Archive for March, 2013

Teacher/Student Porn Fantasy Played Out In Real Life Brings A World Of Hurt

Monday, March 25th, 2013

You know the fantasy: blonde MILF with her hair in a bobtail, black horn rimmed glasses, a hint of her bra peaking above her collared shirt, preferably a trace of some European accent you can’t quite place, sitting on the desk while lecturing. Then comes the come on to her student – “Can I speak to you after class?” If you’ve been living under a rock, here’s a MILF porn clip that features this exact scenario!

 

Unfortunately, for Joseph Corlett, a 57-year-old husband cum self-employed contractor, when he wrote in his essay titled “Hot for Teacher” – an homage to the 1984 Van Halen song by the same name – about his MILFtastic composition instructor Pamela Mitzelfeld, pictured below, things didn’t go as well as they do in your average porno.

 

MILF Pamela Mitzelfeld

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Mirror Mirror On The Wall, Which Country Is The Perviest Of Them All?

Thursday, March 21st, 2013

 

PornMD recently published a nifty inforgraphic categorizing the top 10 porn related search terms for many of the countries in the world plus a more precise breakdown for each state in the US of A.  One thing seems pretty consistent across most nations, their citizens are narcissistic in nature, as most countries top search term usually correlates to its dominant ethnicity, i.e. “Argentina” is the top searched-for word for that nation. There are some oddities among them though, and I’ve been taking a quick peek at a few during my lunch break, and here are some of the hilarious results:

Peru is VERY gay:

 

Porn in Peru

 

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Before And After Makeup: Pornstar Edition

Monday, March 11th, 2013

After apprenticing for a few years in the porn biz, I’ve had quite a few illusions shattered about the whole fantasy machine surrounding the industry, but none more so than this post by Izismile that a colleague of mine had sent me earlier in the day (and a Monday morning, no less).

Draven Star Without Makeup

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Dethroned Deep Throat Queen Miss Delaware Getting Into More Trouble

Monday, March 4th, 2013

Miss Delaware can use a break.

After her 15 minutes (31 minutes, to be exact) of fame for winning her state’s beauty crown, the barely legal Melissa King promptly lost it right back after being caught in porn, a charge that she denies, despite the video showing someone who looks exactly like her, named exactly Melissa King. See exhibit A here:

Melissa King Doggy Style

Today she’s reinserted (too early for clever puns?) herself into the headlines once again, ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE LAW! Drum roll… (more…)