We all know everyone loves a 3D movie. It doesn’t matter how stupid the flick might look, if it’s in 3D, people are going to be waiting in lines to see it! Sure, it is usually pretty damn expensive to produce, but when it’s all said and done, making a 3D movie is worth is, because so many people are going to pay to see it.
What we look for in our fantasies is not what we necessarily want in our real life. Sure porn girls and guys look great, a bleached asshole is certainly something most people donít see every day and a hard dick standing straight up for hours on end is most hetero girls dream, but in the end we have to deal with the fact that we do not live porn star lives nor would we really want all that sex, in all those ways, most of the time.
Porn is great though because it provides us with this fantasy as an outlet, but then we take one step back from porn movies and DVDís to the porn shown on- line and over the net, and while not even different in content-in fact in many cases itís the very same movie-watching porn on our PC and downloading, usually for free is certainly different than watching a tried and true porno film one pops into the DVD player.
The access to porn on the net, the actual ability to scroll through all those selections, just like one would on an online dating site, for a nominal fee even, makes the porn different then buying or having to rent a DVD somewhere and popping it into a home player. Sure the concept is the same, one is watching a highly styilzsed visual representation of a sex act to arouse one to either a masturbatory state or to arouse ones partner enough so the couple might engage in some foreplay and maybe even some further fucking.
But the ability to download exactly what we want when we want, even snippets per say, and in most cases for free makes watching porn on line as wholly different from how watching porn on our DVDís and home theater systems was different from seeing a dirty movie in a theater with sticky floors and an audience of the rain coat crowd!
From stag films to movie theaters to video tapes to DVDs and now the digital download revolutions porn has and will survive but with every new technology in how to watch the dirty images the industry quakes with the realization that people can and do get their dirty stuff easier and cheaper and sometimes for free as the years progress.
Penthouse is always at the forefront of the porn industry. Whenever there is a new trend or a popular aspect of porn, Penthouse is on top of things before all the rest.
Continuing to be ahead of the rest in technology and innovation, Penthouse has announced the launch of the Penthouse 3D Channel. Yes, that means porn in 3D people! 3D hot sex right on your TV at home!
This new channel will feature original adult oriented programming each month that will be shot in native high definition and 3D.
The company’s commitment to 3D draws on the strength of unique expertise that Penthouse has achieved over many, many years of being in the porn industry and their success in content delivery, movie making and technological advances.
“We started shooting in 3D recently and have significantly invested to perfect 3D production quality,” said CEO Marc Bell, “Consumer excitement for 3D content is high and Penthouse is the one studio that can rely on its broad expertise to deliver 3D in a manner unmatched by any other branded entertainment company.”
This channel will definitely be a hit with the rise of 3D television and the obsession that people have with 3D in general. Now we have 3D porn and it can’t get much better than that. The Penthouse Hd Channel lineup covers 30 platforms in more than 15 countries and they really do see themselves as the leader in entertainment and emerging media.
Now more than ever Penthouse will be on top! The Penthouse customers will have the choice to enjoy and explore all versions on Penthouse content.
The people from Penthouse have said that the 3D channel is expected to be available to system operators for broadcast to the general public in the second quarter of this year,
Every year, porn starlets from far and wide descend upon Las Vegas for the AVN Awards, which is otherwise known as the Academy Awards of Porn.
What makes the porn awards different than the Oscars, other than the hardcore sex, the bad acting, and poor production, is that as it’s very difficult to get nominated for an Academy Award and it’s incredibly easy to get nominated for a porn award.
The nominations are in! And here’s a look at some of the top nominees of the year:
Best Feature: “Malice in Lalaland”
This “Alice in Wonderland” meets “Boogie Nights” flick is shot on 35 mm, not video. Producers call it “an adult movie with mainstream ambition.” Not too mention a scene where Ron Jeremy gets shot which wearing a track suit and a hot bunny girl on girl action scene.
Best Parody-Comedy: “The Big Lebowski: A XXX Parody”
This time around, the dude has a giant dick and this is his story: bowlers, dudes, porn lovers.
Best All Girl Group Sex Scene: “An Orgy of Exes”
I’m sure you can gather from the title what this one is about; the fantasy of a group of guys where all of their exes get together and have one great big lesbian orgy.
Best 3D: “This Ain’t Avatar XXX 3D”
Who wouldn’t want to see two people having sex in 3D, even if it’s between two blue people.
Crossover Star of the Year: Penny Flame
This award is for the performer who gets the most mainstream attention and this one goes to “Celebrity Rehab” star Penny Flame who left porn behind and got clean, enrolled in college and turned her life around.
Male Performer of the Year: Prince Yahshua
This prince was tragically injured in a terrible reverse cowgirl attempt fone wrong and he actually broke his penis. This guy definitely deserves this award
This is great because I think my whining a lot of the time contradicts itself. And this will only prove that point. With the oncoming wave of 3D porn almost upon us, at least one company has said “Who needs a story? It’s 3D!”
There is stupid stupid, and there is “how the hell do you remember to blink” stupid. I don’t know who’s worse, the woman who claims that watching a “very realistic” 3D pornographic movie got her pregnant…or the husband who believes her.