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Online Flirting: It’s All About The Lips

Thursday, December 16th, 2010

Dec 15 orgasm.com1We all know that it’s incredibly easy for guys to fuck things up when they’re trying to flirt with girls. It actually takes a lot of brains to come up with the right lines and we’ve realized that the women we come into contact with are a lot harder to crack compared to the easy and cheesy lines that actually work when we watch the guys picking up the gals in free porn.

One of the most recent surveys conducted in the world of online dating and flirting has found that the absolute best internet chat up line for men to use is: “You have beautiful lips.”

According to the director of marketing from a predominant online dating service, he says, “we have found the Holy Grail of flirting.”

The research analyses the success rates of opening lines from about 200,000 online flirtations in 11 languages over the course of one month to come up with the “compliment success index.”

The users on the site were asked to use one of 12 different chat pick up lines. Each one complimented a part of a woman’s body or appearance, from her tits, to her hair.

The research measured the success rate of each line in two different ways: first, their success of creating any response at all; second, their success at launching a longer conversation. Which means one that goes back and forth at least four times- and that’s a lot for some of these poor bastards!

When it came down to it, complimenting a woman’s lips was the most successful overall. When it came to Dutch and Portuguese women, they mostly preferred: “you have beautiful ears”, that just goes to show how weird they are!

“What many women want is for men to take the initiative and not be wishy-washy. A lot of men on dating sites send a sort of generic message and women recognize something that hasn’t been customised for them.”

According to David Givens, the author of the book, “Love Signals: A Practical Guide to the Body Language of Courtship” said the results totally made sense because women tend to focus a lot of attention on their lips.

“From adolescence onwards, they cosmetically adorn their lips, applying lipstick and colors. They have been doing so since ancient Egypt.”

So guys, you want to get a date or you want to get fucked, you know what to say; anything that has to do with her lips should get you what you want!

The Do’s and Don’ts Of Foreplay

Tuesday, December 14th, 2010

There are too many men out there who slip up during foreplay. They either don’t know what to do and lack the skills needed, or they think that they know too much and go way over the top. When it comes to foreplay, it has to be done right because not all women are wet and ready like those actresses you see on free porn. So take a look at the mistakes below and take notes on the tips because you don’t want to fuck this up!

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Mistake # 1-Foregoing The Kiss

You should try to prolong the kissing instead of going straight for the main event. However, it doesn’t have to be the usual lip locking. Women love it when their men kiss them all over from their neck to their shoulders.

Mistake # 2-Paying Too Much Attention To Her Tits

Women are often uncomfortable when men pay too much attention to their bosoms. Of course they love the attention, but they still prefer that their partners pay attention to other details on their body.

Mistake # 3-Hurrying Through Foreplay

This is a huge no-no! Foreplay should be done in the smoothest and most comfortable manner possible. Women love it when their men spend time exploring every sensitive spot on their body. You shouldn’t go towards her inner thigh if she’s not full prepared for it. It can be really unpleasant for women if they aren’t totally ready for vaginal sex. And you don’t want to ruin the mood because then you wont get any.

Tip # 1-Take Pleasure on Foreplay

You must be able to have fun during foreplay in order to be good at it. Women can actually tell when we’re not in the mood for foreplay, even if there is bits of action like oral sex going on beforehand

Tip # 2: Open Communication

If you don’t know what to do, don’t try and mimic what you see on porn. Just ask her. And be ready to give her anything that she asks of you!

Tip # 3-Dirty Talk

Most guys don’t understand how effective dirty talk can actually be during foreplay. You probably don’t know this, but a women can get highly aroused even with just words.

Tip # 4-Be Smooth

Try and let the whole act blend together smoothly and end in some great fucking. Think about it this way, you wouldn’t want to skip the appetizer and just head straight for the main course, right? And who can forget dessert? Not me! That’s why you want to have some great foreplay so the whole entire act will pan out the way you want it too.

Breast Play

Saturday, December 4th, 2010

Last weekend, there was a lovely scene at a fetish party involving a tall, beautiful woman with large natural breasts, the kind you see in porn. He carried only three toys with him that evening – a leather strap, a leather riding crop and a piece of aquarium tubing with the ends smoothed down. His beautiful submissive wore a camisole top that showed off her beautiful DD boobs and a very short miniskirt. While many men in attendance were hoping to see her bent over a spanking bench for a better view of her luscious backside, her Dom obviously had other plans for the evening.

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In no time, he had exposed her tits, showing off her gorgeous nipples. Every man in the room was jealous as we watched him caress her breasts and suck on her nipples. The jealousy abounded dramatically when he began biting her, and twisting her nipples. She was not restrained, and after one particularly hard bite, she pulled away. He grabbed her by the hair and told her not to pull away from him again. Watching her self-control after that was an amazing sight – no matter what he did to her, she did not move.

