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Car Sex

Friday, February 18th, 2011

Every couple-bi, hetero or gay-knows how boring a long car ride can be. XM radio, cooler full of cold sodas, CDs not withstanding, long drives can be filled with a lot of sameness even if there are great sights to see and places to stop. The prudish couple wouldn’t dare risk it, but for the more sexually adventurous or just one’s with a little more active libido-or on a first date-a little sexual activity between partners could make the drive a little less tedious and the interior of the car a little warmer and a lot more like free porn.

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It doesn’t necessarily need to be said how far you and your partner might want to go, how much of your clothes will be flipped off, when and where you might pull over, if you pull over at all; usually the specifics are worked out as you drive and touch and tickle. Road head is usually where it all starts. Though certainly a dangerous pursuit, no male drivers is about to complain about this specific distraction. Best that the couple engaging in a quick driving blow job stay to deserted back roads or get to the side of the road just before the man comes.

The driver will want to steer clear of potholes as well. It’s always hotly debate whether backseat gropping or front seat necking is hotly is best. While the backseat certainly offers lovers room to stretch out without the worry of as steering wheel in one’s hip, it is doubly hard to extricate one’s self from the backseat if the police decide to pull over an roust you from your make-shift love nest. Car sex need not only be in the car to. There is a nice warm expanse of the hood awaiting the horny couple and in a deserted parking lot or in the middle of a field, the hood of a car, while slippery to some, can be the very best place to fuck on.

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So many people can recall their very first sexual experiences being in cars or the car’s radio providing the soundtrack to their very first awakenings of love and closeness with another human being. Our cars are more then just transportation, for some they were the only private spaces we had to be alone with the guy or girl we loved and the very first place some of us got to see the alluring naked body part of a person we were infatuated with.

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Masturbate The Modern Way With The Tenga Egg

Wednesday, February 9th, 2011

The subject of sex toys is no news to the folks at Orgasm. Having seen just about everything the market has to offer, coming across a product that makes us get up off our seats is reason for celebration. Most recently, a friend forwarded me a YouTube video marketing one of the most revolutionary male-oriented sex toys I have ever seen, the Tenga Egg. Ten minutes later and I had half a dozen of those bad boys on their way.

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Following in the footsteps of products like the popular Fleshlight, the Tenga Egg is essentially a masturbatory aid that mimics a real-life pussy like nothing else. Encased in a plastic egg, the product itself consists of an ‘Onacup’ which is the name for a Japanese brand of artificial vaginas invented by the legendary Mr. Matsmoto in 2006. Since its release, it’s become so popular that it sold over two million units worldwide. Now that’s a whole lot of masturbating.

Understanding the product to the full of its abilities requires watching the video but in a nutshell, it basically consists of a jelly-like egg with a hole on one end. By adding some lube to its interior and ‘rim’, you can then proceed to stick your dick in there and go to town with your favorite free porn site, or without, whatever strikes your fancy.

Tenga eggs come in a variety of different ‘terrains’. What that means is that depending on your preference of bumps and grooves, you’ll be sure to always find something you like, or keep yourself entertained by trying them all.

For those who still need some convincing, read on for a couple of Tenga Egg facts that might help you place an order (or not):

- After personally testing out all of the different egg varieties, I can safely say that they are all different and provided me with different sensations. It’s like fucking a different woman everyday minus all the emotional baggage.

- The included lube is probably the best I’ve ever used. Highly recommended.

- It actually feels like you’re having sex or getting a blow-job. It definitely puts the fleshlight to shame.

- Being disposable, that means clean-up is as simple as tossing it in a bin; however, given that a ‘Tenga Egg Variety Pack’ (6 units) costs a whopping a $34.99, it will be the most expensive stick beating you’ve ever had.

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Targeting Premature Ejaculation

Wednesday, January 19th, 2011

Whether you can’t even bring yourself to finish your favorite porno or your known as a one-minute-man, premature ejaculation can be a real pain in the ass. While Viagra can help you prolong your erection, it wont necessarily help when anticipated orgasms are concerned. As an attempt to extend your performance in the bedroom, read on for a list of tips on how to last longer and leave your partner smiling and satisfied.

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1. Acknowledge The Problem – One of the first steps in dealing with premature ejaculation is acknowledging the problem in the first place. In 2009, a medical conference in Paris defined premature ejaculation as the result of men who can’t last more than one to three minutes of sex before climaxing. This parameter was defined due to pressure from the pharmaceutical industry, which required an objective criteria in order to come out with medication targeting the problem at hand. As for the medical criteria, it is far less specific. Most doctors claim that anyone who can’t bring themselves to last as long as they’d want to is already suffering from premature ejaculation, so take that for all its worth.

