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Stadium Sex At Its Best

Friday, February 4th, 2011

Stadium sex.You’ve seen it in porn time and time again but the odds of putting it into practice are often easier said than done. Not only is it risky, but getting caught would involve public humiliation and a night in prison. However, I’d still encourage you to try it. If you look at it from the bright side, getting caught could result in massive displays of encouragement, and spending the night in a cell for having sex in public would make for a funny story in the future. Here, I’ll highlight some of the wildest cases of stadium sex. Perhaps they will inspire you to go out there and try it out for yourself.

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1. Upper Section Sex – This particular instance has been making the internet rounds for quite awhile. Somewhere in the good ol’ US of A, a couple decided it would be a good idea to get it on in the upper-section bleachers of a baseball game. By “discretely” sitting on her partners lap, the couple would take occasional pauses from all the bouncing to check for spectators. Little did they know they were being filmed all along. Probably one of the best instances of free porn I have ever seen.

2. Bathroom Stall Sex – A couple of Dallas Cowboys fans decided to bone in the stadium’s Hall of Fame section – in the bathroom stalls. After getting a little too carried away in the moment, little did they know that they were being filmed by dozens of fellow sports enthusiasts who were snickering outside of their bathroom stall. Upon leaving the bathroom, they were warmly greeted by hundreds of cheers from the crowd and cries such as “see you on YouTube!”.

3. Grand Stand Sex – Similar to the Upper Section sex story, a couple was caught engaging in a little foul play when a voyeur took a shot of a woman masturbating with her panties down to about mid-thigh – all while making out with her boyfriend. Seriously, do these people really think they’re not going to get caught? Everyone has a camera phone people!

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The Top 5 Best Lesbian Sex Scenes In Film

Thursday, February 3rd, 2011

Some Hollywood films have such racy sex scenes that it makes me wonder why I resort to free porn to get my fix. After all, the differences between multi-million productions and the average seedy joint porno are too drastic to even discuss. And while I’m on the subject of sex scenes, nothing beats some girl-on-girl action. Yes, lesbians never fail to make my heart beat a little faster and make the tent in pants go up that much quicker. Below, I’ll list a few of my all-time favorite lesbian sex scenes in film. That way, instead of opting for ‘Lez Cuties III’, you’ll be able to get off on something slightly more intelligent.

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1. Natalie Portman & Mila Junis in Black Swan – Yes, I know this one has been discussed on pretty much every news outlet out there but it’s too good to by unmentioned. For starters, both actresses are smoking hot and the oral sex scene practically made me bounce off the walls. Kudos to Darren Aronofsky for creating such a masterpiece.

2. Elizabeth Mitchell & Angelina Jolie in Gia – I don’t think there’s a lot I can say about seeing Angelina Jolie play a wild and insanely horny lesbian. With plenty of bare tits sprinkled throughout, you’ll find yourself pressing the rewind buttons every five minutes.

3. Denise Richards & Neve Campbell in Wild Things – If you were a kid in 90′s you probably had a VHS copy of Wild Things stashed somewhere in your closet – and not because of the intricate storyline. Watching a still-sane (and hot) Denise Richards make out with Neve Campbell in a – wait for it – swimming pool was too much to handle.

4. Rebecca Romijn Stamos & Rie Rasmussen in Femme Fatale – Do I really need to say anything more than ‘Rebecca Romijn’? Despite it involving a ridiculous plot – space travelling Egyptian prostitute et all – watching Romijn make out with a girl was all I needed to see to give this flick two thumbs up.

5. Riley Steele & Kelly Brook in Piranha 3D – Even though this was one of the most ridiculous ideas for a movie EVER, they make up for it by having two girls kiss underwater – naked. Now hand me those embarrassing 3D glasses.

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10 Best Films About Sex

Monday, January 31st, 2011

We all enjoy a flick that is primarily focused around sex. No, I’m not talking about free porn, but I am talking about those feature films that are completely based around sex and anything to do with it. Here is your list of the ten best films about sex:

1. Boogie Nights: This filmed was released in 1997, starring Mark Walhberg, Burt Reynolds, Julianne Moore and a few other notable actors like Philip Seymour Hoffman, Heather Graham, Don Cheadle and William H. Macy. The film was loosely based on the life of John Holmes and focuses on the pornography business and the star of the movie is a new comer to the business.

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2. The Last American Virgin: This teen comedy was released in 1982 and although it was mostly a comedy, it also shared a drama side to it. It focuses on groups of teens and their sex lives along with all its complications.

3. American Pie: This film has become the epitome of teen comedy that focus on sex and relationships throughout high school. It was released in 1999 and have many sequels, although they weren’t as successful as the first one.

