As the Summer of sport is coming to an end and people are still buzzing from Olympic fever, a lot of men and women have decided that it’s their time to get in shape!
Weightlifting was one of those sports I personally watched and thought “holy shit, imagine if I could lift something that heavy! That would be cray cray!” And I’m assuming a lot of you thought the same thing, especially the guys.
Well, good news fellas, your wish has come true and guess what? All you need to do is watch more porn and your athletic performance in weightlifting will increase, guaranteed. Even if your goal is to just buff up, porn will give you the perfect push to do so.
Scientists have recently compared workout performances of male athletes after they’ve watched porn and they’ve concluded that they can lift heavier objects after watching the videos. They have also found that there are changes in testosterone hormone levels in salivary samples.
“In conclusion, different video clips were associated with different changes in salivary free hormone concentrations and the relative changes in testosterone closely mapped 3RM squat performance in a group of highly trained males,” the scientists said.
Which is weird because there has always been that myth that athletes should refrain from having sex before competition because it takes up too much energy. Now scientist are saying that this myth has never even been proven and some even say that sex before sports could help athletes because it wipes out mental issues and leaves them feeling refreshed and confident.
That totally explains why each athlete at the Olympics were each handed 15 condoms upon arrival in London!
So guys, once again we have scientific evidence that porn is good for you! So next time you’re feeling like a beast and you want to lift some hardcore weights, hit Orgasm.com first and rub one out to enhance your performance.