahlberg Working on Movie about Porn Industry

Friday, August 20th, 2010

Could it be possible? Please let it be true, NOT…..well partially true! It looks like the pant dropping stud that is Mark Wahlberg, is trailing back to his Boogie Nights days as inspiration for his next project. In the 1997 film Mark was portrayed as a male prostitute and porn star who worked and lived during the ‘golden era’ of adult film in the seventies and eighties. Flash forward thirteen years where Wahlberg is currently working on a new movie, that will portray the behind the scenes look at the porn industry in Los Angels. The movie will be based in LA and focus on a porn company that’s trying to make a name for itself, while competing with other top porn websites. The project has yet to be confirmed as a film or drama series, and is still in the early writing stages but the buzz is out, and people are excited to see what Marky Mark will come up with.

Wahlberg, who created the television series Entourage based on his real life as an actor living in Hollywood, is not new to working behind the scenes as director and producer. In fact, he has teamed up with Entourage’s executive producer Steve Levinson to work with his porn inspired movie, distributed by HBO. This should be interesting, maybe Mark will make a cameo and flash us his Dirk Diggler cock! James Frey, a writer for the soon to be flick was asked about the project, saying: “We’re going to make a sprawling epic about the porn business in LA. We’re going to get all the types of stories no one else has told before, and go places no one has gone before.” I’ll be looking forward to the “release”!

From Teacher to Porn Star

Thursday, August 19th, 2010

A biology teacher from Florida has been fired after sexy bikini clad photos of her surfaced. The photos have cost her the teaching position, but have also helped her land a new career in pornography.

Tiffany Shepherd, 31, made headlines in April when racy photos of her on a fishing boat got her axed from Port St. Lucie High School. She has now decided to make a career change into doing porn. She spoke with a Florida news outlet after losing custody of two out of three kids to her ex-husband and sending out 2,500 resumes – including prison jobs – all to no avail.

“I’m not particularly proud of it. To be honest, I hate it,” Shepherd told Page2live.com. “I’m an educated woman, but I never thought it would come to this. No one gets brought up thinking they’ll be a floozy.”
Online, Sheperd can be found under the alias Leah Lust. She has filmed five feature films, including one aptly titled “my first sex teacher”. Lust hones her teaching skills in the role and plays one believably fuck-able teacher.

“It’s very professional,” says Shepherd on the Web site. “Everyone’s tested — for venereal diseases and AIDS — and I’m carrying around my little piece of paper that says I’m fine. They love me because I take care of myself and I don’t run out to party with my money.”

Shepard, or Leah Lust got into the business after the captain of a fishing charter recommended it as an extra way to make money. Captain Gil Coombes, of the boat ‘Smokin ‘Em,’ owns Web cam studio with his wife, Kat, called KLC productions.

“We sat down with her and told her she’d never get a teaching job again,” Coombes told Page2live.com. “So I told her, use ‘em before they fall to the ground. But God, does she need to work on her acting!”

Wanting to Fuck Sarah Palin is a Patriotic Duty

Wednesday, August 18th, 2010

Hustler has just a released a compilation porn video, taking the best of the Nailin’ Paylin franchise. It features hottest porn star on earth, Lisa Ann, who has played Sarah Palin or “Paylin” in several movies now: Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? (2008), Obama is Nailin’ Paylin, Letterman’s Nailin’ Paylin, You’re Nailin’ Paylin (2009) and Hollywood’s Nailin’ Paylin (2010). You can check out some of Lisa Ann’s greatest hits on orgasm.com.

There was also talk of a Tiger’s Nailin’ Paylin, but it never materialized – unfortunately, that sounds like a fun one.

The compilation is called Sarah’s Going Rogue. Nice title.

The mega popularity of the Nailin Paylin porn series begs the question – why are people so interested in imagining Sarah Palin getting fucked. She is not a bad looking women and, by politic’s standards, she is smoking hot but there are certainly better looking babes out there. Why not a porn parody franchise of say Snooki for example.

What is it about Sarah Palin? I think it’s because she is conservative and religious and would never be in a porn, nevermind do any position but missionary. It’s the idea that miss goody goody, family values would be, in truth, a horny slut. This is what attracts us.

