Sex sells. It’s an age-old adage, and one that still applies today. From Geoffrey Chaucer’s Canterbury Tales to Jenna Jameson getting fucked by cocks the size of a forearm, sex is truly the most compelling form of media.
That’s why celebrities and wannabe celebrities have started to encroach on the porn industry by filming their own homemade contributions. In honor of these fame hungry whores, we take a look at Orgasm.com’s top-15 sex tapes of all time. Here we go!
15. Gene Simmons and ‘Elisa’
The God of Thunder sued when this sex tape got out. Simmons should have been thrilled that anyone actually cared about the sex life of aged rock star. Should’ve wore the make-up Gene and marketed to the Kiss-army! Oh, we almost forgot, he owns the rights to this video… go figure.
14. Fred Durst and Friend
Limp Bizkit was a mediocre band at best, which brings us to this film. Fred’s a D-rate singer and look… he’s banging a nobody. Makes for a very entertaining sex tape indeed. Wonder what “and friend” is up to today?
13. Gina Lee Nolin and her Ex-Husband
Did you know that Gina was one of Bob Barker’s beauties on the Price is Right? I didn’t either. As for this sex tape – it has some funny parts but is pretty short. It might have ranked higher on our list with some Baywatch like slow-mo action.
12. Kid Rock, Scott Stapp, and Four Groupies
Kid Rock and Creed front man Scott Stapp in the same room? Naked? With Groupies? Having a hell of a time? It’s all true. And disgusting!
11. Joanie “Chyna” Laurer and Sean “X-Pac” Waltman
From WWE to XXX Chyna is making a decent living for herself in the porn world and it all started with this gem. Is it me, or does her Clit look like a small penis? At least she lets X-Pac pound her ass like a champ. One Night In Chyna indeed!
10. Vince Neil, Janine Lindermulder, and Brandy Ledford
A rock star. Check! Porn star. Check! Penthouse pet. Check! Aside that, nothing to write home about, aside from our props to Vince Neil for being able to pull grade-A pussy when he was far from his prime.
9. Kendra Wilkinson and her Ex-Bo friend
The ex-girlfriend of Playboy founder Hugh Hefner, Kendra Wilkinson has a solid sex tape debut. Hef is nowhere to be found, and that’s probably a good thing. Now, if only Kendra would make another tape now that she’s had a kid, all our MILF fantasies would be fulfilled.
8. Pamela Anderson and Bret Michaels
Before Pamela Anderson’s sex tape with Tommy Lee, she made one with Bret Michaels. They both tried to block the tape of going public, but I guess it didn’t work because Orgasm.com has beheld it in all its glory. There’s a reason Pamela Anderson is the Marylyn Monroe of her generation.
7. Verne Troyer and Ranae Shrider
We’re not sure why this even cracked the top 10. Oh wait, Mini Me doing something sexual with someone named Ranae. That’s why! Ok, it’s very weird, but something for those of us who are curious. And at Orgasm.com we like everything and everything that insane!
6. Tila Tequila, Charlie Laine and Kristina Rose
A three-way lesbian scene! The only caveat is that this could just classify as straight up porn, rather than a celebrity sex tape. Just what has Tila Tequila ever done to be famous than get naked?
5. Dustin Diamond and Friends
Screech from Saved of the Bell is all grown up. This is a terrible sex tape, yet there is no denying its cultural relevance: it popularized the term ‘dirty sanchez.’ So the next time you want to draw a moustache on your girlfriend after fucking her in the ass, you can thank Screech for the assist!
4. Colin Farrell and Nicole Narain
Two good looking celebs doing the nasty and taping it – that’s what we’re talking about! Farrell never stops talking, but this tape has crossover appeal. After all, what woman would turn down his Irish charm?
3. Kim Kardashian and Ray J
Kim looks hot in this one, so hot we barely noticed Ray J. Who the hell is Ray J anyways? Regardless, this is a ‘leaked sex tape’, meaning it may have been staged. We’re more interested in the fact that its been giving Kanye West an erection for years. Dude even raps about it on his most recent single, Clique.
2. Paris Hilton and Rick Salomon
Paris looks bored and Salomon is a douche bag. Highly overrated, but you can’t deny the frenzy it caused. It also made Paris a star overnight… well, I’m using the term ‘star’ loosely. It also made night vision ‘a thing’, which was kind of creepy.
1. Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson
The celebrity sex tape that started it all. Lee and Anderson look very much into each other and it shows. Anderson has cracked the top 10 here and for good reason… two rock stars and two sex tapes! This is one of the finest sex tapes of all the time, and we have to thank Pam for taking Tommy’s gargantuan cock in her ass. How else would we have been able to convince our wives to let us burst their anal cherries?