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This & That

Sunday, August 28th, 2011

We all realize the the world wide web provides us with lots and lots of options as far as the Porno sites go, but imagine if we were bisexual. Talk about feeling like a little kid in a candy shop full of options and having a hard time narrowing things down. For someone who is able to have sex with both men and women, it must be an overwhelming and daunting proposition to try to explore all of the amazing online porn And just imagine if you are Tila Tequila.

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Most of us have felt what it is like to find ourselves in the very strong grip of a powerful sexual attraction. It is hard to concentrate on simple everyday tasks, it is hard to be productive and efficient at work, it is hard to think, it is hard to express ourselves in complete sentences, and it can be hard just to focus on something other than the object of our extreme lust and sexual attraction. For most of us, we have the potential to be attracted to about roughly fifty percent of the population. But for someone bisexual like the beautiful Tila Tequila, they have the potential to be attracted to any member of the population.

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And given, her bisexuality, who anywhere around is not attracted to Tila? She is a huge hit with the lesbian and bisexual female population as well as with the heterosexual male population. Even taking out the obvious groups of straight women and gay men, she still has the potential for more fans than just about any other porn or reality star out there. Not only is she gorgeous, but at least in theory or imagination, everyone has a chance with her.

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It is easy to see why everyone loves Tila Tequila so much, and luckily for all of us, we can pull up her sex tape and feel up close and personal with her at any time that we choose.

What Have You Been Doing Lately?

Sunday, July 31st, 2011

Many of us enjoy watching Chelsea Handler every night on her talk show. Her quick wit and biting sarcasm is completely unparalleled and she is always a delight to watch. And now that she has a sex tape amongst the Adult videos available to us on the Internet, we can now see even more of her.

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It is always super sexy when someone is smart and funny in addition to being attractive. Many people would argue, and probably rightly so, that the smarter and funnier someone is, the more sexy they become as you get to know them better. Well, how lucky for us then, that we all get the chance to know Chelsea better every night on her talk show as her entertains and amuses us like no one else can. After you watch her show for a while, you get to the point where you begin to laugh just imagining what she will say before she even opens her mouth to speak. Her expressions are often enough to start us laughing as we anticipate her outrageous and hysterical comments yet to come.

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Well, if you like Chelsea on her talk show, then you will absolutely love her in her sex tape. These days it seems as though every celebrity and pseudo celebrity wannabe has some sort of sex romp or escapade floating around out there on the world wide web. It seems as though having a sex tape is almost a requirement for fame, as the sex tape has certainly helped to propel many people to stardom at least for a while. Chelsea, certainly is top of the line star material with or without a sex tape, but how nice is it that there is one available to us online that we can take a look at whenever we like.

Have you really seen Chelsea lately? Well, now you can.

The Famous and the Infamous

Friday, July 29th, 2011

What could possibly be more fun than tooling through all of the various celebrity Porn films and seeing our favorite celebrities in many ways that we never have before? It seems that these days every star, whether large or small, has a sex tape out there on the Internet just waiting for us to come across it.

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These days we have so many more ways to view and enjoy our favorite celebrities than we ever did before. Not only can we tune into the various entertainment news shows to view and be apprised of their every miniscule move during a day, but now we can probably easily find a sex tape that they are currently starring in for our viewing pleasure and sexual enjoyment. Some of the tapes were released with the consent of the stars, others were leaked or supposedly leaked, by those close to the stars themselves, but the end result is we can see almost any celebrity naked and having sex that we would like to, and obviously we can watch as many times as we would like.

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Luckily for us, many of the lesser or not so popular stars, have not let their lack of fame and notoriety stop them from being the stars of a hot sex video. Chelsea Handler though, is certainly not one of these lesser or infamous stars shining in the vast sky of the Internet. Not only is Chelsea super hot and definitely a top star, but she is really really hysterically funny too. Almost nothing is sexier than a very hot woman who is also in possession of a great, biting and slightly sarcastic and quick sense of humour.

How very nice it was of some clever person to invent the fabulous Internet for us so that we could all see the famous, the infamous, the good, the bad, and the ugly, all in their birthday suits.

Tequila!