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2. The Usual Suspects – Despite doctors not having a concrete explanation for what causes premature ejaculation, studies lead them to believe that it has something to do with a man’s genetic build. Research indicates that the center of an orgasm, located in the brain, is far more sensitive in those suffering from premature ejaculation – making them ‘be over and done with’ a lot faster. But despite some men showing signs of a “sensitive spot” on the brain, that doesn’t necessarily mean they won’t be able to last longer than their effected counterparts.

3. A Means Of Defense – Most men will tell you that at some point or another, try as they might, they can’t get a woman to orgasm. When that happens, they might be inclined to simply bring themselves to cum and call it a day. As a result, the woman will complain and think that her partner is not giving it his all. The next time around, the same thing is bound to happen. Women will blame men for their own lack of orgasm and if they’re already predispositioned to premature ejaculation, this is bound to further enhance his problem. So remember, before turning to a doctor, consider the possibility that your sex partner could have something to do with it.

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15 Naughty New Year’s Resolutions

Thursday, January 6th, 2011

dec 23 orgasm.com1It’s a new year and it’s going to be a new you! We all know that people are always making those generic, over done New Year’s resolutions like loosing weight, eating healthy and saving money. And while, sure those are some pretty important things to improve on, but to be honest, there is nothing more important than the sexual relationships we have in our lives and improving those.

Not all of us have those freaky sex lives of those people that we see on free porn, but if you want to add a little raunchiness in your life, then follow some of these 15 totally do-able New Year’s resolutions.

1. Ask for what you want: if you want your girl to start giving you more blow jobs, then simply ask her.

2. Keep learning new things: if you want to keep things spicy in the bedroom then you’re going to need to learn new tricks.

3. Let go of shame: don’t be afraid of who and what you are. Being comfortable in your own skin is the sexiest thing you can do to attract woman.

4. Be a stickler about safer sex: would you rather have great sex on a regular basis or not be able to have sex at all because of one stupid mistake?

5. Go for quality rather than quantity: sure, it’s great to have tons of fuck buddies when you’re in college, but as you get older and the years go by, the relationships are often more important than the sex.

6. Don’t hold grudges: bottom line, life is too short to hold grudges.

7. Believe in love and lust at first sight: there is nothing more satisfying than those initial butterflies in the stomach feeling.

8. Think outside the box: there is nothing better than doing things different in the bedroom.

9. Consider all the possibilities of house hold items: this won’t only help your wallet, but will also add a lot of zest to your sex life.

10. Drop the routine: change up things in order to make your life more exciting and something to look forward to.

11. Complain less: if your dick is working properly then there is nothing to complain about.

12. Compliment more: we all know women want to be complimented so if you want them in the sack then you need to do just that.

13. Send more dirty texts: as long you’re not as stupid as Brett Favre, then send as many dirty texts as your cell phone plan allows for.

14. Make out like you did in high school: it’s a proven fact that making out releases tons of feel good endorphins.

15. Watch less TV: unless it’s porn of course.

Holiday Porn

Friday, December 24th, 2010

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I’ve been rather disappointed by the current state of holiday porn (“holiday.” That’s right, not Christmas, not Chanukah, not Kwanza . . . Holiday). It seems the best offer this season has for my meat-pounding wishes is the same ‘ole gym-buffed model-type, doing the usual pornographic posturing, but in red panties and a Santa hat. A Santa hat. It’s not even like the hat is getting fucked. Sometimes the diehard festive types leave the hat on for the initial blow job, but by the time the dude in the Santa suit (Yes. Always some dude in a Santa suit) gets to sodomizing our little Cunt Cringle in her fruit cake hole, that hat is long gone and buddies fake beard is laying on the floor. For all practical purposes we are now watching the same old porn we’ve seen a thousand times with one exception. There is a Santa hat on the floor.

When do I get to watch some dick hard clit jockey finger a snowman? Is that little dentist elf ever going to slowly unbutton his adorable wee blue waist coat and cobble himself to climax before the Bumble Snow Monster whips his hairy milk-white monster cock out and escorts a handful of misfit sex toys up his Yeti chute? Need I remind you that the snow monster had his teeth removed? Slut in a red bikini and a Santa Hat is fine, but maybe, just maybe, I wouldn’t mind having a hot rub inside that toothless furry Monster face. Maybe I’d like to watch some herd mammal with a glowing red anus help the jolly old elf find more than his way.