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4. Unfaithful: This movie was all about a cheating spouse and her affair with a younger man. It starred Diane Lane, Richard Gere and Olivier Martinez. Was released in 1999 and even got an Oscar nomination for Diane Lane.

5. Secretary: A mixture of drama, romance and dark comedy, this movie stars James Spader and Maggie Gyllenhaal as a boss and secretary that become involved in a bondage type relationship.

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6. Nine 1/2 Weeks: This 1986 movie stars Kim Basinger and Mickey Rourke and takes a look at a couple who will try just about anything when it comes to sex.

7. Sex and the City: This HBO series turned movie follows four women in NYC and their love and sex lives.

8. Risky Business: This 1983 film stars Tom Cruise and focuses on a young man who starts his own brothel after a series of events.

9. The Graduate: This movie tells the story of a young college student who is seduced by an older woman, but finds himself falling in love with her daughter.

10. WIld Orchid: This movie is a sequel to Nine 1/2 Weeks and tells the erotic story of a woman and a man who have a series of sexual escapades in Rio.

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10 Best Sex Documentaries

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

Jan 26 orgasm.com1When it comes to the ten best sex documentaries, there is a wide range of subjects that are covered. They are obviously a little less raunchy than free porn, but a lot more hardcore than your average documentary. These films touch on topics from teen sex issues, to men who choose to live with sex dolls instead of real woman. Here is a list of the top ten sex documentaries of all time:

1. “The Big O”: Topping the list of best sex documentaries is the movie that follows one woman on her quest to have an orgasm. At one time, considered a myth, the female orgasm is examined at length in this film.

2. “Love in the Ancient World”: This HIstory channel documentary examines the symbols left behind by civilizations and their relationship to sex and its meaning in their societies.

3. “Sex Slaves”: This one looks at the trade of Eastern European and Northern Asian women makes the list of best documentaries because this film shows actual girls who were sold and the men who buy them.

4. “Brain Sex-Why We Fall In Love”: This one looks at what makes people want to have sex and fall in love. This one is based on scientific facts and casual observations.

5, “Sex Change Hospital”: This six part series makes the list of best sex documentaries because the film looks at people who opt to have sex reassignment surgery.

6. “Nature of Sex”: This films focuses on how all creatures in nature fuck. It examines how humans are not that much different from their non thumbed counterparts.

7. “Virgin School”: This one tells the story of a male virgin who embarks on a journey of sex. He finds himself participating in programs that allow him to explore his sexuality in many situations.

8. The Day My God Died”: This is a pretty emotional one that looks at the child sex and porn industry. The film maker follows the journey of girls sold as young as five years old.

9. “Guys and Dolls”: The men examined in this film have chosen to live and love silicon dolls instead of live women.

10. “Virtual Adultery and Cyberspace Love”: This one will have all online daters think twice. This film examines how fake people are online especially in the realm of attractiveness and sexual prowess.

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The Sexiest Female Comedians

Thursday, January 27th, 2011

When I stop to think about female comedians, the last thing that comes into mind is ‘sex appeal’. Perhaps that’s just me being an ass, but the majority of them are always slightly overweight and far from feminine. While I’m not expecting some blonde porn -esque bimbo, a little makeup certainly wouldn’t hurt anyone. And so, on my quest to find some good-looking ladies with a funny bone, I decided to do a little research and will now have to eat my words. Not only are there plenty of sexy ladies in comedy, but narrowing it down to a short list was a bit of a challenge. Read on for my personal picks.

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Abby Elliot – Leave it up to SNL to find a new cast members that can attract viewers with both humor and good looks. Having just recently joined the SNL team, Elliott is only 23 years old and already holds an impressive resume. Her father is also none other than Chris Elliott, who was cast in SNL from 1994-1995. But if you think that she used that as an ‘in’, think again. By watching any of her skits it’s clear to see that behind all that sex appeal is a great sense of humor.

Anna Faris – After her breakthrough role in the horror film parody Scary Movie, Faris has become something of a regular in the world of comedy. Never one to shy away from the fact that she is smoking hot, she’s been in everything from the critically acclaimed Lost in Translation to the cheesy flick The House Bunny.

Tina Fey – Who could forget about the sexiest version of Sarah Palin the world has ever seen? Smart, witty and understatedly sexy, Tine Fey has become one of the most memorable SNL cast members and continues to make us laugh with movies like Date Night and her award-winning show 30 Rock.

Amanda Bynes – As a child actor, Amanda Bynes charmed us all during her Nickelodeon stint and roles in All That and The Amanda Show. As she grew up, she starred in What I Like About You and subsequently moved on to the big screen in Hairspray and Easy A. Not only is she incredibly funny, but she was voted as Teen People’s “25 Hottest Stars Under 25″.

