How To Watch Porn Without Getting Caught

In recent blog posts I’ve been talking a lot about watching porn and the issues surrounding it, from porn etiquette to whether or not giving up porn will make things better in the bedroom. I’ve said it once and I will say it again, a lot of people watch porn. And it’s not just men, women do too!

There is still a lot of taboo surrounding porn, even though it is a proven fact that casually watching porn is completely healthy.

Which brings us to my next point; porn is healthy, therefore it is your right! Your partner, your parents, or your neighbors shouldn’t give a shit! But let’s be real, they do care. But then again, what they don’t know, can’t hurt them. That’s why you need to know how to watch porn online and how to get away with it. Let’s go!

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Organize:

Chances are you probably already have a stash downloaded somewhere on your computer. First things first, you need to gather up all the different bits of erotica and put them into one single folder and then go ahead and subdivide this folder into whatever categories you prefer. Next you have to name your files. Do not, I repeat, do not name them something like hot MILF gets fucked in the ass by young stud. Devise a scheme that is subtle. Finally, you can encrypt the porn by creating a password-protected secured drive image. If you’re using Mac OSX, open up Disk Utility then create a “new disk image from folder,” using the porn as the source. Select the level of encrytion (128 or 256 bit AES), set your password, uncheck the “remember password in my keychain” option. Then generate the image and delete the original, unsecured folder. If you’re running Windows, use a third party archiving program like Winzip. Simply open the program, select Zip My Files, check the Encrypt option, and choose your porn folder from the menu. Generate the secured archive and delete the unsecured source folder.

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Be Incognito:

Streaming is your best bet, but that doesn’t mean it’s fool proof. First off, get rid of Internet Explorer and hop on the Chrome band wagon. Then use the Incognito function. This private browsing function doesn’t record web addresses and any files that have been downloaded. Before you get er done, turn off the auto- complete functions on URLs.. Log out of your Google account and don’t log in.

Alright, that’s all is takes folks. Easy peasy. Now go to our homepage and enjoy all the free porn.

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