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Porn Mongers! Step it up! I want 8-way menorah penetrations. Gift-wrapping bondage. Icicle fucking. The Grinch that stole your Penicillin. Anal dradles. Charlie Brown with the smallest, least celebratory, withered little prick and a beagle in a leather flight helmet. Rabbis with gingerbread dildos riding polar bears and juggling buttock implants across a snow-laden field on their way to Grandma’s house for oven mitt HJ’s shot into candy-filled stockings.

Christmas Presents That Will Not Get You Laid

Tuesday, December 21st, 2010

They’re pulling out all the stops this year and there are some pretty outrageous christmas presents out there that wont do you any good! I don’t know about you, but I’m less concerned with family and turkey during Christmas, and a lot more focused on getting laid. So, if you feel the same type of Christmas spirit as I do, check out these Christmas gifts that WONT get you laid.

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Mistletoe Underwear
If you hear some bells ringing and you don’t know where it’s coming from, it could be from a dude wearing a mistletoe thong! Some guys are just doing it all wrong this season and wearing one of these things is a definite factor in not getting you any action this Christmas season.

The Cookie Sutra
The Karma Sutra book illustrated with cookies isn’t something that will necessarily get anyone one in the mood.

Babeland Blowjob Expert Kit
This is basically the equivalent of giving your girl a vacuum for Christmas, except for the fact that you want her to be the vacuum.

Candy Cane G String
The only thing that this Christmas present is going to do is creep everyone out.

Adult Mistletoe
This gift comes with the mistletoe and the condom. Just like the packaging says, “you never know what a kiss will lead to!”

“I’m a ho ho ho” T-shirt
I’m sure your girl will not appreciate you giving her a shirt that says she’s a ho.

Flashing Pecker Santa Hat
It’s the fastest way to spot a dick head, and therefore will not get you laid!

Lip Locked Lesbians Ornament
Two naked girls making out on a christmas ornament may not be the best way to inform your girl that you want her to have a three-some.

“Santa’s Little Slut” T-shirt
There is no woman out there who appreciates being called a slut, even the chicks on free porn don’t like it!

Sexy Penis and Boobie Stockings
Your girl wakes up to find a big, red fury dick and set of tits hanging by the fireplace with care. You’re not getting any action today.

So, take note guys, if you want your Christmas to be really special this year, do not buy any of these gifts!

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Get It At The Drive-Thru

Saturday, December 11th, 2010

In a world where our every need can be answered with a click of a computer mouse, is it any wonder we are answering our more prurient desires first and foremost? Why leave the house to find what arouses us if we don’t need to? No matter what our specific kink-have we one-or passing thought-should we entertain more then usual-we can have what we want when we want it. And if and when we do ever venture forth for our porn movies, pics, even service providers-aren’t we now so used to the speedy return, the easy transaction, the convenient exchange, that nothing but the quickest experience will do?

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It makes sense then that sooner more then later we will be looking for drive-thru .

There are actually states in the union where one can drive their car into-INTO-a liquor store order, pay for, then be handed whatever alcohol one wants, then leave the store, all without ever leaving one’s car. Albeit a blowjob or some ass fingering might take a tad longer to complete, but the time has come to pull up outside a lighted menu screen, order some oral sex or a quick hand-job, unzip as one pulls around to the window, maybe open the car door to the full window one comes to face, surrender some money and stick one’s genitals out to be serviced! Surely, the entire sex drive-thru enterprise would be easier for a man to pay for and receive, but with us all able to get a burger or our morning coffee this way, why not sex?

And while being a hooker is illegal, might there be some unique precedent about receiving a sexual act in a car that is technically still running that would render the entire exchange free from prosecution?

The time has come to out our resources into the very next thing. To prompt people to leave their houses in this day and age is a retailer’s biggest headache. To get people to buy a dirty movie when they can just as easy download for free over the Internet are dirty movie producers’ biggest headaches. The drive-thru sex shops might in fact kill two birds with one stone; get people out for their sex and keeping them away from P.C. screens where they can too easily-and for free-download porn movies.

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Curious Cocks

Thursday, December 2nd, 2010

While you may think of your penis as serving strictly for the purposes of sex, urinating and as the beneficiary of all the free porn you can find – think again. Considering the phallus is not exactly the most attractive thing in the world, it has certainly managed to accomplish a lot of impressive tasks. Below, we’ll cover some of the fascinating facts surrounding men’s members.

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1. Long-Distance Jump – Horst Schultz holds the record for the longest cum shot ever recorded. The distance? A whopping 18 feet.

2. Solo Oral Sex – Research shows that only one out of 400 men are capable of giving themselves a blowjob. So for those who are not fond of going down on their partners, consider tracking these rarities down.