Iconic Sex Pots From The 50′s & 60′s

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

If you ask me, the 50′s and 60′s were home to some of the world’s greatest sex symbols of our time. Sure, the modern-day ladies of porn and adult magazines are hot and all, but in my humble opinion, they are nothing but second grade versions of the girls that started it all. When it comes to having sex appeal and inspiring generations, these girls managed to do what nobody else has accomplished thus far. Below, I’ll cover some of the most unforgettable sex icons of all time.

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Marilyn Monroe – Despite years having gone by, Marilyn Monroe still stands strong as the number one sex icon of all time. Sure, there have been hundreds of wannabes, but there’s something to be said about her sultry voice and oozing sex appeal that still leave men begging for more. Given that she was selected as the cover girl for the very first issue of Playboy magazine, it’s no surprise that she was known to be shacking it up with everyone from Joe DiMaggio to the Kennedy brothers.

Brigitte Bardot – This Parisian beauty was considered by many to be one of the first real ‘sex kitten’. Starring in the popular And God Created Woman, the films sexual innuendos not only sparked controversy, but also inspired thousands of women to be comfortable in showcasing their own sexuality. Idealized by everyone from Bob Dylan to John Lennon, Bardot is still an inspiration to women everywhere.

Jayne Mansfield – One of the most memorable actresses of the 50s and 60s, Jayne Mansfield was as smart as she was beautiful. Capable of speaking five different languages and proficient in the violin and piano, her smarts never held her back from displaying her sex appeal in all its glory. Mansfield was one of the first actresses to ever appear nude on screen, resulting in a Playboy spread that is still deemed as one of the most popular issues in the magazine’s history.

Bettie Page – This Tennessee native started out as a model but quickly landed on the mainstream after posing for mail-order photography sessions. However, she was far from innocent. Often depicting scenes of bondage and sadomasochism, Page quickly became one of the number one pin-up girls of all time.

The Most Controversial Shows In TV History

Tuesday, January 25th, 2011

No, we’re not talking about porn today. Instead, a look at the most controversial, mainstream TV shows in history.

Sex and the City (1998-2004): It’s strange to think of Sex and the City as being controversial since just about everyone has seen the show, but it was! It was considered one of the first shows that gave a frank portrayal of sex and dating for single women in New York.

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The Sopranos (1999-2007): This legitimately ground breaking show for HBO was the portrayal of a mob family and it depicted not just sex, but also deeper topics such as homophobia, addiction, crime and depression.

Beverly Hills 90210 (1990-2000): We now think of 90210 as superficial and self absorbed, but when it originally aired, it worried man parents with its portrayal of sex and drugs in the lives of teenagers.

NYPD Blue (1993-2005): NYPD Blue aired in 1993 and its first season shocked network audiences with the male and female nudity, crude language and its gritty and brutal look at police culture.

Ellen (1994-1998): There’s actually nothing really controversial with this show, but, the show struck an important cultural moment when its star came out of the closet on the show. ABC was prompted o place a parental advisory at the beginning of each episode.

South Park (1997-Present): This show has drawn so much controversy that even satirized the controversy itself in the South Park movie.

Queer as Folk (1999): This show followed the lives of three young gay men. The particular controversial scene was the depiction of a 15 year old having sex with an older man.

The Jerry Springer Show (1991-Present): This show epitomized the concept of trashy television and brought an overall lowering of standards that eventually bled into reality TV and other genres.

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The Real World (1994-Present): The Real World is being blamed for starting the reality televisions genre.

Songs About Masturbation

Sunday, January 23rd, 2011

It’s always fun to try to enumerate all the cultural references you can find about one of your favorite pastimes. Plenty of people count jerking off to free porn among their favorite things to do, so let’s take a look at a least a few of the popular songs that mention the activity that has been called waxing the missile, petting the cat, and firing the Surgeon General.”

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New wave fans remember Turning Japanese by one-hit wonders The Vapors. It was a tune all about a guy who had a picture of the object of his affection, but not the real thing. He even wished her doctor would take a picture of the inside bits. Anyway, the title of the song became a humorous and nervous-rock euphemism for jerking off.

Another favorite from the eighties is a tribute especially to female masturbation. According to singer Cyndi Lauper she does She Bop and so does everybody else… – men and women both; there’s a lot of women who simply can’t stop messing with their cilt.

Another great female masturbation scene happens in by Tori Amos. The main character in the song doesn’t just touch herself… she does it in a church, feverishly! Even mellow rocker Jackson Browne gave us Rosie on his 1977 album Running on Empty. The song was double entendre all the way through, and an ode to the palm-and-the-penis and the love affair they often have.