Once her nipples were obviously sore and swollen and she was frequently crying out in pain, he began to use the strap and crop, holding her breasts so that the blows hit only her nipples and not the rest of her breasts. Tears started to form in her eyes as the pain slowly became unbearable, and yet she was obviously aroused, a fact confirmed when he lifted her skirt and exposed her soaking wet pussy.

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Just when the crowd began to think this scene was coming to a close, the Dom took the aquarium tubing and began beating the rest of her breasts, leaving gorgeous red welts and darkening bruises. Her breasts began to resemble an abstract painting. Though she cried out in pain, her hips gyrated frantically with arousal, and her Dom eventually brought her to a loud orgasm while still whipping her tits with the tubing. She walked around for the rest of the evening with her breasts exposed as her Dom demanded, proudly showing off her marks and bruises to everyone. It was an extremely hot scene, and one that won’t be soon forgotten.

Why Men Like Blondes With Big Tits – The Scientific Explanation

Friday, December 3rd, 2010

Have you ever wondered why women with long blonde hair, big boobs and and light eyes are often perceived as the creme de la creme of the gentler sex? Well, it seems that evolutionary psychologists have finally tracked it down – and it has a lot more to do with science than free porn influences.

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For starters, big tits and large waist-to-hip ratio (the classic hourglass shape) are indicatives of fertility. As for blonde locks, researchers found that it’s simply better at hiding pesky grey hairs – thus making a woman look a lot younger. And since most men look for a young partner in order to better spread their seed, this selection process seems only natural.

In regards to blue and green eyes, studies have shown that they are simply better at displaying pupil dilation, which happens when a person sees something that they deem exciting. Therefore, a man can quickly determine whether-or-not a woman finds them attractive – saving them a whole lot of time and hassle in the courting process. How’s that for dating advice?

Researchers were also able to determine that the more beautiful a woman is, the more chances she has of having equally-beautiful babies. And what man doesn’t want good-looking offspring? Attractive women are also known to have more children than their plain Jane counterparts, which provides men with a higher chance of making as many babies as possible – though that it definitely up for discussion (calling all dead-beat dad’s).

Studies like these allow us to get a clear-cut perception of why men act the way they do. At the same time, we must look into the fact that the more men decide to have sex with beautiful women, more beautiful women will then be born into this world – not a bad trend if you ask me. And upon further inspection, one is bound to wonder if men are, in fact, sexist pigs, or if they’re just looking to spread their genes in the most efficient way possible. I’ll go with a little bit of both.

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7 Things Women Can Do With Their Tits To Turn Us On

Thursday, November 18th, 2010

Tits: what are they good for? They’re just an over grown replica of what we guys have on our own bodies, but for some reason, we can’t get enough of them! Big ones, small ones, uneven ones, we aren’t picky. Boobs are boobs, and for some reason they totally turn us on. We love seeing a chicks tits in action, especially in these scenarios:

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1. There’s a reason why women jumping on a trampoline is the ad for a little old TV program called “The Man Show” Who wouldn’t want to watch those boobs bounce up and down all day long? Most people don’t have trampolines so that’s what the bed is for. It’s just bouncy enough to get those things swinging.

2. There’s nothing sexier than when a chick presses her tatta’s up against glass. Whether she is giving you a sneak peek through the shower or she is giving you a nice view through the back yard window when you’re mowing the lawn.

3. When she puts on lipstick with her cleavage like Molly Ringwald did in The Breakfast Club, I get an instant boner. It takes talent to stick lipstick in between her cleave and then put it on, no hands. That’s the kind of girl that I like!

4. Amen for Victoria’s Secret because there is nothing hotter than a nice rack in a sexy piece of lingerie.Everything looks better behind a thin veil of satin, lace, and feathers.

5. It’s hard not to look when a girl bends over right in front of you and all you can focus on is her cleavage which is saying, “hello look at me!” Sometimes I think that they do it on purpose to get our attention. Either way, accidentally or on purpose, I like it!

6. It can be hard to find sometimes, but if you find a chick that knows how to twirl tassels and and all of the other crazy ass burlesque shit, than you’re a lucky guy!

7. Titty fucking a chick is probably one of the best uses out of those beautiful twins Not only is it really hot and resembles something you would see in porn, you’re also reducing the chances of getting her knocked up!

Of course tits are great in all of these scenarios, but they’re also great under a t-shirt. Bottom line, men love boobies!

