Breast implants aren’t just for pornstars anymore. Sure, there are plenty of beautiful whores on the front page of Orgasm.com who are rocking more silicone than a used tire factory, but more and more regular women are having their boobs done too. Courtney Stodden, although a minor celebrity, is the latest in a long line of regular women who have made this choice. We’re going to be taking a deeper look into why, while also giving you a look at the first pictures of Courtney Stodden’s fake tits! Read on!
It would be naive to think Courtney Stodden didn’t have breast implants before her latest, so called, “first” boob job. This girl has been rocking a perfect set of huge tits for years, and if they were real, then it’s a damn shame that she took it upon herself to change perfection. Really though, her previous boobs were as fake as her age. 18? More like 40. Look at her crows feet!
If there’s one thing we can agree on at Orgasm.com however, it’s that Courtney Stodden looks like a pornstar. Take a look at Nikki Benz in our Pornstar Directory. Can you really tell the difference between the two? I know, I know, it’s hard to concentrate on either of their faces, but even if you look hard, they’ve both had so much plastic surgery that they basically look the same.
The phenomena of the hot blonde with huge tits was started by Marilyn Monroe back in the 1960s. But if check out Marilyn, she’s not under 100 pounds like Courtney Stodden. She couldn’t be – she needed some weight to rock D Cups. Pamela Anderson was the woman who popularized breast implants, showing you could go fake and stay famous, and even have anal sex with a rock star like Tommy Lee. Pamela’s fame hasn’t waned either, despite being a box office flop, and starring in one of the worst TV shows of all time – VIP.
So the lesson here is that cosmetic enhancement will return on its investment and make you a ton of money as a model. Unfortunately for Courtney Stodden, Playboy turned down her public offer to appear nude for them. Apparently she’s too SLEAZY, even for Playboy.
Above, you’ll see Courtney Stodden’s ass hanging out of a thong bikini. This comes off as a desperate attempt to hold on to minor fame and lure the paparazzi in to photograph her. Hell, we wouldn’t have been interested, but her new breasts are hypnotizing. See if you can look at them for more than a minute without going cross-eyed? We can’t.
If you’re a porn fan, and since you’re here I’m assuming most of you are, the example Stodden is setting for America’s young women is a good one. Imagine a world where all women had breast implants, and worked hard on their appearance. It would look like this orgy porn video starring Penny Flame and friends.
So in conclusion, God Bless Courtney Stodden. She’s a hot whore who looks like a pornstar, and she has the rest of California turning to plastic surgery to please their boyfriends. Being one of those boyfriends I’m going to stop asking why and start grabbing tits like it’s Mardi Gras.
Gord McCord out!
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