You’ve all probably heard that hottie football star Chad Johnson was arrested for domestic violence against his new bride few days ago, and if you haven’t heard this then you must be living under a rock somewhere.
Most would see his actions as being horrible for his career, seeing as he’s already been dropped by the Miami Dolphins and the reality show he was set to star in with his wife has been cancelled, but not the world of adult entertainment! The porn industry couldn’t be happier.
Why? You ask. Because a certain porn company has decided to capitalize on his arrest for publicity purposes, of course, and offer Chad Johnson $100, 000 to star in porn. Geniuses I tell ya!
But then again, it’s kind of Johnson’s fault; he did tell media that he’d pursuit a career in porn if he was cut for the team. “I’m always looking to a second job,” he said. “Thinking about going into porn. It’s not funny. I got to earn a living. I’m being serious. I mean, that’s what I would do.”
So Chad, if you’re reading this you see that you said it yourself! Please do us all a favor and do a porn. I would do just about anything to see that shit!