I know we learned a few things from the results, below are some of the ones that stood out the most to us.

32.5% of Men & only 3.8% of Women watch porn daily.

57.7% Of Women think that men watch porn too often.

3 in 4 Women think that women in porn are faking their orgasms, 1 in 5 say they can’t tell.

21.3% of Women prefer Same-Sex porn where as only 1.8% of Men do.

85% of of Men would ask a Woman to do something they’ve seen in porn, 60% of Women have seen something in porn they’d wanted to try but never asked.

If they found out someone they were dating was watching Kinky Porn, 41.6% of women would ask “Why don’t they do that to me?”

Men, if asked by their partner to stop watching porn 43.2% say they would stop, 18.9% wouldn’t stop and 37.9% would sneak in watching it.

Orgasm.com would never ask anyone to stop watching porn, why would we when we have some of the best free porn on the internet 

Unfortunately, for Joseph Corlett, a 57-year-old husband cum self-employed contractor, when he wrote in his essay titled “Hot for Teacher” – an homage to the 1984 Van Halen song by the same name – about his MILFtastic composition instructor Pamela Mitzelfeld, pictured below, things didn’t go as well as they do in your average porno.

So what happened? Corlett was shot down, by Oakland University itself, under the charge of “intimidating behavior”, was suspended for three semesters, and threatened with criminal trespass should he step foot on the campus before the suspension finished.

Thankfully, Corlett stood up against the school’s ruling, and in good old American fashion of justice, filed a $2.2 million lawsuit for mental anguish and embarrassment from the suspension.

Now, having been in the same position as Mrs. Mitzelfeld prior to working as a writer in the porn industry (literally the same job, at the same level, and having been placed in the same interpersonal position, though the outcome I had with the student was very different ), I have to say, it’s all about fostering the creativity, even if you’re under the scope of a student’s unwanted advances. I mean, Corlett is obviously the next David Guterson, judging by his steamy prose:

“My first battle with the hot for teacher thing, aside from second grade, was fought in Composition I at Oakland Community College. She was blonde and attractive in the Meg Ryan kind of way which I usually don’t go for… I shouldn’t have taken her for Comp 2 but I couldn’t resist smart and pretty… Her skirt came unzipped in Comp 2 one day and her polka-dotted panties were exposed. I was a perfect gentleman and discretely told her to pull her sweater over. She smiled and thanked me. It is our delicious little secret,”

A doppelganger for Meg Ryan, for sure. And Corlett a perfect gentleman as well, the sort of gentleman who calls his penchant for upskirt viewing a shared “[FIRST PERSON PLURAL PRONOUN] delicious little secret”.

When asked about the essay after the suspension, Corlett says, “It’s highly complimentary.”

After her 15 minutes (31 minutes, to be exact) of fame for winning her state’s beauty crown, the barely legal Melissa King promptly lost it right back after being caught in porn, a charge that she denies, despite the video showing someone who looks exactly like her, named exactly Melissa King. See exhibit A here:

Today she’s reinserted (too early for clever puns?) herself into the headlines once again, ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW! Drum roll…

This time around, the petite Ms. King makes headlines in the International Business Times for having not one but TWO warrants out for her arrest in Ocean City, Maryland – the first for possessing alcohol as a minor (c’mon now Ocean City, that sheeit is weak sauce) and the second for theft. What did she steal aside from cumshots in spent tissues (which could logically pass as a third count of abortion in pro-life reasoning?) you ask? Apparently, she stole less than $100 bucks from the bus fare box, according to Officer Levy. (Seriously, that’s his last name.)

When asked about it, Ms. King says “I thought it would be fun, and I needed the money, so I just decided to do it.”

Oh wait, that’s what she said in the pre-coital interview when she filmed her porn flick.

Well, she doesn’t need to Robin-Hood up public transportation anymore, as YouPorn.com offered her a cool quarter million to become the first Miss YouPorn. Her spokesman said stuff, but nothing about her accepting or declining the offer.

In a statement posted on his website, Santorum said the Obama administration has turned a blind eye to those who wish to preserve our culture and guard it from obscenities (or something equally Republican and ridiculous). He went on and on about obscenity laws and how we need to protect our children from porn. You know how you keep your kids from watching porn? Put a password on your computer, add parental controls etc. It’s not rocket science. Porn is every American’s god given right once they turn 18.