Thursday, July 28th, 2011

Who doesn’t just love tequila? Whether it is the catchy song or the tasty beverage, people have been enjoying both for years. Well just when you thought it couldn’t get any more exciting, here comes bi-sexual reality star Tila Tequila to add to the fun.

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First we have the fabulous and distinctive sounding song recorded in the late 1950’s which was extremely popular when first released, and then was later brought back in the 1980’s by comedian Pee Wee Herman, whose famous film dance atop the seedy bar in platform shoes which happens to save his wimpy little character from the evil scary band of bikers is nothing short of incredible and unforgettable.

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Moving onto the tasty beverage, most people generally are in agreement on the many wonders of tequila. Whether enjoyed in simple shots or used to make an amazing margarita, people have been drinking tequila for eons and it has come to be associated with fun times, friendship, adventure, vacations, warm locations, lemons or limes, and lots of salt.

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As if the song and the beverage were not enough fun, along enters Tila and her popular over the top dating reality show. Tila, as you may or may not know, is bi-sexual and gorgeous, so as you might imagine, her dating reality show consisted of an equal mix of attractive boys and girls. Lots of crazy drama and lots of sexual situations of course ensued, and we were all riveted to our television sets wondering who she would pick in the end as the lucky winner.

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Ok and now if that is not all exciting enough for us, there is a hot sex tape. Yes, that’s right our favorite hot bi-sexual reality star also has a sex tape. I mean, will the fun ever end for us where tequila is concerned?

Sampling all the tequilas that life has to offer is always a very good idea.

Strobe Light

Wednesday, March 16th, 2011

Maybe it comes from the disco era Studio 54 cache. It was a time and place of glamour, dancing, coke, booze, and lots and lots of sex. People talked about sex happening in many clubs in New York City and major cities around the world, and there were classic (and sometimes classy) places dedicated to exactly that, like Plato’s Retreat. Maybe it was the gay boys, dancing with abandon, shirtless, bronzed and beautiful for all the world to see, countered with the steamy tight places where rock bands worked their sweat, muscle and brawn into every searing note they played.
Whatever began way back in the day, mixing sex and a club, the idea of couples getting it on in a dance or rock club has never left our culture.

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The first answer may be the most in keeping with the alternative culture of club life: Because people are not supposed to. The rebellious nature of rockers and the party crowd makes fucking in public something that seems exciting and, in a word, badass. In a way, it could still be a way of fulfilling some 1950’s-style conservatives’’ worst fears —that rock and pop music leads to raunchy dancing, which leads to sex… and maybe right there on the dance floor for all to see!

Rock and pop music is so much about passion. In the sound and lyrics, one can get caught up in the beat, the pumping bass, sometimes crying guitars and a singer’s wail. Returned or unrequited, crimes of passion, and sometimes passionate political stances; all matters of deep commitment, passion true and real, exist in the sound and words the music expresses.
Your basic exhibitionism could be an obvious draw to a public display of affection in a club. Lucky enough for every 2329524213_ed2daf7c0fexhibitionist, there is usually a voyeur not too far away to match up with the action. In certain clubs, a horny couple might even get cheered on by an enthusiastic clientele.

Dirty dancing and club sex is hot for its reminders of the golden era of disco, the feeling of passion, defiant or appreciated exhibitionism, and general rebellion. The pretty lights and throbbing rhythms could really just be the icing on the proverbial cake of the sex that drips for the walls of a club.

The Panties Men Peek At

Thursday, February 24th, 2011

kelly_slipteaseWomen’s panties remain a mystery to most men when it comes to undergarments. The variety and material used to make the clothing that covers a woman’s most intimate parts also reveals more about her than just her personal preferences (or porn preferences). Panties are categorized based on the amount of coverage. Sometimes the material made factors into the type and purpose for a particular underwear. Sometimes the design and cut are all they are about.

For example, conservative women tend to favor the brief panty. With the most coverage of a woman’s ass this style offers comfort. They usually extend below the hip. French cut panties usually have a thinner band between the front and back to offer a hint of skin and sex appeal. This is the classic style most often worn by women. Hipsters are similar to briefs but have a lower waist, exposing more navel flesh. They’re worn at hip level.