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Tittie Talk

Thursday, August 26th, 2010

How do you make 5 pounds of fat look sexier then Kim Kardashian’s freshly waxed pussy? Stick a nipple on it, and call it a big juicy tit. Though tits and ass aren’t much more then fat deposits, there is something especially magical about these heavenly body parts. Maybe its their simplicity, or tendency to bounce and emphasize a women’s curves. It is just undeniable that a women whose boobs bust out of her turtle neck will cause more dicks to get hard then a photonic boner beam at a Star Trek themed sex convention.

Is it our pre-natal relationship with jugs that make us so fascinated with them? Could it be that men whose mothers nursed them for longer are more likely to be instinctually driven to suck on the beautiful nipples of their lovers? It could be said that men who were baby bottled sooner were deprived of tit action, and are therefore more likely to seek it out later in life. One aspect of a possible tit troller could be this infancy complex.

I tend to believe that men are inspired by tits and ass to spread their seed. The first thing any man wants to do, when he sees a juicy ass in front of him, is spread it open and stick his cock in. It would be fair to say, that if women were teased as much as us men, there would be a whole lot of waterproof panties hitting the market. Maybe men should be less worried about their dick size, instead embrace your member, wear some of those jeans that you forgot about from high school. Likely they will be so tight, it will look like your trying to smuggle a hotdog out of seven eleven. You could walk down the street and watch as women fold over in orgasm, the stench of pussy juices would overfloweth. Most men seem to be happy admiring womens ass’s and nipples through shirts, rather then be a sausage expo. Though it could be our fundamental paranoia that causes us to become the perverted stereotype we are labelled.

It is a healthy attracted for a man, however it seems women are less prone to scoping out the size of a guys cock. Or maybe none of us guys really know what the fuck those women are thinking back at us, and secretly they are eye fucking our zipper, hoping for just an instance, a giant swinging shlong will slip out between our unfastened fly.

Furry Friends Not Always So Friendly

Monday, August 16th, 2010

There is a whole contingent of people in the world who get off on dressing up in animal suits and rubbing their furry bodies against each other…unsurprisingly, they have been coined furries.

Sometimes the sex isn’t the endgame for these folks though, sometimes they just feel more comfortable moving through the world as animals than as people. For instance: Gary Guy Matthews the 46 year old jobless computer technician is a furry who dresses himself up as a dog named Boomer. He went so far as to legally request to change his name to “Boomer the Dog,” but got denied in his request because the judge claimed his name would cause confusion if he were ever to tell an emergency operator his name.

Yeah, because that’s the issue, your honor; it’s not that whoever arrives at said emergency scene will find a man in a dog costume right?

Good old Boomer hasn’t given up though, he still spends the majority of his life dressed up in his outfit and wandering around town.

Then, on the less innocent but somehow less creepy side of things, there are your every day pervert furries, like the Donald Duck actor who molested a woman at the Epcot center recently. Apparently Donald made a solid effort to grab her tits and then went with the classic “Whooooo Meeee?” pose.

Great plan my fine furred friend, don’t blame it on the awkward costume and accidental touching, just try and play it off like you’re a REAL cartoon duck, with a real cartoon sex addiction.

Groups of Furries get together all over the country for conventions where they arrive dressed as their animal of choice and spend the weekend in costume, interacting like members of some kind strange farm, like someone slipped LSD into the drinking water at Old MacDonald’s.

There are reports of things called Miffing piles too, where the furries get all their sexual tensions out by piling into a big ball of gyrating costumed weirdo and rub themselves against each other to climax. Basically a weird circus gangbang.

Fun Stuff. To each their own I guess!

Steve Driver is No Longer on the Loose

Monday, June 7th, 2010

The biggest news to hit porn since the Wonderland murders came to an end this last Saturday when Stephen Hill, aka Steve Driver lept to his death after an 8 hour police stand-off.

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Kendra Joins the Sex Tape Club

Wednesday, May 5th, 2010

You have to be living under a rock somewhere that’s frozen in order to not know who Kendra Wilkinson is. Well, either that or you have your TV set to avoid anything and everything E! Entertainment related. If you’re in the loop then you might be mildly interested in learning more about the latest and greatest addition to the Vivid-Celeb sex tape arsenal.

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Lindsay Lohan Takes on Role of Linda Lovelace

Monday, May 3rd, 2010

Tabloid attention whore? Check. Hot mess on the clubbing scene? Check. Never ending supply of TMZ fodder? Check. Going to PRISON soon? CHECK. Next movie role lined up is a portrayal of adult film icon Linda Lovelace? Checkity check check. Ladies and gentlemen, the new Lindsay Lohan!

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