But it’s more than this. Palin threatens us – those of us who not only watch porn, but do so openly. I mean we don’t do it at work or when you’re kids are around, of course. But you don’t act like you don’t do it. And you are pretty sure that we could be less uptight about it and society as we know it wouldn’t crumble. If people like Sarah Palin had it her way, you couldn’t even look at porn. There wouldn’t be porn – not legally. These Republicans are all for freedom, except when it comes to sex. Then they want us to live in the sexual middle ages. Palin represents this better then anyone, partially because she just never shuts up, but partially because she is hot, because we would like to fuck her, but she won’t let us – in the large social sense, we can’t fuck her, we can’t watch porn openly, we shouldn’t even be allowed to fuck our wives doggy style without feeling like a pervert.

Parody and satire have always been a peaceful way to attack your opponents – and so we hurt Palin where it hurts – in the pussy by degrading a look alike. And, you know what, it feels great!

Tila Tequila is a Pornstar…Officially!

Tuesday, August 10th, 2010

Yup, its official Tila Tequila is a pornstar! What took you so long, babycakes! Tila Tequila has yet to make an official announcement, but reports have leaked online stating that the ‘Shot at Love’ star will be staring in her first adult movie from a prominent adult production company.

Interestingly, her sudden transition into the adult world came with a cash amount, she couldn’t refuse. Let’s not beat around the bushes, money was the major motivator in order to get Tila to sign onto the deal. Recently, it’s been reported the financial crisis Tila’s incurred, and i bet this deal made the pint size pornstar a happy taker.

It seems the porn starlet began her celebrations, purchasing a new baby blue Lamborghini, and took to her twitter account to boast about her purchase. The money used to purchase the car was apparently an up front payout from the company that produced her movie.

It’s not surprising to see Tila transition into the adult movie world. Tila has been in numerous male magazines posing nude and made several home sex videos, all available online might i add. Given her past, its only makes sense to see Tila move in the porn direction and this will be her fist role in an actual porn movie. The title of the film, and the name of the production company that produced the porn have yet to be released.


Daddy’s Little Slut: Laurence Fishburne’s Daughter in Porn

Friday, August 6th, 2010

Remember that scene in The Matrix where Laurence Fishburne gives Keanu Reeves the option of taking the red or blue pill. The red pill was the one that showed you the reality behind the illusion of the Matrix. Right now I bet Fishburne is wishing he could take the blue pill, several blue pills in fact, because he isn’t enjoying reality very much now that his daughter has made a hardcore porn movie.

I think Keanu Reeves said it best in The Matrix, when he said, “Whoa!”

As in ‘Whoa, check out that ass!. Some pics released from the film show the barely legal Montana Fishburne showing off her booty, and I, for one, must give it a review of one cock up, way up.

While some aspiring actresses get their inspiration from Meryl Strip, I mean Streep, Montana has been influenced by non other than role model for young sluts everywhere, Kim Kardashian, who rose to fame by being in a sex tape. It so happens the same company, Vivid Entertainment, that distributed the Kardashian sex-tragavana, as well as former Playboy playmate and Hugh Hefner’s ex Kendra Wilkinson’s infamous sex tape, is also handling the release of the Montana Fishburne video. So she’s in good company, you could say.

Montana has specifically said that Kardashian was her inspiration.

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

Her father, the oscar nominated actor Laurence Fishburne, probably wouldn’t mind having a word with Kardashian right about now.

Montana has not spoken to her father since news of the video was released, but says that she hears from relatives that her father is “upset.” Gee, you think he would have a sense of humor about seeing his teenage daughter show off her cock sucking skills to the world.

In response to her father’s potential reaction, Montana said “I hope it’s not hurting him. It wasn’t done to hurt him,” she says. “But I think it will take time and talking through the issues. Eventually, I hope he will be proud of me.”

Sorry to tell you this sweetheart, but you’re Dad is never going to say to his friends, ‘look at how well my little girl takes a cream pie, I’m so proud of her.’ Not in this reality anyway.

Next Up for a Sex Tape Scandal? Danielle Staub

Wednesday, June 9th, 2010

Danielle Staub of Bravo Channel’s “Real Housewives of New Jersey” fame is all set to be the new sex tape star for the moment. All I really know about her is that she’s on a stupid reality show, and apparently not liked very much at all.

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The Kendra Sex Tape Isn’t all It’s Cracked Up to Be

Tuesday, June 1st, 2010

This will mark my last blog about Kendra Wilkinson and her sex tape. At least in its current state of story / non-story. But even though I know it’s totally too late…my suggestion will be not to buy it.

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Bree Olson Gets Some Mainstream Cred

Thursday, May 6th, 2010

Of course that’s what everyone wants! No porn star is going to pass up on the opportunity to pursue a more virtuous path. To be up there with legendary Traci Lords, the queen herself, and more recently Sasha Grey is a dream that all probably have, but only a tiny fraction ever taste.

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