Imagine you log onto your computer hoping to see some gorgeous sex videos featuring Silvia Saint and you can’t find any.  That’s what’ll happen if Rick Santorum the Scrotum gets elected. He made a promise to vigorously enforce laws that prohibit the distribution of hardcore material such as porn films and XXX photographs. That means you’ll check into a hotel room and you’ll have to watch some dumb romantic comedy instead of pornography. Who wants to live in a world where all things XXX are outlawed?

Although this may seemed far-fetched, vanquishing Internet porn could be a possibility. The US government can shut down any site it feels is obscene. Orgasm.com suggests watching as much porn as you can right now, because if Rick Santorum gets elected we won’t have any XXX materials at our disposal.

Why are you still here? Go watch porn. Increase your fappable mind before it’s too late! And please, if you like watching sex movies, don’t vote for Santorum.

Here at orgasm.com we’ve always known that we’re doing right by our viewers. Today, we’ll see if our special investigators have finally proven that adult films are helping to save the world.

When it comes to free porn, we don’t really understand why anyone would frown and say no. We respect the right for people to abstain from porn, as long as it doesn’t prevent legal aged folks who want to watch girl on girl action.

Live and let live is what we say. Still…why anyone would want to avoid seeing this?

It boggles the mind. Religion is a funny thing, people often say that it’s not “God fearing” to look at porn. Yet we see nothing in the bible saying adult films are wrong.

People are just way too uptight sometimes. Really, if the porn stars are having fun having sex and the viewers are enjoying themselves as well, then what’s the problem?

Turns out there’s a lot of bad information out there. We think the people who put out lies about porn are just begging for a spanking.

The truth is there are now strong statistics that show that internet porn actually prevents rape. According to Clemens University professor Todd Kendall for every ten percent increase in net access (aka free porn online) there is a seven percent decrease in rape.

This is even after other social aspects like alcohol consumption and poverty are considered. So basically, even when they’re broke porn makes people happy.

It’s a heart warming thought and one that’s long over due. So why does the myth continue that porn is bad for people?  Partly it’s because BDSM porn is so misunderstood.

Too many pop psychologist think that BDSM is simply about demeaning women and glorifying violence.

Really, as any person who has played around with a whip or ball gag knows, the person being “beaten” really has all the control.

The real truth behind porn is that studies done all over the world have shown that they have no negative impact on it’s viewers.

The people most likely to do sexual violence in normal society are actually those who’ve had a repressed, religious upbringing, or were punished for watching porn.

Remind yourself of those positive porn facts next time people are getting all judgmental on pornography.

You’re actually supporting an industry that is helping people. Thanks for all your support! From all of us at orgasm.com

But not all women hate porn. Not all ladies have such a Puritanical view, want to police or mother their partners. In fact some women love porn and use it as much as their male counterparts.

Though it was true that when the only way to see adult movies was to go to a theater fewer women would attend, these days anyone can watch what they want over the net in the privacy of their own home. This takes the stigma of porn off of women and they can enjoy and have been enjoying porn in record numbers of late. Women can dial up whatever they like, with our without a partner and find a lot of fare being made for their masturbatory delight exclusively.

Women might not be as adept at viewing, or at least culling the field for viewing as men-men have had more practice-but we shouldn’t be surprised that the female taste in porn can be as varied and hardcore as many straight guys’ needs. There is no cliché softer dirty movie that a woman is going to take to as opposed to the gonzo stuff a guy will want. Both sexes can enjoy a wide variety of stuff, and gender does not inform how mild or wild a movie any one person is going to like.

These days we even get women directing movies, running studios as well as acting in films. Liberated on all fronts a modern lady can and will enjoy whatever her lusts bring her to and there really is no porn off limits to the fairer sex.

Despite the fact that everyone, certainly every man, uses porn from time to time there are still misconceptions. Some of them are forced to hide it from confused and threatened lovers and wives who actually consider looking at erotic media to be a form of cheating, despite the fact that their husband would never think of actually touching another woman outside of fantasy. Actually this masturbation may even be a valuable outlet for those lusts, and attacking them may encourage him to stray more by taking away his exhaust valve for horniness for others. But do women universally hate porn films or is the reality more complicated?

When the only way to see adult videos was to go to the movie theater much fewer women would go, fearing the reception they would get from the male audiences would possibly even be dangerous. This began to change when pornography moved onto video tape and a woman could order a video cassette or DVD through the mail, but with the help of the Internet the use of women and porn films has grown immensely. Though numbers are not always available the data which is present shows us that more and more women are viewing free porn just like men are, enjoying these pleasures when they masturbate. Since many believe that women are more interested in words than visually stimulated as men may be, even more women make use of written erotica for private sexual stimulation and fantasy making. Written erotica sites are quite full of women authors as well as women browsers reading the stories with one hand while the other excitedly works their clits. There are also many women making their own porno movies, which doesn’t necessarily mean they are gentle and soft. The men are usually better looking then in most x-rated films but the sex can be just as raunchy and dirty even with a female director behind the lens.