3. Circumcision Remains – In matters of circumcision, all of that discarded foreskin can actually serve a purpose. An infant’s foreskin for example, can actually be grown into new skin for those who have suffered from serious burns.

4. Sperm Marathons – If you thought your partner was fast in the sack, his sperm is far more impressive. Capable of traveling down the vaginal track at about 200 inches per second, they can reach the finish line in about .015 seconds flat.

5. Micro Penises – Don’t worry too much about the size of your penis. Why? The smallest Johnson ever recorded was only one centimeter long. And while that’s mostly due to a condition called congenital hypoplasia, remember that there will always be someone with a smaller peen than yours.

6. Packing Meat – Studies show that only about 15% of men have penises over seven inches long, and only a mere 3% pack more than eight inches in their pants. Funnily enough, they also concluded that gay men tend to have an extra 1/3 of an inch to perform with.

7. The King Of All Dicks – While on the topic of size, the world’s biggest recorded penis is approximately 13.5 inches long. But before you deem it’s owner – Jonah Falcon – to be the luckiest man in the world, know that he is still single and lives with mother. Case in point.

The Low Down On Sperm And Everything You Need To Know About It

Monday, November 29th, 2010

It’s inevitable; when a guy is turned on sexually whether it be getting a blow job or having sex, he is going to blow his load. And unlike those chicks we watch in free porn taking it like a champ, most women would prefer not to have our man juice in and around their mouths. However, all women are different, maybe some like it, while others might hate it.

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Not all sperm is the same. Every guy’s shit is going to taste different and it may even have a different texture than the next guy. Smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or taking prescription drugs are the things that will often give a guys semen a bad taste. While the semen of a guy who eats healthy, will more than likely taste better. So guys, if you want your girl to swallow your shit, and it tastes like crap, she probably wont do it! If it really means that much to you, then maybe you should try living a healthier lifestyle.

Not only does each guy’s semen taste different, but each woman also has her own personal preferences for taste. In real life, your chick most likely wont be asking for a cum facial like the chicks on porn do. Some chicks may have the preferred taste of an ex boyfriends while your’s just doesn’t do it for her. Some women might say they think semen tastes good, while others will say that they can’t stand anything about it.

For women who say that the reason that they don’t swallow is for their own health purposes, it’s a crock of shit! Swallowing semen is not harmful and some scientists even say that it could be good because it contains a great deal of protein. When it comes down to it, whether your girl spits or swallow, either or will no have any harmful side effects.

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If she really doesn’t feel comfortable swallowing your cum and you desperately want her to, ultimately, you should probably not force her to do it because it will only make her resentful and maybe she will cut off giving you blow jobs all together; and you don’t want that. My only advice it to make a compromise. If she doesn’t want it in her mouth, maybe she wouldn’t mind having it on her tits. Thats’ something that you and her can only discuss. All the best to ya!

Top 5 Blow Job Mistakes

Thursday, November 11th, 2010

When it comes to blow jobs, men are likely to bypass a few occasional mishaps in order to spare their partners from either, a) embarrassment, or b) stopping altogether – though mostly the later. Now, before you jump the gun and label yourself a pro at the art of felattio, read on for a list of the top five mistakes women commit when going down.

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1. Succumbing To Your Gagging Impulses – Despite what free porn videos depict, gagging during a blow job is less than attractive. Not only does it make it seem as if you can’t take the heat, but we can’t help but worry that you might just easily puke all over our junk. Not a pretty sight. If you’re a newbie, don’t try to take it in all in at once. Ease your way into it and be aware of your boundaries.

2. Ignoring His Jewels – I understand that balls are not exactly the most attractive thing in the world, but don’t underestimate just how important they are when performing a blowjob. Now, don’t think that you can toss them around like a pair of golf balls. Being gentle is key.

3. Vary The Pressure – When it comes to felattio, slow and steady does not win the race. Play around with different pressures and speeds in order to keep things interesting. Try taking things slow if he’s on the verge of an orgasm and he’ll be begging you for more.

4. Using Your Teeth – While being too gentle is not a good thing, don’t resort to using your teeth when trying to play rough. Not only do you run the risk of cutting through his skin, but he will never want you to go down on him again. You might as well be wearing braces.

5. Acting Like You Can’t Be Bothered – If you don’t feel like giving head, don’t even try. Nothing is more of a turnoff than a girl who looks bored with a penis in her mouth. To make him feel like a king, show him that you’re loving every minute by touching other parts of his body and looking into his eyes every once in awhile.

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