Bikini panties have an even more narrow strip of cloth and are worn over the hips. The string bikini enjoys popularity among the college crowd as many college students embrace their own sexuality during spring break. Tangas have a thin strip but reduced coverage of the rear. Thongs have waistbands similar to tangas but the strip of cloth covering the crotch extends to disappear between the ass cheeks. A g-string is a thinner version of a thong and allows for more flesh exposure.

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Panties have been designed for comfort as well as shape control. A fully cover form fitting brief called a control brief has elastic to produce a slandering effect for those who need it.
Makers of women’s panties have used material such as silk as it feels comfortable against the skin, usually doesn’t irritate the wearer. Satin provides a similar level of comfort but offers a sheen that many find attractive. Construction consists of a front, back and the strip of fabric connecting the two.

Betty Paige made panties popular in the 1940′s as Western women embraced their sexuality. In the Seventies, stores such as Victoria’s Secret and Frederick’s of Hollywood opened up and began marketing lingerie, including a large selection of different styles and types of panties to the newly sexually free woman. Magazines such as FHM and Maxim often use panty-clad models for sex appeal.

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The Best Men’s Underwear

Wednesday, February 16th, 2011

Feb 15 orgasm.com1When it comes to any purchasing decisions made by men, it comes down to an analysis of 4 factors:

1. Will this help me get laid?
2. Comfort
3. Style
4. Cost

This is particularly true when it comes to picking out underwear. It is the only piece of underwear exclusively intended to be seen by a chick who is hopefully reaching for your cock. At that point, of course you want to validate your desirability and good taste, but good underwear also have to be functional. Trust me, those guys in free porn have it easy. They could be wearing rags and the girls will still fuck the shit out of them. But you’re going to have to work a little harder. Ultimately, comfort is key. No man wants to be constantly thinking throughout the day about how his balls feel uncomfortable. SO, for both comfort and sex appeal, the boxer brief was created and here is a look at the best boxer briefs for men:

Uniqlo regular rise boxer brief: This pair has zero external branding, an excellent fit, jade a multitude of nominal but stylish designs and patterns, most importantly it wears well, and is inexpensive. However, there is no online ordering and the only retail store is located in Soho, NYC.

Calvin Klein classic boxer brief with button fly: Calvin Klein is the gold standard for men’s underwear. The fabric is exceptionally comfortable and they look just right. They give off sex appeal and have a phenomenal fit.

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Top Man Trunks: Top Man is the male version of the British retiling sensation Top Shop. The boxer briefs can be hit or miss, but there are enough choices and some definite winners.

J.Crew boxer brief: The fabric is most comfortable and the logo is neither shameful or as weak looking as Ralph Lauren. Black is definitely the way to go.

Armani Exchange square cut brief: Unless you’re a ripped, gay and/or a guido, a good rule of thumb. However, their boxer brief is much silkier than any others on this list, which can often be a nice change of pace.

American Eagle: This is an instance of a pretty boxer brief, especially for the price, however, it is ruined by the logo. While the words “American Eagle” could not be printed any larger on the waistband, this will work for guys in college and high school, but that’s it!

Don’t Go Fishing

Thursday, February 10th, 2011

There is something to be said for women leading men on. Most women are aware-most of the time-how they are dressing or acting and that they are turning attention to themselves with their sexuality (some at free porn levels). There isn’t an adult woman alive who doesn’t realize how she affects men with her tits bouncing, her hips swaying and her ass jiggling. And if a girl is too young to realize what she is doing and how she looks doing it, then her parents should be on her prepubescent booty to cut it out but quick!

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If one does not wish to get one’s worm bitten one should not dangle it off a hook in a school of hungry fish.

The same is true for going on-line trolling for dates. If one joins a dating site, puts up a profile pic or even turns their status on their Facebook wall to single then one must expect some interest. Hetero women are prey to most a hetero guy, even lesbians and as such they must know the rules of the game: that if they put it-and it can be a million and one things from a smile to a bulging cleavage- out there, like ol’ Kevin Costner building his dreamt-of field in Iowa, men will come and cum hard if they can!