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On the punk front, there is the classic Orgasm Addictby the Buzzcocks. The song would still fit on anyone’s iPod full of current aggressive rock. The Network were more of a send-up of punk and new wave bands, and were rumored to be made up of members of Green Day and Devo. Their songs are not only tongue-in-cheek, but also quite good. Right Hand-A-Rama is a fun tune all about spanking the ol’ monkey.

It is impossible to list all of the great songs about self-pleasuring. For this list, the granddaddy of all masturbation songs is by seminal rocker Mr. Chuck Berry. If he didn’t play with his Ding-A-Ling who knows if Prince would have ever seen Darling Nikki enjoying herself in that hotel lobby?

The Biggest and Best Sports Sex Scandals Ever

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Every couple of months, the media breaks on a story about the latest scandal involving an athlete. Each story recreates the classic battle between the hometown favorite and the visiting loser! We’ve seen just about everything when it comes to sport scandals, and a lot of times it involves more than a couple porn stars revealing that they had sex with a star. There was Michael Vick, OJ Simpson, and thousands of domestic violence and DUI arrests, but today we’re going to take a look the sex scandals of sports stars:

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Rick Pitino: The head coach of the University of Louisville basketball team was outed over an extra marital affair with the estranged wife of his longtime aid and the teams equipment manager. He impregnated her, which lead to an abortion. Then, the woman demanded a $10 million settlement.

Kobe Bryant: In 2003, the LA LAkers basketball star was arrested for allegedly assaulting a 10 year old woman. After two years and more of media hype, the charges were thrown out because the victim wouldn’t testify.

Marv Albert: The popular sports broadcaster was accused of sexual assault in 1997. The headlines that came out during his trial exposed his sexual lifestyle including his interest in cross dressing.

Mark Chmura: In April 2000, the tight end for the Green Bay Packers was arrested for sexual assault and child enticement. His child’s former babysitter claimed he raped her in the bathroom at a prom after party.

Richard Seigler: The former Pittsburgh Steeler and San Francisco 49er linebacker was busted as a pimp in 2007.

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Fritz Peterson and Mike Kekich: In 1973, two New York Yankee left-handers introduces wife swapping to professional sports. They were best friends and lived near each other in New Jersey. The following spring, they showed up at training and announced that they has swapped wives over the winter.

Viking Love Boat: In 2005, seventeen members of the Minnesota Vikings football team attended an all day party on Lake Minnetonka where prostitutes were flown in and some of the players performed sexual acts in from of the whole crew.

Tiger Woods: His wife attacked him with his own golf clubs after she found out he was having an affair with a number of women. As soon as the story leaked to the media, the numbers of women keep getting higher and higher.

Jack Johnson: In a celebrated match in 1910, the black boxer knocked out James Jeffries, the former world champion. The victory led to the Bureau of INvestigation to probe Johnson’s sexual relations with white women, often prostitutes. He was convicted, fled the country, returned, and then served his time.

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Space Sex

Monday, January 17th, 2011

Jan 14 orgasm.com1Forget the mile high club…imagine joining the million mile high club!

We’ve seen those stupidly hot space fucking scenes on free porn, but when it comes to real sex in space, that’s a different story.

NASA has always been on the silent side when it comes to the subject of sex in space, which of course makes us all the more curious. How would it work? Has anyone done it? Can a child be conceived in space? And with only a few animal tests, there has been next to no scientific analysis on the issue.

That is until now!

The Journal Of Cosmology has published a special issue focusing on a mission to mars. In one specific chapter called “Sex on Mars” Dr.Rhawn Joseph talks about everything from the social conditions that would allow astronauts to have sex on the planet and the possibility of the first child being born on another planet. That kid would be the first real Martian!

“Human beings are sexual. They think about sex a lot. So if you’re on a trip to Mars, it’s going to be dark out, you’ll be in a long period of isolation, and there’s not going to be a lot to do. There’s a definite possibility that it could happen,” said Joseph.

The Journal estimated that overall that a Mars expedition would take at least two years to complete; nine months to travel there, three months to remain there for the study, and then nine months to return. Joseph said that since it is such a lengthy time for the trip, it is possible for emotional bonds to form between the astronauts, and it would be unwise not to anticipate them acting on those bonds.

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Since no one has officially come forth to say that they’ve actually had sex in space so he is basing his research on Earthly scenarios with similar conditions. One goal of NASA is to avoid any complications that would come with space procreation. Joseph suggests sending two separate spacecrafts-one containing only males and the other only females-or sending only married couples to Mars.

But first and foremost, he believes in being prepared.