Middle America is known for its right wing political agendas and overly keen interest in private citizen’s bedrooms. In Winona County, Minnesota, county commissioners have taken their meddling to a new level, announcing a “clean hotel” policy that forbids county employees from staying in hotel rooms that offer pornographic movies. While Winona County only employs 334 people, this latest ban goes beyond the small community and violates the civil rights of its employees.
By attempting to control what their employees consume in their private lives by banning porn in hotel rooms, Winona County is opening up an old debate. Unfortunately, they aren’t sticking to the rules either, claiming that porn leads to sexual assaults despite evidence to the contrary. Pornography, a medium enjoyed by nearly every citizen in America, has never been linked to negative activities in viewers. In fact, many studies show that porn enhances the sex lives of its viewers, and many types of porn are used therapeutically in patients with erectile dysfunction.
This is simply another instance of political propaganda taken too far. Thank God for the internet, where free porn is prevalent and the citizens of America won’t be persecuted for enjoying a goof fuck or fisting to help them relax after work. Hell, the citizens of Winona County are clearly in need of online porn to cheer them up in light of this latest ban. Let’s hope they bring their laptops to hotel rooms around the country so they can enjoy top quality adult entertainment on sites like orgasm.com.