Sure, men could learn to temper their cocks a bit. They could begin to realize that there is a flesh-and blood human being underneath the short skirt and make-up but truly men are not smart enough to take those leaps of consideration when they suddenly have an erection. As much as men need to learn that women are living breathing creatures with minds and emotions as well as pussies they can plunder, women have to learn that men are often only bodies controlled by the emotions of their cocks. Once again, one must know well into what waters one dives.

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Of course to a greater or lesser degree, each man will be turned-on to different things. What to one guy sees as a short skirt another man will not think short enough and not even turn his head. Guys with fetishes will spin their wheels on the most mundane flips of material or the most innocuous explore of a body part-like an upturned ankle-no woman could ever defend herself from their interests.

By and large women are put upon way too much because of their sexuality, but they should realize even the potential of affect they are having and be responsible in shark infected waters when baiting their hook.

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The Ten Hottest Female Celebrities With Small Tits

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

When it comes to free porn, all we see is chicks with huge tits that don’t move and inch because of how plastic they are. Sometimes it’s nice to see a natural tit, even if it is teeny tiny. Although most of us probably don’t seek them out, they are definitely highly underrated. Here is a look at the ten hottest female celebrities with small boobs:

Sienna Miller: This former model, actress and Jude Law’s ex is also strikingly boobless.

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Imogen Poots: Check this girl out in the Michael Douglas flick, Solitary Man and you will fall in love with her. Her hypnotic eyes, breathtaking looks and trendy style make her the next Keira Knightley.

Natalie Portman: She is getting naked a lot more often these days and I couldn’t be happier about it.

Kate Hudson: After all the plastic surgery her mother has gotten you’d think she was offered a free pair of tits at some point. But, I’m glad she didn’t take them up on her offer.

Keira Knightley: There is no chick in the world who is hotter than this girl, small boobs and all.

Kate Moss: Kate Moss made small boobs cool.

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Emma Watson: Hermione from Harry Potter is all grown up but her knockers never will.

Mischa Barton: One of the only reason to watch the OC, Mischa Barton with her stunning looks and perfect tits.

Shannyn Sossamon: The chick from 40 Days and 40 Nights has something really hot about her. Yes, her tits are small, but they work so well with her eyes, body and self confidence.

Evan Rachel Wood: The star of Thirteen, Across the Universe and The Wrestler loves to get naked and freaky, and that’s hot no matter how big or small her tits are.

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Slutty Cheerleaders

Monday, February 7th, 2011

courtney_simpsonWhile the subject of choice for much of the free porn we’re into still revolves around cheerleaders, many still falsely believe that in real life, they are nothing but prude spoilt brats. Turns out the porn industry didn’t get it all wrong. From orgies to pom pom orgasm scenes, many of our favorite adult films are nothing but recreations of real life events. Below, we’ll highlight some of the most shocking sex scandals involving the quintessential American sex symbol – cheerleaders. You can thank me later.

1. The Arizona State Cheerleader That Decided To Go Nude – Arizona State University girls already have a bit of a – ahem – “reputation” of doing porn, posing naked and getting into other shenanigans such as drugs, alcohol binges and general slutty behavior. With that said, it was no surprise to discover that a Mormon Courtney Wilson decided to give up on her scholarship and move to California in order to persue a career as a porn star. After proudly showcasing her cheerleading outfit in one of her films, ASU administration was absolutely mortified. We were proud.

2. Orange Coast Orgy - After attending one of those cheesy cheerleading competitions somewhere in the United States (a la Bring It On), the Orange Coast College girls decided to go a little crazy and brought some lucky guy back to their hotel for a night of drinking, drugs, half naked pictures and an orgy or two. After the pictures went viral, the schools reputation went down the drain, bringing the girls along for the ride.

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3. Bothell High School Cheerleaders Get Naked – In yet another bad case of “sexting”, a couple of Bothell High School cheerleaders decided to get a little crazy and took a couple of naked pictures of themselves in a bubbly bathtub. After sending it to their boyfriends, the pictures quickly spread out to the rest of the school and the girls were suspended. Maybe next time they’ll think twice before being that stupid. Though we’re certainly not complaining.

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