Forget about the barely-there plot concepts for most porn video— no one really needs too much of a story anyway. For many women (and feminist-conscious men, for that matter), the interactions just don’t ring true. Women seem rather artificial and tailored to porn images of what a sexy woman should be, silicone tits and all. Some women who endeavor to make lesbian and bisexual porn of their own have found a niche that is sexy and shows some essential truths about women and their erotic lives.

First of all, women of varying shapes and sizes may be portrayed. Abandoning the bleach blonde bimbo image or the overly skinny with big boobs look, Women-for-Women who make their own porn might like a woman with a little more booty. They may enjoy seeing women of different, non-stereotyped cultural backgrounds getting into it. Exceptionally important is the portrayal of different genders. The gender normative look and behavior for women is far from all that’s really out there. In W4W porn, you could find a femme topping a soft butch, two BBW with short hair getting it on, a butch-femme coupling, an all-female orgy, or even a femme-on-femme scene, but one where the women look and act like real people.

Women who should video do it for a reason – to add voices and erotic images to the canon that better reflects them. They presumably want to produce erotica that turns them on. In that quest, showing scenes that are genuinely hot is an important part of the enterprises. The level of arousal in the women is usually palpable. Sounds of sex, the way bodies react to touch, the portrayal of cunnilingus all look and feel like those women want to be with each other, producing happy, powerful orgasms together. There is pussy licking and sex toys, used in a way that as the vibrator enters the well-lubed pussy, it is obvious that is feels good. Sounds of approval are resonant and abundant. Women who do women know how to show it to the rest of us.

Straight boys are fascinated in a woman’s vagina almost to the exclusion of all else-expect friction-and this chalice of womanhood has been celebrated in art, music, free porn, and literature as much as the phallus that fits inside it. Other female body parts may fascinate the straight guy, even gat man have been known to take notice of a firm high shelf of breasts or a nice swaying buttocks, still it is the vagina that ultimately has the most pull.

But over the time of a straight man’’s life the cunt, vaja-jay, hairpie-whatever it is to be called-becomes less of a fascination, less something women can hold out from their partners or wield with impunity.

Because over time, men realize there is a woman attached to that pussy.

It takes a man a while but he does come around. First he has to get his mind off fucking. He has to realize that the fact that his dick is hard is truly only fascinating to him! Hopefully from this ephifany he learns to care about and subsequently please his bed partner, whomever he or she happens to be. Lastly, the man might grow to the point where he stops objectifying, or at least tempers his need to objectify, body parts to the exclusion of the person who sports a pair of breasts or a cute ass. And then, the very thing women wish men would do more often-notice them as a whole-renders a woman less powerful.

If a man begins to notice the whole woman, not just her ass, tits and that deep well of her mystery her vagina, then the woman no longer has the mystery of her parts to hold over her man. Men who wish to be controlled by the cunt can still be, but that is a self-imposed slavery to a body part most adult men will not coddle. Seasoned guys will no longer worship a woman’s parts simply because they have grown to the point where they recognize a woman is a sum of her parts. Sure, guys are still set-up to see first and fit the piece into the whole later, but the pieces become less important as men grow older.

Or if not, they stay ready and waiting to be pussy whipped …just like they want to be.

This was the case on September 10, 2010, however, as 400 students in a Pennsylvania high school were exposed to pornographic pictures on a Central Blood Bank employee’s flash drive. Sure, we all have porn on our flash drives, but this seems a little overt – what ever happened to burying your porn in folders that aren’t linked to work? It would seem that blood boy was a little too eager to ogle the lithe naked bodies he enjoys on his computer. The school has released a statement saying that they’re “still trying to determine how [this] occurred.”

It’s a consolation that most of the kids exposed to the images displayed before the Blood Bank employee’s presentation have seen porn before, however this clearly creates a legal conundrum for the school in question. There’s no doubt that parents will sue in this case, as school really isn’t the place for their children to watch people fucking.

Apparently, the porn pandering employee in question wasn’t allowed to finish his presentation and the police are still mulling whether charges should be laid. Perhaps the nature of the porn shown should be used to determine our hombre’s punishment. After all, I could sure use more porn at work myself, and wouldn’t want to punish anyone who had only entertained.